13-Word Story - Page 10 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Astrocloud · 10-25-2003, 10:30 PM

hurting from the frequent turtle snaps. "Goddamn it!" He cussed, "My little willie

sTghezzo · 10-25-2003, 11:52 PM

is too small to hold the rope on!" meanwhile the chinese senators had

paddyjoe · 10-26-2003, 05:32 AM

ransacked his store, removing all the copies of Hustler and Penthouse. Fremen, meanwhile

sailor · 10-26-2003, 06:47 AM

was wondering why the sun had turned purple. He quickly reached into his

sTghezzo · 10-26-2003, 04:11 PM

purse and out he pulled this flexible peice of rubber called a two-headed

Astrocloud · 10-26-2003, 04:39 PM

imperial taskmaster. He flexed it and it felt good in his hand. Velvet

sailor · 10-26-2003, 06:35 PM

Underground was his favorite band, but recently he had taken a liking to

Chingal0 · 10-26-2003, 10:15 PM

humping macaroni and cheese. Velveeta was preferd, fresh from the package, still in

sTghezzo · 10-26-2003, 10:37 PM

the package for that matter, he didnt care. He did care about the

Chingal0 · 10-26-2003, 10:40 PM

gooey feeling on his junk, as thats the reason for humping velveeta. Sea-Man

paddyjoe · 10-27-2003, 04:15 AM

loved Fremen, as they both shared a love for the Kraft family. Meanwhile,

splck · 10-27-2003, 06:39 AM

Flyman was wondering what happened to his stash that was shoved up his

Midlandmadman · 10-27-2003, 06:44 AM

chimeny. "If that fucker Santa ate my cheese...... I'll kill him!", Flyman roared!!!!

Tarn · 10-27-2003, 07:21 AM

So he went over to his crystalball, and was amazed ..

paddyjoe · 10-27-2003, 07:52 AM

to find out it was Rudolph, AKA Midlandmadman, that ate the cheese. "He's

sTghezzo · 10-27-2003, 03:29 PM

"... off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of ozz!" said flyman as

Fremen · 10-27-2003, 03:44 PM

he passed paddyjoe going to Chingal0s' bungalo to watch a porno starring bundys'

paddyjoe · 10-27-2003, 05:13 PM

siamese twin sister. "Damn, what'd go good with this smut, would be some

Fly · 10-27-2003, 06:08 PM

pork chops........and.....apple sauce.......But bundy had a little bit of a......

Chingal0 · 10-27-2003, 06:59 PM

rash on his ass and so he couldnt make it to geriatric bingo

sailor · 10-27-2003, 07:47 PM

which upset his midget sex slave greatly. So instead he decided to

sTghezzo · 10-27-2003, 08:54 PM

beat his midget sex slave severly with a bag of cat food and

Chingal0 · 10-27-2003, 09:00 PM

a jar of mayonaise. Luckily, the midget had this all on camera and

Astrocloud · 10-27-2003, 11:01 PM

had notified Hitler who was waiting by the bar with a cactus that

Fremen · 10-28-2003, 02:45 AM

sprouted peyote, that was all the rage in flymans' and uncle phils' suburban

paddyjoe · 10-28-2003, 04:12 AM

double wide sex parlor. Uncle phil, fresh from his morning spanking, muttered, "lets

Fly · 10-28-2003, 04:19 AM

see if we can't get us some more hoes."Paddyjoe was eager to...

Midlandmadman · 10-28-2003, 04:36 AM

to see if the double strength viagra perscription was going to be strong............

Astrocloud · 10-28-2003, 08:02 AM

-redundantly speaking; it was. He managed a boner that looked exactly like Mrs.

jimk · 10-28-2003, 02:09 PM

Butterworth. "give me some flapjacks, and i'll pour you some syrup!", he screamed........

sTghezzo · 10-28-2003, 05:04 PM

as he decided to down all of the viagra. He then mutated into

Astrocloud · 10-28-2003, 09:47 PM

some random object which then mutated back into paddyjoe "Whoah, I'm tripping." Lesbians

paddyjoe · 10-29-2003, 04:53 AM

are suddenly changing teams to experience the iron bone. "I just can't believe

Fly · 10-29-2003, 04:59 AM

i'm feeling like a schoolgirl."paddyjoe replied."What to do with all these...

Chingal0 · 10-29-2003, 11:59 AM

canadian quarters that I found in my socks!?" "I suppose I could buy

Astrocloud · 10-29-2003, 12:44 PM

some Zombie Jism from that Canadian vending machine." Unfortunately, the infernal machine was

paddyjoe · 10-29-2003, 01:15 PM

ejaculating only Middle Eastern spooge. "Well, it's brain dead but not living dead

Astrocloud · 10-29-2003, 01:30 PM

like those Zombies walking towards me with shit eating grins on their faces."

prince_albert · 10-29-2003, 01:35 PM

The mad Yanks, running around nekkid, killing Zomibe. Not really, but the could.

Fremen · 10-29-2003, 03:32 PM

Too bad the zombies found where bundy and his siamese-twin sister Moolag lived

10-26-2003, 06:47 AM	#364 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	was wondering why the sun had turned purple. He quickly reached into his __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

10-26-2003, 06:35 PM	#367 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Underground was his favorite band, but recently he had taken a liking to __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

10-26-2003, 10:15 PM	#368 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	humping macaroni and cheese. Velveeta was preferd, fresh from the package, still in __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-26-2003, 10:40 PM	#370 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	gooey feeling on his junk, as thats the reason for humping velveeta. Sea-Man __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-27-2003, 06:39 AM	#372 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman was wondering what happened to his stash that was shoved up his __________________ nice line eh?

10-25-2003, 10:30 PM	#361 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	hurting from the frequent turtle snaps. "Goddamn it!" He cussed, "My little willie

10-25-2003, 11:52 PM	#362 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	is too small to hold the rope on!" meanwhile the chinese senators had

10-26-2003, 05:32 AM	#363 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	ransacked his store, removing all the copies of Hustler and Penthouse. Fremen, meanwhile

10-26-2003, 04:11 PM	#365 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	purse and out he pulled this flexible peice of rubber called a two-headed

10-26-2003, 04:39 PM	#366 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	imperial taskmaster. He flexed it and it felt good in his hand. Velvet

10-26-2003, 10:37 PM	#369 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	the package for that matter, he didnt care. He did care about the

10-27-2003, 04:15 AM	#371 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	loved Fremen, as they both shared a love for the Kraft family. Meanwhile,

10-27-2003, 06:44 AM	#373 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	chimeny. "If that fucker Santa ate my cheese...... I'll kill him!", Flyman roared!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

10-27-2003, 07:21 AM	#374 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	So he went over to his crystalball, and was amazed ..

10-27-2003, 07:52 AM	#375 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	to find out it was Rudolph, AKA Midlandmadman, that ate the cheese. "He's

10-27-2003, 03:29 PM	#376 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	"... off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of ozz!" said flyman as

10-27-2003, 03:44 PM	#377 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	he passed paddyjoe going to Chingal0s' bungalo to watch a porno starring bundys' __________________ Google

10-27-2003, 05:13 PM	#378 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	siamese twin sister. "Damn, what'd go good with this smut, would be some

10-27-2003, 06:08 PM	#379 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	pork chops........and.....apple sauce.......But bundy had a little bit of a...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-27-2003, 06:59 PM	#380 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	rash on his ass and so he couldnt make it to geriatric bingo __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-27-2003, 07:47 PM	#381 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	which upset his midget sex slave greatly. So instead he decided to __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

10-27-2003, 08:54 PM	#382 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	beat his midget sex slave severly with a bag of cat food and

10-27-2003, 09:00 PM	#383 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	a jar of mayonaise. Luckily, the midget had this all on camera and __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-27-2003, 11:01 PM	#384 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	had notified Hitler who was waiting by the bar with a cactus that

10-28-2003, 02:45 AM	#385 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	sprouted peyote, that was all the rage in flymans' and uncle phils' suburban __________________ Google

10-28-2003, 04:12 AM	#386 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	double wide sex parlor. Uncle phil, fresh from his morning spanking, muttered, "lets

10-28-2003, 04:19 AM	#387 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	see if we can't get us some more hoes."Paddyjoe was eager to... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-28-2003, 04:36 AM	#388 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	to see if the double strength viagra perscription was going to be strong............ __________________ Its good to be back.

10-28-2003, 08:02 AM	#389 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	-redundantly speaking; it was. He managed a boner that looked exactly like Mrs.

10-28-2003, 02:09 PM	#390 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	Butterworth. "give me some flapjacks, and i'll pour you some syrup!", he screamed........ __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-28-2003, 05:04 PM	#391 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	as he decided to down all of the viagra. He then mutated into

10-28-2003, 09:47 PM	#392 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	some random object which then mutated back into paddyjoe "Whoah, I'm tripping." Lesbians

10-29-2003, 04:53 AM	#393 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	are suddenly changing teams to experience the iron bone. "I just can't believe

10-29-2003, 04:59 AM	#394 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'm feeling like a schoolgirl."paddyjoe replied."What to do with all these... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-29-2003, 11:59 AM	#395 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	canadian quarters that I found in my socks!?" "I suppose I could buy __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."