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paddyjoe · 10-15-2003, 11:46 AM

(edit, man us zombies are slow)

whatever the hell he could get. In truth, zombie sex with skanky pros

Astrocloud · 10-15-2003, 11:50 AM

who partied with the milquetoast that they used to pick up; was the

(also a Zombie edit)

Fremen · 10-15-2003, 10:17 PM

best thing that could have happened to paddyjoe.
Now that pj was alive,

paddyjoe · 10-16-2003, 03:39 AM

he could again frolic naked through the meadows with his new zombie friends,

jimk · 10-16-2003, 04:10 AM

unhampered by self-consciousness that their zombie genitalia was engorged and flopping around

Fly · 10-16-2003, 06:03 AM

between their legs like a kite on a windy day in july.While

GSRIDER · 10-16-2003, 07:29 AM

back at the village, a horde of angry towns people awaited the arrival

Midlandmadman · 10-16-2003, 08:28 AM

of the dominator 3000, the most efficient zombie killing machine ever devised. Paddyjoe.......

Astrocloud · 10-16-2003, 11:51 AM

wanted to speak out against it's UN banned weapon status. However he thought

torgone · 10-16-2003, 12:16 PM

about pickles, and slipped into a mental state that could only be called

jimk · 10-16-2003, 12:32 PM

bumpy, green and tart. unable to chair a UN meeting in this state,

Astrocloud · 10-16-2003, 12:42 PM

He drank a cup of fresh squeezed Zombie Jism and drifted off into

Fly · 10-16-2003, 01:32 PM

the roilet to promptly barf."This stuff tastes like shit",he said to

CryptikSoul · 10-16-2003, 02:09 PM

the disembodied head floating in the bowl. "So?" the head replied, "purple monkeys

Astrocloud · 10-16-2003, 03:08 PM

have jism so tasty, it's been banned as an illicit drug." PaddyJoe flushed

Fremen · 10-16-2003, 03:15 PM

bright white instead of red, 'cause he was dead, eh.
Since the head

bundy · 10-16-2003, 04:51 PM

of the Sleeper Jammie Corp, Uncle Phil was undergoing toe-nail surgery, Conclamo was

torgone · 10-16-2003, 07:31 PM

mowing the lawn, whistling the theme from "Doctor Who" and trying to keep

Chingal0 · 10-16-2003, 07:41 PM

his balls from getting caught in the mower. His balls sag badly and

Fly · 10-16-2003, 08:08 PM

are the colour of blue.Poor son of a bitch can't even keep

Astrocloud · 10-16-2003, 08:12 PM

the neighborhood vixen from showing up; interupting his chores "What do you want?"

Chingal0 · 10-16-2003, 08:14 PM

'I just want to kick your huge dangling nuts Conclamo' said the vixenwhore

Astrocloud · 10-16-2003, 09:10 PM

"Oh please, my balls are very swollen and blue; please don't do that."

vermin · 10-16-2003, 09:50 PM

"But I must" said the vixenwhore, and did. Conclamo pissed on her shoes

Chingal0 · 10-16-2003, 09:56 PM

and shit in her cereal, which she was conveinently eating at the time

bundy · 10-16-2003, 10:07 PM

while she ogled his swollen, pulsating member, that peeked out from the top

Miranda · 10-17-2003, 02:04 AM

of his blackwatch tartan mini-skirt that he'd bought for $3.95 at

paddyjoe · 10-17-2003, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
fresh squeezed Zombie Jism

(you fucking people are sick)

the 7-11 down by the wharf. Conclamo thought it odd that he was

Chingal0 · 10-17-2003, 04:33 AM

the sexiest bitch ever to grace the cover of the john deer catalog

jimk · 10-17-2003, 04:48 AM

, considering he didn't remember having his photo taken atop a green combine whilst

vermin · 10-17-2003, 06:23 AM

several street toughs stripped it for parts to sell on the black market.

torgone · 10-17-2003, 07:56 AM

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Little Timmy, Jane, and Uncle Ahmet were about

paddyjoe · 10-17-2003, 08:36 AM

to pants vermin, and search his cavities for evidence of gear shift knobs

GSRIDER · 10-17-2003, 09:07 AM

But a bolt of lightning bursts through the roof of the barn and

Astrocloud · 10-17-2003, 09:13 AM

electrified little Timmy. Suddenly his hair grew into the perfect mullet. "You should

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
(you fucking people are sick)

(Hey at least it was fresh squeezed and not from the carton.)

GSRIDER · 10-17-2003, 09:36 AM

take a picture of that and send it in to mullets.com said Jane

Astrocloud · 10-17-2003, 09:56 AM

"Sure thang," he said and took a picture right there holding Jane. The

Midlandmadman · 10-17-2003, 10:07 AM

picture turned out great, even though Uncle Ahmet kept giggling as he took

GSRIDER · 10-17-2003, 10:27 AM

his penis into his hand and said "time for lunch" now hand me

Chingal0 · 10-17-2003, 11:01 AM

Your pretzle of doom. Unfortunately the pretzel was lodged snuggly in the doll's

10-15-2003, 11:46 AM	#201 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	(edit, man us zombies are slow) whatever the hell he could get. In truth, zombie sex with skanky pros Last edited by paddyjoe; 10-15-2003 at 11:49 AM..

10-15-2003, 11:50 AM	#202 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	who partied with the milquetoast that they used to pick up; was the (also a Zombie edit) Last edited by Astrocloud; 10-15-2003 at 11:57 AM..

10-15-2003, 10:17 PM	#203 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	best thing that could have happened to paddyjoe. Now that pj was alive, __________________ Google

10-16-2003, 04:10 AM	#205 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	unhampered by self-consciousness that their zombie genitalia was engorged and flopping around __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-16-2003, 06:03 AM	#206 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	between their legs like a kite on a windy day in july.While __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by Fly; 10-16-2003 at 06:06 AM..

10-16-2003, 03:39 AM	#204 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	he could again frolic naked through the meadows with his new zombie friends,

10-16-2003, 07:29 AM	#207 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	back at the village, a horde of angry towns people awaited the arrival __________________ No signature at this time.

10-16-2003, 08:28 AM	#208 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	of the dominator 3000, the most efficient zombie killing machine ever devised. Paddyjoe....... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-16-2003, 11:51 AM	#209 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	wanted to speak out against it's UN banned weapon status. However he thought

10-16-2003, 12:16 PM	#210 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	about pickles, and slipped into a mental state that could only be called __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-16-2003, 12:32 PM	#211 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	bumpy, green and tart. unable to chair a UN meeting in this state, __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-16-2003, 12:42 PM	#212 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	He drank a cup of fresh squeezed Zombie Jism and drifted off into

10-16-2003, 01:32 PM	#213 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the roilet to promptly barf."This stuff tastes like shit",he said to __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-16-2003, 02:09 PM	#214 (permalink)
CryptikSoul Tilted Location: Windsor, ON	the disembodied head floating in the bowl. "So?" the head replied, "purple monkeys __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

10-16-2003, 03:08 PM	#215 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	have jism so tasty, it's been banned as an illicit drug." PaddyJoe flushed

10-16-2003, 03:15 PM	#216 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bright white instead of red, 'cause he was dead, eh. Since the head __________________ Google

10-16-2003, 04:51 PM	#217 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	of the Sleeper Jammie Corp, Uncle Phil was undergoing toe-nail surgery, Conclamo was __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-16-2003, 07:31 PM	#218 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	mowing the lawn, whistling the theme from "Doctor Who" and trying to keep __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-16-2003, 07:41 PM	#219 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	his balls from getting caught in the mower. His balls sag badly and __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-16-2003, 08:08 PM	#220 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	are the colour of blue.Poor son of a bitch can't even keep __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-16-2003, 08:12 PM	#221 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	the neighborhood vixen from showing up; interupting his chores "What do you want?"

10-16-2003, 08:14 PM	#222 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	'I just want to kick your huge dangling nuts Conclamo' said the vixenwhore __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-16-2003, 09:10 PM	#223 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	"Oh please, my balls are very swollen and blue; please don't do that."

10-16-2003, 09:50 PM	#224 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	"But I must" said the vixenwhore, and did. Conclamo pissed on her shoes __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-16-2003, 09:56 PM	#225 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	and shit in her cereal, which she was conveinently eating at the time __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-16-2003, 10:07 PM	#226 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	while she ogled his swollen, pulsating member, that peeked out from the top __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-17-2003, 02:04 AM	#227 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	of his blackwatch tartan mini-skirt that he'd bought for $3.95 at

10-17-2003, 04:33 AM	#229 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	the sexiest bitch ever to grace the cover of the john deer catalog __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-17-2003, 04:48 AM	#230 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	, considering he didn't remember having his photo taken atop a green combine whilst __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-17-2003, 06:23 AM	#231 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	several street toughs stripped it for parts to sell on the black market. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-17-2003, 07:56 AM	#232 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Little Timmy, Jane, and Uncle Ahmet were about __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-17-2003, 08:36 AM	#233 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	to pants vermin, and search his cavities for evidence of gear shift knobs

10-17-2003, 09:07 AM	#234 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	But a bolt of lightning bursts through the roof of the barn and __________________ No signature at this time.

10-17-2003, 09:36 AM	#236 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	take a picture of that and send it in to mullets.com said Jane __________________ No signature at this time.

10-17-2003, 09:56 AM	#237 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	"Sure thang," he said and took a picture right there holding Jane. The