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Old 01-16-2004, 05:29 AM   #681 (permalink)
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big toe, drag him across the floor and dip his face in some
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:40 AM   #682 (permalink)
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homemade guacamole that I had prepared for the in-laws. Something always goes wrong
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:01 PM   #683 (permalink)
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when you cook at home! The guacamole caught on fire and caused the
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:23 PM   #684 (permalink)
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taco dip to fail. what happened next was beyond belief, only a few
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Old 01-16-2004, 01:34 PM   #685 (permalink)
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of Giant Hamburger's uncles were still around, so they both quickly unzipped their
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Old 01-16-2004, 02:10 PM   #686 (permalink)
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wine skins,and took a massive pull of scotch,while hiding it from....
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:03 PM   #687 (permalink)
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Moolag! I'm referring back to original characters! Can you believe it? Anyways, the
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:52 PM   #688 (permalink)
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salad bar had been devoured and the gallic truffle fossicking pigs had moved onto the
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Old 01-17-2004, 12:38 PM   #689 (permalink)
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airport which had been built by some highly intelligent ants. The queen ant
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:59 PM   #690 (permalink)
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thought sheŽd do a striptease for the drones, but they just laughed. Irate,
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:25 AM   #691 (permalink)
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you rate, its all the same! Ants can't dance worth crap! But bundy's
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:42 AM   #692 (permalink)
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luck was in, Cameron Diaz decided that she wanted to resume their love affair
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Old 01-19-2004, 08:42 AM   #693 (permalink)
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with Prince Charles. Unfortunately Bundy's ass was still sore from the last time
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Old 01-19-2004, 10:28 AM   #694 (permalink)
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flyman visited. "Hmmm, what can I do", wondered bundy. "Maybe I can call
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Old 01-19-2004, 10:59 AM   #695 (permalink)
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Prince Charles and see if his wee wee is still wee." Meanwhile, blood
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Old 01-19-2004, 06:56 PM   #696 (permalink)
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hounds were hot on the trail of Moolag, the notorious purveyor of used
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:49 PM   #697 (permalink)
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mountain dew bottles. MOolag knew where to go to find the best erotic massages
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:57 PM   #698 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:18 PM   #699 (permalink)
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to OshnSoul's place for a deliteful foot massage, while eating grapes, freshly plucked....
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:35 AM   #700 (permalink)
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from the dumpster behind the 7-11. Moolag then admitted to OshnSoul that bundy
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:07 AM   #701 (permalink)
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would sometimes engorge on human brains. This did not effect his intelligence, yet.
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:34 PM   #702 (permalink)
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,he still seemed to not give a flying fuck towards the whereabouts of...
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:26 AM   #703 (permalink)
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the amazing Bong. Flyman cared though. He cared enough to pick up a
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:14 PM   #704 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:27 PM   #705 (permalink)
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Moolag realized that it was time for some killin'. Then it really started
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Old 01-23-2004, 01:38 AM   #706 (permalink)
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to rain men. Halileuja it's raining men, amen. The story ended and a
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Old 01-23-2004, 01:48 AM   #707 (permalink)
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blue-eyed panda appeared to take down the set. After coffee with friends, he
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Old 01-23-2004, 02:01 AM   #708 (permalink)
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whipped out his old fella and wanked it furiously until his friends left
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Old 01-24-2004, 08:54 PM   #709 (permalink)
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drenched in you-know-what. Needless to say, they never spoke again and
 
Old 01-24-2004, 09:19 PM   #710 (permalink)
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we return to old Moolag, who could not find the key to his
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Old 01-25-2004, 12:41 PM   #711 (permalink)
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chastity belt. Long red hair and a matching red landing strip were what
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Old 01-25-2004, 06:48 PM   #712 (permalink)
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(since when did my twin sister MOolag become a bloke??)


anyway...


MOolag's new lover, Fremen, was interested in. So MoOlag bought some dye and started
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Old 01-29-2004, 07:12 PM   #713 (permalink)
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violating the 13 word rule which annoyed Munku. "Stop that!" Munku's stern
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:01 AM   #714 (permalink)
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ass shouted. "How dare you bring your insubordination in my courtroom!" "Eat a
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Old 01-30-2004, 04:33 AM   #715 (permalink)
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bowl of Cheerios, chill a bit, then lick my bailiff's butt!" "Maybe then....
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Old 01-30-2004, 07:34 PM   #716 (permalink)
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you can start to forget about certain people using more than the 13 word...
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:11 PM   #717 (permalink)
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limit, which kind of cheapens the game. But if we all pull together,
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:39 PM   #718 (permalink)
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then we shall not pull apart." Munku smiled and all was good. Beatniks
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:02 PM   #719 (permalink)
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often pulled together. A little known fact is that Beatniks actually invented 'Soggy
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:56 PM   #720 (permalink)
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