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Ourcrazymodern? 02-14-2007 06:53 AM

Soup is good,
Warming and Filling.
I like soup!

pmb145 02-14-2007 06:13 PM

I just really need to be part of something

Zooksport2 02-14-2007 11:44 PM

Anything you particularly wanna be a part of?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-15-2007 06:50 AM

Particular parts
lead us astray and away
from inclusiveness.

Sharon 02-15-2007 06:58 AM

Private Parts

Ourcrazymodern? 02-15-2007 07:04 AM

Private parts
I was trying to imply
You're so perceptive.

(You rock, Sharon!)

hotzot 02-15-2007 07:36 AM

one of my favorite movies, I was surprized it didn't do too well at the BO.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-15-2007 10:09 AM

Some good movies don't
Some not so good win prizes
It's mysterious.

Zooksport2 02-15-2007 12:49 PM

behind the green door was not a good movie.....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-15-2007 12:59 PM

I see a red door,
and I want to paint it black;
Rolling Stones haiku.

Zooksport2 02-15-2007 01:10 PM

well off to work again. see yas l8r, folks

Ourcrazymodern? 02-15-2007 01:20 PM

Off to work again,
a curious concept embraced
by many, not few.

biznatch 02-15-2007 02:13 PM

Haven't posted here in a while. I'm sorry. To be forgiven, I'm now changing my signature to help this great project more.
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-15-2007 03:19 PM

To be forgiven,
Should I be on my knees or
Stand up tall and proud?

Sharon 02-15-2007 04:16 PM

On your knees for servicing... at least that's what I do. ;)

biznatch 02-15-2007 06:09 PM

Sharon, you're so bad...but in a good way. ;)

MexicanOnABike 02-15-2007 06:15 PM

still in third place here. ooh ya!

Ourcrazymodern? 02-15-2007 07:29 PM

Keep it up, senor,
Get it up and keep it up,
helping the thread grow!

biznatch 02-16-2007 12:12 AM

Get up! Get on up!

Zooksport2 02-16-2007 12:31 AM

Come to think of it, haven't seen Ch'i around for a while either..


Oh and in case you were wondering.... which I bet NONE of ya's were..... I'm back from work.

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Sharon 02-16-2007 02:54 AM

I wasn't wondering. :p

Ourcrazymodern? 02-16-2007 06:54 AM

Wondering
might lead to learning
a good thing

Sharon 02-16-2007 09:55 AM

Sex is good
Now that's what I call
A good thing

Ourcrazymodern? 02-16-2007 10:18 AM

Learning new techniques
regarding sex and others
can't help but be good!

biznatch 02-16-2007 01:03 PM

post 6125.
6 + 1 = 2 +5

Zooksport2 02-16-2007 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
I wasn't wondering. :p


May be, but you did notice...... hehehehehe:icare:

Ourcrazymodern? 02-16-2007 02:11 PM

Maybe she wasn't,
but she might've been lying;
it's often the case!

Zooksport2 02-17-2007 01:35 AM

So quiet round here.......

biznatch 02-17-2007 02:05 AM

If a tree falls in The Longest Thread Ever, and nobody hears the sound...is it still so quiet in the Longest Thread Ever?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-17-2007 10:45 AM

If a man's all alone in the Longest Thread Ever, is he still wrong?

He certainly is
And at any other time
Men are always wrong.

(The goddess made me do it!

Zooksport2 02-17-2007 03:27 PM

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-17-2007 03:54 PM

hmmm...
hmm,hmm,hmm
hmmm...

Zooksport2 02-17-2007 09:54 PM

Its not a trick question.....

Angel 02-18-2007 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch
post 6125.
6 + 1 = 2 +5

Now that is the kind of weird thinking my mind does!
And as luck would have it, 6 + 1 = 3 + 4 ;)

Oh, and Zooksport2 You are in second. :)

Ch'i 02-18-2007 01:24 AM

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

biznatch 02-18-2007 03:31 AM

My fridge is empty. Except for 3 frozen pizzas. (1 dollar Totinos FTW).

Zooksport2 02-18-2007 04:39 AM

Correct.


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-18-2007 06:44 AM

If you overtake
And give nothing back at all
You might be quite wrong.

Sharon 02-18-2007 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Correct.


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


.

You can't overtake someone who is currently last, because that would make you behind the person in last place before you overtake them.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-18-2007 03:11 PM

And in last,
currently over-taking,
momentary bits.

biznatch 02-18-2007 04:21 PM

Post 6141
6 - 1 = 4 + 1

Sharon 02-18-2007 05:09 PM

6142

6 x 1 = 4 + 2

Ourcrazymodern? 02-18-2007 05:41 PM

:no: 6+1=4+3:no:

Zooksport2 02-18-2007 11:08 PM

Clever Girl


Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000 .
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

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Sharon 02-19-2007 03:30 AM

4100?

6145: 6-5 = 1^4

Zooksport2 02-19-2007 04:47 AM

Correct again!

A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?

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Ourcrazymodern? 02-19-2007 07:25 AM

The boat floats
What question is this?
Number nine?

biznatch 02-19-2007 07:37 AM

If the boat were to sink at a rate of 6 inches per hour, I'd be glad to give you an answer :D

Ourcrazymodern? 02-19-2007 07:46 AM

Jeez, I'm just happy
To provide another post
To help this thread grow.

Zooksport2 02-19-2007 01:34 PM

You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?

Angel 02-19-2007 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
:no: 6+1=4+3:no:

Honey, they both equal 7 ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?

That would be a dime.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-19-2007 03:01 PM

A dollar
is a silly ass
without change

Sharon 02-19-2007 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?

Assuming you paid a dime and a dollar, and got no change, the collar cost a nickel. 5 cents + $1.05 = $1.10 = a dime and a dollar.

Zooksport2 02-20-2007 12:31 AM

How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre by one metre?

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NoSoup 02-20-2007 01:47 AM

Chalk another post up!

Ourcrazymodern? 02-20-2007 06:56 AM

No soil in the hole
If there is it's not a hole
Holy trick question (Batman!)

biznatch 02-20-2007 09:43 AM

There's a metre cube of nothing, and no soil with that :)

Ourcrazymodern? 02-20-2007 11:39 AM

Soil comes from rot
Who says it's not a good thing
though it sounds dirty?

Zooksport2 02-20-2007 11:30 PM

A group of four did travel the land,with only one steed shared between the whole band.Though always surefooted, no matter the weather,the steed would go lame if they didn't travel together.When one of the four was thrown and misplaced, he was left where he lay and was quickly replaced.
When the ride became old and the four not needed,to a game for all ages they simply retreated.When many a player would fling them about, and ringing a post was the victory shout.

what am I?

.

Sharon 02-21-2007 05:12 AM

A horseshoe?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-21-2007 06:29 AM

Quick-witted and charming
With compassion unsparing
She's blowing my mind.

Zooksport2 02-22-2007 04:40 AM

Correct again, Sharon


Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the bananas. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result – again all the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. This continues until pretty soon whenever another monkey tries to climb the stairs all the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now put away the cold water. Remove one of the monkeys from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey will see the banana and will attempt to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt, and attack, he knows that if he climbs the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with new one. The newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Like wise replace third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth and a fifth. Every time a new monkey takes to the stairs it is attacked. The monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the bananas.


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Ourcrazymodern? 02-22-2007 10:15 AM

Cold water
without a question?
What madness.

Zooksport2 02-23-2007 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Cold water
without a question?
What madness.


The question is:
Why?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-23-2007 06:16 AM

Because or why not?
Misbehavior for science
makes PETA angry.:crazy:

NoSoup 02-24-2007 06:09 PM

Chalk another up

Ourcrazymodern? 02-24-2007 06:13 PM

Maybe another
The syllables passing by
aren't wreaking havoc.

Zooksport2 02-25-2007 04:05 AM

6168
6168
6168
6168

Ourcrazymodern? 02-25-2007 01:12 PM

The many sixes
If I had had the many
might have satisfied.

(At least I have the 6-contortionist)

demonoid 02-25-2007 07:18 PM

yeah.....
 
can anyone send me aninvitation code for demonoid

Ourcrazymodern? 02-25-2007 07:26 PM

aninvitation
begets polite responses
at least many times.

XX, demonoid.

Sharon 02-26-2007 03:36 PM

What is demonoid?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-26-2007 04:58 PM

Perhaps a goddess
wishing something otherwise
or a mineral.

Zooksport2 02-27-2007 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
What is demonoid?


google is your friend.... its a game/torrent.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-27-2007 07:45 AM

the torrent rushes
to the sea so far away
unless we drink it

Zooksport2 02-27-2007 02:01 PM

and another post bites the dust...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-27-2007 04:01 PM

Biting dust
abrades your molars;
you feel it?

Zooksport2 02-28-2007 11:49 PM

Molars? Bloody dentists!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-01-2007 05:17 AM

They mean well
And do a good job
But the pain!

MexicanOnABike 03-01-2007 03:03 PM

hey! still going eh? :> what's everyone talking about here?

Zooksport2 03-01-2007 10:27 PM

So... breeze on in and make demands will you! hehehehehehe

Ch'i 03-01-2007 11:28 PM

6+1x = 8x-2

Ourcrazymodern? 03-02-2007 07:55 AM

approximately 1.142857=x

6-1=8-3

Zooksport2 03-02-2007 11:35 AM

Off to Bunbury forthe long weekend...
See yas on Sunday...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-02-2007 12:13 PM

6185, heavy sigh!

Zooksport2 03-04-2007 12:43 AM

Its Sunday already????

Ourcrazymodern? 03-04-2007 08:39 AM

Growing and glowing
the dawn comes up like thunder
and time keeps passing.

Zooksport2 03-04-2007 03:22 PM

.... just like wind......

Ourcrazymodern? 03-04-2007 08:04 PM

Why are we alone?
Retarded, antisocial?
Look at all the posts!

Zooksport2 03-04-2007 08:13 PM

I'm all alone, there's nobody else.... here at the moment....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-05-2007 06:19 AM

Here at the moment
I'm finding more of the same
Where are the others?

Zooksport2 03-05-2007 01:59 PM

Ive got to go now
Ive got to say goodbye
Dont try to stop us now
And please dont you cry

6192

Ourcrazymodern? 03-05-2007 02:32 PM

I'm crying
tears are lubricants
I'll miss you.

Zooksport2 03-05-2007 10:33 PM

**sniff** you will???:love:

Ourcrazymodern? 03-06-2007 06:33 AM

Yes of course I will
Having to play with myself
Is not so much fun.

(not to mention that the thread won't grow)

Zooksport2 03-06-2007 01:54 PM

aww thats so nice. I feel...... useful now

Ourcrazymodern? 03-06-2007 02:07 PM

Usefulness
is overrated
unless used.

biznatch 03-06-2007 03:16 PM

ive been gpne for a while, I'm sorry.

paulskinback 03-06-2007 03:20 PM

The word association forum is longer than the longest forum in the world

:surprised:

Zooksport2 03-07-2007 04:49 AM

good to see ya back, Biz. All OK?


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