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bundy · 11-06-2003, 04:01 PM

Fremen then realised that all of those tvguides must be worth something, so

thenewguy · 11-06-2003, 09:19 PM

he packaged them up and shipped them off to his Aunt, who lived

Fremen · 11-06-2003, 10:05 PM

in a van, down by the river. Unfortunately for her, the van was

Astrocloud · 11-06-2003, 10:41 PM

also home to a slick male hustler. An ass-man who went by

Chingal0 · 11-06-2003, 11:10 PM

Sancho. This VD infested hookerslut bathed in topical creme to rid himself of

Astrocloud · 11-06-2003, 11:43 PM

Bones' paw prints, some of which would remain red for days. Fearing his

bundy · 11-07-2003, 01:59 AM

slick reputation would be forever ruined if those scars never went away, he

Fremen · 11-07-2003, 02:55 AM

left the riverbank in search of 500 virgin South American rainforest monkeys, so

Astrocloud · 11-07-2003, 10:30 AM

tight that they could make his pencil dick bleed. But what really mattered

11-07-2003, 01:20 PM

Was, they found the monkeys and saved the rainforests, but the amazing part

sailor · 11-07-2003, 01:27 PM

was his deft and magical handling of that large and swollen thing he called

11-07-2003, 01:36 PM

the prophylactic from hell, as they lifted it over there heads, suddenly a

torgone · 11-07-2003, 02:54 PM

shot rang out, a baby cried, the lights went out, Gordon farted, and

bundy · 11-07-2003, 04:08 PM

TAFKAP suddenly rose from the dead. He squeeled like a piggy until Fremen returned

11-07-2003, 04:21 PM

with a bulldozer, and two pints of southern comfort. Unfortunately everyone in the

vermin · 11-07-2003, 04:25 PM

immediate area preferred Jack Daniels, and were none too fond of bulldozers, either.

11-07-2003, 04:56 PM

Inspired by vermin they whipped it out, an with no doubt, all of

Astrocloud · 11-07-2003, 08:23 PM

them were consumed in freak human wildfire. The fire was probably started by

bundy · 11-07-2003, 08:34 PM

MOolag, who had a particular penchant for dancing naked around burning houses. However,

Giant Hamburger · 11-07-2003, 08:40 PM

no one expected the arrival of the man in the leopard skin leotard.

Fremen · 11-07-2003, 10:27 PM

Who does, you might ask yourself? Gordon did. Too bad he was too

sTghezzo · 11-07-2003, 10:39 PM

hungover from the previous night to really care about anything let alone leotards.

Astrocloud · 11-08-2003, 12:57 AM

Because Gordon stood out from the regular leapard skin pattern... His was cheetah

empu · 11-09-2003, 10:18 PM

and Sancho's was Tarzan. Together, they made the Russian skating pair look like

Astrocloud · 11-09-2003, 10:48 PM

a pair of bickering married Indian taxicab drivers. Their harmony was unmatched by

Chingal0 · 11-09-2003, 11:28 PM

the unsurpassed collection of velcro shoes this side of the rio grande. Alas

11-10-2003, 01:28 AM

the skating taxicab driving duo accomplishes there dastardly deed. Victorious but also

bundy · 11-10-2003, 04:10 AM

desperately in need of a trip to the tanning salon, they both decided

paddyjoe · 11-10-2003, 04:52 AM

to give up their vegan diet, and munch on one of Gordon's ample

torgone · 11-10-2003, 07:39 AM

chicken pot pies, which he had cooked up for just such an occasion.

Astrocloud · 11-10-2003, 11:32 AM

Meanwhile, dick-nose was busy with his chickens. They were clucking while he

11-10-2003, 12:10 PM

Sodemized the little fuckers, unwilling and most of all extremely tender, the chickens

Fremen · 11-10-2003, 06:54 PM

decided to peck the sick fucker to death. Meanwhile, Gordon sought out bundys'

Astrocloud · 11-10-2003, 06:55 PM

stained underpants which he was hiding in the septic system of the downtown

bundy · 11-10-2003, 11:24 PM

freak-show circus night club, which was formerly known as the Ludu$ Day Di$co

sTghezzo · 11-11-2003, 09:16 PM

and is now known as the biggest distributor of cheerios and chop-sticks in

Chingal0 · 11-11-2003, 09:18 PM

the 19th hole clubhouse. He was smalltime, and got teabagged often. "Fuck You,

paddyjoe · 11-12-2003, 04:26 AM

he'd scream, as the dangling balls would clog his nose. "Please give me

Poyzun_Ivy · 11-12-2003, 05:44 AM

someone to love me for the rest of my life!" He felt so

Astrocloud · 11-12-2003, 05:53 AM

childish and so nubile. Nobody answered his plea so he had his testicles

11-06-2003, 04:01 PM	#441 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen then realised that all of those tvguides must be worth something, so __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-06-2003, 10:05 PM	#443 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	in a van, down by the river. Unfortunately for her, the van was __________________ Google

11-06-2003, 11:10 PM	#445 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Sancho. This VD infested hookerslut bathed in topical creme to rid himself of __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-07-2003, 01:59 AM	#447 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	slick reputation would be forever ruined if those scars never went away, he __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-07-2003, 02:55 AM	#448 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	left the riverbank in search of 500 virgin South American rainforest monkeys, so __________________ Google

11-06-2003, 09:19 PM	#442 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	he packaged them up and shipped them off to his Aunt, who lived

11-06-2003, 10:41 PM	#444 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	also home to a slick male hustler. An ass-man who went by

11-06-2003, 11:43 PM	#446 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Bones' paw prints, some of which would remain red for days. Fearing his

11-07-2003, 10:30 AM	#449 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	tight that they could make his pencil dick bleed. But what really mattered

11-07-2003, 01:20 PM	#450 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	Was, they found the monkeys and saved the rainforests, but the amazing part

11-07-2003, 01:27 PM	#451 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	was his deft and magical handling of that large and swollen thing he called __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

11-07-2003, 01:36 PM	#452 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	the prophylactic from hell, as they lifted it over there heads, suddenly a

11-07-2003, 02:54 PM	#453 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	shot rang out, a baby cried, the lights went out, Gordon farted, and __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-07-2003, 04:08 PM	#454 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	TAFKAP suddenly rose from the dead. He squeeled like a piggy until Fremen returned __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 11-07-2003 at 04:10 PM..

11-07-2003, 04:21 PM	#455 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	with a bulldozer, and two pints of southern comfort. Unfortunately everyone in the

11-07-2003, 04:25 PM	#456 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	immediate area preferred Jack Daniels, and were none too fond of bulldozers, either. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

11-07-2003, 04:56 PM	#457 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	Inspired by vermin they whipped it out, an with no doubt, all of

11-07-2003, 08:23 PM	#458 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	them were consumed in freak human wildfire. The fire was probably started by

11-07-2003, 08:34 PM	#459 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	MOolag, who had a particular penchant for dancing naked around burning houses. However, __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-07-2003, 08:40 PM	#460 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	no one expected the arrival of the man in the leopard skin leotard.

11-07-2003, 10:27 PM	#461 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Who does, you might ask yourself? Gordon did. Too bad he was too __________________ Google

11-07-2003, 10:39 PM	#462 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	hungover from the previous night to really care about anything let alone leotards.

11-08-2003, 12:57 AM	#463 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Because Gordon stood out from the regular leapard skin pattern... His was cheetah

11-09-2003, 10:18 PM	#464 (permalink)
empu Crazy	and Sancho's was Tarzan. Together, they made the Russian skating pair look like

11-09-2003, 10:48 PM	#465 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	a pair of bickering married Indian taxicab drivers. Their harmony was unmatched by

11-09-2003, 11:28 PM	#466 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	the unsurpassed collection of velcro shoes this side of the rio grande. Alas __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-10-2003, 01:28 AM	#467 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	the skating taxicab driving duo accomplishes there dastardly deed. Victorious but also

11-10-2003, 04:10 AM	#468 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	desperately in need of a trip to the tanning salon, they both decided __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-10-2003, 04:52 AM	#469 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	to give up their vegan diet, and munch on one of Gordon's ample

11-10-2003, 07:39 AM	#470 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	chicken pot pies, which he had cooked up for just such an occasion. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-10-2003, 11:32 AM	#471 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Meanwhile, dick-nose was busy with his chickens. They were clucking while he

11-10-2003, 12:10 PM	#472 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	Sodemized the little fuckers, unwilling and most of all extremely tender, the chickens

11-10-2003, 06:54 PM	#473 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	decided to peck the sick fucker to death. Meanwhile, Gordon sought out bundys' __________________ Google

11-10-2003, 06:55 PM	#474 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	stained underpants which he was hiding in the septic system of the downtown

11-10-2003, 11:24 PM	#475 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	freak-show circus night club, which was formerly known as the Ludu$ Day Di$co __________________ Ohayo!!!