A flow is produced, tampons please...

Phases of the moon,
We all surely feel their pull.
Some more than others.

The tide is now high
The moon has now made it so
Up now comes the sea

The sea, our mother,
She flows still within our veins,
Oh, to be swimming.

Nope, I just Ctrl-V'd....

Was there video?
Was there anything good then?
Tell me more, will you?

I don't know who V is, but I want to control him!

I'd control V too
If I knew of it even:
They're laughing at us.

They are, and laughing hard.

Belly laughs are good.
I enjoy producing them.
As I can't touch you...

I'm sure your wife can assist. :)

But would she, could she?
Heh, I'm thinking way no way.
Being here is bad.....

Oh it's bad all right.

You make me crazy,
maybe not all purposeful.
What else can there be?

There is nothing else. TFP is it.

I'm disagreeing.
There is surely other stuff.
But where can it be?

On TFP. Duh.

Yorkshire Air Ambulance

Ctrl-V...... AGAIN!

why would I have this?
Would Top Gear presenter
be in the search?

.

Richard Hammond?

If the thread must grow,
by whatever means it could,
it might be all good.

Onion blackberry tart. Mmm that's yummy.

Bleu cheese and raspberry salad. Strangely delicious.

Hey that one actually sounds tasty. Doesn't count.

vegemite sammich. Yummy.

And he said, I come from a land down under...

This thread is too long. We should start the Longest Thread Ever Part 2.

where women glow and men blunder; can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

I'm lost. If I'm correct, this thread has grown considerably since my last presence. I better get serious here.

BLASPHEMY!

where's ya been, drummer man?

You been drummin'?

Sadly, I can't bring my drums to college due to noise/space issues. So, no I haven't been drummin'. To be honest, I've been playing video games, and studying.

Freaking noise issues,
Some people like to complain
Way too much, it seems.

I hear practise pads are the way forward.

Bummer for the drummer, Biznatch.

What video games ya been playin' whilst ya ain't been playin'?

Oh, video games!
The sons both have collections.
I never play them.

(No offense to afficionadoes.)

I don't play video games either.

A poser, Sharon:
If haikus could be peaceful,
vi'lence comes from where?

"Vi-lence" sounds like a corruption of "violence". Perhaps it's Ebonics.

Ebonics sucketh;
something made it up, eh?
You left a vow'l out!

(to make it fit)

That's horrific, you're massacring (how that fuck do you spell that!) words to fit into your haiku. Bad crazymodern, bad bad crazymodern!

Daniela Cicarelli

You said Ebonics,
and you capitalized it!
I'm not really bad...

You are. Admit it.

You demand, I will!
I might be evil, also,
but I don't think so.

Practice pads are depressing. I use them to keep from rusting up, but they're no fun.
Video games, you say?
Wii: I just finished Zelda: Twilight Princess, and have been playing quite a bit of Wii Sports.
Other than that,
PC: CS:Source, Half Life, HL2, HL2 Deathmatch, Day of Defeat: Source, UT2004, Dungeon Keeper, Sim City, Transport Tycoon, emulator ROMs for Metal gear 1 and 2...
PS2: Shadow of the Colossus, the GTAs, Spiderman 2, Burnout 2, MGS 1 2 and 3...more..
N64: Zelda (ocarina of time), 007 Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Super Mario 64, San Francisco Rush
The SNES: Mario Kart, Zelda: Link to the past, Super Mario World, Fifa Soccer, Spiderman, Donkey Kong, Aladdin...
NES: Tetris, Mario 1/duck hunt, 2, 3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Chessmaster..
GB: Tetris, Batman Forever, Wario, Pokemon(blue version)..
I forgot so many. But yeah, those are some of my favorite games.

Damnvideogames
Howmuchmoneythey'remaking
andtimethey'recosting.

Apologies,Z

massacre mas·sa·cre Pronunciation (ms-kr)
n.
1. The act or an instance of killing a large number of humans indiscriminately and cruelly.
2. The slaughter of a large number of animals.
3. Informal A severe defeat, as in a sports event.
tr.v. mas·sa·cred (-krd), mas·sa·cring (-krng, -kr-ng), mas·sa·cres
1. To kill indiscriminately and wantonly; slaughter.
2. Informal To defeat decisively.
3. Informal To botch; bungle: massacred the French language trying to order dinner.

Video games will one day replace reality. And whether it's a good thing or not, be prepared!

well just as long as it don't have commercials.....

Actually some video games do have advertising in them. Can't live without em, even if you're not really living, apparently.

Biddeford, devon

Ooh it was massacring. Learnt something new today.

Johnson space center

Amarillo, Texas

The Cork



Two friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their tennis game in Melbourne , when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.


If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my arse."

"I do not understand," said the other.


The first man says, "I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over this fucking oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old bloke wrapped in an Australian Flag, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."


So I said......, "No shit?"

.

wow, it has a little over two weeks and this is page 147, very nice. so i will try to add something every day

Around in circles,
dizzily nauseating,
yet it exhilarates.

Zook - you need to post that in Tilted Humour.

Do I have to? What If I don't? :confused: :D :D

The world will miss out!

Oh well in that case.......

In many cases,
the patient can't realize
what their problem is.

No I meant, case of beer

Beer is proof that god
loves us and wants us happy
-Benjamin Franklin

Stade Olympique

The coliseum
was perverted not at first
but it got that way.

heh-more massacring.

Byzantium Productions

...were more primitive,
yet more imaginative.
Their future's better?

Byzance? ou Constantinople? ou Istanbul?
Ville de tant de croyances, chretiennes ou musulmanes.

What's up with the French?
I thought this thread was English,
Oh, yeah, whatever!

(Did I type that out loud?)

never heard a thing....

My tiny mind eased,
Now I can sleep peacefully.
Except there's more work...

Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Run into something?
The faster your car goes the
faster you get there.

used the "email this ad to a friend option" on Trading Post Auto to send you the following message and classified ad from our website.

Rolling on the floor
with my girlfriend and my dog
Laughing my ass off!

Ourcrazymodern, there's no way you come up with a haiku every single time. I'm sure you use some online translating service, similar to the AOLer translator, that says whatever you wanna say, in a haiku.
That or you pay someone.

Do you think?
I'm not sure
Surely, not?

Haikus are easy
Count the syllables out loud
And it all comes clear

Je passe enormement de temps au Tilted Forum Project.

I'm making them up,
I promise you, sir biznatch,
As we go along!:)

I cannot understand the big deal...


5881

You don't understand?
I find that hard to believe,
but I am trusting.

Why, thank you.
That's very understanding...
Of you.

My first son tells me
that three-five-three haikus are
much more challenging.

-Should I switch to those to grow this thread some more?

OOh please do tell... anything for the enlargenment of this thread.

Enlargement
Escapes me often.
But not here.

as if I
wanted something else,
it was not.

Another
must follow the first
as if proof.

Apparently it snowed here in London - I pretty much missed it.

R u a Londoner?

How about those storms last week!

My bro is working in Aberdeen. got a house near Gatwick airport.
I was talking to him tonight on Skype. He said the temp was gonna be 4 degrees C.
38 Degrees here :)

.

Aberdeen
in South Dakota
is a town...

(massacring)

three-five-three
harder than normal?
i concur

I'm actually from Woking, but I do stay in London for part of the week.

London wasn't so bad, it was worse elsewhere.

Aberdeen is a cryogenic abnormality in these isles...

Huddled together,
Feeding off each other's angst
They grow more anxious.

Haikus rock,
Even shorter ones...
Ones like this.

Syllables:
First three, and then five
And then three.