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ooohh...fug got a haircut...
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clean & sober!...do I have to take 2, or can I just pick one?
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Well. Shit.
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that might smart...
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...but dumb. I would not pay to see that.
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yep...but I have an alternative to defeat the evil censors of photobucket
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hey static.flickr, he's fucking himself in the nose...
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flickr seems to work without too many strings attached ...so far
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If it increases the odds of getting laid, a man will do just about anything.
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gene simmoms in boyhood?
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well, at least he's licking SOMEONE's eyebrows...
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the first one now will later be last...
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um-hmm...
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and where did you get that pic of my ex-wife? :eek:
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you both must be hacking my system..............
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it takes 2 hands to handle a whopper
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and an elephant gun....
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in case it takes 2
a double barrel 4 gauge elephant gun http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lephantGun.jpg |
pachydermal...
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sounds like that means stuffed sausage...or perhaps a Pakastani skincare product
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those elephants are under age........
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crazy teenagers
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pack a trunk, we're outta here
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gettin' a room?
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more like makin' some room in that ass.
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...they won't forget you said that
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I could get them a good rate...........
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siwwy wabbits...
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quit making fun of my speech impediment!!!
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or you'll huff and puff and blow my house down?
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swine flu, anyone?
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oh, mexico...
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frijoles...
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we don't need no stinkin' badges
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someone say "badgers?"
on, wisconsin... |
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mass hysteria
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jeebus, another freakin packer fan?
tough to soar with eagles, right, nick? |
football is of the devil
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The devil of AWESOME
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retching noise is heard......
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What did the magestic albatross do to deserve such an ill fated association?
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acted like an asshole everywhere he'd been...
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but why burden a nice bird with the antics of ..."that"
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TO as "that..."
must be a "soar with eagles" thang... |
TO, you are the bird droppings beneath my wings.
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among other things...
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what about fuckin' hockey?
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TO never played hockey, to the best of my knowledge...
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frickin' Flyers :(
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the broad street bullies?
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the albatross was only bad luck if you killed it.........
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free bird...
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the bird is the word
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Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow |
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A vile cockney joke
This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town! “Where’s the god damn, mother fucking Manager you cock sucking arse wipe” he politely inquires to one of the waiters. The waiter is naturally taken aback and replies “excuse me sir but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can”. The manager comes over and the bloke asks ” are you the chicken fucking, manager of this bastard joint?”. “Yes sir, I am” replies the manager, “but I would prefer it if you could refrain from speaking such profanities in this, a private restaurant”. “Fuck off” replies the bloke “and where’s the fucking piano?” “Pardon says the manager”. “Fucking deaf as well are we you little piece of snivelling shit, show us your pissing piano” “Ahhhh replies the manager you’ve come about the pianist job” and shows the bloke to the piano. “can you play any blues?”. “of course I can” and the bloke proceeds to play the most inspiring and beautiful sounding honky tonk blues that the manager has ever heard. “That’s superb, what’s it called” “I want to fuck your missus on the sofa but the springs keep hurting me knob” replies the bloke. The manager is a bit disturbed and asks if the bloke knows any jazz. The bloke proceeds in playing the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. “Magnificent” cries the manager “what’s it called?” “I wanted a wank over the washing machine but me balls got caught in the soap drawer”. The manager is a tad embarrassed and asks if he knows any romantic ballads, the bloke then plays the most heartbreaking melody. “And what’s this called” asks the manager. “As I fuck you under the stars with the moonlight shining off your hairy ring-piece” replies the bloke. The manager is highly upset by the blokes language but offers him the job on condition that he doesn’t introduce any of his songs or talk to any of the customers. This arrangement works well for a couple of months until one night sitting opposite him is the most gorgeous blonde he has ever laid his eyes on, she’s wearing an almost see through dress, her tits are almost falling out the top and the skimpy little ‘G’ string she’s wearing is riding up the crack of her arse. She is sitting there with her legs slightly open sucking suggestively on asparagus shoots and the butter is dripping down her chin! (get the picture). Any way its too much for the bloke and he runs off to the bogs to ‘wrestle with his bald headed champ’. His pulling away furiously when he hears the managers voice “where’s that bloody pianist”. He just has time to shoot his bolt and in a fluster he runs back to the piano having not bothered to adjust himself properly, sits down and starts playing some more tunes. The blonde gets up and walks over to the piano, leans over and whispers in his ear. ” do you know your knob and bollocks are hanging out your trousers and dripping jism on your shoes?”. The bloke replies “Know it, I fucking wrote it” |
politely inquires?
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It seemed a good idea at the time......
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sick...
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you just dont understand english humor.... watch some Blackadder and get back to me....
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i'm still a benny hill/monty python kind of guy...
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more like a mary poppins kind of guy.....
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thus spoke the Fairly OddParents
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I was just wondering where Tyler was.
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tipping canoes with old kinderhook, probably...
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hey, i'm last again!
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where you belong...
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I'm just gonna stomp out those flaming bananas
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jeebus, i can see her camel-toe...
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