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torgone · 10-29-2003, 03:43 PM

with Gordon, in a an oil drum, behind an abandoned slaughterhouse on the

Astrocloud · 10-29-2003, 09:41 PM

lucky cheese furnace. "We Be Zombie" the tardlike zombies moaned in unison. Bleached

Chingal0 · 10-30-2003, 12:05 AM

hair of valley girls from all over began to rain from the skies,

jimk · 10-30-2003, 05:25 AM

prompting the zombies to gather for a slumber party! cheetos, pepsi and brains

torgone · 10-30-2003, 09:29 AM

on toast with whipped cream! The zombies looked so cute in their lacy

Astrocloud · 10-30-2003, 09:37 AM

rags -that Moolag (Bundy's parasitic twin sister) couldn't stop drooling. Bundy quickly gathered

Chingal0 · 10-30-2003, 10:00 AM

as many double gulp cups from 7-11 as he could to contain the

Astrocloud · 10-30-2003, 08:56 PM

Drippings from a slow roasted Zombie slut. He didn't have the slut yet,

Chingal0 · 10-31-2003, 12:25 AM

but he did find a magical trucker hat that turned his feet blue

Fremen · 10-31-2003, 12:38 AM

when he clicked his heels three times while plucking his sisters' nose hair,

justin218 · 10-31-2003, 02:41 AM

and stood on one foot while chanting the phrase "I can't believe that

Astrocloud · 10-31-2003, 12:22 PM

I'm not Butter". The Zombies in their tattered Negliges stumbled closer. They moaned...

sailor · 11-01-2003, 11:54 AM

and groaned in pain, unable to believe their horrible case of the

Astrocloud · 11-02-2003, 12:09 AM

munchies. It was completely unreleaved by beer or even brains. Moolag wept, it

bundy · 11-02-2003, 04:09 PM

was fair dinkum that since woolloomooloo had been rooted by the zombies

Chingal0 · 11-02-2003, 05:17 PM

and in their rooted stage, the zombies wondered wtf woolloomooloo was, concluding that

Fremen · 11-02-2003, 07:16 PM

if its from down Oz way, it's got to be cool and a

Astrocloud · 11-02-2003, 09:08 PM

drunk chinkinwinker. Time passed. Days became weeks and weeks -years. The forbidden dance

jimwah · 11-03-2003, 05:55 AM

became popular, and soon all the kids were doing it. Dancin in the

cchris · 11-03-2003, 07:15 AM

old Fitzroy Hotel became folklore and new lands were sought to explore with

torgone · 11-03-2003, 09:33 AM

riches beyond belief. But, alas, none were found. Maybe tomorrow. Dripping with sweat,

sailor · 11-03-2003, 04:56 PM

he decided that it was time to crack open a cold one. So he

bundy · 11-03-2003, 05:34 PM

removed his pants, climbed onto the bar and challenged everyone to a fight

Astrocloud · 11-03-2003, 06:40 PM

. Of course the him we are talking about is the ever present and

Fly · 11-04-2003, 08:34 PM

humble Gordon."All those sons of bitches that have forgotten my name can....

Astrocloud · 11-04-2003, 10:31 PM

just drink my foul testostosterone." Gordon just oozed it.

The barmen stood silent.

torgone · 11-05-2003, 08:53 AM

Then someone played "YMCA" on the jukebox, and everyone started singing, dancing and

Astrocloud · 11-05-2003, 10:18 AM

Gordon square in the anus. The ape screamed and Gordon yelped. Luckily, the

sTghezzo · 11-05-2003, 01:16 PM

whitecoats came and took Astrocloud away. Meanwhile, while Gordon was vigorously feeling his

bundy · 11-05-2003, 03:51 PM

scrotum for signs of testicular cancer. Astrocloud had convinced him that apes carry

Astrocloud · 11-05-2003, 05:24 PM

a vile plague that can warp the very nature of curved space-time.

bundy · 11-05-2003, 05:48 PM

Suddenly, the artist formerly known as Prince (TAFKAP), announced that Fremen would be his

Fremen · 11-05-2003, 08:57 PM

heir to his vast fortune, and promptly keeled over and kicked the bucket.

(ha-ha)

Chingal0 · 11-05-2003, 11:44 PM

Fortune, by definition, as TAFKAP saw it, was a massive collection of tvguides

Midlandmadman · 11-06-2003, 04:23 AM

. Well, Freeman always wanted to be buried with 1000's of TV guides, so................

jimk · 11-06-2003, 06:01 AM

he cancelled his subscription to fortune and started the tv guide crossword puzzle.

torgone · 11-06-2003, 08:23 AM

Fifteen years later, he has almost finished the first one. "This shit's hard!" . .

Astrocloud · 11-06-2003, 10:18 AM

(-he was referring to his constipation and not the crossword puzzle). Fremen's legs

bundy · 11-06-2003, 03:19 PM

withered away while he spent that long hard fifteen years on the crossword

torgone · 11-06-2003, 03:25 PM

The first clue stumped him - four letter word for woman, ends in "u - n - t".

10-29-2003, 03:43 PM	#401 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	with Gordon, in a an oil drum, behind an abandoned slaughterhouse on the __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-30-2003, 12:05 AM	#403 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	hair of valley girls from all over began to rain from the skies, __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-30-2003, 05:25 AM	#404 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	prompting the zombies to gather for a slumber party! cheetos, pepsi and brains __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-30-2003, 09:29 AM	#405 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	on toast with whipped cream! The zombies looked so cute in their lacy __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-30-2003, 10:00 AM	#407 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	as many double gulp cups from 7-11 as he could to contain the __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-29-2003, 09:41 PM	#402 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	lucky cheese furnace. "We Be Zombie" the tardlike zombies moaned in unison. Bleached

10-30-2003, 09:37 AM	#406 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	rags -that Moolag (Bundy's parasitic twin sister) couldn't stop drooling. Bundy quickly gathered

10-30-2003, 08:56 PM	#408 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Drippings from a slow roasted Zombie slut. He didn't have the slut yet,

10-31-2003, 12:25 AM	#409 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	but he did find a magical trucker hat that turned his feet blue __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-31-2003, 12:38 AM	#410 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	when he clicked his heels three times while plucking his sisters' nose hair, __________________ Google

10-31-2003, 02:41 AM	#411 (permalink)
justin218 Tilted	and stood on one foot while chanting the phrase "I can't believe that

10-31-2003, 12:22 PM	#412 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I'm not Butter". The Zombies in their tattered Negliges stumbled closer. They moaned...

11-01-2003, 11:54 AM	#413 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	and groaned in pain, unable to believe their horrible case of the __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

11-02-2003, 12:09 AM	#414 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	munchies. It was completely unreleaved by beer or even brains. Moolag wept, it

11-02-2003, 04:09 PM	#415 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	was fair dinkum that since woolloomooloo had been rooted by the zombies __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-02-2003, 05:17 PM	#416 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	and in their rooted stage, the zombies wondered wtf woolloomooloo was, concluding that __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-02-2003, 07:16 PM	#417 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	if its from down Oz way, it's got to be cool and a __________________ Google

11-02-2003, 09:08 PM	#418 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	drunk chinkinwinker. Time passed. Days became weeks and weeks -years. The forbidden dance

11-03-2003, 05:55 AM	#419 (permalink)
jimwah Upright	became popular, and soon all the kids were doing it. Dancin in the

11-03-2003, 07:15 AM	#420 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	old Fitzroy Hotel became folklore and new lands were sought to explore with __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-03-2003, 09:33 AM	#421 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	riches beyond belief. But, alas, none were found. Maybe tomorrow. Dripping with sweat, __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-03-2003, 04:56 PM	#422 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	he decided that it was time to crack open a cold one. So he __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

11-03-2003, 05:34 PM	#423 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	removed his pants, climbed onto the bar and challenged everyone to a fight __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-03-2003, 06:40 PM	#424 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	. Of course the him we are talking about is the ever present and

11-04-2003, 08:34 PM	#425 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	humble Gordon."All those sons of bitches that have forgotten my name can.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-04-2003, 10:31 PM	#426 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	just drink my foul testostosterone." Gordon just oozed it. The barmen stood silent. Last edited by Astrocloud; 11-05-2003 at 10:18 AM..

11-05-2003, 08:53 AM	#427 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Then someone played "YMCA" on the jukebox, and everyone started singing, dancing and __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-05-2003, 10:18 AM	#428 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Gordon square in the anus. The ape screamed and Gordon yelped. Luckily, the

11-05-2003, 01:16 PM	#429 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	whitecoats came and took Astrocloud away. Meanwhile, while Gordon was vigorously feeling his

11-05-2003, 03:51 PM	#430 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	scrotum for signs of testicular cancer. Astrocloud had convinced him that apes carry __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 11-05-2003 at 04:02 PM..

11-05-2003, 05:24 PM	#431 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	a vile plague that can warp the very nature of curved space-time.

11-05-2003, 05:48 PM	#432 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Suddenly, the artist formerly known as Prince (TAFKAP), announced that Fremen would be his __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-05-2003, 08:57 PM	#433 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	heir to his vast fortune, and promptly keeled over and kicked the bucket. (ha-ha) __________________ Google

11-05-2003, 11:44 PM	#434 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Fortune, by definition, as TAFKAP saw it, was a massive collection of tvguides __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-06-2003, 04:23 AM	#435 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	. Well, Freeman always wanted to be buried with 1000's of TV guides, so................ __________________ Its good to be back.