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Astrocloud · 10-20-2003, 10:26 AM

thinking about becoming a pimp but was soon running out of pot which

Midlandmadman · 10-20-2003, 10:50 AM

could only result in one action...... Road trip!!!!. So, flyman loaded up into..............

Astrocloud · 10-20-2003, 11:47 AM

Bone's giant mexican sombrero; which was 13 feet long and had lttle tassels

torgone · 10-20-2003, 02:19 PM

in the shape of human hands with the middle finger extended. The brim

bundy · 10-20-2003, 03:20 PM

was made of real corn chip, which helped their munchie cravings, which, during

Fly · 10-20-2003, 03:39 PM

the damn road block they came upon....helped to mask the smell of

bundy · 10-20-2003, 04:06 PM

bones´ diarrhoea skid marks, which had slipped out somewhere between Tulsa and Seattle

Chingal0 · 10-20-2003, 06:50 PM

in an un-related incident earlier that day. The EPA came, thinking an animal

Astrocloud · 10-20-2003, 07:30 PM

might be horny and needing a little EPA style foot (or hoof) massage.

Midlandmadman · 10-21-2003, 06:19 AM

They were wrong. No Massage was needed. They needed fresh air!. The Smell...........

paddyjoe · 10-21-2003, 08:57 AM

of Gordons pig pen could be detected right through this stanky ass story

torgone · 10-21-2003, 09:02 AM

which has somehow gotten off the subject of Gordon the Pig. The aliens

Astrocloud · 10-21-2003, 12:21 PM

were hungry and tied poor Gordon to a spit and put an apple

Giant Hamburger · 10-21-2003, 12:38 PM

into each eye socket to make Gordon appear more like themselves. Squeals of

Astrocloud · 10-21-2003, 12:50 PM

pain were heard from Gordon as he was roasted alive. The aliens oinked

Fremen · 10-21-2003, 05:46 PM

uproariously over Gordons' pleas to turn him and baste him with Jack Daniels

bundy · 10-21-2003, 05:53 PM

and freshly fried grits. As he was slowly roasted over that open fire

Chingal0 · 10-21-2003, 07:17 PM

they popped the apples out and replaced them with steel-toed boots. The boots

Astrocloud · 10-21-2003, 08:28 PM

were sentient beings themselves and previously objected to the killing of any animals.

Chingal0 · 10-21-2003, 11:29 PM

So, the boots walked away with theme music from Nancy Sinatra wafting from

paddyjoe · 10-22-2003, 03:16 AM

the speakers in flyman's `56 Chevy. "Damn, I got a trunk full of greasy

Midlandmadman · 10-22-2003, 04:05 AM

french fries, that are sure to give me heartburn!". Well, the aliens hated......................

Fly · 10-22-2003, 05:04 AM

the greasy fries,but absolutley loved nancy on the boom box,and asked.......

Midlandmadman · 10-22-2003, 05:44 AM

flyman to "CRANK IT!!!!!" . Being the bastard that he is, flyman refused. "FUCK..........

Fly · 10-22-2003, 06:18 AM

...YOU."............"Get your own freakin' stereo.""quit fuckin' buggin' me,and go back.....

Midlandmadman · 10-22-2003, 10:08 AM

to your pig /boot cookout, ya alien FUCKS!!!!!". Then he farted at them.

torgone · 10-22-2003, 10:27 AM

He would soon discover that that was the wrong thing to do, because

Astrocloud · 10-22-2003, 10:49 AM

the aliens had horned-out lesbians in their spaceship, and they weren't sharing.

paddyjoe · 10-22-2003, 12:10 PM

"Wait, I know" the fly thought, "I'll pull that double dildo away from

Fly · 10-22-2003, 12:45 PM

bundy.......even though it will piss him right off.......and use it as....

jimk · 10-22-2003, 01:00 PM

bait to lure the oversexed sapphic beauties away from the aliens!" his plan

Astrocloud · 10-22-2003, 02:43 PM

didn't accommodate for the actual size of the twin-headed monster which was actually

Fremen · 10-22-2003, 06:08 PM

bundy and his siamese-twin sister, Moolag, who, after being sexually aroused by the

Chingal0 · 10-22-2003, 07:03 PM

Monkey of Gibraltar, destroyed every living gnat on the face of the earth.

bundy · 10-22-2003, 07:26 PM

Moolag, bundy´s siamese sister, once topped the country music charts with a moving

Chingal0 · 10-22-2003, 07:29 PM

ballad titled 'My other head eats shit'. Teenie-boppers everywhere ate the single up

ghezzo · 10-22-2003, 07:37 PM

with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. bundy retaliated with an arsenal...

Chingal0 · 10-22-2003, 07:44 PM

of shit-slinging penguins. The teenie-boppers had no chance. The penguins annihilated

ghezzo · 10-22-2003, 07:56 PM

...the Bubonic plague back in the 1300s. originally spread by the horned-out lesbians, but..

Chingal0 · 10-22-2003, 09:49 PM

the lesbians returned, spreading a horrid virus named Smilax officinalis. This virus ate

10-20-2003, 10:50 AM	#282 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	could only result in one action...... Road trip!!!!. So, flyman loaded up into.............. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-20-2003, 02:19 PM	#284 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	in the shape of human hands with the middle finger extended. The brim __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-20-2003, 03:20 PM	#285 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	was made of real corn chip, which helped their munchie cravings, which, during __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-20-2003, 03:39 PM	#286 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the damn road block they came upon....helped to mask the smell of __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-20-2003, 04:06 PM	#287 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	bones´ diarrhoea skid marks, which had slipped out somewhere between Tulsa and Seattle __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-20-2003, 10:26 AM	#281 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	thinking about becoming a pimp but was soon running out of pot which

10-20-2003, 11:47 AM	#283 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Bone's giant mexican sombrero; which was 13 feet long and had lttle tassels

10-20-2003, 06:50 PM	#288 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	in an un-related incident earlier that day. The EPA came, thinking an animal __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-20-2003, 07:30 PM	#289 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	might be horny and needing a little EPA style foot (or hoof) massage.

10-21-2003, 06:19 AM	#290 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	They were wrong. No Massage was needed. They needed fresh air!. The Smell........... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-21-2003, 08:57 AM	#291 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	of Gordons pig pen could be detected right through this stanky ass story

10-21-2003, 09:02 AM	#292 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	which has somehow gotten off the subject of Gordon the Pig. The aliens __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-21-2003, 12:21 PM	#293 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	were hungry and tied poor Gordon to a spit and put an apple

10-21-2003, 12:38 PM	#294 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	into each eye socket to make Gordon appear more like themselves. Squeals of

10-21-2003, 12:50 PM	#295 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	pain were heard from Gordon as he was roasted alive. The aliens oinked

10-22-2003, 01:00 PM	#311 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	bait to lure the oversexed sapphic beauties away from the aliens!" his plan __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-21-2003, 05:46 PM	#296 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uproariously over Gordons' pleas to turn him and baste him with Jack Daniels __________________ Google

10-21-2003, 05:53 PM	#297 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	and freshly fried grits. As he was slowly roasted over that open fire __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-21-2003, 07:17 PM	#298 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	they popped the apples out and replaced them with steel-toed boots. The boots __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-21-2003, 08:28 PM	#299 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	were sentient beings themselves and previously objected to the killing of any animals.

10-21-2003, 11:29 PM	#300 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	So, the boots walked away with theme music from Nancy Sinatra wafting from __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-22-2003, 03:16 AM	#301 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	the speakers in flyman's `56 Chevy. "Damn, I got a trunk full of greasy Last edited by paddyjoe; 10-22-2003 at 03:18 AM..

10-22-2003, 04:05 AM	#302 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	french fries, that are sure to give me heartburn!". Well, the aliens hated...................... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-22-2003, 05:04 AM	#303 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the greasy fries,but absolutley loved nancy on the boom box,and asked....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-22-2003, 05:44 AM	#304 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	flyman to "CRANK IT!!!!!" . Being the bastard that he is, flyman refused. "FUCK.......... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-22-2003, 06:18 AM	#305 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	...YOU."............"Get your own freakin' stereo.""quit fuckin' buggin' me,and go back..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-22-2003, 10:08 AM	#306 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	to your pig /boot cookout, ya alien FUCKS!!!!!". Then he farted at them. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-22-2003, 10:27 AM	#307 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	He would soon discover that that was the wrong thing to do, because __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-22-2003, 10:49 AM	#308 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	the aliens had horned-out lesbians in their spaceship, and they weren't sharing.

10-22-2003, 12:10 PM	#309 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	"Wait, I know" the fly thought, "I'll pull that double dildo away from

10-22-2003, 12:45 PM	#310 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy.......even though it will piss him right off.......and use it as.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-22-2003, 02:43 PM	#312 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	didn't accommodate for the actual size of the twin-headed monster which was actually

10-22-2003, 06:08 PM	#313 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy and his siamese-twin sister, Moolag, who, after being sexually aroused by the __________________ Google

10-22-2003, 07:03 PM	#314 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Monkey of Gibraltar, destroyed every living gnat on the face of the earth. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-22-2003, 07:26 PM	#315 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Moolag, bundy´s siamese sister, once topped the country music charts with a moving __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-22-2003, 07:29 PM	#316 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	ballad titled 'My other head eats shit'. Teenie-boppers everywhere ate the single up __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."