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Old 02-03-2004, 06:20 PM   #721 (permalink)
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the game of soggy biscuit which has nothing to do with the following
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:32 PM   #722 (permalink)
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circumstances that are about to occur. Now, tuffrr persuaded the beatniks to say
 
Old 02-04-2004, 04:13 AM   #723 (permalink)
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, in Mugatu voices, "OH MY GOD, THAT BUNDY IS SOOOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!"
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:16 AM   #724 (permalink)
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if only he didn't have that nasty looking booger hangin' from his nose.
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:22 AM   #725 (permalink)
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Suddenly, Fremen jumped up and licked the booger right out of bundys nostril
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:42 AM   #726 (permalink)
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while singing 'God Save the Queen'. Bundy thought it odd, that a Texan
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:44 AM   #727 (permalink)
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would wish to save that rich old bitch, but then he realised that
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Old 02-04-2004, 01:18 PM   #728 (permalink)
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the Queen in the song actually referred to Bundy himself! If only the
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Old 02-04-2004, 01:22 PM   #729 (permalink)
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tongue were swirling around the royal jewels, thought bundy. I'd be the most
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Old 02-04-2004, 01:26 PM   #730 (permalink)
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sensual experience a queen could have. He shuddered with excitement as he watched
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Old 02-04-2004, 03:33 PM   #731 (permalink)
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Astroglide frolic on the lawn. Smiling, he then he loaded his rifle, aimed
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:08 PM   #732 (permalink)
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at his blue balls, and said a loner's prayer. Everyone from TFP immediately
 
Old 02-04-2004, 04:15 PM   #733 (permalink)
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started mourning the passing of those sacred Blue Balls. Munky declared that this
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Old 02-04-2004, 11:52 PM   #734 (permalink)
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thread was headed south, so he devised a plan to ressurect Cujo and
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Old 02-05-2004, 03:37 AM   #735 (permalink)
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to set him loose on all the rookies... However, his plan was foiled
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Old 02-05-2004, 05:03 AM   #736 (permalink)
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by that bastard paddyjoe.He can bugger-fuck even the easiest of challenges.
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Old 02-05-2004, 05:44 AM   #737 (permalink)
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This one time, at booze camp, PJ managed to stick his pint glass
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Old 02-05-2004, 06:40 AM   #738 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by bundy
booze camp
Who're the counselors, you and flyman?


under the Guinness tap, and then empty the keg before anyone else could
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:06 PM   #739 (permalink)
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Who're the counselors, you and flyman?
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we should all go into the camp business... "Round Up Time Kids... its time for your mid-morning shots of vodka..."



rub their genitals around the sexy, moist, keg. PJ then stumbled around squealing
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Old 02-05-2004, 06:56 PM   #740 (permalink)
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like a pig -on Bundy's orders. Everybody danced. The music that played was
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Old 02-05-2004, 11:28 PM   #741 (permalink)
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strangely photogenic, what with it being music and all, but that didn't matter,
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Old 02-05-2004, 11:30 PM   #742 (permalink)
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and thus brought them to the end of a running sentence. Meanwhile, bundy
 
Old 02-06-2004, 04:27 AM   #743 (permalink)
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was vomiting continually from an over-dose of diet sprite. "Damn, that stuff is
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Old 02-06-2004, 10:15 AM   #744 (permalink)
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shitty without any booze in it."Time to head for the booze camp
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:01 PM   #745 (permalink)
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" said Sally as she sprang up from under the table. "Ill bring the
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Old 02-07-2004, 07:07 PM   #746 (permalink)
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three stooges." Moe, Curly and everybody's favorite stooge: Iggy -all appeared from behind
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Old 02-07-2004, 07:46 PM   #747 (permalink)
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Astro's bright red door. Iggy pranced around naked, while Moe and Curly picked
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Old 02-07-2004, 08:08 PM   #748 (permalink)
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out their favourite alcohol. Soon, they were all running around like chickens with
 
Old 02-07-2004, 08:17 PM   #749 (permalink)
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a healthy dose of mono. Iggy then burst out in song, "I'm just
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Old 02-08-2004, 07:32 AM   #750 (permalink)
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a fool for you bundy," he sang, while stripping off bundy's pink sleeper-jammies.
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:06 PM   #751 (permalink)
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Iggy then chewed off Bundy's little toe. Bundy was ecstatic and aroused. Snoogans
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:43 PM   #752 (permalink)
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picked the jam out of the discarded toenail, while bundy continually moaned, "OH
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Old 02-09-2004, 04:07 PM   #753 (permalink)
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HOW CAN IT BE WRONG WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT?" Iggy's tongue slashed
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Old 02-10-2004, 01:53 AM   #754 (permalink)
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violently around the edge of the gaping wound where bundy's toe used to
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:48 AM   #755 (permalink)
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wiggle. Meanwhile, through a tiny hole in the wall, flyman photographed Astrocloud and
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:56 AM   #756 (permalink)
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Munky exchanging wedding vows in front of a zombie minister. they had escaped
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:43 PM   #757 (permalink)
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the mad surgeon's chainsaw -but not for long. A loud buzzing saw ripped
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:42 AM   #758 (permalink)
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through the pain on astro's face,as he was clearly upset that munky
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:18 AM   #759 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2004, 10:10 PM   #760 (permalink)
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Astro. "I am but I need to be shit-faced to get through
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