777

Ch'i sleeps with Nunchuks under his pillow.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Ch'i

777 will only eat chips upsidedown.

uncle phil

ch'i does not want an avatar...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Uncle Phil can't see Ch'i's avatar. This is because he is neither metaphysical nor unorthodox. He is, however, the little old lady with the biker voice in the identity theft commercials.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Elphaba

SirLance only gets motivated in the month of September...birth, marriage, first home...

The remaining 11 months are rather disappointing.

Ch'i

Elphaba turned me into a newt!

...well I got better....

Elphaba

Ch'i is delusional about the getting "better" part. A newt that does tricks is clever, but not better.

777

Elphaba caused a tornado to hurl a house from Kansas to land on her sister, the Witch of the East. They had a bitter sibling rivalry.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

mixedmedia

777's real name is 888.

Crack

Mixedmedia really only uses 1 media type. ogg vorbis. snob.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

pan6467

Crack wants to live life like his hero Sam Kinison......

The weird part is he chose to live the part where Sam was a Pentacostal preacher.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

777

Pan stole those sunglasses from a blind begger on the subway. The begger turned out to be an undercover cop. The rest just goes downhill from there.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

uncle phil

ol' numbers still needs help putting his feet into his sleeper-jammies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Uncle Phil is really a stripper in DesPlaines named Bambi Bambalona.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Ch'i

SirLance enjoys baby seal clubbing every Tuesday.

SirLance

Ch'i is really a dyslexic, narcissistic deutchlander.

His user name was actually supposed to be "Ich."

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Zeraph

SL is a grandmaster at hopscotch.

Lady Sage

Zeraph has a secret collection of rubber duckies that he squeaks while he showers and sings the "Rubber Duckie" song.

Ch'i

Lady Sage can juggle tic-tacs on her tounge.

777

Ch'i plans to be the next Bruce Lee. He meets with his plastic surgeon on the 21st.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Ch'i

777 ate nine.

Willravel

Ch'i just took the garbage out (I hope).

pan6467

Will, while pledging his frat.... femma gimme thi..... was told to dress as a woman and hit on the dean.

He did, but the flattery he recieved from the dean made him forget he wasn't really a female.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Willravel

Yes, that was a confusing night.

Pan imagines there's no chocolate,
it's easy if you try.

pan6467

Yes, I do.... mainly because when I have choclate Lady Sage eats it all.

Will has a secret crush on Elphaba's avatar. He's waiting for the titty board pics of her/it.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Elphaba

Naw, Will is just grateful that I returned to my "nice" witch avatar. "Bad" witch was giving him nightmares.

Speaking of nightmares...Pan is having a recurring dream that the greatest musician of all time, and one he worships, is Barry Manilow.

Willravel

It's a bit of both.

Actually, it reminds me of Carmen San Diego.

Elphaba is delighted to know that the lollipop guild does not condone the war in Iraq.

Ch'i

Willravel never had tea parties when he was young. Instead he courted a tribunal in order to ascertain the identity of his teddy bear's attacker.

Zeraph

Ch'i buys Curious George dolls and makes them not so curious anymore . . .

Lady Sage

Chi was the leader of the lollipop guild.

777

Lady Sage's avatar is a cat she kidnapped and is holding it for ransom. The avatar is proof the the cat is alive.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

uncle phil

ol' numbers still plays with lincoln logs...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Elphaba

And uncle is deadly serious about those golf numbers; no playing about it.

pan6467

Elph read a book once.

When she realized the book never told her why she needed to see Dick run... she sent letters to the publisher asking how dare they sell such pornography.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

paddyjoe

pan bought Ben Roethlisberger's bedpan on eBay. He wanted them to send it to him still full, but unfortunately the local HazMat team nixed the idea......

Lady Sage

*Sigh* tis true tis true and as you can see the cat has 'tude!

Paddy likes to go to local area nursing homes to meet women, however, he got banned from one last week for stealing panties.

uncle phil

LS encourages PJ to steal the old-timers' sleeper jammies and send them to her...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ch'i

uncle phil watched Alexander. He then proceeded to hurl Oliver Stone into the sun.

Lady Sage

What can I say?? Sleeper jammies are soooooooo warm and comfy and winter is coming... Where I live it can be temperate like fall/spring all winter or it can lay a smack down on you.

Chi is really short for Chiapet. A nic name Chi once earned because he still believes if he eats seeds they will grow in his stomach and he will start sprouting vegetation from every pore.

Grasshopper Green

Lady Sage's real name is really Lady Bay Leaf, but that doesn't slide off the tongue very well.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa