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paddyjoe · 10-09-2003, 04:25 PM

newly repaved interstate. Unfortunately, it was run over by an out of control

vermin · 10-09-2003, 04:59 PM

steam roller with an acid-trippin' Elmer Fudd look-alike at the controls

Fly · 10-09-2003, 05:29 PM

and yelling at the top of his lungs...."i'm gonna get dat wascally.....

bundy · 10-09-2003, 05:36 PM

wabbit... and then i´m a gonna eat it... ¨ but little did he realise

Fremen · 10-09-2003, 11:54 PM

that the wabbit had already gotten him. He was still driving around, but

bundy · 10-10-2003, 03:18 AM

his arms had been swapped, by the wabbit, for extra long redhead matches

Midlandmadman · 10-10-2003, 03:22 AM

. Now the only drawback to having matches as arms is that you can't...........

paddyjoe · 10-10-2003, 03:37 AM

light your bong without burning your whole arm. "Not to fear", proclaimed flyman,

Fly · 10-10-2003, 04:17 AM

"if paddyjoe were to hold the bong,then i shall sacrifice my arms...

vermin · 10-10-2003, 04:21 AM

for the sake of higher conciousness and inner peace. Bundy, man the carb!

jimk · 10-10-2003, 05:06 AM

With smoldering match stumps for arms, but a head full of consciousness, he

Fremen · 10-10-2003, 05:52 AM

took a huge hit, said a silent prayer, then blew smoke up bundys'

Midlandmadman · 10-10-2003, 06:06 AM

nose, which made him sneeze uncontrollably. Bundy got pissed. He was so upset......

10-10-2003, 06:47 AM

he began to twitch and shake like he did way to much cocaine!

torgone · 10-10-2003, 11:57 AM

When he finally calmed down, he looked around and discovered that giant flying . .

Miekle · 10-10-2003, 12:01 PM

spaceship had just landed behind him. So he walked over to it and . .

Empty_One · 10-10-2003, 12:04 PM

suddenly, it vanished. Just like in that awesome movie starring that guy from

torgone · 10-10-2003, 12:13 PM

"Welcome Back Kotter" or was it "Friends"? I keep getting them mixed up. . .

10-10-2003, 12:49 PM

because everyone who is on those shows look just the same to me!

Giant Hamburger · 10-10-2003, 01:01 PM

Fast forward 10,000,000 years to a time when everyone is a clone of

vermin · 10-10-2003, 09:06 PM

Marty Feldman or Rowan Atkinson; "handsome" having been outlawed after the war of

Miekle · 10-10-2003, 09:13 PM

Canada, but anyways that doesn't matter because the clone of Tony Danza rules . . .

bundy · 10-11-2003, 02:41 AM

... Suddenly bundy transformed into the form of the once deceased Fremen, who died

Fremen · 10-11-2003, 02:58 AM

when I received a sudden whiff of bundys' abundant pit odor, which he

paddyjoe · 10-11-2003, 03:51 AM

attempted to bottle, and sell to the war-torn Canadians as a new

Fly · 10-11-2003, 05:42 AM

love elixer to use on our crazed beavers.Added to maple syrup,this

bundy · 10-11-2003, 05:50 AM

becomes the worst most potent aphrodisiac. Paddyjoe tried to patent the recipe, but

vermin · 10-11-2003, 06:11 AM

government sponsored ninjas burst into the room whipping throwing stars in every direction

torgone · 10-11-2003, 09:44 AM

except down, because they didn't want to step on them. The Canadian beavers

Fremen · 10-11-2003, 10:25 AM

were in a frenzy from the 'bundy effect', when they jumped the border

bundy · 10-11-2003, 06:03 PM

and caused so much havoc that Lord Phil had to call out the

Giant Hamburger · 10-11-2003, 06:11 PM

vicious, wasp-waisted, jewel-encrusted, miniature poodle dogs that roamed free on his

Fremen · 10-11-2003, 10:50 PM

the 70's with hashish and a mild form of scrotum torture, which involved

bundy · 10-12-2003, 12:15 AM

attaching each individual pube to a wild goat and sticking electric shocker pads

Fly · 10-12-2003, 04:56 AM

to his ankles,that he somehow got above his ears,in a painful

bundy · 10-12-2003, 05:00 AM

yet strangely relaxing yoga position. After this experimentation in this torture and drugs

Fremen · 10-12-2003, 05:11 AM

, phil decided to create a company to make and sell his growing collection

bundy · 10-12-2003, 05:27 AM

of exotic eastern sleeper jammies, which he felt would make him a millionaire.

(sorry i had to bring the jammies into this)

Fremen · 10-12-2003, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy

(sorry i had to bring the jammies into this)

(exactly what I was thinking of, but I ran out of space)

Unfortunately for uncle phil, the Eastern silkworm had been fed some high-quality Colombian

paddyjoe · 10-12-2003, 08:38 AM

menstrual blood, which rendered the first three shipments of jammies a weird shade

10-09-2003, 04:59 PM	#122 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	steam roller with an acid-trippin' Elmer Fudd look-alike at the controls __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-09-2003, 05:29 PM	#123 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and yelling at the top of his lungs...."i'm gonna get dat wascally..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-09-2003, 05:36 PM	#124 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wabbit... and then i´m a gonna eat it... ¨ but little did he realise __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-09-2003, 11:54 PM	#125 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	that the wabbit had already gotten him. He was still driving around, but __________________ Google

10-10-2003, 03:18 AM	#126 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	his arms had been swapped, by the wabbit, for extra long redhead matches __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-09-2003, 04:25 PM	#121 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	newly repaved interstate. Unfortunately, it was run over by an out of control

10-10-2003, 03:22 AM	#127 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	. Now the only drawback to having matches as arms is that you can't........... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-10-2003, 03:37 AM	#128 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	light your bong without burning your whole arm. "Not to fear", proclaimed flyman,

10-10-2003, 04:17 AM	#129 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	"if paddyjoe were to hold the bong,then i shall sacrifice my arms... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-10-2003, 04:21 AM	#130 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	for the sake of higher conciousness and inner peace. Bundy, man the carb! __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-10-2003, 05:06 AM	#131 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	With smoldering match stumps for arms, but a head full of consciousness, he __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-10-2003, 05:52 AM	#132 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	took a huge hit, said a silent prayer, then blew smoke up bundys' __________________ Google

10-10-2003, 06:06 AM	#133 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	nose, which made him sneeze uncontrollably. Bundy got pissed. He was so upset...... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-10-2003, 06:47 AM	#134 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	he began to twitch and shake like he did way to much cocaine!

10-10-2003, 11:57 AM	#135 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	When he finally calmed down, he looked around and discovered that giant flying . . __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-10-2003, 12:01 PM	#136 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	spaceship had just landed behind him. So he walked over to it and . .

10-10-2003, 12:04 PM	#137 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	suddenly, it vanished. Just like in that awesome movie starring that guy from

10-10-2003, 12:13 PM	#138 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	"Welcome Back Kotter" or was it "Friends"? I keep getting them mixed up. . . __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-10-2003, 12:49 PM	#139 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	because everyone who is on those shows look just the same to me!

10-10-2003, 01:01 PM	#140 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Fast forward 10,000,000 years to a time when everyone is a clone of

10-10-2003, 09:06 PM	#141 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Marty Feldman or Rowan Atkinson; "handsome" having been outlawed after the war of __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-10-2003, 09:13 PM	#142 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	Canada, but anyways that doesn't matter because the clone of Tony Danza rules . . .

10-11-2003, 02:41 AM	#143 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	... Suddenly bundy transformed into the form of the once deceased Fremen, who died __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-11-2003, 02:58 AM	#144 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	when I received a sudden whiff of bundys' abundant pit odor, which he __________________ Google

10-11-2003, 03:51 AM	#145 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	attempted to bottle, and sell to the war-torn Canadians as a new

10-11-2003, 05:42 AM	#146 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	love elixer to use on our crazed beavers.Added to maple syrup,this __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-11-2003, 05:50 AM	#147 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	becomes the worst most potent aphrodisiac. Paddyjoe tried to patent the recipe, but __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-11-2003, 06:11 AM	#148 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	government sponsored ninjas burst into the room whipping throwing stars in every direction __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-11-2003, 09:44 AM	#149 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	except down, because they didn't want to step on them. The Canadian beavers __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-11-2003, 10:25 AM	#150 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	were in a frenzy from the 'bundy effect', when they jumped the border __________________ Google

10-11-2003, 06:03 PM	#151 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	and caused so much havoc that Lord Phil had to call out the __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-11-2003, 06:11 PM	#152 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	vicious, wasp-waisted, jewel-encrusted, miniature poodle dogs that roamed free on his

10-11-2003, 10:50 PM	#153 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	the 70's with hashish and a mild form of scrotum torture, which involved __________________ Google

10-12-2003, 12:15 AM	#154 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	attaching each individual pube to a wild goat and sticking electric shocker pads __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-12-2003, 04:56 AM	#155 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	to his ankles,that he somehow got above his ears,in a painful __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios