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Boo-Yah :D
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Thanks for getting off page 4! It kept freezing my computer up.
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Whoooooooopty whoop. Post number (insert number here)!
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Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
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In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
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Wow NoSoup! An entire PAGE of a thread, all to yourself! That's got to be a record in and of itself. Hats off to you sir!
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holy crap, how'd the thread get from 1 page to 11 within a week?
quit postin nonsense will yall!? |
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Thought about it.
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(The answer is no, BTW)
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Damn irish bastards...
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interesting pic, what does "Please don't inline" has to do with anything?
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Reh'O'sted!
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/Dunno, saw it on fark one time
//this as well ///and this. ////God, I hate those idiots. |
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What do we want!?
Nonsense! When do we want it!? Immediately! http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...tro_block2.gif |
Appologies for my previous post. Though it most certainly arrived in a timely manner, as requested, it lacked the bright vibrant colours normally associated with high quality nonsense. Hopefully this latest post will make up for past mistakes:
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What does Blödsinn mean? Anyone? Blood Sin? Sounds ominous. |
I would also like to mention that I had to use charmap to look up how to do the ümläüt, given that is not something I use ofen. Or even ever. I had to go to all that trouble. That's how devoted I am.
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ön änöthër nötë ï thïnk thät thë ënglïsh länguägë nëëds ümläuts. Rëälly, ït just lööks wäy cöölër thïs wäy; älthöügh ït täkës förëvër tö typë!
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Stoned college kids love him, right wing Christians hate him. It's Robert Sponge of Squarus Pantaloonuss, the finest bringester of nonsense on this fair isle.
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Haha CSflim - great posts! This thread is steadily on it's way to becoming...
THE LONGEST THREAD EVER! |
This thread will be so long at some point that if you were to print it out in size 39990230 font it would span the earth - nine times!
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Fantastic photo shop! I just laughed out loud for real :lol: not just the internet lol |
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Don't you just hate it when you are walking down the street, minding your own business, when suddenly you spontaneously burst into flames?
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He's not exactly delighted about being set on fire either:
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Also, in a weird case of unexplainable synchronicity, check out the last image on this page:
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Like I said, some people can breathe fire. These people are Dragon-Men. Or maybe they are just dragons. With a single beefy arm.
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People on fire are no different from anyone else. Please treat them in an inclusive manner so that they don't feel left out:
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However, when you do so, it may be a good idea to
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Hell is a place where homosexuals, atheists and anti-war protesters go when they die:
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i'll keep with the fire image...
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Long live this thread! |
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i find it impressive this thread has done so well. persistence pays off, nosoup.
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We still have a long way to go, but We'll get there.
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We need more cowbell in this thread!
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We need more spanish curse words in this thread!
Cabron! Me cago en las tetas de la Virgen María para que el Niño Jesús chupe mierda! |
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I got so drunk last night, I pissed my bed. And on the floor besides my bed. Shiiiiiiit.
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Fake French In Nine (Neuf) Easy Lessons
One way to say nothing while impressing people who aren't listening is to speak Fake French. Fake French lends you all the cachet of speaking French without tedious memorization or stupid Berlitz records lying around the house. Besides, no one learns real French any more because the British already have a language they can't understand and don't speak well - English. Lesson Un. Articles Use 'le' or 'la' in place of 'the', 'a', and 'an' to make anything you say sound sophisticated. Examples: 'Have le nice day.' 'What la fuck?' |
Lesson Deux. Prepositions
All English prepositions can be replaced with the French prepositions 'a' and 'de' which mean 'at', 'of', 'with', 'on', and anything else you want them to mean because we're not really trying to speak French, so who cares? Examples: 'I'll have le cheeseburger a la french fries.' I can't. It's my time de month.' Throw in 'chez', 'sur', 'dans', and 'avec', too, if you feel like it. Example: 'I can't. It's chez avec my time sur dans de month, asshole.' |
Lesson Trois: Pronouns
'I' is 'je' when it's the subject of the sentence and 'moi' when you're being silly. 'You' is 'vous'. 'We' is 'nous'. Examples: 'Moi loves vous.' - Fake French in its ultimate form. 'Nous go over to la house de moi?' |
Lesson Quatre: Nouns
Use as many as you can recall from high school French, whether you remember the correct translation or not. Examples: 'Soir of the living dead.' 'Drinks on the maison!' 'No use crying over spilt au lait.' |
Lesson Cinq: Modifiers
All French adjectives and adverbs mean 'lots of', e.g., 'tres', 'plus', 'beaucoup', et cetera. Use them everywhere. Examples: 'I've tres de had too much plus to drink beaucoup.' |
Lesson Six (Say 'Sees'): Verbs
There's only one French verb of any note; 'faire', meaning 'make', 'do', 'be', 'become', 'create', and so on and so forth. The construction 'faire de-' turns any English word into a French verb. Examples: 'Je faire de whoopee.' 'Vous faire de blowjob.' 'Nous faire le hell out of here.' Any English word can also be turned into a French verb by adding '-ez vous' to the end of it. Examples: 'Fixez-vous le drink.' 'Fixez-vous le drink plus.' 'Fuckez-vous moi.' |
Lesson Sept: Negation
'No' is said in French by forming the construction 'Ne' [verb] pas'. Example: 'Ne run vous hand up moi jamb pas or je smackez vous plus dans le mouth beaucoup.' (Note garbled word order to aid in 'foreign' sound.) |
Lesson Huit: Advanced Fake French
To give the impression of a really through-going fluency, translate all your favourite English phrases into literal French with a pocket dictionary. Examples: 'frapper la rue' 'droit sur' 'donnez moi one fracture' 'hors de vue' 'Qu'est-ce que votre signe?' 'Pas merde' |
Lesson Neuf: Fake French In Action
Below is the transaction of a message from Babs Muddleprep, a sophomore at Bennington, to her older sister, Puffy, in Santa Barbara (Babs left the message on Puffy's answering machine by calling it back six times). The first version is given in English. The second version is in Fake French. Notice how much more, well, je ne sais quoi the second version is: Message from Babs to puffy, translated into English: 'I had a long talk with mother last night. There's good news and bad news.She's not drinking as much lately, but she's still really cheesed about the mess we left in her apartment. Did I tell you about the dress I found in Bendel's? It's so cool. But I couldn't afford it at all so I charged it to Mummy. Now she'll be pissed to the max. Have to hit the books now - French Final is tomorrow and must do well because the professor is to die over. Also, I flunked the midterm. Love you bunches. See you in Sun Valley.' Message from Babs to Puffy in its original Fake French: 'Je faire le beaucoup chatez avec la Mother last soir. There est the news bien and the news mal. She's ne drinking pas as beaucoup lately mais she's still plus de fromaged about le mess we left dans le apartment hers. Did I teliez vous about le chemise je trouvez at le Bendel's. It's tres froid. Mais je ne affordez pas it at all so je chargez a Mama. Now she'll be pissoired a la maximum. Have to frapper les libres now examination terminal de la francais is demain and must faire bon because le professor est to mort sur. Aussi, je flunked le term-midi. Je t'aime beaucoup. See vous dan le Valle du Soleil.' |
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wow! 4 pages in 2 or 3 days. i'm impressed! haha.
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post 300 !!! weeee
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