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Astrocloud · 10-17-2003, 12:33 PM

joy spot... "Oooooh", said Jane "You can fish it out yourself". Her inflatable

bundy · 10-17-2003, 07:04 PM

ladia massaged his thick, throbbing penis as he slowly penetrated her from behind

Chingal0 · 10-17-2003, 07:11 PM

. He then bashed her in the head with a crowbar and jello shot

Fremen · 10-17-2003, 09:11 PM

from her worked-over ass. It had been there since the Reagan Administration, which

Chingal0 · 10-17-2003, 09:15 PM

suprisingly, the jello kept its shape of the Eiffel tower that it was

Astrocloud · 10-17-2003, 10:23 PM

(I am laughing to hard to reply right now.)

Astrocloud · 10-17-2003, 10:37 PM

formed into by a mold made of dried KY and a network of

Fly · 10-18-2003, 05:11 AM

jelly beans,licorice and maybe even a little bit of paddyjoe's jism...Jane

bundy · 10-18-2003, 07:05 AM

decided that PJ´s jism would taste great with some ketchup, hot sauce style,

Astrocloud · 10-18-2003, 07:39 AM

-So she pulled out a long dried crunchy strand from her rubbery anus,

paddyjoe · 10-18-2003, 12:46 PM

microwaved it on high for 3 1/2 minutes, then wove it around a juicy

Astrocloud · 10-18-2003, 07:07 PM

Racoon which was conveniantly angry and foaming from the mouth. She dipped that

CryptikSoul · 10-18-2003, 07:50 PM

sumbitch into a pit of flesh-eating hamsters who were very loudly singing

omega2K4 · 10-18-2003, 08:41 PM

a song about anal leakage. Jesus appeared on the horizon, just then something

Astrocloud · 10-18-2003, 09:09 PM

shot at Jesus from the grassy knoll-shaped opposite horizon, it was the

Fly · 10-18-2003, 09:16 PM

four pidgeons that flew overhead.One had relieved himself high above the knoll...

vermin · 10-19-2003, 12:02 AM

and struck the coward holding the gun. Bad puns are taking over the

Fremen · 10-19-2003, 12:15 AM

board of the nonsense, which happens to be where bundy and Bones drag

bundy · 10-19-2003, 03:09 AM

their pet Queens around by the ears so that they would feel more

paddyjoe · 10-19-2003, 05:06 AM

manly. Seriously though, all bad puns aside, bundy has had a love affair

bundy · 10-19-2003, 07:31 AM

with Cameron Diaz! Many years prior to that delicious summer fling, Phaetius had

Fly · 10-19-2003, 08:20 AM

told bundy that cameron was at his place,just waiting to meet with

Astrocloud · 10-19-2003, 09:34 AM

Bundy's other kidnap victims: Matt Damon and the dwarf from Austin Powers. They

Chingal0 · 10-19-2003, 12:56 PM

tried to convert him over to the wonderful religion of mormonism, but bundy

CryptikSoul · 10-19-2003, 02:08 PM

pulled out his bowel disruptor gun and blasted wildly at random people causing

Astrocloud · 10-19-2003, 03:46 PM

Diarrhea attacks. Shots were fired. People Screamed. Bundy grabbed Matt Damon and said,

bundy · 10-19-2003, 06:43 PM

¨i´ve got a couple of grams of good Colombian, wanna come back to

debaser · 10-19-2003, 07:09 PM

Jesus?". Matt shook his head sadly and replied, " My proctologist informed me that

Astrocloud · 10-19-2003, 07:18 PM

Jesus secretly gets off on reaching in your bum. What's Columbian anyways?" Alligators

Chingal0 · 10-19-2003, 10:37 PM

danced solemnly under the swingset, while children watched and pointed. Steve Irwin, out

CryptikSoul · 10-19-2003, 10:53 PM

cold from his battle with Lt. Worf, simmered over an open fire while

bundy · 10-19-2003, 10:54 PM

the impressive alligators slowly danced and thrusted their genitals forward like strippers

Fremen · 10-20-2003, 02:26 AM

that bump and grind at the lonely losers who plunk down their hard-earned

Miranda · 10-20-2003, 02:44 AM

monkey bars in an effort to somehow please themselves thus rendering them unable

Midlandmadman · 10-20-2003, 03:59 AM

to wake up and smell the coffee. Since the alligators couldn't get energized.......

paddyjoe · 10-20-2003, 04:22 AM

someone would have to come to the rescue......flyman!!! He grabbed the pole

Fly · 10-20-2003, 04:29 AM

a proceeded to swing around it and kick all the losers in the

bundy · 10-20-2003, 06:32 AM

teeth, knocking every single loser tooth out. Flyman then ordered three mysterious hookers

Astrocloud · 10-20-2003, 08:09 AM

to help him land a job with their pimp. However, his ass wasn't

Midlandmadman · 10-20-2003, 09:58 AM

as firm and tight as it used to be, so he ended up

10-17-2003, 07:04 PM	#242 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ladia massaged his thick, throbbing penis as he slowly penetrated her from behind __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-17-2003, 07:11 PM	#243 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	. He then bashed her in the head with a crowbar and jello shot __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-17-2003, 09:11 PM	#244 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	from her worked-over ass. It had been there since the Reagan Administration, which __________________ Google

10-17-2003, 09:15 PM	#245 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	suprisingly, the jello kept its shape of the Eiffel tower that it was __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-18-2003, 05:11 AM	#248 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	jelly beans,licorice and maybe even a little bit of paddyjoe's jism...Jane __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-17-2003, 12:33 PM	#241 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	joy spot... "Oooooh", said Jane "You can fish it out yourself". Her inflatable

10-17-2003, 10:23 PM	#246 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	(I am laughing to hard to reply right now.)

10-17-2003, 10:37 PM	#247 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	formed into by a mold made of dried KY and a network of

10-18-2003, 07:05 AM	#249 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	decided that PJ´s jism would taste great with some ketchup, hot sauce style, __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-18-2003, 07:39 AM	#250 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	-So she pulled out a long dried crunchy strand from her rubbery anus,

10-18-2003, 12:46 PM	#251 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	microwaved it on high for 3 1/2 minutes, then wove it around a juicy

10-18-2003, 07:07 PM	#252 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Racoon which was conveniantly angry and foaming from the mouth. She dipped that

10-18-2003, 07:50 PM	#253 (permalink)
CryptikSoul Tilted Location: Windsor, ON	sumbitch into a pit of flesh-eating hamsters who were very loudly singing __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

10-18-2003, 08:41 PM	#254 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	a song about anal leakage. Jesus appeared on the horizon, just then something __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

10-18-2003, 09:09 PM	#255 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	shot at Jesus from the grassy knoll-shaped opposite horizon, it was the

10-18-2003, 09:16 PM	#256 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	four pidgeons that flew overhead.One had relieved himself high above the knoll... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-19-2003, 12:02 AM	#257 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	and struck the coward holding the gun. Bad puns are taking over the __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-19-2003, 12:15 AM	#258 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	board of the nonsense, which happens to be where bundy and Bones drag __________________ Google

10-19-2003, 03:09 AM	#259 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	their pet Queens around by the ears so that they would feel more __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-19-2003, 05:06 AM	#260 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	manly. Seriously though, all bad puns aside, bundy has had a love affair

10-19-2003, 07:31 AM	#261 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	with Cameron Diaz! Many years prior to that delicious summer fling, Phaetius had __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-19-2003, 08:20 AM	#262 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	told bundy that cameron was at his place,just waiting to meet with __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-19-2003, 09:34 AM	#263 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Bundy's other kidnap victims: Matt Damon and the dwarf from Austin Powers. They

10-19-2003, 12:56 PM	#264 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	tried to convert him over to the wonderful religion of mormonism, but bundy __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-19-2003, 02:08 PM	#265 (permalink)
CryptikSoul Tilted Location: Windsor, ON	pulled out his bowel disruptor gun and blasted wildly at random people causing __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

10-19-2003, 03:46 PM	#266 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Diarrhea attacks. Shots were fired. People Screamed. Bundy grabbed Matt Damon and said,

10-19-2003, 06:43 PM	#267 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	¨i´ve got a couple of grams of good Colombian, wanna come back to __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-19-2003, 07:09 PM	#268 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	Jesus?". Matt shook his head sadly and replied, " My proctologist informed me that __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

10-19-2003, 07:18 PM	#269 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Jesus secretly gets off on reaching in your bum. What's Columbian anyways?" Alligators Last edited by Astrocloud; 10-19-2003 at 08:50 PM..

10-19-2003, 10:37 PM	#270 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	danced solemnly under the swingset, while children watched and pointed. Steve Irwin, out __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-19-2003, 10:53 PM	#271 (permalink)
CryptikSoul Tilted Location: Windsor, ON	cold from his battle with Lt. Worf, simmered over an open fire while __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

10-19-2003, 10:54 PM	#272 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the impressive alligators slowly danced and thrusted their genitals forward like strippers __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 10-19-2003 at 10:56 PM..

10-20-2003, 02:26 AM	#273 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	that bump and grind at the lonely losers who plunk down their hard-earned __________________ Google

10-20-2003, 02:44 AM	#274 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	monkey bars in an effort to somehow please themselves thus rendering them unable

10-20-2003, 03:59 AM	#275 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	to wake up and smell the coffee. Since the alligators couldn't get energized....... __________________ Its good to be back.