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paddyjoe · 11-18-2003, 02:55 PM

a fifty-five gallon drum of Cheeto dust. "Well, at least Moolag tastes like

bundy · 11-18-2003, 03:07 PM

sweet marinated chicken,¨ said Cameron, who had just feasted on MOolaGs split intestines.

Fremen · 11-18-2003, 07:11 PM

Gordon was appalled at Moolags' Cheeto dust death, but he was happy for

torgone · 11-18-2003, 09:23 PM

the residents of California who just had the car tax lowered thanks to

thenewguy · 11-18-2003, 09:30 PM

Bones, who schizzolated that bill and summarily left the TFP in pursuit of

Chingal0 · 11-18-2003, 10:41 PM

McGriddles, or any other possible outcome for his MCG acronym. He was missed

Astrocloud · 11-18-2003, 10:58 PM

and silently transformed into grinning spirit... yet to reappear in the tfp. The

bundy · 11-18-2003, 11:27 PM

memory of Bones henceforth lived on in the shape of Air45, who we

paddyjoe · 11-19-2003, 04:43 AM

ritualisticly carried above our heads on spears, until flyman fired up the bonfire

Fly · 11-19-2003, 05:03 AM

and we tossed that sorry assed bastard right on in that big 'ol....

bundy · 11-19-2003, 05:18 AM

bonfire without even taking the spears out of his ass. Birds of Prey

Fly · 11-19-2003, 05:45 AM

then began to peck at his eyeballs......and every other oriface that was

torgone · 11-19-2003, 10:14 AM

not already filled with a foreign object. When the bonfire burned down, flyman

Chingal0 · 11-19-2003, 11:45 AM

and his band of RCMP fetched Bones' body out of the ash. "Blah blah,

bundy · 11-19-2003, 02:15 PM

ashes to ashes, dust to dust... whatever!¨ cried the masses. They couldn´t care

Astrocloud · 11-19-2003, 03:06 PM

less what bones put in his butt -or even if he was a

Fremen · 11-19-2003, 03:42 PM

little chopped up and strewn over flymans' 'tobacco' crop to use as fertilizer.

bundy · 11-19-2003, 04:16 PM

Astrocloud announced to the gathered masses that he intended to masturbate for 100

Astrocloud · 11-19-2003, 05:08 PM

million dollars -the sum was to be paid by bundy's mom upon orgasm

bundy · 11-19-2003, 05:38 PM

which is expected to produce enough semen to feed several under-developed nations

paddyjoe · 11-19-2003, 07:09 PM

for about two seconds. Astrocloud needed the cash to pay Michael Jackson's bail,

thenewguy · 11-19-2003, 08:29 PM

because astrocloud has been hiding the dark secret that he is really Michael's

bundy · 11-19-2003, 10:17 PM

former pet chimp, Bubbles. He was swept up in guilt, even though Michael

Astrocloud · 11-19-2003, 10:50 PM

was a terrible owner and never let Bubbles (Astrocloud) on the internet. Fremen

empu · 11-19-2003, 11:38 PM

had a better idea: clone Jacko using a DNA sample scraped from the

bundy · 11-20-2003, 03:53 AM

inside of Bubbles rotting mouth. All of a sudden, TAFKAP appeared, and demanded

Midlandmadman · 11-20-2003, 07:35 AM

to know who was responsible for making such a mess in the kitchen!

Astrocloud · 11-20-2003, 11:04 AM

Bubbles (Astrocloud) shreiked! It was a primal shriek. Bundy and Moolag were giggling...

bundy · 11-20-2003, 04:21 PM

with delight as Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst licked their feet, and sucked

paddyjoe · 11-20-2003, 07:05 PM

the grime out of their gold toe socks. "Man, those chicks can sure

bundy · 11-20-2003, 07:18 PM

please anything!¨ cried MOolag, after the girls turned their attention to Bundy. PJ

Fremen · 11-20-2003, 08:00 PM

was in shock because Moolag had died in Cheeto dust, but now seemed

Astrocloud · 11-20-2003, 09:50 PM

mushy and rotting. Little did everyone know but this was the key to

empu · 11-21-2003, 12:11 AM

the Voynich Manuscript, which turned out to be about McGriddles. Moolag's corpse resembled

bundy · 11-21-2003, 03:52 AM

a shriveled sun-dried tomato, that had been left out in the hot tuscan sun

Midlandmadman · 11-21-2003, 03:56 AM

for just a bit too long. Bundy told the girls he had enough..........

paddyjoe · 11-21-2003, 04:39 AM

of eating McGriddles, and wanted to spinkle his beloved sister's ashes on lasagna

Chingal0 · 11-21-2003, 10:31 AM

but tubesteak was the dish tonight, and noone would ruin that with some

Astrocloud · 11-21-2003, 10:38 AM

incestuous cannibalism or other shenanigans. Bundy bent over the dinner table. His ripe

paddyjoe · 11-21-2003, 01:11 PM

McNuggets were there for the taking! flyman had to have them. So he

11-18-2003, 03:07 PM	#522 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	sweet marinated chicken,¨ said Cameron, who had just feasted on MOolaGs split intestines. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-18-2003, 07:11 PM	#523 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Gordon was appalled at Moolags' Cheeto dust death, but he was happy for __________________ Google

11-18-2003, 09:23 PM	#524 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	the residents of California who just had the car tax lowered thanks to __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-18-2003, 10:41 PM	#526 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	McGriddles, or any other possible outcome for his MCG acronym. He was missed __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-18-2003, 10:58 PM	#527 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	and silently transformed into grinning spirit... yet to reappear in the tfp. The Last edited by Astrocloud; 11-18-2003 at 11:01 PM..

11-18-2003, 02:55 PM	#521 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	a fifty-five gallon drum of Cheeto dust. "Well, at least Moolag tastes like

11-18-2003, 09:30 PM	#525 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	Bones, who schizzolated that bill and summarily left the TFP in pursuit of

11-18-2003, 11:27 PM	#528 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	memory of Bones henceforth lived on in the shape of Air45, who we __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 04:43 AM	#529 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	ritualisticly carried above our heads on spears, until flyman fired up the bonfire

11-19-2003, 05:03 AM	#530 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and we tossed that sorry assed bastard right on in that big 'ol.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-19-2003, 05:18 AM	#531 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	bonfire without even taking the spears out of his ass. Birds of Prey __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 05:45 AM	#532 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	then began to peck at his eyeballs......and every other oriface that was __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-19-2003, 10:14 AM	#533 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	not already filled with a foreign object. When the bonfire burned down, flyman __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-19-2003, 11:45 AM	#534 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	and his band of RCMP fetched Bones' body out of the ash. "Blah blah, __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-19-2003, 02:15 PM	#535 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ashes to ashes, dust to dust... whatever!¨ cried the masses. They couldn´t care __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 03:06 PM	#536 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	less what bones put in his butt -or even if he was a

11-19-2003, 03:42 PM	#537 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	little chopped up and strewn over flymans' 'tobacco' crop to use as fertilizer. __________________ Google

11-19-2003, 04:16 PM	#538 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Astrocloud announced to the gathered masses that he intended to masturbate for 100 __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 05:08 PM	#539 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	million dollars -the sum was to be paid by bundy's mom upon orgasm

11-19-2003, 05:38 PM	#540 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	which is expected to produce enough semen to feed several under-developed nations __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 07:09 PM	#541 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	for about two seconds. Astrocloud needed the cash to pay Michael Jackson's bail,

11-19-2003, 08:29 PM	#542 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	because astrocloud has been hiding the dark secret that he is really Michael's

11-19-2003, 10:17 PM	#543 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	former pet chimp, Bubbles. He was swept up in guilt, even though Michael __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 10:50 PM	#544 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	was a terrible owner and never let Bubbles (Astrocloud) on the internet. Fremen

11-19-2003, 11:38 PM	#545 (permalink)
empu Crazy	had a better idea: clone Jacko using a DNA sample scraped from the

11-20-2003, 03:53 AM	#546 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	inside of Bubbles rotting mouth. All of a sudden, TAFKAP appeared, and demanded __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-20-2003, 07:35 AM	#547 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	to know who was responsible for making such a mess in the kitchen! __________________ Its good to be back.

11-20-2003, 11:04 AM	#548 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Bubbles (Astrocloud) shreiked! It was a primal shriek. Bundy and Moolag were giggling...

11-20-2003, 04:21 PM	#549 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	with delight as Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst licked their feet, and sucked __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-20-2003, 07:05 PM	#550 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	the grime out of their gold toe socks. "Man, those chicks can sure

11-20-2003, 07:18 PM	#551 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	please anything!¨ cried MOolag, after the girls turned their attention to Bundy. PJ __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-20-2003, 08:00 PM	#552 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	was in shock because Moolag had died in Cheeto dust, but now seemed __________________ Google

11-20-2003, 09:50 PM	#553 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	mushy and rotting. Little did everyone know but this was the key to

11-21-2003, 12:11 AM	#554 (permalink)
empu Crazy	the Voynich Manuscript, which turned out to be about McGriddles. Moolag's corpse resembled

11-21-2003, 03:52 AM	#555 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	a shriveled sun-dried tomato, that had been left out in the hot tuscan sun __________________ Ohayo!!!