Hey, look, another page.

Sir Aurthur Guinness was a bloody brilliant man

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman... discuss.

(a) Except as provided by subdivisions (b) and (c), a tab shall indicate the year of expiration and a tab shall indicate the month of expiration. Current month and year tabs shall be attached to the rear license plate assigned to the vehicle for the last preceding registration year in which license plates were issued, and, when so attached, the license plate with the tabs shall, for the purposes of this code, be deemed to be the license plate, except that truck tractors, and commercial motor vehicles having a declared gross vehicle weight of 10,001 pounds or more, shall display the current month and year tabs upon the front license plate assigned to the truck tractor or commercial motor vehicle. Vehicles that fail to display current month and year tabs or display expired tabs are in violation of this section.

Robin : 'Holy rusted metal Batman!'

Batman : 'What?'

Robin : 'The island is made of rusty metal, and its full of holes!'

Argh! That was the single worst Batman movie of all time.

On a lighter note, TFP is good times.

The most romantic thing I have ever seen:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...r_momentum.jpg

A person owning a natural pond of not more than twenty acres or an artificial pond entirely upon his premises, stocked at his own expense with fish artificially hatched or reared, may take fish from such pond at any time for the purpose of propagation or consumption as food on his premises, provided that the sources of water supply for such pond are entirely upon his premises or that fish do not have access to such pond from waters not under his control or from waters stocked at the expense of the state. (Added 1961, No. 119, § 1, eff. May 9, 1961.)

Twin Falls (or Gungkurdul) is located in the Kakadu National Park, in the Northern Territory, Australia near the eastern boundary of the park and 80km south of Jabiru. Accessible by four wheel drive trail, 60km from the Kakadu Highway and near to Jim Jim Falls.

you too can earn big money in a short time....

The Australian War Memorial is a shrine to those Australians who fought for their country, more than 102,000 dying in various conflicts, many on foreign soil.

The river and the stream
become one
the spring rain.

reflectoporn

Did you participate in NaDruWriNi ? I forgot to this year.

I was unable to attend due to me being sober.....

I was at a movie theater to pick up some tickets for the new bond film when I heard this little kid ask his father what a manatee (matinee) was. :lol:

http://www.auxilloubeachsuites.com/images/Manatee.gif

There ya go, son...

I don't care if it does automerge...
I'm gonna do my bit!

My friend has a Wii. I think I might kill him and steal it.

Whats a Wii?????

Ignore that.

I googled.... its a strap on..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://wii.com/

b-b-but...but...it didn't automerge....

does this?

apparently so.... :(

Nice. Almost as good as this...

LMAO!!!

very farkin' funny


I know, but I decided not to try a 3rd time, just in case....

I hereby add this post to The Longest Thread Ever.

And so shall I....................................................

Is it much farther Papa Smurf?

There is many, many miles to go, my son.....

"I'm a poor lonesome cowboy, and a long way from home..."

Home is but a phone call away....

So, since I don't have a home phone, just my cell phone that is always with me dose that mean that I am always home? or that wherever I go I am still home?

Home is where you are comfortable......


Home.... a place to lay my hat.... and a few intimate friends....

Yes it does.

I'm right handed by the way. But I also grab stuff with my toes.

hey, come on now stay on topic...... :)


shazzbot

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You mean all the other people who posted? ;)

I can handwrite and do everything else with both hands, but I use good old righty bf when it's go time. ooops..wrong thread?!

What's the topic?

I cant believe how many ambidextrous people there are, I feel so inadequate. *sniffles

yep, I can pick my nose with either hand.......

I'm ambidextrous, but only when playing a jazz rendition of Jingle Bells on eight crystal glasses.

Gets me every time... :rolleyes:

I'm ambidextrous, but only with my right hand.

:lol:

Every post on this page must contain the word: ambidextrous

but in totally the wrong context.....


do you understand what I ambidextrous?.......

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to ambidextrous the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the ambidextrous of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare ambidextrous causes which impel them to the ambidextrous.

The bible talks quite a lot about "God's right hand" - so does that mean God is right handed? Is He not ambidextrous, as he is all-powerful?

How can an entity with no body have hands?

Now, this guy is ambidextrous. http://www.budtempchi.org/kannon.JPG

....makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or ambidextrous, as to its completeness or accuracy

I found that years of playing video games helps the ambidextrous challenged.

Every day, government and other public bodies respond to many requests for general information from the public. This ambidextrous will still be your first avenue of access to the information you wish to see.

Supercaliframbidextrialidocious

well, yeah, I kinda cheated there, but I tried.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :suave: :suave: :suave: :suave:

I see what you ambidextrous there. ;)

when I was an undergraduate student, some of us would ambidextrous from the rigors of homework by inventing mechanical devices

Forget it Jake, It's ambidextrous.

someone needs to make another ambidextrous to this thread

http://forums.snapstream.com/vb/imag...ies/banana.gif Its peanut butter ambidextrous time! http://forums.snapstream.com/vb/imag...ies/banana.gif

Is it ambidextrous time there, too?

hey, San Jose, I got a cuzin what lives in San Jose....

Holy Shnikees, this is long.

I know, I've already taken him out.

HA!

..and his wife????




ambidextrous me to the river...


But of course.. It is, after all, the longest thread ever.......




ambidextrous morning!, everybody

I just had wild, ambidextrous, morning sex.

Naturally...
Ambidextrous!

I never had the chance to Ambidextrous her....

What an ambidextrous...

Indeed! Ambidextrous you, Zooksport!

Why, thank you, I will Ambidextrous it with great respect

So much ambidextrous, so little ambidextrous.

What do you guys think about ambidextrous?

I ambidextrous as much as possible.

I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown!
I could have ambidextrous all night!
I could have ambidextrous all night!
And still have ambidextrous for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once My heart took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have ambidextrous ,
ambidextrous , ambidextrous all night!

One nation, ambidextrous, with liberty and ambidextrous for all.

is this page ever gonna ambidextrous ????????????

I ambidextrous, your Honor!

ambidextrous as charged, your honor..



oops. that made sense... meh.

It ambidextrous....

On a lighter note, I had an ambidextrous.

Do you still have your ambidextrous?.

How is it most recognizable?

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If you look closely you'll notice a small ambidextrous on the lower left facet.

I simply cannot see the ambidextrous ... could you be more specific?

When dancing, lost in techno trance,
arms flailing, gawky Bez.
Then find you snagged on frowns
and slowly it dawns,
you're jazzing to the bleep tone
of a life-support machine,
that marks the steady fading
of your day old baby daughter.

And when midnight sirens lead
to blue-flash road mash
stretchers, covered heads
and slippy red macadam
and find you creeping 'neath the blankets
to snuggle close a mangle bird
hoping soon you too will be freezer-drawered.

Then welcome.
Mmmmm....
Blue chemotherapy wig.
Welcome.
In Jam.

HUH?....anyway, my granddad was ampid..er..andidex...um he could write with both hands. It still didn't stop him from getting hit by a car. Is it still the longest thread? I haven't been keeping count.

Are you questioning the infinite longness of this thread, ZotBot?

Philosophically speaking, this is truly the longest thread ever.

Finally. A new page.

Whats for dinner....

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Raviolli, methinks.

Mac n cheese.

The Ravi sounds OK.... Seconds???? whats for desserts???

A pear, which I dropped on the floor.... http://forums.snapstream.com/vb/imag...es/cussing.gif

I learned something while watching a movie at the theater tonight.
If a girl stands in front of you and tells you to eat her cookie, don't argue with her. Just eat it and tell her it tastes great.

Well, if thats all thats on offer.........

"Do you ever get the feeling
that this story's too damn real, andin the present tense;
Or that everybody's on the stage and it seems like you're the only person
sitting in the audience?" - Jethro Tull

Glucosamine is naturally produced in the body and is a key component of cartilage, which is responsible for normal joint function. Taking glucosamine as a supplement has been shown to be as effective as some drugs for the relief of symptoms associated with degenerative joint conditions such as osteoarthritis. Chondroitin sulfate is also found in cartilage and helps joints resist compressive loads. Blackmores Joint Formula combines glucosamine and chondroitin with manganese and boron. This powerful joint nutrition formula helps to stimulate the production and regeneration of cartilage and to relieve the symptoms of osteoarthritis.

Did you know there are about a billion bicycles in the world? And I have one of them.
z0MG!

And I've got 3.... But those fucking helmut laws........

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

:lol: Good times.

What do you guys think of my new avatar? Since this is the longest thread in the world, and I have become more or less an active poster here, I thought you might enjoy a change.

This guy believes he actually proved division by zero:
BBC article
And, much more interesting, water on Mars! did you hear what I said?
WATER ON MARS!!!!11!1! (Also BBC)

Yeah, I noticed it, but was scared if I mentioned it, you might get a big head..... JK!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

I happen to be very sensitive about the size of my head...sniff..sniff!!:mad:
..:D

Oh fuck... I'm sorry that you've got a big head.... Must be really smart....