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Good work guys,
On all the haikus They're worth lolz |
Working hard
Counting syllables And sweating. |
Stop sweating
It's not all that hard... Let it flow |
I enjoy
Writing all of these No sweating |
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Is it a England/Scotland rivally thing, like what Assies and New Zealand enjoy? BTW, I meant he has a house near Gatwick, but is away working in Aberdeen.... City of Woking England. a thriving regional centre, a cosmopolitan community, the home of major business names, excellent transport links by road, ... |
Yeah,well, no sweating,
I was kidding. Blue collars Often sweat at work! |
Blue collars?
absorbs heat blue does try white ones! |
a haiku
written by yoda? quite awesome |
Surprized, yes!
Amazing changes surround us! |
i say lol
to all the haikus more, i say |
LOL
LOLOL LOL |
close, but you need more
LOL is but one syllable Add 2 more to each |
Another nice one,
although not made of real words, I'm laughing out loud. Damn, Shadow_fire beat me.:thumbsup: |
back to the real way
five seven five, nice touche i believe it rhymed |
Three's not real,
as real as five gets? Or seven? |
I believe, at first
twas five seven five silly three five three? absurd |
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L.O.L L.O.L.O.L L.O.L . |
I apologize sir
I didn't realize that Good work then my friend GREAT SCOTT in the first I had six instead of five Far too many, yes? |
Then he made
another error, as I do. The thread grows, also, as if from spores, or maybe by osmosis, yes? |
Thats Ok
No really, it's fine don't sweat it but yes you did.... |
See how you are, sir?
I suspected you liked it, although it's bizarre. |
Haiku sins bring wrath
The judgement of a forum Awaits offenders. |
As if it's sinning,
here's another way bad one; what vi'lence, haiku. |
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I left a message prior page. |
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Ah yes the joys of my beloved Woking town. |
Osmosis say you?
Craziness comes from your lips I mean your keyboard |
Osmosis,
a natural thing. But keyboards? |
Keyboards yes
You know, they type things Good to own |
Even if they are,
they might be perverting us. ...like our parents did. |
my parents you say?
They are quite hopelessly square My older brothers... |
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haikus are,
it appears, essential for this thread |
i would agree, yes
but instead i will say not true Just because I'm dumb |
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OMGWTFLOL!!11!oneone
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I know! fantastic isn't it! |
Fantastic,
It is as it does, A good thing! |
#5938. Hello everyone!
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I...I don't understand what is funny...can someone like...explain please?
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Funny is one thing
to one person, another to another one. Sometimes when I laugh, Others look at me strangely, As if I'm insane. |
But you are insane. That's a given. Hell it's in your name
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Crazy or insane?
Is there a difference, hmm? I think there might be |
Semantics.
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Semantic, maybe
Still a good question to ask At least I think so |
I think there might be
Diff'rent meanings for us all, Insanity varies. Your question I appreciate; I hear you! |
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No way, sir!
What you are doing grows the thread... um...thankyou? |
espera que me quite la ropa
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No! no puedo eperar! Quitate la ropa ahora mismo, Zook!
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I dissagree, my friend..... I think
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I wish I knew another language!
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Maine-coon on the couch,
Alien dog on my bed, All's well with the world. |
Good morning to you,
Ourcrazymodern I needed your help somewhere else. |
I'd help if I could
I didn't hear you calling! What trouble was there? |
Big trouble. Little China.
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Read Slapstick,
A very good book, Vonnegut. |
And now you turned up when I needed someopne else.... Bugger.... hehehe
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What's wrong with him?!
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I been posting in "predict" when I can't post here due to the double post rule....
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...55#post2187355 |
All is fair in Iowa as we prepare for the visit of the Hillary.
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You mean future President Clinton?
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Hillary,
I respect her, still I wonder. |
5964.... ever so slowly....
Message to Sillygirl I started a thread using the same topic that someone else already had.... but it was too late to delete it, so I changed it to "worlds shortest....) you know the rest.... Then when you said about locking it I searched and found out how, and did.... See I told ya it was boring.... TTFN . |
At variable rates
This enviable thread grows. A thing of beauty. |
Randomness:
One thing, another... Fuck knows why. |
It's all connected
How can it be random if It's all related? |
Related?
Randomness says no, Not at all. |
Randomness says yes,
Can't you see to everything? Related, we are. |
Blue apples.
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They sound delicious
There's a problem, however, There is no such thing. |
Blue balls. There is such a thing. And some people, somewhere, have them apple sized.
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Apple size blue balls? Imagine what the penis would be like!!!!! :crazy:
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See how you are, ma'am?
See how this thread is turning? A wrong direction. ...I had better stuff for you... |
Fine, I'll clean it up. I love rabbits. Fluffy animals. So cute and innocent!
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As if they could be,
they smile and wave 'bye They try to be wrong. |
I don't get it. That's a pretty cryptic haiku.
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But necessary, yes?
Otherwise knowing fails us and outwards we drift. It's another one, double-posted, auto-merged! Society rocks. |
A Rabbit, you say? Way to tone it down, Sharon!
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MMMM rabbits... taste good. I wonder if they get blue balls?
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Rabbits are completely innocent creatures. It's not like they have sex a lot or anything.
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In one year, a doe can produce more than 20 offspring and many of these will breed themselves when only 4 months old.
Rabbits have a gestation period (time between mating and birth) of 28 - 31 days. |
Breeding at 4 months old? Can anyone say jailbait...
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Playboy bunnies rock.
Rabbits sound like machine guns When they are mating. |
Playboy bunnies look really glamourous - it was only that other thread with the tell-all that has kind of ruined it for me.
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Ruination.
The death of dreams and advancement. |
Bought a car for my daughter today.
1998 Hyundai. 5 grand |
You good little daddy you.
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Now, indeed,
I admire you more, You good dad! |
** innocent voice **
Daddy, I've been a reeeeeal goooood girl... don't spank me, ok? |
"I wasn't that bad,
I didn't mean to do it, I'll be better now!" (I love you, daddy!) Abandoned Just silence remains Responding. |
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now this is interesting..... Sharon pretenting not to wanting a spanking |
Wanting a spanking
Might not hurt either party If both wanted it. |
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! |
One last one
"ere going to sleep: Yes, yes yes! (I hope I don't have bad dreams!) |
We need to buy a TFP paddle.
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Tilted Paddle Project?
Such an awesome idea deserves a spanking. |
You get one, and I'll bend over your knee and beg you for mercy, how's that.
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I'll HOLD you to that!!!!! :)
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You might have to hold me down. ;)
Post number 6000! Wooohooo!!! |
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