uncle phil

the mixed one once tried jumped off the back steps holding an open container of flypaper...that's why her nose looks a little funny...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ch'i

Lady Sage

Chi is going to be the purple people eater for halloween

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Intense1

First one here, but here goes.

Lady Sage is going to dress up as a Right-Wing Evangelical Christian for Halloween.

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(none yet, still thinkin')

Ch'i

Intense1 knows the meaning of pain.

Lady Sage

Oh wow... a pagan dressing up like a christian..... frightening

Chi got the idea for his aforementioned halloween costume from watching someone pop a boil in a public bathroom.

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Ch'i

Lady Sage owns a parrot.

Lady Sage

And sometimes wishes she DIDNT!!!

Chi is trying to raise money to have plastic surgery to look like Bruce Lee

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Ch'i

Lady Sage recycles old jokes.

Lady Sage

Yeah, I am old what do you expect Fresh material?

Chi is up past his bedtime and should be punnished... where are all the dom women when you need them?

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Ch'i

Lady Sage once drowned a flownder.

mixedmedia

Ch'i once found enlightenment but it made his butt look big so he put it back.

777

MixedMedia is a Soduku addict. He's been robbing news stands across the city in search of more puzzles.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

SirLance

777, aka 21, aka LLL, is a gigolo who has thus far married 2,134 women over 80. He's been widowered and left large sums of money 2,133 times, and is currently shopping the black market for a succinylcholine overdose.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Zeraph

SL pretends to have been in the military because one time he got so drunk he had sex with a cactus. The resulting wounds he blames on shrapnel.

SirLance

While it's true that the Z is a young herpaphile, he is possesed by Bob Marley's spirit. This is why he often starts singing "Don't worry, be happy" at random intervals. Most recently, he was asked to leave a requiem mass because of this behavior.

He went to a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out the priest was possesed by the the spirit of Bunny Livingston, so the exorcism didn't work out too well.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

mixedmedia

SirLance doesn't realize that Don't Worry, Be Happy was actually recorded by Bobby McFerrin and not Bob Marley.

And in his spare time he knits fluorescent-colored jockstraps for the homeless.

SirLance

Hey, the homeless need jockstraps too!

Mixed remains blissfully unaware that Bob Marley's ghost working through Zeraph actually propagated the urban legend that he wrote the song.

But that's OK because Mixed is actually a Yugoslavian nun named Sister Shuster.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Ch'i

Sirlance, after losing a bet, must stick a quarter up his nose every time he hears the word "tamalé."



tamalé, tamalé, tamalé, tamalé.

Grasshopper Green

Chi burned all of his tastebuds off permanently after eating a very hot tamale. Everything tastes like cardboard and paper mache paste to him now.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

Lady Sage

Oh Chi what did you start?

Medusa heavily peppers his/her food because every thime he/she sneezes he/she has an orgasm.

Tamale Tamale Tamale Tamale.....

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

mixedmedia

Lady Sage is jealous of Medusa...and so am I.

Lady Sage

Tamale Tamale

Mixed gets turned on by the Llama song and runs around naked covered in cool-whip.... Thats just sick man!

Tamale Tamale...

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

777

Lady Sage has been stealing my lines

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

SirLance

And here's your change... ahhhhchooooooooooo!

Triple (6*2)+1's real name is Yorro. Oh, if only his mom had gone 1 more letter up the alphabet!

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Zeraph

SL thinks he is a necromancer so every day at dusk he jumps and dances around his old pet hamster's gravesite with a skull in each hand yelling at the top of his lungs "Speak to me spirits!".

777

Zeraph saw SirLance in action with his crystal ball. He's a diviner you know.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Lady Sage

777 peed himself the first time he went to a haunted house...

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Elphaba

When Lady Sage mentions Phyllis Dillar, we will all know the truth.

Zeraph

Halloween is the only day of the year Elphaba doesn't have to dress up!

uncle phil

Z fought the law and the law won...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

UP once lost an appendage in a horrid potato peeling incident...

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

mixedmedia

Lady Sage once stubbed her toe in a horrific clogging incident.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

mm lost her cookies while biking over the st. pete bridge...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Elphaba

Uncle stows a couple of cookies in his jammies for a midnight snack.

Lady Sage

Elph has nightmares about being chased by knife wielding cheese wheels...

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

SirLance

LS has been out of work for some time. Her high school career counselor advised her that there wasn't much demand for dinosaur trainers, but she just wouldn't listen.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Lady Sage

SL was that mean career counselor and he told all of us kids back in the day that all we would ever be good for was donating ourselves to science!

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Elphaba

Lady Sage offered to donate her "parts" to science, and was shocked when she learned...well, you know.

Lady Sage

OMG you said youd never tell!!!! In that case...

Elph once lost her nose after being kicked by a cow for pulling its tail... due to the fact that no human noses were available... the attached the nose of a collie!

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.