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bundy · 11-12-2003, 10:03 PM

a small collection of frozen toes. Now that his surgery had healed, he

Chingal0 · 11-12-2003, 10:56 PM

frequently lubed himself with pudding and used his slip-n-slide as a magic carpet.

Astrocloud · 11-13-2003, 12:26 AM

This explained the frequent chocolate pudding baths and enemas -but it didn't explain

Fremen · 11-13-2003, 12:42 AM

why his pony always turned his rump away when he walked anywhere near

Fly · 11-13-2003, 08:40 PM

the pet sheep.which ,by the way was named lucy.Now the pony

Astrocloud · 11-13-2003, 11:50 PM

liked to be ridden but not in a conventional way. He rode it

Chingal0 · 11-14-2003, 02:01 AM

bareback with a candycane stirrup. The damn horse kept eating the candycanes so,

Fremen · 11-14-2003, 04:54 AM

bundys' siamese-twin sister, Moolag, decided the pony needed to be taught a lesson

torgone · 11-14-2003, 09:07 AM

in quantum mechanics, to help him prepare for final exams. The pony, however

Chingal0 · 11-14-2003, 11:47 PM

was Skeletor's sidekick of fury, and fought crime where there was no crime

Paeder · 11-15-2003, 02:11 AM

but the only crime at hand was the use of the pony itself ...

bundy · 11-15-2003, 05:31 AM

MoOlag, who was considering changing her name to Delta Goodrem, thought the pony

Chingal0 · 11-15-2003, 12:43 PM

was extremely sexy, and bought it chiclets nightly. The pony however, mutated into

bundy · 11-15-2003, 04:52 PM

another one of Giant Hamburgers evil simion minions. It grew fangs and talons

Fremen · 11-15-2003, 06:17 PM

and tried to jumpstart Moolags' azz but bundy switched around suddenly and said

torgone · 11-15-2003, 06:39 PM

"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo bitch!"

Astrocloud · 11-15-2003, 09:03 PM

-"I don't love 'em I fuck 'em, and Moolag is looking delicious.... Her

Fremen · 11-15-2003, 11:44 PM

brother was appalled at the thoughts that crossed his mind, but intrigued, too.

paddyjoe · 11-16-2003, 05:34 AM

"NO," screamed bundy, "that's just sick, besides, I could never cheat on flyman."

Fly · 11-16-2003, 05:41 AM

It's a good thing too....cuz flyman would be sooooooo pissed if bundy...

Astrocloud · 11-16-2003, 12:52 PM

rammed his thick juicy sirloin tip steak into Moolag's smallish yet round little

thenewguy · 11-16-2003, 02:12 PM

ear canal, which had an interesting way of grabbing onto flyman so that

bundy · 11-16-2003, 03:30 PM

all of their fans could enjoy this twisted, foul coupling. Kirsten Dunst

yall are totally twisted, you know that don´t you... imagine implying that i enjoy sex in my siamese twin sisters ear hole... wow, all i can think is wow...

Fremen · 11-16-2003, 06:05 PM

didst haveth a niceth racketh in Spider-Man. Gordon, flyman and bundy would definitely

Chingal0 · 11-16-2003, 06:26 PM

agree grandma got runover by a reindeer. "Christmas songs give me herpes

paddyjoe · 11-16-2003, 06:31 PM

lamented Fremen, "Not one of them mentions anything about moths." Meanwhile, Astrocloud was

Chingal0 · 11-16-2003, 06:55 PM

hunting koi with a broomstick. Unbeknownst to him, the trick to catching them

torgone · 11-16-2003, 07:04 PM

is getting their attention. With dynamite. Koi make good companions. They are very

Astrocloud · 11-16-2003, 07:29 PM

tasty companions, especially when sautéed in butter and fried up cajun style. Jedi

hy_ · 11-16-2003, 08:03 PM

ate too much and decided to suicide using a long silver plastic sword

Chingal0 · 11-16-2003, 09:52 PM

that made slashing sounds when ... slashed. "Salud!" Said the king crab from Istanbul..

thenewguy · 11-17-2003, 12:33 AM

as he slathered himself in thousand island dressing and ran headlong into the

bundy · 11-17-2003, 01:40 AM

open manhole in the middle of the street in the Lower East Side

Astrocloud · 11-17-2003, 03:20 AM

The "open manhole" was of course a male orifice. It belonged to a

paddyjoe · 11-17-2003, 04:30 AM

certain British Columbian known as 'flyman'. Now, this shady individual usually dressed in

Astrocloud · 11-17-2003, 12:51 PM

burlap bags since hemp clothing was ungodly expensive. He carried a device that

bundy · 11-17-2003, 09:02 PM

allowed him to seduce uncommonly attractive women such as Moolag and Cameron Diaz,

Chingal0 · 11-17-2003, 10:05 PM

but using the device made his elbow mutate into a pretzel. Being a

Fremen · 11-17-2003, 11:58 PM

paragon of cleanliness, flyman made Moolag and Cameron Diaz perform the Michigan Sling

bundy · 11-18-2003, 01:34 PM

completely lubed from head to toe (including bundy) in cooking oil, and inside

11-12-2003, 10:03 PM	#481 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	a small collection of frozen toes. Now that his surgery had healed, he __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-12-2003, 10:56 PM	#482 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	frequently lubed himself with pudding and used his slip-n-slide as a magic carpet. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-13-2003, 12:42 AM	#484 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	why his pony always turned his rump away when he walked anywhere near __________________ Google

11-13-2003, 08:40 PM	#485 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the pet sheep.which ,by the way was named lucy.Now the pony __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-14-2003, 02:01 AM	#487 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	bareback with a candycane stirrup. The damn horse kept eating the candycanes so, __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-13-2003, 12:26 AM	#483 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	This explained the frequent chocolate pudding baths and enemas -but it didn't explain

11-13-2003, 11:50 PM	#486 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	liked to be ridden but not in a conventional way. He rode it

11-14-2003, 04:54 AM	#488 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundys' siamese-twin sister, Moolag, decided the pony needed to be taught a lesson __________________ Google

11-14-2003, 09:07 AM	#489 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	in quantum mechanics, to help him prepare for final exams. The pony, however __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-14-2003, 11:47 PM	#490 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	was Skeletor's sidekick of fury, and fought crime where there was no crime __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-15-2003, 02:11 AM	#491 (permalink)
Paeder Upright Location: Hell???	but the only crime at hand was the use of the pony itself ... __________________ "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."----Henry David Thoreau

11-15-2003, 05:31 AM	#492 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	MoOlag, who was considering changing her name to Delta Goodrem, thought the pony __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-15-2003, 12:43 PM	#493 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	was extremely sexy, and bought it chiclets nightly. The pony however, mutated into __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-15-2003, 04:52 PM	#494 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	another one of Giant Hamburgers evil simion minions. It grew fangs and talons __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-15-2003, 06:17 PM	#495 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	and tried to jumpstart Moolags' azz but bundy switched around suddenly and said __________________ Google

11-15-2003, 06:39 PM	#496 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo bitch!" __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-15-2003, 09:03 PM	#497 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	-"I don't love 'em I fuck 'em, and Moolag is looking delicious.... Her

11-15-2003, 11:44 PM	#498 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	brother was appalled at the thoughts that crossed his mind, but intrigued, too. __________________ Google

11-16-2003, 05:34 AM	#499 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	"NO," screamed bundy, "that's just sick, besides, I could never cheat on flyman."

11-16-2003, 05:41 AM	#500 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	It's a good thing too....cuz flyman would be sooooooo pissed if bundy... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-16-2003, 12:52 PM	#501 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	rammed his thick juicy sirloin tip steak into Moolag's smallish yet round little

11-16-2003, 02:12 PM	#502 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	ear canal, which had an interesting way of grabbing onto flyman so that

11-16-2003, 03:30 PM	#503 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	all of their fans could enjoy this twisted, foul coupling. Kirsten Dunst yall are totally twisted, you know that don´t you... imagine implying that i enjoy sex in my siamese twin sisters ear hole... wow, all i can think is wow... __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-16-2003, 06:05 PM	#504 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	didst haveth a niceth racketh in Spider-Man. Gordon, flyman and bundy would definitely __________________ Google

11-16-2003, 06:26 PM	#505 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	agree grandma got runover by a reindeer. "Christmas songs give me herpes __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-16-2003, 06:31 PM	#506 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	lamented Fremen, "Not one of them mentions anything about moths." Meanwhile, Astrocloud was

11-16-2003, 06:55 PM	#507 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	hunting koi with a broomstick. Unbeknownst to him, the trick to catching them __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-16-2003, 07:04 PM	#508 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	is getting their attention. With dynamite. Koi make good companions. They are very __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-16-2003, 07:29 PM	#509 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	tasty companions, especially when sautéed in butter and fried up cajun style. Jedi

11-16-2003, 08:03 PM	#510 (permalink)
hy_ Crazy	ate too much and decided to suicide using a long silver plastic sword

11-16-2003, 09:52 PM	#511 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	that made slashing sounds when ... slashed. "Salud!" Said the king crab from Istanbul.. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-17-2003, 12:33 AM	#512 (permalink)
thenewguy Insane Location: West Coast, USA	as he slathered himself in thousand island dressing and ran headlong into the

11-17-2003, 01:40 AM	#513 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	open manhole in the middle of the street in the Lower East Side __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-17-2003, 03:20 AM	#514 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	The "open manhole" was of course a male orifice. It belonged to a

11-17-2003, 04:30 AM	#515 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	certain British Columbian known as 'flyman'. Now, this shady individual usually dressed in