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Astrocloud · 11-26-2003, 06:37 PM

-And well they should for it was flyman's mess. He seemed to overlook

torgone · 11-26-2003, 07:28 PM

showering for weeks at a time. He felt that licking himself like a

Astrocloud · 11-26-2003, 08:33 PM

lollipop would make him more attractive to the now mummified MoOlag. Cold sweat

bundy · 11-26-2003, 10:15 PM

covered his body, he soon realised that the gram of high quality cocaine

Chingal0 · 11-26-2003, 11:45 PM

was chopped with miracle grow! He soon sprouted pubes at an inhuman rate

empu · 11-27-2003, 12:20 AM

like some amped up Chia Love Doll. The room spun around him slowly,

Fremen · 11-27-2003, 12:41 AM

increasing the amount of sloshing going on in his full bladder.
Flyman needed

bundy · 11-27-2003, 01:48 AM

get away from all of this excess growth and unrequited MoOlag passion, so

Fly · 11-27-2003, 05:55 AM

he deciced to end it all.It was too unberable to have to...

paddyjoe · 11-27-2003, 06:04 AM

face MoOlag sober. So he sparked one up, and jumped in his '56

Fly · 11-27-2003, 06:33 AM

chevy.....drove to paddyjoe's house......they grabbed bundy,splck and fremen and procceded...

Fremen · 11-27-2003, 08:10 AM

up the coast to the biggest cathouse in the Northwest where all the

bundy · 11-27-2003, 03:56 PM

hottest hookers in the US liked to party... the boys all ditched their clothes

Fly · 11-27-2003, 04:43 PM

,ran naked up main street ,screaming at the top of their lungs..."Hey....

Astrocloud · 11-27-2003, 04:48 PM

we forgot Astrocloud" -Yet there was Astro waving to them from the cathouse...

empu · 11-27-2003, 04:57 PM

cellar, having been imprisoned there when it was determined that he had no

paddyjoe · 11-27-2003, 05:03 PM

right to even look at these hotties with a goofy double face. So

Astrocloud · 11-27-2003, 05:04 PM

they kept him in the basement with some kinky female perverts. Meanwhile Mothra

paddyjoe · 11-27-2003, 05:55 PM

caused serious turmoil in the bubbling cauldron that was Fremen's brain, causing him

bundy · 11-27-2003, 07:05 PM

to be strangely arroused... he suddenly realised, it wasn´t fear he felt, but

thenewguy · 11-27-2003, 08:56 PM

the sudden, uncontrollable urge to piss. So he unzipped his pants and pulled

Fremen · 11-27-2003, 10:20 PM

out El Jefe! The monster organ that terrorized Munchkin-land and made the Lion

feelgood · 11-27-2003, 11:10 PM

whimpered in terror as it backed into the corner. Meanwhile the wizard

paddyjoe · 11-28-2003, 04:03 AM

was performing unspeakable acts on Fremen's unit, finally rendering it a useless piece

Astrocloud · 11-28-2003, 12:58 PM

of maggot flesh... just the sort of thing that "the wizard" craved in

11-28-2003, 01:23 PM

his breakfast. Astrocloud along with the rest, joined forces to take over every

bundy · 11-28-2003, 01:45 PM

corner of munchkin land, which wasn´t very hard, since it was a set

Fremen · 11-28-2003, 11:55 PM

Lincoln Logs and Legos mixed in with bundys' old mans' VW Van parts

empu · 11-29-2003, 12:25 AM

held together with munchkin turds. "Come, my precious kinky female perverts," Astrocloud cried,

paddyjoe · 11-29-2003, 05:55 AM

"lets run away to Neverland, where we can frolic with Michael, and have

Fremen · 11-29-2003, 07:03 AM

a grand ol' time trying to come up with a way to bilk

Astrocloud · 11-29-2003, 11:53 AM

millions of orphans out of their Christian Children's fund -and we'll get loaded."

Chingal0 · 11-29-2003, 06:31 PM

"Get loaded you say?" Paddyjoe inquired. "Why I love to get loaded and

torgone · 11-29-2003, 07:03 PM

go screw with people at the mall. Especially this time of year. They're

Chingal0 · 11-30-2003, 12:49 PM

so succulent and ready for grilling!" His cannabalistic ways always distracted him from

Astrocloud · 11-30-2003, 02:13 PM

his nose picking and there was a large bogey still attached to his

Fly · 12-01-2003, 04:46 AM

index finger,that he was flailing about in the direction of splck.He.....

rockzilla · 12-01-2003, 08:18 AM

sprayed lighter fluid all over the nude portrait of Danny DeVito that Jesus

uffjohn · 12-01-2003, 10:10 AM

had left there earlier by some mistake. Meanwhile, in another part of the

sTghezzo · 12-01-2003, 10:45 AM

nude devito portrait, also known as the background, Nick Nolte and Vin Diesel

11-26-2003, 07:28 PM	#602 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	showering for weeks at a time. He felt that licking himself like a __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-26-2003, 10:15 PM	#604 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	covered his body, he soon realised that the gram of high quality cocaine __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-26-2003, 11:45 PM	#605 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	was chopped with miracle grow! He soon sprouted pubes at an inhuman rate __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-27-2003, 12:41 AM	#607 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	increasing the amount of sloshing going on in his full bladder. Flyman needed __________________ Google

11-27-2003, 01:48 AM	#608 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	get away from all of this excess growth and unrequited MoOlag passion, so __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-26-2003, 06:37 PM	#601 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	-And well they should for it was flyman's mess. He seemed to overlook

11-26-2003, 08:33 PM	#603 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	lollipop would make him more attractive to the now mummified MoOlag. Cold sweat

11-27-2003, 12:20 AM	#606 (permalink)
empu Crazy	like some amped up Chia Love Doll. The room spun around him slowly,

11-27-2003, 05:55 AM	#609 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	he deciced to end it all.It was too unberable to have to... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-27-2003, 06:04 AM	#610 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	face MoOlag sober. So he sparked one up, and jumped in his '56

11-27-2003, 06:33 AM	#611 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	chevy.....drove to paddyjoe's house......they grabbed bundy,splck and fremen and procceded... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-27-2003, 08:10 AM	#612 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	up the coast to the biggest cathouse in the Northwest where all the __________________ Google

11-27-2003, 03:56 PM	#613 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	hottest hookers in the US liked to party... the boys all ditched their clothes __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-27-2003, 04:43 PM	#614 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	,ran naked up main street ,screaming at the top of their lungs..."Hey.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-27-2003, 04:48 PM	#615 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	we forgot Astrocloud" -Yet there was Astro waving to them from the cathouse...

11-27-2003, 11:10 PM	#623 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	whimpered in terror as it backed into the corner. Meanwhile the wizard __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

11-27-2003, 04:57 PM	#616 (permalink)
empu Crazy	cellar, having been imprisoned there when it was determined that he had no

11-27-2003, 05:03 PM	#617 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	right to even look at these hotties with a goofy double face. So

11-27-2003, 05:04 PM	#618 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	they kept him in the basement with some kinky female perverts. Meanwhile Mothra Last edited by Astrocloud; 11-27-2003 at 05:06 PM..

11-27-2003, 05:55 PM	#619 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	caused serious turmoil in the bubbling cauldron that was Fremen's brain, causing him

11-27-2003, 07:05 PM	#620 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	to be strangely arroused... he suddenly realised, it wasn´t fear he felt, but __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-27-2003, 08:56 PM	#621 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	the sudden, uncontrollable urge to piss. So he unzipped his pants and pulled

11-27-2003, 10:20 PM	#622 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	out El Jefe! The monster organ that terrorized Munchkin-land and made the Lion __________________ Google

11-28-2003, 04:03 AM	#624 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	was performing unspeakable acts on Fremen's unit, finally rendering it a useless piece

11-28-2003, 12:58 PM	#625 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	of maggot flesh... just the sort of thing that "the wizard" craved in

11-28-2003, 01:23 PM	#626 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	his breakfast. Astrocloud along with the rest, joined forces to take over every

11-28-2003, 01:45 PM	#627 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	corner of munchkin land, which wasn´t very hard, since it was a set __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-28-2003, 11:55 PM	#628 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Lincoln Logs and Legos mixed in with bundys' old mans' VW Van parts __________________ Google

11-29-2003, 12:25 AM	#629 (permalink)
empu Crazy	held together with munchkin turds. "Come, my precious kinky female perverts," Astrocloud cried,

11-29-2003, 05:55 AM	#630 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	"lets run away to Neverland, where we can frolic with Michael, and have

11-29-2003, 07:03 AM	#631 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	a grand ol' time trying to come up with a way to bilk __________________ Google

11-29-2003, 11:53 AM	#632 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	millions of orphans out of their Christian Children's fund -and we'll get loaded."

11-29-2003, 06:31 PM	#633 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	"Get loaded you say?" Paddyjoe inquired. "Why I love to get loaded and __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-29-2003, 07:03 PM	#634 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	go screw with people at the mall. Especially this time of year. They're __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-30-2003, 12:49 PM	#635 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	so succulent and ready for grilling!" His cannabalistic ways always distracted him from __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-30-2003, 02:13 PM	#636 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	his nose picking and there was a large bogey still attached to his