wow.

Silent Jay, exactly who is it thats had sticks shoved up their asses?

and how exactly can Fly help in this situation?

Halt! Who goes there?

Well at least fly has a sense of humour about things that are typed here even if they are right out to lunch, and I enjoy what he contributes to the conversation of joke whatever it may be called.

Not exactly people with sticks up their asses (at least no need to name names), but maybe they forgot to take the hanger out of the shirt, loosen up a little stop being so sensitive it's pathetic, I made a comment about a movie I Love Gooooooold and next thing you know I get "my friend was T-Boned by some guy who looks like fat bastard" Do you actually think I knew this, oh my John Edwards powers are coming back just playing (if he's white and fat chances are he looks like fat bastard) and like I said before Goldmember said I Love Goooooooold not Fat Bastard.

In conclusion I think that sillygirl should be the one to pick the topic seeing as she has the most disaggreements about what is typed and discussed, not that I really care, I'll still type UDAY and QUSAY and if people don't find them funny, I really don't give a shit, my humour is more to shock people than make them laugh.heheh

Peace

Like it would shock someone if it was said that I would eat the corn out of Elisha Cuthberts shit, I really really would. she will be mine, oh yes she will.

Peace

smoke 2 joints in the morning, smoke 2 joints at night, smoke 2 joints in the afternoon cause it makes you feel alright

Dude. Jay. Take a chill pill. *offers pills*

I didn't get pissy about anything. If you wanted pissy, you should've seen me at the hospital at about 4 am after sitting there for God knows how long. :p He's fine, by the way.

And if I'm supposed to pick the topic now, howbout we talk about how Jay has a stick up HIS butt? Sheesh, man, what's up lately?

no need for chill pills, would you like some hydroxycut maybe?naw just playin!! well considering anything that I seem to type in lateley is either not funny according to you or it hits a nerve, I mean if I type in good morning it might hit a nerve because you haven't had a good day.

Your topic really makes no sense considering you don't actually know me (unless chatting is considered knowing), and if you did you'd see there is no stick (maybe a ferrett, but no stick) up there I'm quite laid back and relaxed, and only get bitter with stupid people. So there ya go Jay isn't bitter there's no stick up my ass.
I'm as happy as a pig in shit.

Glad to hear your friend is fine, hope he makes a full recovery.

not much, how about you? been doing well?

to go w/ your sublime tune.....


"What I Got"

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone

I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
Life is (too short), so love the one you got
Cause you might get runover or you might get shot

Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Never start no static I just get it off my chest
Take a small example, take a tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity
Love is what I got
It's within my reach

And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I got I got I got I...got


*sorry phil....not tryin' to step on the mystro's toes*

*and i know mystro is spelled wrong*

I've been doing really well, Jay. It's just been a busy week. I got a schedule change at work, so now I'll be up when the normal people are awake. :)


I hope that ferret doesn't bite you while he's up there. :p

good job fly

naw he's pretty tame, his name is Tiddlywinks

i knew you had a ferret in your ass...........'cept i woulda called it a SHE...........not a he

he likes guys in his ass:D

This thread always makes me smile in the morning.... I think this is the official looney bin of the TFP. :p

What are y'all making fun of poor Tiddlywinks for? it is a she, not a he, no I don't like guys in my ass, and your lucky people can't get hit through a computer or you'd be getting it. (just joking dude you know that) Can I be the ring leader of the looney bin I wanna fuck Bea Arthur is that not looney enough

you should be in a home for wanting to fuck Bea Arthur!

i totally agree.......

Get off poor old Bea, pigs need lovin too



as do sheep BAAAABAAAA

why do people love farm animals so much?


haha!

Jay I'm gonna buy you some rubber boots.

not all farm animals just those sexy sexy sheep mmmmmmmm i gotta go find a farm with sheep, ah on the way to the frew wooo hoooo look out sheep here I come, I'm sure rideough will be along for the trip he loves the sheep. mmmmmmmmmmmmsexy sheep mmmmmmmmmmmmm

thanks, the size of this thing between my legs it'll take a boot to cover it, the regular condoms just don't work, when you get this big you gotta improvise, and hey if the boot fits use it.

:hmm:

you said it not me. I merely used my imagination to think what you might of possibly wanted to buy me rubber boots for and that is what I came up with. I have a pretty active imagination don't I? hehehehe

I RULE

PS- Are you using the work computers to access TFP naughty naughty.

Yes, yes I am. But ya know what? I get paid to look at porn all day. So I could be in Wayside and I wouldn't get in trouble. :p

I know it's stupid. I can messageboard all I want (our email system just went down so all I have to do is take phone calls) but I can't chat. *sigh* gayness.

shitty no chatting, but at least there is porn, although looking at it all day might be a bit much unless there is some weird and funny shit to look at.

Yeah. I hate porn.

funny weird porn is cool

Um. You try having to watch boys in pantyhose prance around... it's just wrong, I tell you....

Hmmm - while I fancy myself an open-minded liberal, you are right - It's just wrong!

You finally found those photos of flyman and bundy? :lol:

I like sheep too...especially sheep who dress up like Blanche Dubois!...that dirty girl!

very very wrong
you're not that picky about your sheep, any sheep will do. The same way you are with your roosters rideough any cock'll do heheeh instead of cock'll doodle doo. just playin dude

at it again eh joe?


your day will come my friend,your day will come.:D

you might want to try Harrowsmith


thats farmer land:D

You guys worry me.

hey Im not the sheep fucker....im just telling him where to go!

Still, I'm allowed to be worried, no?

worry about jay:D

Je ne veux pas avoir le sexe avec un mouton

I know there's a less formal way to say it, but meh.

And yes, PT, I worry about him every day

Well, it took some digging, but I knew our friends bundy and the fly used to, ummm, prance.

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...yhose_boys.jpg

They do make a swell 'team', wouldn't you say?

oh my god. That's painful to look at. I wonder if you got it from one of our sites. :p

never said I fucked sheep dude, just said they were sexy. read the posts no where did I say I fucked sheep. rideough now he's another story, he thinks they're sexy in a weird fisting kinda way.

no need to worry about me, I'm a big boy, there's nothing out there that can hurt me for I AM CANADIAN!!!

PJ that's disturbing, although it reminds me of the seinfeld episode where George wore the body suit when he was too bashful to actually streak across Yankee Stadium. I bet fly has a bodysuit somewhere in his closet.

*wipes soda off screen*

pj, thats hilarious!!

umm, thanks, i guess......... you bastard!



lol

That pic makes me laugh every time I see it. :lol::lol::lol:

It is one of those laugh your ass off kind of picture. Were you guys training for a marathon.

by the way sillygirl I wouldn't be too proud of the porn queen title. But I see the connection.

I don't know why any guy would voluntarily wear pantyhose. Seriously. They're not even comfortable!!

maybe they wanted to accent their package

my christ man........you are on a roll eh.


bastard.....................bastard......:eek:

You don't have to wear pantyhose to do that do you?

as a matter of fact.....i think i like pantyhose.....


.............i think........

Oh, flyman... please don't wear pantyhose!!


.......... or, if you do, I wanna see a real pic of it! :p

well.....................when i get home,i might enlighten(or not) the whole crowd......

weeeeeeeeeeeee..................

:lol: flyman, you're awesome.


Can I go home yet? Work's getting boring.

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...yjoe/joe_1.jpg http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...yjoe/joe_2.jpg http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...yjoe/joe_3.jpg http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...yjoe/joe_4.jpg

Hey, what the hell. If fuckin Broadway Joe wore hose, flyman and bundy should have no problem!

omg :lol:

Yeah, me too :lol:

Heeheehee... see, Fly? You're getting quite the fanclub here!

that's just cuz all you freaks.......especially joe......wanna see me in freakin' pantyhose.

you sure that ain't paddyjoe and not broadway joe?

fly please don't wear pantyhose that could scar me for life (like I'm not already). someone should start a thread where you can vote on if do or do not want to see fly in hose. well I have to admit that would be one funny pic, go for it.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=50009

There ya go, Jay. :)

atta girl you're living up to your reputation.

I do what I can ;)

and you do it well

Aww, shucks :icare:

heheh

What's flyman gonna say when he sees all those votes?

he'll love it

O....M....G..........

:lol:

O....M....G..........

:lol:

That looks like flyman with Guy Pearce. :hmm:

poor fly, and bundy.

aww... shucks...
thanks dude...

heh, now that's a good one. :lol::lol:
You guys make quite the pair.

i got more hair on my chest than that.......

Eeew! Are you one of those people with a carpet on their chest?

Never mind the hair, you have a fat gut...

*said in a nice way*

yup......i got a chest like a fucking monkey........



all the hair is fallin off my head an stickin to my chest and ass....

watta ya think of that eh?:D

kinda creepy need that etch-a-sketch mind again.

gross

well anyone know the number of a good shrink, send flyman the bill for that nice bit of info.

I don't think he'll pay it though....

I'm willing to pay it

Nah. Go to Florida instead. :)

I'd rather go to Vietnam, more culture and the people are so interesting and just everything about them fascinates me. All they know is work, suffering through hundreds of years of war, sorry I'm rambling.

Ah, but do they have the crazy old people who have trouble voting?

and don't forget in florida they like shorts and black socks.

i win

with flip flops, no doubt :p

And no, ikky, you don't win. Sorry!

godamned flip flops

<center>I K K Y</center>




you are the winner... no, wait... thats not right...

sillygirl...the perfect woman...could it be true???


*picks up travel brochure for AZ*

:o


I suddenly feel like I need to add a disclaimer somewhere....

don't worry about rideough sillygirl, he's looking for the perfect guy more than the perfect girl.

:lol: It's a good thing you guys are good friends, or you'd probably get an asswhooping soon

no need to worry about rideough whooping me, he's got the body of a 10 year old girl and throws pillows. so no worries here

Ah. Ok. That's good then.

he'll be so happy when he reads this, but the truth hurts.

ROFL

Now thats a total burn!

heeya