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vermin · 10-04-2003, 05:54 AM

...snack foods collided in the glove compartment forming a crude DNA strand which...

Fremen · 10-04-2003, 06:37 AM

tightened all the barriers that binds this plane of existence with the one

Fly · 10-04-2003, 06:41 AM

that bundy seems to think is the way to go,while he ingests

paddyjoe · 10-04-2003, 08:12 AM

remnants of flymans pork chop dinner. Meanwhile, three of the wasted college students

Fly · 10-04-2003, 08:14 AM

paddyjoe,splck and vermin,were watching as Fremen inserted a large,unidentifiable object

vermin · 10-04-2003, 10:03 AM

into flyman to make him appear alert and maybe even a little bit

Fremen · 10-05-2003, 02:42 AM

stable, at least enough to where the doctors couldn't tell if he was

paddyjoe · 10-05-2003, 05:15 AM

male or female. "Damn", uttered flyman, "I've been like this all my life,

bundy · 10-05-2003, 05:53 AM

i usually just tuck my old fella up and under,¨ explained Flyman. He

vermin · 10-05-2003, 09:28 AM

read somewhere that things are not always what they seem. But this time

torgone · 10-06-2003, 08:37 AM

he could not be stopped. He was like a madman - a man possessed.

tootsiepop · 10-06-2003, 04:42 PM

Possessed like Ralph Macchio, the karate kid he is. Everything was fine until he..

Fly · 10-07-2003, 03:39 AM

pulled that fucker out and started to strike people in the face just..

paddyjoe · 10-07-2003, 03:53 AM

because he could. "This phony phallus is just what I need to become

jimk · 10-07-2003, 04:41 AM

more like mr. miyagi. wax on, wax off. now for the oral sex."

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 06:10 AM

Reaching down, he suddenly stopped and listened intently - what was that he thought ...

monty121052 · 10-07-2003, 07:57 AM

him anyway and was just taking the piss and waiting for something better

tootsiepop · 10-07-2003, 05:10 PM

to fly up his ass. Not that he would enjoy that or anything...

Fremen · 10-07-2003, 08:00 PM

, but "Come on", he thought, " It's always like this when I get whacked

10-07-2003, 10:51 PM

off in summertime, with a lemonaid in one hand and a gun

paddyjoe · 10-08-2003, 03:57 AM

ship circling in the bay, zeroing in on his little gay love nest

Fly · 10-08-2003, 04:02 AM

headed by the one and only bundy.And to top things off,splck....

Midlandmadman · 10-08-2003, 06:49 AM

....the commander of a nuclear sub, was looking to start World War 3.....

torgone · 10-08-2003, 09:28 AM

but couldn't find the ocean. He thought for a while, then jumped on

Midlandmadman · 10-08-2003, 10:40 AM

a ruby encrusted pogo-stick and headed back towards the gay love nest, with

paddyjoe · 10-08-2003, 12:10 PM

Fremen tied to the periscope. "Wow", exclaimed Fremen, " I love it up here

10-08-2003, 04:25 PM

you can see the sunset, it's breathtaking!" Meanwhile, Splck broke the pogo-stick during

Al_Stone · 10-08-2003, 05:52 PM

a rage filled session of self-abuse and caramel apple dipping before Halloween

torgone · 10-08-2003, 08:11 PM

though he usually didn't pay attention to pagan holidays. "What was in those

Chingal0 · 10-08-2003, 11:01 PM

apples Splck?" Said a trick-or-treater. "You know, the usual. Razorblades and

ForgottenKnight · 10-09-2003, 12:17 AM

drug needles. What do you expect from the modern youth of today?"

Midlandmadman · 10-09-2003, 03:39 AM

"Well, I expect a hell of a lot more then drug needles and.........

paddyjoe · 10-09-2003, 04:11 AM

to have my ass kicked down your front steps! Hell, over at flyman's

Fly · 10-09-2003, 04:36 AM

he hands out,wrapped nicely, little pieces of his neighbours pet cockatiel named..

bundy · 10-09-2003, 05:55 AM

Ludus, who used to enjoy french cinema while it chirped along to the

Fremen · 10-09-2003, 05:56 AM

@#g[/0=1~6&# bundy!!

opening song of Jeopardy. It wasn't that it liked Jeopardy, it was Alex

torgone · 10-09-2003, 09:15 AM

Trebek's epileptic fits and spastic siezures that made the bird act like a

Midlandmadman · 10-09-2003, 09:21 AM

crazed bullfrog. It would hop around chirping and trying to catch flies with

torgone · 10-09-2003, 03:06 PM

gimpy wings or some other physical deformity. It was quite a lazy predator.

canon · 10-09-2003, 04:10 PM

It prefered to lay in wait for it's prey to come down the

10-04-2003, 05:54 AM	#81 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	...snack foods collided in the glove compartment forming a crude DNA strand which... __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-04-2003, 06:37 AM	#82 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	tightened all the barriers that binds this plane of existence with the one __________________ Google

10-04-2003, 06:41 AM	#83 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that bundy seems to think is the way to go,while he ingests __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-04-2003, 08:14 AM	#85 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe,splck and vermin,were watching as Fremen inserted a large,unidentifiable object __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-04-2003, 10:03 AM	#86 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	into flyman to make him appear alert and maybe even a little bit __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-04-2003, 08:12 AM	#84 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	remnants of flymans pork chop dinner. Meanwhile, three of the wasted college students

10-05-2003, 02:42 AM	#87 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	stable, at least enough to where the doctors couldn't tell if he was __________________ Google

10-05-2003, 05:15 AM	#88 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	male or female. "Damn", uttered flyman, "I've been like this all my life,

10-05-2003, 05:53 AM	#89 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i usually just tuck my old fella up and under,¨ explained Flyman. He __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-05-2003, 09:28 AM	#90 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	read somewhere that things are not always what they seem. But this time __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-06-2003, 08:37 AM	#91 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	he could not be stopped. He was like a madman - a man possessed. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-06-2003, 04:42 PM	#92 (permalink)
tootsiepop Loser Location: Seaside..	Possessed like Ralph Macchio, the karate kid he is. Everything was fine until he..

10-07-2003, 03:39 AM	#93 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	pulled that fucker out and started to strike people in the face just.. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-07-2003, 03:53 AM	#94 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	because he could. "This phony phallus is just what I need to become

10-07-2003, 04:41 AM	#95 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	more like mr. miyagi. wax on, wax off. now for the oral sex." __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-07-2003, 06:10 AM	#96 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Reaching down, he suddenly stopped and listened intently - what was that he thought ... __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-07-2003, 07:57 AM	#97 (permalink)
monty121052 Insane Location: Newcastle-Australia	him anyway and was just taking the piss and waiting for something better

10-07-2003, 05:10 PM	#98 (permalink)
tootsiepop Loser Location: Seaside..	to fly up his ass. Not that he would enjoy that or anything...

10-07-2003, 08:00 PM	#99 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	, but "Come on", he thought, " It's always like this when I get whacked __________________ Google

10-07-2003, 10:51 PM	#100 (permalink)
pink.glasses Guest	off in summertime, with a lemonaid in one hand and a gun

10-08-2003, 03:57 AM	#101 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	ship circling in the bay, zeroing in on his little gay love nest

10-08-2003, 04:02 AM	#102 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	headed by the one and only bundy.And to top things off,splck.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-08-2003, 06:49 AM	#103 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	....the commander of a nuclear sub, was looking to start World War 3..... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-08-2003, 09:28 AM	#104 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	but couldn't find the ocean. He thought for a while, then jumped on __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-08-2003, 10:40 AM	#105 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	a ruby encrusted pogo-stick and headed back towards the gay love nest, with __________________ Its good to be back.

10-08-2003, 12:10 PM	#106 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen tied to the periscope. "Wow", exclaimed Fremen, " I love it up here

10-08-2003, 04:25 PM	#107 (permalink)
pink.glasses Guest	you can see the sunset, it's breathtaking!" Meanwhile, Splck broke the pogo-stick during

10-08-2003, 05:52 PM	#108 (permalink)
Al_Stone Upright Location: Sol III NW Quadrant	a rage filled session of self-abuse and caramel apple dipping before Halloween __________________ Al

10-08-2003, 08:11 PM	#109 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	though he usually didn't pay attention to pagan holidays. "What was in those __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-08-2003, 11:01 PM	#110 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	apples Splck?" Said a trick-or-treater. "You know, the usual. Razorblades and __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-09-2003, 12:17 AM	#111 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	drug needles. What do you expect from the modern youth of today?" __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

10-09-2003, 03:39 AM	#112 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	"Well, I expect a hell of a lot more then drug needles and......... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-09-2003, 04:11 AM	#113 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	to have my ass kicked down your front steps! Hell, over at flyman's

10-09-2003, 04:36 AM	#114 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	he hands out,wrapped nicely, little pieces of his neighbours pet cockatiel named.. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-09-2003, 05:55 AM	#115 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Ludus, who used to enjoy french cinema while it chirped along to the __________________ Ohayo!!!