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Fly · 10-12-2003, 09:24 AM

of.....get this......purple.Now this also made the silkworm appear to have

Miekle · 10-12-2003, 03:03 PM

an extra rappid spinning rate so the could crank out a couple thousand . . .

bundy · 10-12-2003, 05:21 PM

pairs of weird smelling jammies. Phil was ecstatic at the thought of this

Chingal0 · 10-12-2003, 11:27 PM

silkworm, and so he decided to sell it on ebay. Finally it sold

CryptikSoul · 10-12-2003, 11:52 PM

for 2 dollars to an alien Elvis-impersonator who used it to seduce

bundy · 10-13-2003, 12:25 AM

the cousin of that wabbit. Meanwhile, Flyman was daydreaming about rolling a fat

Miranda · 10-13-2003, 12:27 AM

green leprechaun into a blanket and throwing him into a tub of slimy

paddyjoe · 10-13-2003, 03:48 AM

week old caviar. "I figure this little guy'll piss me out some Guinness

Fremen · 10-13-2003, 04:33 AM

if he knows what's good for him." Meanwhile, the leprechaun packed his Lucky

bundy · 10-13-2003, 04:56 AM

Green Dildo into his suitcase, crossed his arms, nodded his head and

Fly · 10-13-2003, 05:06 AM

said...."fuck this,i'm going to bundy's place."With suitcase in hand,he went....

Midlandmadman · 10-13-2003, 05:16 AM

knowing that bundy couldn't resist him when he had his magic green dildo.

Miekle · 10-13-2003, 08:41 AM

When he got there bundy was already at the door waiting for him.

torgone · 10-13-2003, 09:15 AM

He was waiting a long time, and had fallen asleep. The leprechaun took

paddyjoe · 10-13-2003, 09:17 AM

bundy by the ears, and gently but carefully lubed that special little place

Fly · 10-13-2003, 10:06 AM

,his left nostril.Then,what happened next was so bizzare,that bundy really

Fremen · 10-13-2003, 10:08 AM

thought about turning it over to his Siamese twin-sisters' mouth, which was the best

Midlandmadman · 10-13-2003, 11:14 AM

mouth in the south. But, He didn't turn it over in fact, he

paddyjoe · 10-13-2003, 12:57 PM

decided that the only person worthy of sharing it was his buddy Fremen.

Fly · 10-13-2003, 07:10 PM

Now after the leprechaun had his way with bundy and his sister,all

bundy · 10-13-2003, 09:15 PM

his attentions could be spent on magically separating bundy and his siamese twin

Chingal0 · 10-13-2003, 11:38 PM

who shortly after the magical operation, began a tapdancing tour across japan. The

bundy · 10-14-2003, 03:07 AM

Japanese adored him, and declared a national holiday in his honour. They named

Midlandmadman · 10-14-2003, 03:41 AM

the newly seperated dancing twins, Marykate and Ashley! Oh, the love they had.....

torgone · 10-14-2003, 11:14 AM

for Bosco. It puts hustle in your muscle. And we all know how

jimk · 10-14-2003, 12:57 PM

Marykate & Ashley are deserving of the MOST hustling muscle!! see their clothes?!? Lordy,

vermin · 10-14-2003, 05:37 PM

lordy, lordy. Visible nipple is a bold fashion statement no matter where you

bundy · 10-14-2003, 05:41 PM

stand on the whole under-age issue. Sadly someone infected Marykate and Ashley with

Fremen · 10-14-2003, 07:04 PM

a form of vampir virus that infects, usually, only one out of two

Midlandmadman · 10-15-2003, 05:37 AM

billion people. "I think the little skanks got what they deserved!" Paddyjoe said.

CryptikSoul · 10-15-2003, 08:07 AM

His head exploded soon after in a brilliant display of various sorts of

mb99usa · 10-15-2003, 08:23 AM

fireworks and sparkles. The body crumpled to the ground. A bright new day

paddyjoe · 10-15-2003, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CryptikSoul
His head exploded soon after in a brilliant display of various sorts of

Quote:

Originally posted by mb99usa
fireworks and sparkles. The body crumpled to the ground.

[FUCK......does this mean I'm dead!?!......c'mon, somebody bring me back!]

*sigh......alright, carry on...........

GSRIDER · 10-15-2003, 09:55 AM

dawned and the people woke up from the magic induced slumber that was

torgone · 10-15-2003, 09:56 AM

saw paddyjoe become the first artificial head transplant recipient. But he still couldn't

*edit*
Sorry, GSRIDER. I didn't refresh before posting.

Midlandmadman · 10-15-2003, 09:59 AM

speak french like he always wanted. The head they used came from a

Astrocloud · 10-15-2003, 11:36 AM

teenage prostitute who was renouned for his ability to suck on a big

GSRIDER · 10-15-2003, 11:37 AM

garganguan rubber fist molded from the hand stunt double of ron jeremy the....

paddyjoe · 10-15-2003, 11:40 AM

(Hoooraaaay, I Love You Guys)

Astrocloud · 10-15-2003, 11:43 AM

Prostitute also used to like it in the ass. But paddyjoe preferred taking

10-12-2003, 09:24 AM	#161 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	of.....get this......purple.Now this also made the silkworm appear to have __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-12-2003, 05:21 PM	#163 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	pairs of weird smelling jammies. Phil was ecstatic at the thought of this __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-12-2003, 11:27 PM	#164 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	silkworm, and so he decided to sell it on ebay. Finally it sold __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-12-2003, 11:52 PM	#165 (permalink)
CryptikSoul Tilted Location: Windsor, ON	for 2 dollars to an alien Elvis-impersonator who used it to seduce __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

10-13-2003, 12:25 AM	#166 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the cousin of that wabbit. Meanwhile, Flyman was daydreaming about rolling a fat __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-12-2003, 03:03 PM	#162 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	an extra rappid spinning rate so the could crank out a couple thousand . . .

10-13-2003, 12:27 AM	#167 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	green leprechaun into a blanket and throwing him into a tub of slimy

10-13-2003, 03:48 AM	#168 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	week old caviar. "I figure this little guy'll piss me out some Guinness

10-13-2003, 04:33 AM	#169 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	if he knows what's good for him." Meanwhile, the leprechaun packed his Lucky __________________ Google

10-13-2003, 04:56 AM	#170 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Green Dildo into his suitcase, crossed his arms, nodded his head and __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-13-2003, 05:06 AM	#171 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	said...."fuck this,i'm going to bundy's place."With suitcase in hand,he went.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-13-2003, 05:16 AM	#172 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	knowing that bundy couldn't resist him when he had his magic green dildo. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-13-2003, 08:41 AM	#173 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	When he got there bundy was already at the door waiting for him.

10-13-2003, 09:15 AM	#174 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	He was waiting a long time, and had fallen asleep. The leprechaun took __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-13-2003, 09:17 AM	#175 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bundy by the ears, and gently but carefully lubed that special little place Last edited by paddyjoe; 10-13-2003 at 09:20 AM..

10-13-2003, 10:06 AM	#176 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	,his left nostril.Then,what happened next was so bizzare,that bundy really __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-13-2003, 10:08 AM	#177 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	thought about turning it over to his Siamese twin-sisters' mouth, which was the best __________________ Google Last edited by Fremen; 10-13-2003 at 10:10 AM..

10-13-2003, 11:14 AM	#178 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	mouth in the south. But, He didn't turn it over in fact, he __________________ Its good to be back.

10-13-2003, 12:57 PM	#179 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	decided that the only person worthy of sharing it was his buddy Fremen.

10-13-2003, 07:10 PM	#180 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Now after the leprechaun had his way with bundy and his sister,all __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-13-2003, 09:15 PM	#181 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	his attentions could be spent on magically separating bundy and his siamese twin __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-13-2003, 11:38 PM	#182 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	who shortly after the magical operation, began a tapdancing tour across japan. The __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-14-2003, 03:07 AM	#183 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Japanese adored him, and declared a national holiday in his honour. They named __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-14-2003, 03:41 AM	#184 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	the newly seperated dancing twins, Marykate and Ashley! Oh, the love they had..... __________________ Its good to be back.

10-14-2003, 11:14 AM	#185 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	for Bosco. It puts hustle in your muscle. And we all know how __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-14-2003, 12:57 PM	#186 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	Marykate & Ashley are deserving of the MOST hustling muscle!! see their clothes?!? Lordy, __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-14-2003, 05:37 PM	#187 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	lordy, lordy. Visible nipple is a bold fashion statement no matter where you __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-14-2003, 05:41 PM	#188 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	stand on the whole under-age issue. Sadly someone infected Marykate and Ashley with __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-14-2003, 07:04 PM	#189 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	a form of vampir virus that infects, usually, only one out of two __________________ Google

10-15-2003, 05:37 AM	#190 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	billion people. "I think the little skanks got what they deserved!" Paddyjoe said. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-15-2003, 08:07 AM	#191 (permalink)
CryptikSoul Tilted Location: Windsor, ON	His head exploded soon after in a brilliant display of various sorts of __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

10-15-2003, 08:23 AM	#192 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	fireworks and sparkles. The body crumpled to the ground. A bright new day __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-15-2003, 09:55 AM	#194 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	dawned and the people woke up from the magic induced slumber that was __________________ No signature at this time.

10-15-2003, 09:56 AM	#195 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	saw paddyjoe become the first artificial head transplant recipient. But he still couldn't edit Sorry, GSRIDER. I didn't refresh before posting. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx Last edited by torgone; 10-15-2003 at 11:46 AM..

10-15-2003, 09:59 AM	#196 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	speak french like he always wanted. The head they used came from a __________________ Its good to be back.