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vermin · 09-26-2003, 11:56 PM

tickled his balls. Suddenly, the sky grew dark with ominous storm clouds and

Miranda · 09-26-2003, 11:58 PM

large electric lawnchairs that flew through the air at tremendous speeds and almost

slimshaydee · 09-27-2003, 12:17 AM

blew off some random guy's head! It was totally and utter anarchy in

crackpot · 09-27-2003, 01:05 AM

the U.K., so to speak. They actually lived in a small country called

Fremen · 09-27-2003, 02:23 AM

Oompa-Loompa Land that sold pork riblets made out of Gordons' cousins that were

paddyjoe · 09-27-2003, 04:37 AM

saturated in motor oil, then smoked over dried cat droppings that had been

Fly · 09-27-2003, 05:03 AM

left in paddyjoe's shoes for seven days and seven nights where they fermented

Four Fingers · 09-27-2003, 06:27 AM

slowly. The people of Oompa-Loompa Land worshipped Monty the Piglet, and used its

anleja · 09-27-2003, 11:43 PM

bones of dead mimes to achieve the odd concoction used to fend off

laxative · 09-28-2003, 12:17 AM

HIV. But Gordon was just a plumber, and already had HIV so he

Miranda · 09-28-2003, 12:33 AM

used this dead-mimish-concoction to lure llamas to his furry, florescent green

paddyjoe · 09-28-2003, 05:38 AM

sty. Once there, he'd quickly ejaculate a mixture of Franks hot sauce and

Kewpie Dan · 09-28-2003, 07:20 AM

day old blue cheese, which he would use to cover up his gaping

ForgottenKnight · 09-28-2003, 09:00 AM

heart. It gave Gordon a heart attack. But not to fear, for Monty

bundy · 09-28-2003, 06:34 PM

had bought a fibulator off eBay a few days earlier. Gordon was jolted

Giant Hamburger · 09-28-2003, 06:37 PM

but his chest caved in revealing a fanged maw that snapped Monty's hands

mrsandman · 09-28-2003, 08:19 PM

like Twix when you take them out of the freezer cold and fragile

Fremen · 09-29-2003, 05:13 AM

. Monty was extremely alarmed by his spewing stump, but then he thought, "Hook!".

bundy · 09-29-2003, 06:18 AM

¨At last¨, he screamed, ¨It´s a pirates life for me now!!¨ he then

Giant Hamburger · 09-29-2003, 07:06 AM

exploded into countless piratical pieces which crawled off to form independent zombie pirates

jimk · 09-29-2003, 07:34 AM

who were good at impersonating oprah. Zombie pirate oprahs everywhere! It was enough

Fremen · 09-29-2003, 07:48 AM

to shiver me timbers, if my timbers weren't made out of fir! Arrrrrrrrr!!!

Four Fingers · 09-29-2003, 07:54 AM

And indeed, Fremen was the first person that the zombie pirates visited. They

torgone · 09-29-2003, 12:35 PM

raped, pillaged, looted, plundered, wrecked, sodomized, dishonored themselves on, and generally ruined Fremen's

jimk · 09-29-2003, 12:56 PM

typically rosy outlook. he now was a broken, bitter man. he vowed to

Giant Hamburger · 09-29-2003, 01:11 PM

become the greatest zombie pirate ever known. It was, in fact, remarkably easy

bundy · 09-29-2003, 07:20 PM

to defeat some of the drunk zombie pirate challengers who stood in his

Midlandmadman · 09-30-2003, 05:26 AM

way. After dispatching Zombie pirates for the next 4 years, freman became the

torgone · 09-30-2003, 07:50 AM

assistant short order cook at a place called "Wanda's" located in south central

jimk · 09-30-2003, 09:47 AM

topeka. the job didn't last long, since fremen refused to wash up after

Midlandmadman · 09-30-2003, 10:31 AM

using the bathroom. Often he was heard mumbling " I'll fucking wash my hands....

bundy · 09-30-2003, 07:53 PM

...when hell freezes over!!¨ So, Fremen hit the road once again, but this

paddyjoe · 10-01-2003, 03:41 AM

time without the extra baggage of carrying Gordon around in three different suitcases.

torgone · 10-01-2003, 08:33 AM

He had barely reached the outskirts of Topeka, when fate intervened, giving Fremen

bundy · 10-01-2003, 05:21 PM

an evil idea. Thinking that no one was watching, Fremen pulled down his

paddyjoe · 10-01-2003, 06:41 PM

sun visor, whipped out a pencil, and stuck it firmly, yet squarely into

torgone · 10-01-2003, 07:16 PM

a slightly skeevy Ho-Ho™ that had been rattling around in his battered, yet

Fly · 10-01-2003, 07:29 PM

beaten '56 chevy that housed 69 kilos of the finest B.C. bud that

Fremen · 10-02-2003, 04:56 AM

ever crossed the border.
It was to be sold to wasted college kids

Midlandmadman · 10-02-2003, 08:02 AM

that use daddy's tuition money to buy drugs and fritos, but more middle-aged.......

09-26-2003, 11:56 PM	#41 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	tickled his balls. Suddenly, the sky grew dark with ominous storm clouds and __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-27-2003, 02:23 AM	#45 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Oompa-Loompa Land that sold pork riblets made out of Gordons' cousins that were __________________ Google

09-27-2003, 05:03 AM	#47 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	left in paddyjoe's shoes for seven days and seven nights where they fermented __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-27-2003, 06:27 AM	#48 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	slowly. The people of Oompa-Loompa Land worshipped Monty the Piglet, and used its __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-28-2003, 07:20 AM	#53 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	day old blue cheese, which he would use to cover up his gaping __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

09-26-2003, 11:58 PM	#42 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	large electric lawnchairs that flew through the air at tremendous speeds and almost

09-27-2003, 12:17 AM	#43 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	blew off some random guy's head! It was totally and utter anarchy in

09-27-2003, 01:05 AM	#44 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	the U.K., so to speak. They actually lived in a small country called

09-27-2003, 04:37 AM	#46 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	saturated in motor oil, then smoked over dried cat droppings that had been

09-27-2003, 11:43 PM	#49 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	bones of dead mimes to achieve the odd concoction used to fend off

09-28-2003, 12:17 AM	#50 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	HIV. But Gordon was just a plumber, and already had HIV so he

09-28-2003, 12:33 AM	#51 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	used this dead-mimish-concoction to lure llamas to his furry, florescent green

09-28-2003, 05:38 AM	#52 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	sty. Once there, he'd quickly ejaculate a mixture of Franks hot sauce and

09-28-2003, 09:00 AM	#54 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	heart. It gave Gordon a heart attack. But not to fear, for Monty __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

09-28-2003, 06:34 PM	#55 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	had bought a fibulator off eBay a few days earlier. Gordon was jolted __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-28-2003, 08:19 PM	#57 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	like Twix when you take them out of the freezer cold and fragile __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors. Last edited by mrsandman; 09-28-2003 at 08:25 PM..

09-29-2003, 12:35 PM	#64 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	raped, pillaged, looted, plundered, wrecked, sodomized, dishonored themselves on, and generally ruined Fremen's __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

09-29-2003, 12:56 PM	#65 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	typically rosy outlook. he now was a broken, bitter man. he vowed to __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-30-2003, 07:50 AM	#69 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	assistant short order cook at a place called "Wanda's" located in south central __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

09-28-2003, 06:37 PM	#56 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	but his chest caved in revealing a fanged maw that snapped Monty's hands

09-29-2003, 05:13 AM	#58 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	. Monty was extremely alarmed by his spewing stump, but then he thought, "Hook!". __________________ Google

09-29-2003, 06:18 AM	#59 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	¨At last¨, he screamed, ¨It´s a pirates life for me now!!¨ he then __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-29-2003, 07:06 AM	#60 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	exploded into countless piratical pieces which crawled off to form independent zombie pirates

09-29-2003, 07:34 AM	#61 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	who were good at impersonating oprah. Zombie pirate oprahs everywhere! It was enough __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-29-2003, 07:48 AM	#62 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	to shiver me timbers, if my timbers weren't made out of fir! Arrrrrrrrr!!! __________________ Google

09-29-2003, 07:54 AM	#63 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	And indeed, Fremen was the first person that the zombie pirates visited. They __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-29-2003, 01:11 PM	#66 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	become the greatest zombie pirate ever known. It was, in fact, remarkably easy

09-29-2003, 07:20 PM	#67 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	to defeat some of the drunk zombie pirate challengers who stood in his __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-30-2003, 05:26 AM	#68 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	way. After dispatching Zombie pirates for the next 4 years, freman became the __________________ Its good to be back.

09-30-2003, 09:47 AM	#70 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	topeka. the job didn't last long, since fremen refused to wash up after __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-30-2003, 10:31 AM	#71 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	using the bathroom. Often he was heard mumbling " I'll fucking wash my hands.... __________________ Its good to be back.

09-30-2003, 07:53 PM	#72 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	...when hell freezes over!!¨ So, Fremen hit the road once again, but this __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-01-2003, 03:41 AM	#73 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	time without the extra baggage of carrying Gordon around in three different suitcases.

10-01-2003, 08:33 AM	#74 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	He had barely reached the outskirts of Topeka, when fate intervened, giving Fremen __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-01-2003, 05:21 PM	#75 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	an evil idea. Thinking that no one was watching, Fremen pulled down his __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-01-2003, 06:41 PM	#76 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	sun visor, whipped out a pencil, and stuck it firmly, yet squarely into

10-01-2003, 07:16 PM	#77 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	a slightly skeevy Ho-Ho™ that had been rattling around in his battered, yet __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-01-2003, 07:29 PM	#78 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	beaten '56 chevy that housed 69 kilos of the finest B.C. bud that __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-02-2003, 04:56 AM	#79 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	ever crossed the border. It was to be sold to wasted college kids __________________ Google