Good work guys,
On all the haikus
They're worth lolz

Working hard
Counting syllables
And sweating.

Stop sweating
It's not all that hard...
Let it flow

I enjoy
Writing all of these
No sweating

why do you say that?
Is it a England/Scotland rivally thing, like what Assies and New Zealand enjoy?

BTW, I meant he has a house near Gatwick, but is away working in Aberdeen....

City of Woking England. a thriving regional centre, a cosmopolitan community, the home of major business names, excellent transport links by road, ...

Yeah,well, no sweating,
I was kidding. Blue collars
Often sweat at work!

Blue collars?
absorbs heat blue does
try white ones!

a haiku
written by yoda?
quite awesome

Surprized, yes!
Amazing changes
surround us!

i say lol
to all the haikus
more, i say

LOL
LOLOL
LOL

close, but you need more
LOL is but one syllable
Add 2 more to each

Another nice one,
although not made of real words,
I'm laughing out loud.

Damn, Shadow_fire beat me.:thumbsup:

back to the real way
five seven five, nice touche
i believe it rhymed

Three's not real,
as real as five gets?
Or seven?

I believe, at first
twas five seven five silly
three five three? absurd

L.O.L
L.O.L.O.L
L.O.L


.

I apologize sir
I didn't realize that
Good work then my friend

GREAT SCOTT in the first
I had six instead of five
Far too many, yes?

Then he made
another error,
as I do.

The thread grows, also,
as if from spores, or maybe
by osmosis, yes?

Thats Ok
No really, it's fine
don't sweat it


but yes you did....

See how you are, sir?
I suspected you liked it,
although it's bizarre.

Haiku sins bring wrath
The judgement of a forum
Awaits offenders.

As if it's sinning,
here's another way bad one;
what vi'lence, haiku.

You are up!
I left a message
prior page.

No it's not a rivalry thing - Aberdeen just always appears to be colder than the rest of the country. See any British weather summary.

Ah yes the joys of my beloved Woking town.

Osmosis say you?
Craziness comes from your lips
I mean your keyboard

Osmosis,
a natural thing.
But keyboards?

Keyboards yes
You know, they type things
Good to own

Even if they are,
they might be perverting us.
...like our parents did.

my parents you say?
They are quite hopelessly square
My older brothers...

haikus are,
it appears, essential
for this thread

i would agree, yes
but instead i will say not true
Just because I'm dumb

OMGWTFLOL!!11!oneone

I know! fantastic isn't it!

Fantastic,
It is as it does,
A good thing!

#5938. Hello everyone!

I...I don't understand what is funny...can someone like...explain please?

Funny is one thing
to one person, another
to another one.

Sometimes when I laugh,
Others look at me strangely,
As if I'm insane.

But you are insane. That's a given. Hell it's in your name

Crazy or insane?
Is there a difference, hmm?
I think there might be

Semantics.

Semantic, maybe
Still a good question to ask
At least I think so

I think there might be
Diff'rent meanings for us all,
Insanity varies.

Your question
I appreciate;
I hear you!

No way, sir!
What you are doing
grows the thread...

um...thankyou?

espera que me quite la ropa

No! no puedo eperar! Quitate la ropa ahora mismo, Zook!

I dissagree, my friend..... I think

I wish I knew another language!

Maine-coon on the couch,
Alien dog on my bed,
All's well with the world.

Good morning to you,
Ourcrazymodern I needed
your help somewhere else.

I'd help if I could
I didn't hear you calling!
What trouble was there?

Big trouble. Little China.

Read Slapstick,
A very good book,
Vonnegut.

And now you turned up when I needed someopne else.... Bugger.... hehehe

What's wrong with him?!

I been posting in "predict" when I can't post here due to the double post rule....
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...55#post2187355

All is fair in Iowa as we prepare for the visit of the Hillary.

You mean future President Clinton?

Hillary,
I respect her, still
I wonder.

5964.... ever so slowly....


Message to Sillygirl

I started a thread using the same topic that someone else already had.... but it was too late to delete it, so I changed it to "worlds shortest....) you know the rest....
Then when you said about locking it I searched and found out how, and did....

See I told ya it was boring....

TTFN

.

At variable rates
This enviable thread grows.
A thing of beauty.

Randomness:
One thing, another...
Fuck knows why.

It's all connected
How can it be random if
It's all related?

Related?
Randomness says no,
Not at all.

Randomness says yes,
Can't you see to everything?
Related, we are.

Blue apples.

They sound delicious
There's a problem, however,
There is no such thing.

Blue balls. There is such a thing. And some people, somewhere, have them apple sized.

Apple size blue balls? Imagine what the penis would be like!!!!! :crazy:

See how you are, ma'am?
See how this thread is turning?
A wrong direction.

...I had better stuff for you...

Fine, I'll clean it up. I love rabbits. Fluffy animals. So cute and innocent!

As if they could be,
they smile and wave 'bye
They try to be wrong.

I don't get it. That's a pretty cryptic haiku.

But necessary, yes?
Otherwise knowing fails us
and outwards we drift.

It's another one,
double-posted, auto-merged!
Society rocks.

A Rabbit, you say? Way to tone it down, Sharon!

MMMM rabbits... taste good. I wonder if they get blue balls?

Rabbits are completely innocent creatures. It's not like they have sex a lot or anything.

In one year, a doe can produce more than 20 offspring and many of these will breed themselves when only 4 months old.

Rabbits have a gestation period (time between mating and birth) of 28 - 31 days.

Breeding at 4 months old? Can anyone say jailbait...

Playboy bunnies rock.
Rabbits sound like machine guns
When they are mating.

Playboy bunnies look really glamourous - it was only that other thread with the tell-all that has kind of ruined it for me.

Ruination.
The death of dreams and
advancement.

Bought a car for my daughter today.

1998 Hyundai.
5 grand

You good little daddy you.

Now, indeed,
I admire you more,
You good dad!

** innocent voice **

Daddy, I've been a reeeeeal goooood girl... don't spank me, ok?

"I wasn't that bad,
I didn't mean to do it,
I'll be better now!"

(I love you, daddy!)

Abandoned
Just silence remains
Responding.

now this is interesting..... Sharon pretenting not to wanting a spanking

Wanting a spanking
Might not hurt either party
If both wanted it.

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

One last one
"ere going to sleep:
Yes, yes yes!

(I hope I don't have bad dreams!)

We need to buy a TFP paddle.

Tilted Paddle Project?
Such an awesome idea deserves a spanking.

You get one, and I'll bend over your knee and beg you for mercy, how's that.

I'll HOLD you to that!!!!! :)

You might have to hold me down. ;)

Post number 6000! Wooohooo!!!