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uncle phil · 02-01-2006, 05:25 PM

kramus had a chance to purchase a pair, personally signed by me, in rochester this past summer but declined due to the fact that his hands were tied up un MEGA-rolls of toilet paper...

kramus · 02-01-2006, 07:24 PM

There are times when Uncle Phil loses his humanity

O god - the visual . . .

Fremen · 02-01-2006, 08:34 PM

kramus and uncle phil washed each others' balls at the ckin' clubhouse last summer.

kramus · 02-02-2006, 01:18 AM

Fremen was the freelance towel boy at that washing. His cheery voice asking "Pat your balls, sir?" is oft-heard at golf courses and bus stations alike.

Poppinjay · 02-02-2006, 05:30 AM

kramus graduated Oftus Cum Loude at the local Catholic girls school.

uncle phil · 02-02-2006, 03:42 PM

pop didn't ask a question in his last post in the "interview" thread...(it's true, i swear to rudy...)

SirLance · 02-07-2006, 10:30 AM

Phil is the inventor of everclear.

uncle phil · 02-07-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLance

Phil is the inventor of everclear.

...and i distilled it from your saliva...

Fremen · 02-08-2006, 07:36 PM

uncle p likes to stuff currency down his sleeper jammies so he can get the whole "stripper" experience down pat.

Poppinjay · 02-09-2006, 07:52 AM

Fremen stalked Sigmund the Seamonster. When he found out it was a costumed character, he stalked Scotty and Johnny. Now Sigmund the seamonster and Scotty and Johnny are dead.

SirLance · 02-09-2006, 08:11 AM

Poppinjay is addicted to vidalia onions. He eats 'em for every meal, smokes 'em in his pipe, and -- this is really disgusting -- carves them into sex toys!

Daoust · 02-09-2006, 09:27 AM

Sir Lance secretly wishes his ears were hairier and fatter, and he wishes he could get international recognition for them, or at least be on the Guiness Book Of Records TV show.

NoSoup · 02-09-2006, 02:10 PM

Daoust is twenty-seven years old and was raised in a strong two parent home.
He lives in Canada and cannot fluently speak french.

He is an avid television watcher - he is a fan of Scrubs, Survivor, and Lost. He also watches quite a few movies, Requim for a Dream struck a deep chord in him. He also watches football, and is learning to play guitar. He is a fan of Sarah Harmer and a self proclaimed "Dead Head." He also has strong opinions when it comes to politics and religion.

He owns a Toyota Echo, and got into an accident with it near Christmas. He didn't want to purchase the vehicle, but his wife did.

He as a little girl and has another child on the way. He believes in spanking his children.

He works part time as an public elementary school teacher, and feels as though he's a failure because he isn't able to fully support his family.

He is married, but thinks about cheating on his wife constantly. He has had sex both in a car and outside. When he has an orgasm, he is quiet. His wife will not have anal sex with him. He seldom thinks about his wife when he as sex with her.

It is possible, perhaps likely, that he is addicted to porn. He looks at it at work often, even though if he is caught it may cost him his job.

Some people may also view him as hypocritical, as his pet peeve is people that worry about offending others too much, says that he is callous, but then has issues with other people utilizing the word "retarded" on someone who is, in fact, retarded.

Daoust · 02-09-2006, 03:57 PM

Those aren't deep or dark secrets... except that I'm addicted to porn.

NoSoup spends 23.5 hours a day researching information about Daoust.

uncle phil · 02-09-2006, 05:41 PM

daoust was born in newfoundland...

Fremen · 02-10-2006, 12:34 AM

uncle p tried out for the role of Ty Webb in Caddyshack back in the late 70's, but he kept getting offered the role of Carl Spackler instead.
He said, "Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh....."

SirLance · 02-10-2006, 06:35 AM

Fremen, however, played the groundhog. He had to have massive reconstructive surgery to fit the costume.

ariekitten · 02-10-2006, 07:12 AM

SirLance is really a rhemus monkey who escaped from a lab, posing as a human internet user.

Poppinjay · 02-10-2006, 08:20 AM

arielkitten is repsonsible for a third of the world's morning wood.

SirLance · 02-10-2006, 08:49 AM

Poppinjay applied for the positon of "fluffer" at the ski jump competition in Torino.

uncle phil · 02-10-2006, 12:53 PM

...and sirlance thinks the word "fluffer" means someone who fluffs up the snow for the downhill racers...

Fremen · 02-10-2006, 06:36 PM

uncle p knows the real definition, because of his use of several fluffers in his porno days back in the 70's.

ariekitten · 02-12-2006, 12:52 AM

fremen has a fetish for 70's porn featuring uncle phil.

uncle phil · 02-13-2006, 02:23 PM

arie sneaks up to OK for a little "action" on alternate weekends...

SirLance · 02-13-2006, 02:32 PM

...however, Phil ran out of viagra and Arie couldn't get no satisfaction...

uncle phil · 02-14-2006, 01:39 PM

the lance feeds viagra to stray dogs just to see what they do afterwards...

Poppinjay · 02-14-2006, 01:53 PM

You know the "funny" uncle that Ann Landers used to refer to as a euphamism for pedophile?

That's all I'm saying about that.

Fremen · 02-14-2006, 06:02 PM

Pop couldn't find the backflap in his pair of sleeper jammies.

uncle phil · 02-15-2006, 05:47 PM

...'cause fre cut off the buttons...('ckin' sadist...)

Dragonknight · 02-20-2006, 07:40 AM

Uncle phil's dream job is to "help" donkey's with blue balls get over there blue stage. He collects the biproduct to make milk shakes to take to church parties.

SirLance · 02-20-2006, 07:41 AM

Dragonknight likes to dress transgender and dance up and down the aisles of city buses.

Fremen · 02-20-2006, 05:42 PM

SirLance suspects his johnson of fucking behind his back.

uncle phil · 02-20-2006, 06:37 PM

fre is...still, just...fre...

paddyjoe · 02-21-2006, 04:32 AM

Super moderator phil would love to moderate Fremen, but only while he's naked.

Fly · 02-21-2006, 04:39 AM

joe likes to have his buddies mothers give him a little tappy-tap on his backside.

Poppinjay · 02-21-2006, 05:25 AM

flyman collects troll dolls.

uncle phil · 02-22-2006, 02:41 PM

pop still doggy-paddles in the pool...

SirLance · 02-22-2006, 03:30 PM

Phil loves doggy-style with his doggie!

Fremen · 02-22-2006, 08:03 PM

SirLance wraps his lance in plastic wrap every night at bedtime.

Poppinjay · 02-23-2006, 07:00 AM

Fremen watches America's Most Wanted just to see where he is on the list.

02-01-2006, 05:25 PM	#6761 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kramus had a chance to purchase a pair, personally signed by me, in rochester this past summer but declined due to the fact that his hands were tied up un MEGA-rolls of toilet paper... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-01-2006, 07:24 PM	#6762 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	There are times when Uncle Phil loses his humanity O god - the visual . . . __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

02-01-2006, 08:34 PM	#6763 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kramus and uncle phil washed each others' balls at the ckin' clubhouse last summer. __________________ Google

02-02-2006, 01:18 AM	#6764 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Fremen was the freelance towel boy at that washing. His cheery voice asking "Pat your balls, sir?" is oft-heard at golf courses and bus stations alike. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

02-02-2006, 05:30 AM	#6765 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	kramus graduated Oftus Cum Loude at the local Catholic girls school. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

02-02-2006, 03:42 PM	#6766 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop didn't ask a question in his last post in the "interview" thread...(it's true, i swear to rudy...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-07-2006, 10:30 AM	#6767 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Phil is the inventor of everclear. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-08-2006, 07:36 PM	#6769 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p likes to stuff currency down his sleeper jammies so he can get the whole "stripper" experience down pat. __________________ Google

02-09-2006, 07:52 AM	#6770 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Fremen stalked Sigmund the Seamonster. When he found out it was a costumed character, he stalked Scotty and Johnny. Now Sigmund the seamonster and Scotty and Johnny are dead. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

02-09-2006, 08:11 AM	#6771 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay is addicted to vidalia onions. He eats 'em for every meal, smokes 'em in his pipe, and -- this is really disgusting -- carves them into sex toys! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-09-2006, 09:27 AM	#6772 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Sir Lance secretly wishes his ears were hairier and fatter, and he wishes he could get international recognition for them, or at least be on the Guiness Book Of Records TV show. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-09-2006, 02:10 PM	#6773 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Daoust is twenty-seven years old and was raised in a strong two parent home. He lives in Canada and cannot fluently speak french. He is an avid television watcher - he is a fan of Scrubs, Survivor, and Lost. He also watches quite a few movies, Requim for a Dream struck a deep chord in him. He also watches football, and is learning to play guitar. He is a fan of Sarah Harmer and a self proclaimed "Dead Head." He also has strong opinions when it comes to politics and religion. He owns a Toyota Echo, and got into an accident with it near Christmas. He didn't want to purchase the vehicle, but his wife did. He as a little girl and has another child on the way. He believes in spanking his children. He works part time as an public elementary school teacher, and feels as though he's a failure because he isn't able to fully support his family. He is married, but thinks about cheating on his wife constantly. He has had sex both in a car and outside. When he has an orgasm, he is quiet. His wife will not have anal sex with him. He seldom thinks about his wife when he as sex with her. It is possible, perhaps likely, that he is addicted to porn. He looks at it at work often, even though if he is caught it may cost him his job. Some people may also view him as hypocritical, as his pet peeve is people that worry about offending others too much, says that he is callous, but then has issues with other people utilizing the word "retarded" on someone who is, in fact, retarded. __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering... Last edited by NoSoup; 02-09-2006 at 02:14 PM..

02-09-2006, 03:57 PM	#6774 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Those aren't deep or dark secrets... except that I'm addicted to porn. NoSoup spends 23.5 hours a day researching information about Daoust. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-09-2006, 05:41 PM	#6775 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	daoust was born in newfoundland... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-10-2006, 12:34 AM	#6776 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p tried out for the role of Ty Webb in Caddyshack back in the late 70's, but he kept getting offered the role of Carl Spackler instead. He said, "Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh....." __________________ Google

02-10-2006, 07:12 AM	#6778 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	SirLance is really a rhemus monkey who escaped from a lab, posing as a human internet user. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

02-12-2006, 12:52 AM	#6783 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	fremen has a fetish for 70's porn featuring uncle phil. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

02-10-2006, 06:35 AM	#6777 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fremen, however, played the groundhog. He had to have massive reconstructive surgery to fit the costume. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-10-2006, 08:20 AM	#6779 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	arielkitten is repsonsible for a third of the world's morning wood. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

02-10-2006, 08:49 AM	#6780 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay applied for the positon of "fluffer" at the ski jump competition in Torino. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-10-2006, 12:53 PM	#6781 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...and sirlance thinks the word "fluffer" means someone who fluffs up the snow for the downhill racers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-10-2006, 06:36 PM	#6782 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p knows the real definition, because of his use of several fluffers in his porno days back in the 70's. __________________ Google

02-13-2006, 02:23 PM	#6784 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	arie sneaks up to OK for a little "action" on alternate weekends... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-13-2006, 02:32 PM	#6785 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	...however, Phil ran out of viagra and Arie couldn't get no satisfaction... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-14-2006, 01:39 PM	#6786 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the lance feeds viagra to stray dogs just to see what they do afterwards... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-14-2006, 01:53 PM	#6787 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	You know the "funny" uncle that Ann Landers used to refer to as a euphamism for pedophile? That's all I'm saying about that. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

02-14-2006, 06:02 PM	#6788 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Pop couldn't find the backflap in his pair of sleeper jammies. __________________ Google

02-15-2006, 05:47 PM	#6789 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...'cause fre cut off the buttons...('ckin' sadist...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-20-2006, 07:40 AM	#6790 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	Uncle phil's dream job is to "help" donkey's with blue balls get over there blue stage. He collects the biproduct to make milk shakes to take to church parties. __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

02-20-2006, 07:41 AM	#6791 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Dragonknight likes to dress transgender and dance up and down the aisles of city buses. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-20-2006, 05:42 PM	#6792 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance suspects his johnson of fucking behind his back. __________________ Google

02-20-2006, 06:37 PM	#6793 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre is...still, just...fre... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-21-2006, 04:32 AM	#6794 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Super moderator phil would love to moderate Fremen, but only while he's naked.

02-21-2006, 04:39 AM	#6795 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe likes to have his buddies mothers give him a little tappy-tap on his backside. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-21-2006, 05:25 AM	#6796 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	flyman collects troll dolls. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

02-22-2006, 02:41 PM	#6797 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop still doggy-paddles in the pool... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-22-2006, 03:30 PM	#6798 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Phil loves doggy-style with his doggie! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.