and now...

ladies and gentlemen,

for your entertainment...

i bring to you...

the one,

the only...

PAGE 31!!!

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ahaha! so far off!....

aaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!

u beat me!!!

so does this make this thread the fastest growing?

*shrug*

i should think so...

1207 posts in less than a month.

i just found an old photo of my desk...

much of this shit is still on here...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/Ishmal/Desk.jpg

still not bored of this i see?

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almost time to go home...

who will get to 1234 first? it's the big number! almost as big as 1000!!!

ok, chalenge is to get to page 32 before you leave! come on!

oh i'm bored...

but i'm stickin to it...

only about 6 minutes till i sign out & go home...

page 32???

what number post is that???

6 minutes, 3 posts a minute. thats' 18 posts. if i do the same, thats 36 posts. enough to reach page 32.

that would b 1241!!!

i can't do that!

1241 i think.

i'm posting too here! don't give up on me man!

i run out of material to post about about 2 hours ago!!!

just say anything. what are you gonna do this weekend?

here is my home!!!

http://www.cre.curtin.edu.au/images/KalStreet03.jpg

or what are you gonna do for Vday? only 3 days to go.

cool home! anything cool to visit?

i'm goin to a b-day party 2 nite...

friend of my GF...
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what have u got planed???

well my gf is comming over tomorrow night(sat) and then we'll chill for a bit. maybe go out.

i dont think we're doing anything for vday. but monday(13) is our 1.5year dating.

so i'll have something special planed for that time. :)

10 MORE. then i'm going to bed.

it willl be very dissapointing when the server dies and we loose this thread. hehehe.

so i think we lost ishmal....

i'll talk to everyone monday then! hey!!! that was post 1234!!!!!!!! wooooooooo

huh. i think i'll just make it to 32.

in 5..............

page 32!!!

well i figured i could keep talking to myself for a bit longer.

anyone else is welcome to join the conversation.

so i was walking home from the bus stop one day...

it was a nice summer day, no clouds in the sky...

i noticed that the town was empty...

not a single person could be found anywhere...

i thought to myself: "this is fucking weird; noone is outside. and it's so nice!! i wonder what's going on..."

so i kept walking home, by this time, i was almost there. i remember i took off my coat because it was super hot!

so hot that all the snow had melted. now that i think of it, this wasnt a summer day. it was a winter day. middle of febuary! "what the fuck is going on?!"

when i finaly reached my house, the grass on the front lawn was completely dead. yellow... and most of the leaves on the trees had fallen off.

what the fuck am i saying? it was winter. or course there was no leaves! hmm., .. :|

so i walk in the house, turn on the AC, feed the cat, -- wait. were is the cat?

after a good nice long shower, i turned on the TV but there was only error messages on most channels.

since tv was dead, i turned to the next best distraction, the internet....

so i turn it on, start up some mp3s, open up firefox and i get an error message. . .

this was unusual because i had just bought my new computer and it was running fine for weeks now. and plus, firefox never crashed before!

so i finaly get to log on to my personal webserver where i keep some downloadbots to get me some up to date news and in the last 10hrs, there has been no downloads. so i go back to check the previous ones, ...

turns out the last news was something about the internet crashing. a giant virus attacked all servers starting with the main ones like google, msn, yahoo, aol, ...

and it had also infected all milatary instalations all over the world...

so i go in the living room, turn on the TV again and i finaly find a channel that's working. someplace in the middle of nowhere...

the guy on the TV is talking about the biggest panic since 911 so i'm thinking this is pretty big!

he's so freaked out that it's hard to understand what he's saying but it's something like: " oh my fucking god! they're here! fuck!---jimmy! can you get a shot of the machine!? SHIT!-- --- look out!"

as the camera turns around, we can only hear people screaming in the back and a weird metal sound like it's comming from a metal factory... we see the camera man drop the camera and scream: "aahhhh shit!!! it got meeee aaaaa---" sound goes dead, once the camera hits the ground, it turns toward the screaming and then thats when i see it...

TO BE CONTINUED.
if you feel like continuing my story, go ahead, if you dont, then you'll never hear the end.

Me a name I call myself.......

Fah, a long long way to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

So, a needle pulling thread....

La, a note to follow so....

Ti, a drink with jam and bread.....

That'll bring us back to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Doh, a beer, I need a beer

Ray, the guy who sells me beer

Me, the guy who drinks the beer

Fa, a long way to get beer

So, I'll have another beer

La, I'll have another beer

Tea? No thanks. I'm drinking BEER!!!

Which will bring us back to...

Doh!!!!

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my entire apartment

smells like wood stain

and now, I has a headache.

how to air out the place

when it's 33 F outside

with a wind chill of 28 F?

this weather is

ridiculous, for pete's sake,

i live in florida. :rolleyes:

its really still going ? WTF ? :))

I am wearing a green shirt and it was snowing today.

i think....

i can reach...

post 1300...

before....

i go to bed...

tonight...

since there's...

only 2 posts left...

...before 1300!!!

like i said, 1300!! wooooohooooo! btw: i'm still not done my story, i'll continue when i have the time. it's a complex story.