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BadNick 04-24-2010 07:59 PM

with cheese?

uncle phil 04-25-2010 02:13 AM

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Jetée 04-25-2010 05:09 PM

more retro-futurism for this autorama sort of specializiation.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...s7ljo1_500.jpg

BadNick 04-25-2010 06:29 PM

BadChevyII

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...69gp428063.jpg

uncle phil 04-26-2010 02:15 AM

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BadNick 04-26-2010 03:59 AM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rg_2_trees.jpg

uncle phil 04-27-2010 02:16 AM

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BadNick 04-27-2010 11:23 AM

unc,
fat people have feelings, 2

Jetée 04-27-2010 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2781638)
unc,
fat people have feelings, 2

Is this an implicated joke? Am I suppoed to guess their feelings?

Hungry, and happy?

BadNick 04-27-2010 11:47 AM

1) no implication intended by me
1a) I was just beng sensitive about making fun of fat people, partly because my youngest son has a problem with his weight
2) no suggestion to guess anyone's feelings
2a) if anyone wants to feel me, let me know

that's my 2

Jetée 04-27-2010 12:06 PM

you make it sound as though I was offended, which seems to be going around, but I just ask things for the sake of asking
(and sometimes, because most internet jokes go above my very fuzzy head)

what would you like to see?

two more months until my calendar gets remembered by me, and then, it probably could still use more tweaking.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-27-2010 04:08 PM

Tweak it as hard as you like. I'm winning today.

BadNick 04-27-2010 06:28 PM

Jetbud, I wouldn't think twice that you were offended from the above...at least I hope not. 2 times even.

uncle phil 04-28-2010 02:19 AM

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Jetée 04-28-2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2781768)
Jetbud, I wouldn't think twice that you were offended from the above...at least I hope not. 2 times even.

I don't understand if this is an apology or a statement that you are and always will be, oblivious to my feelings.

anyway, I took another few looks at the picture posted by uncle phil, above, and I couldn't help but chuckle. two more feelings.

- - -

moving on, here are two steadfast rules to living in the future from the past:

1: you must blend in.
2: you must hypnotize to the times.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...4pypo1_500.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 04-28-2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2781961)

re: 1. you don't.
re: 2. what?

re: Quote: I daresay nobody's oblivious here: They all know I'm winning right now. Thanks for the opportunity.

Jetée 04-28-2010 02:50 PM

How can you be winning? I've been here the shortest amount of time, and I now outweigh you in verbatim.

This is challenging, only to constantly experience your second efforts to my superiority in taking this thread, time and time again.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-28-2010 02:53 PM

This thread makes it easy, bunny. Don't make me bring up amphibians.

Jetée 04-28-2010 03:14 PM

I just noticed the face attached to those two feet above.

I really like it. (to which amphibians do you refer, for they are disappearing worldwide, did you not know?)

BadNick 04-28-2010 06:24 PM

reminds me I have a thing for toes like that and what they're attached to. I can eat frogs' legs as long as they're not my pet ...or invisible if they disappear. They might be a delicate indicator of something.

Jetée 04-28-2010 06:51 PM

Yeah, that's right. Frogs around the globe are disappearing and falling prey to a mysterious, and nearly-incurable fungus.

If you want, I can direct you to a locale in which you can watch the special.

Ishmal 04-28-2010 07:06 PM

Does it affect cane toads to???
We've just had our anual cane toad slaughter up north.
They have proceded across the country & are almost invading WA now.

BadNick 04-28-2010 07:12 PM

Jet,
I have seen and read about the plight of the frogs and those kinds of changes always concern me since they end up being something "not good" for the world, even humans.

Ishmal, are those cane toads edible, I mean by humans?

Ishmal 04-28-2010 07:24 PM

Nope.
Poisonous.

Dogs are always dying from playing with them.

---------- Post added at 11:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:17 AM ----------

Cane Toads

This was a good doco we watched years ago at school.
Pretty funny in some parts from memory.

---------- Post added at 11:24 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:22 AM ----------

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cane...canetoads1.jpg

uncle phil 04-29-2010 02:22 AM

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BadNick 04-29-2010 11:08 AM

she has 2 of my favorite colors on her

Jetée 04-29-2010 11:14 AM

Frogs: The Thin Green Line - Introduction - Amphibians - Extinction - Allison Argo | Nature

Ourcrazymodern? 04-29-2010 02:20 PM

Hell guys, I was trying to imply leap-frog.

BadNick 04-30-2010 10:38 AM

so apparently the frog-killing fungus' proliferation may be climate related El Niño and a pathogen, not global warming, killed Costa Rican toad ...the "not global warming" is not my spin on it, I believe the jury's still out on that one as far as it relates to the frog demise.


It takes 2 to leap frog ...or more

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-frog-jump.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 04-30-2010 10:47 AM

I like more, & being the frog.

BadNick 04-30-2010 05:38 PM

I'm trying to imagine that.....

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ROG--50611.jpg

Jetée 04-30-2010 06:24 PM

"pig in a wig" ... I made myself laugh.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/...0c89f352_m.jpg

uncle phil 05-01-2010 01:47 AM

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BadNick 05-01-2010 06:33 AM

the left one always looks bigger than the right one...tits might be democrats?

Ourcrazymodern? 05-01-2010 08:12 AM

Different strokes, you know.

BadNick 05-01-2010 10:41 AM

True. I think I might be an independent since I like them all.

uncle phil 05-02-2010 02:15 AM

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BadNick 05-02-2010 07:07 AM

red heads and pink tits ...now that's a winning combination

Jetée 05-02-2010 10:43 AM

I'm not sure what oogling a nice pair has to do with winning, but so long as you're distracted by the mundane, I'll continue onwards to my victory parade.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...n3qto1_400.gif
"what has our future-sutre done to us?"

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2010 01:28 PM

Two heads are better than one.

BadNick 05-02-2010 04:52 PM

There are not many mundane tits. I'll take 2, which sort of makes practical sense since they come in pairs.

uncle phil 05-03-2010 02:13 AM

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BadNick 05-03-2010 06:21 AM

sometimes 2 is two too many

Jetée 05-03-2010 11:57 AM

Man, this is becoming too repetitive for me to take. 2.(doo-loo)

BadNick 05-03-2010 12:51 PM

me, too, Jet. too many 2's, too too many to toot for two

Jetée 05-04-2010 11:19 AM

I was right, see? Pig in a wig.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...pwi0o1_500.jpg

BadNick 05-04-2010 04:00 PM

something about the interplay between the sparkles and the wig color would make me do a take 2

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ripper-wig.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 05-04-2010 04:03 PM

You just did. I win.

BadNick 05-04-2010 04:05 PM

just as I momentarily averted my glance...BAM!!! there you are

Ourcrazymodern? 05-04-2010 04:08 PM

I have 2x4 eyes.

BadNick 05-04-2010 04:20 PM

I see.I see.
I see.I see.

Jetée 05-04-2010 04:31 PM

There's something about Natalie Portman that has me confused...

2 things:
First, people think she is the most beautiful actress alive today, and as recently as last year, has been voted upon by some unknown critics' association or the masses as being "#1 most gorgeous celeb".

Second, I liked her agreeable face when she was younger, and she is cute, but I am not really attracted to her. If anything, I try to avoid her whenever possible, and I, myself, classify that as 'weird', because I don't know why I do it.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-04-2010 04:49 PM

I would discontinue worrying about Natalie Portman.

BadNick 05-04-2010 05:05 PM

both of you guys can let me do all the worrying about that

She's very cute. I would even say beautiful, though not "the mostest" in my universe. My only squirminess about her is because of my memories of her when she was very young and cute and very not appropriate to think about her like I sometimes do now. But that's in the past and this is where we are now, Natalie.

uncle phil 05-05-2010 03:04 AM

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BadNick 05-05-2010 04:00 AM

meaty! Lucky for me I'm carnivorous.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-05-2010 02:45 PM

I don't remember where I put the cucumber.

BadNick 05-05-2010 06:31 PM

watch it doesn't poke you in the eye

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...20on20eyes.jpg

Jetée 05-05-2010 06:33 PM

Does it sound as though I'm pouting too much? I think this is how-so, and it really irks me that I've realized this.

Say it isn't so. I'm not a feelings-sharer nancy; I'm a thought-instigater envisionary.

BadNick 05-05-2010 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2784548)
...Say it isn't so. I'm not a feelings-sharer nancy...

It isn't so. Or did you want nancy to say that?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2784548)
...I'm a..instigater...

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pper20Sign.jpg

Jetée 05-05-2010 07:20 PM

I thought that spelling looked askew. two cheers for correcting me (you did correct me, no?)

uncle phil 05-06-2010 02:10 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? 05-06-2010 02:09 PM

You do things like that just to win, right? It's simpler than that.

BadNick 05-06-2010 07:28 PM

I recently did a take 2 in the take 3 thread. It was a bit confusing for me.

uncle phil 05-07-2010 02:08 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...bies-shirt.gif

BadNick 05-07-2010 06:40 AM

I wonder if I had two like that if I'd flash them in public or not?

Ourcrazymodern? 05-07-2010 02:17 PM

I don't.

BadNick 05-07-2010 02:22 PM

I 2nd that.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-07-2010 02:53 PM

You're 2nd again.

BadNick 05-07-2010 07:08 PM

this is like a game, isn't it? sometimes I can tell.

Jetée 05-07-2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2785013)

as much as I was getting annoyed by the bevvy of boobies here, this is a perfect reply to OCM?'s response.

I give you kudos on being a witter; but not a winner: that title is solely reserved for me, as such because--I won.

Simple.

One-one was one racehorse: two-one was one too -- two-one won one race: one-one won one too.

uncle phil 05-08-2010 01:49 AM

and the horse you rode in on... :)

BadNick 05-08-2010 08:15 AM

simple is as simple does

Ourcrazymodern? 05-08-2010 02:25 PM

I'm as simple as we come.

BadNick 05-08-2010 07:56 PM

together

uncle phil 05-09-2010 02:17 AM

right now...

BadNick 05-09-2010 07:20 AM

over me

Jetée 05-09-2010 09:39 AM

my version was funnier...

(write) - me

(Mao) - you said

(someone posts a picture of the cow jumping over the moon) - with a text bubble beside the moon, stating, "...over me"

Ourcrazymodern? 05-09-2010 09:54 AM

Opinions can't help but differ, can they?

Jetée 05-09-2010 10:40 AM

Indeed.

You say you win, and I say 'goodbye'.

BadNick 05-09-2010 12:26 PM

hello hello

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lam-733459.jpg

uncle phil 05-09-2010 12:32 PM

i don't know whi...

Ourcrazymodern? 05-09-2010 12:48 PM

I don't know what that means...

uncle phil 05-09-2010 12:50 PM

you say goodbi...

Jetée 05-09-2010 01:00 PM

and I say, "Hello!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2739636)


BadNick 05-09-2010 07:48 PM

ding dong

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...206/2bells.jpg

uncle phil 05-10-2010 02:06 AM

zapped - twice?

BadNick 05-10-2010 10:50 AM

U2?

Jetée 05-10-2010 10:53 AM

Two Hearts Beat as One


uncle phil 05-10-2010 11:44 AM

somebody's birthday?

Jetée 05-10-2010 11:53 AM

why do you ask? If someone was born today, I don't think I'll hear the news of it until tomorrow.

uncle phil 05-10-2010 11:57 AM

Bono - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jetée 05-10-2010 12:01 PM

Bono was born on May 10, 1960, and raised in Dublin, Ireland...

Yes, he was born the date that it is today, but that was more than 50 years ago. I'm sure he's forgotten about it now.

BadNick 05-10-2010 06:26 PM

that vid is the oldest U2 performance I've seen

Jetée 05-10-2010 06:27 PM

"for BadNick" (to show you what I mean-t)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...r53co1_500.jpg
Photo by Dmitry Naumov

BadNick 05-10-2010 06:48 PM

I'll just follow you around and say "thank you". Thank you.

I could make waves with her, I'm sure.

Jetée 05-10-2010 06:59 PM

With the way the light refracts, and dominates, it was a hard choice to not post this immediately in TLTE! when I originally found it, but then I noticed she was topless, and as I investigate further, she's probably bottomless as well.

uncle phil 05-11-2010 02:07 AM

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BadNick 05-11-2010 05:32 AM

topless and bottomless are OK with me, but that poor little skinny girl needs a bit more meat on her ...I mean Jet's girl with the surfer hat, not unc's nipple girl.

Jetée 05-11-2010 12:01 PM

more tits? just for the sake of 'em? they both are really skinny.


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