It would also be nice, as if you had a bunch of dates, and you sorted them lexographically, they would simultaneously be sorted chronologically. Neat huh?

But failing my wild pipe dream - at least our date notation has an internal logic...you Americans...sheesh, for the birds man.

And yes I am judging an entire nation on the way that they write their dates. And yes, I am ok with that.

And oh, look, cool - we've passed post 800.

That's great, but it didn't take very long....

Time flies when you're berating Americans, huh?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bananna.

I like an arrow too...

808! It's like 404....except twice as big!

That would be a good upgrade to webservers. Don't give up looking for a page after just looking once.....go back and try a second time! Then if it fails the second time, give both 404s at the same time.

You know a while back I saw a website 'museum' dedicated to 404 pages.

Interesting huh? Very 'postmodern'. A webpage devoted to cataloguing other webpages which cannot be found. Or something. I don't know. Postmodernism sucks.

Postmodernism is so passé by now.

And all the postpostmodernists are on the verge of selling out man. Going mainstream. It used to be about the text, man.

I would consider myself more of a post^n modernist. Or something. God what a load of pretentious twaddle.

I can't believe I just used the word 'twaddle'.

GIS for 'twaddle':

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May Twaddle Delf!? That's got to be the worst name of all time. I mean anyone of those three words would be disappointing to find in your name - but all three? That's just unfortunate. Evil parents.

Take not of the use of the exclaimation mark followed by the question mark in the above post.

What do you call that pair of symbols when they conbine to form a single ligature?

Anyone‽....

It's called the interrobang.

Learn something new everyday, don't you‽

Anyway; back to Ms. May Twaddle Delf.....

Delf? Do you guys have that word in the states? Actually, a google search leads me to believe that the word isn't used outside of Ireland....like I said, you learn something new everyday. Even I do.

Anyway, delf; it means, plates and bowls and cups and that sort of stuff.

or so I've heard....I mean I'm not an expert or anything.

Where is the local delf expert when you need him?

He looks like he could be a delf expert.

Somebody should tell him that he shouldn't be spending so much time thinking about thinking about himself. Less of that. More thinking about delf.

That's better. No more slacking off!

It's so hard to get good delf experts these days.

It's a joke really.

I really sound like a geek now ;) Our futures have already been scripted by the multinational corporations and the massive media conglomerates, who count on a controllable and easily-influenced populace to keep their profit margins stable. They rely on you to live a lifestyle that is defined by the accumulation of material possessions, placing you in debt and in their power. Once we become aware of this terrifying form of corporate feudalism disguised as a safer life in suburban communities like Golders Green, perhaps we will enlighten ourselves enough to see the grim cinderblock walls that imprison our long dormant souls - and perhaps we might even do something about it. I took a Xanax and I'm going back to sleep. With any luck, I won't wake up any time soon, if at all. My life is great huh?


Text not mine; stolen from a blog somewhere. That's not cheating is it?

Alanis Morisette - The most worthless, pretentious female vocalist ever. Single-handedly ruined the word "irony" for those of us that know what it really means. Let me have a second to get over the shock. Okay, over it. I warn you about darklinks though, there's a lot of pathetic stupid Goths out there, watch you aren't bored to death by the endless babble of angst and uber-bad poetry.

I feel more like Stile everyday. OK where is my sweetie Styx's update?? I do anything and everything in my spare time! I am always with my friends. I love being with people! Besides, you are already so stupid and lame in your own unique way that I don't even have to dedicate an essay to you. "Judge not lest thee be juged thyself" why do those fucking Christians judge?

Do these assholes have nothing better to than send me shit like this?

So maybe discrediting ideas by labeling them as vindictive is an old tradition among JRR's hangers-on. Big deal. What's more important is that ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. JRR would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being avaricious.

Maybe stop and reflect upon what a jealous little ass eater you are? Come on little one, come eat daddy's ass.



Again, I claim lack of ownership of authorial rights to above text.

More crap:



I'll rise and fall let me take credit for both
2/8 4:21:37 PM | JRR

My birthday is May 3rd 1984, so you do the math to figure out how old I am! What kind of dark and chaotic secrets are hidden beneath the surface of trendy coffee shops and bulk warehouse superstores? I totally don't know what I'm going to do this holiday weekend!! I had my first nightmare in over 10 years last night.

Do you ever think you would actually, really kill yourself?
2/8 3:12:02 PM | JRR

Treating everyone the same seems the best way. Why all the good things from the 80's? Why even the 80s? Not much of an update today since I'm completely and thoroughly drained. I'm sure you'll all live. I'm white. Middle class. Angry.

On September 10th, 1999, I walked into Calltech Communications looking for a jobby job since i had just travelled back up to good old Columbus, Ohio from my recent SUMMER HELL in Alabama.

I don't feel guilty about cheating, because it says at the bottom;

but then again, just underneath that is says;

Well, maybe more random blog posts later....

speaking of later, it is now significantly later than when I started posting here. Interesting...time, has passed. Quite a puzzle. I'm sure that only Dr. Klein P.H.D. has the answer.

Also, I would like to take this moment to say that I'm a bit suspicious of Dr. Klein's qualifications...

I think he may have gotten his degree from one of those online 'degree mills'.

Also, I should point out that the "P.H.D. after his name is nothing to do with a Doctorate of Philosophy.

They are his initials; Palmer-Harry Daily. Full name Klein-Palmer "Harry" Daily.

I hate that guy.

Although he is a fantastic pseudo-scientist.

The absolute best in his field.

In fact he is so good, all is forgiven.

Even if he has a crap name.

Wow, look at that, Post #852...

852 is reasonably close to 900....

That sounds like a challenge!

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Can I keep up the inane chit chat for much longer?

It's really wearing me down!

Will I be able to make it?

The suspense!

My Ultimate Game of All Time Ever seems to have got lost in the Longest Thread Ever.

Not really suprising really, I guess, given that this thread is growing so fast....

expontentially in fact!

Too lazy to go back and bump it....it would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Or a post in the Longest Thread Ever.

Yes, in fact that is quite an appropriate analogy in fact.

But see if I can get from memory....

There was "What are you listening to right now"

Answer: Weird Al Yankovic: Dog Eat Dog.

There was word linkage, and picture association, but they need the seeds....so...yeah, whatever.

Like! What-ever!!!!!

I'm starting to get tired now. Good. Mission accomplished. Sort of.

I guess I will have to let Dr. Klein-Palmer "Harry" Daily take over from me.

What the hell is with the name Daily? Is he a newspaper or something?

Have you had you serving of Harry today? Have you had your Daily Harry?

Extra! Extra! Read all about it in The Klein-Palmer Daily.

Anway, I believe I was leaving. For sleep.

Goodnight all!

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Greetings all. It is me, once again, Dr. Klein P.H.D.

I see that that Flim bastard has been spreading malicious lies about me!

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Those rumours are for the most part somewhat unfounded. I'll say no more. Won't dignify them with a reaction. That wouldn't be very scientific of me.

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Anway, we are going to be conducting another scientific experiment today. On the agenda is; On The Scientific Effects Of A Magnet On Sulphur.

What will the scientific effect be? I have to admit to being pretty excited about this one. As they say, curiosity is the essense of the scientific mind.

I love beers!

I hate bears!

I am neutral about pears!

I like most of my peers!

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A scientific experiment was carried out to ascertain if sulphur is attracted to magnets.

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A lump of sulphur is placed in a little brown tray type thing. For those of you in the scientific field of Advanced Pointless Research you will realise that 'little brown tray type thing' is an actual technical term. Very scientific.

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The sulphur is transported to the base of a scientific tripod, and then covered with an ordinary tissue.

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We then take our experimental magnet.

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It is washed...

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...and then dried. This is to remove any magentic impurities in the magnet. Impurities wreak havok on scientific results.

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The magnet is then fixed to a movable clamp at the top of the tripod.

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The tissue is now removed from the base of the tripod.

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And then carefully disposed of. This tissue is now classified as Type-II hazardous scientific waste.

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We can see that the lump of sulphur is now totally exposed to the magnetic power of the magent. Let the science begin!

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The magnet is lowered down towards the sulphur.

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And lowered even more. It's very close now.

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So is sulhpur attracted to magnets?

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No.

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There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Science has spoken. The Effects Of Magnets On Sulphur is; nothing. Well I hope that you all had as much fun with this experiment as I did.

And I do believe that that makes post #900. Goodnight all.