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Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 12:01 PM

...roll me over in the clover,
roll me over, lay me down and do it again!

Sharon 01-30-2007 12:33 PM

Roll, roll, roll your bowl, gently down the tree.

biznatch 01-30-2007 01:04 PM

Restraining devices can be arranged. :D

Sharon 01-30-2007 01:34 PM

Bring 'em on!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-30-2007 03:18 PM

Being tied,
Tying up others,
Good clean fun!

MexicanOnABike 01-30-2007 08:50 PM

I missed post 6000! dammit. oh well, next one isn't that far off!

Zooksport2 01-30-2007 09:10 PM

Photoshop, anyone?

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-3/d...ith-paddle.jpg

photoshop.....

Sharon 01-31-2007 03:22 AM

Woohoo, I got post number 6000!

That picture looks like she's got the wrong size on.

biznatch 01-31-2007 03:24 AM

Not a great photoshop, but here's my attempt:

http://i5.tinypic.com/2qa1bae.jpg

Zooksport2 01-31-2007 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
Woohoo, I got post number 6000!

That picture looks like she's got the wrong size on.


wrong size what?
Bra?
Corset?
briefs/skirt?
or paddle :)

.

A new Av, Biz?

.

biznatch 01-31-2007 05:43 AM

Indeed, it seems to be a time of numerous avatar changes. I finally decided to show my face.

and that's a toothpick in my mouth..

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 06:32 AM

toothpick in your mouth
glad it's not a cigarette
smoking's bad for you.

Shadow_fire 01-31-2007 09:20 AM

smoking's bad for you?
glad to hear someone else knows
good work on that one

biznatch 01-31-2007 01:13 PM

watchin' Reservoir Dogs.

Zooksport2 01-31-2007 01:47 PM

Thats not a toothpick! Thats a drumstick.
Biz is a very big person, ya know!


whats the pen 15 reference? if'n you can tell.....

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 01:56 PM

Giants among us,
showing us the way to go,
leading us onward.

Sharon 01-31-2007 06:46 PM

Her knickers are too big.
Her knockers, we can't see.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 07:30 PM

Maybe her knockers
falling out of her corset
could tell us their size?

biznatch 01-31-2007 07:30 PM

Nice wordplay there, Sharon. Not only you get post 6000, but you make your posts all cool, and, uh...stuff! Damn you!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 07:32 PM

natch, she's cool
she's psycho, besides!
And bizarre.

biznatch 01-31-2007 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Thats not a toothpick! Thats a drumstick.
Biz is a very big person, ya know!


whats the pen 15 reference? if'n you can tell.....

In all caps, PEN. 15.
and then, all together: PEN15.
write it down, preferably on your forehead. It's easier to see that way.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2007 07:34 PM

Pen fifteen:
laughing quite loudly,
still thinking...

Zooksport2 01-31-2007 08:51 PM

Ah So! e

hehe

I like the I.T. version, for when someone brings in a problem thats just so simple to fix, its a ID ten T Error


And, Sharon, I know ya canna see her boobs, but the bra straps can give a hint... lol.

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biznatch 01-31-2007 09:29 PM

Back in high school, pranksters would ask the to-be-pranked if they wanted to join the "PEN" club.
Upon the acceptance of the person, the pranksters would say that he was the 15th member, and would write "PEN15" on his hand or arm.

Zooksport2 01-31-2007 10:53 PM

we were told to go to the store and ask for a long weight........

biznatch 01-31-2007 11:51 PM

post 6026..

Zooksport2 02-01-2007 05:46 AM

6027 post number

CSflim 02-01-2007 06:26 AM

You're all doomed. DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!!!!!!!

Sharon 02-01-2007 02:39 PM

I was doomed long ago!

Ourcrazymodern? 02-01-2007 05:30 PM

Doomed is not funny,
but a commonality
Aren't we sharing now?

biznatch 02-01-2007 08:58 PM

Yes, when Dr.Doom went for Thor's hammer...

Ch'i 02-01-2007 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
smoking is bad for you.

I just add two scoops of formaldehyde to my Honeynut Cheerios.

Does the trick.

Zooksport2 02-02-2007 12:11 AM

I say, I say, I say.....

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-...ugal_force.png


"automerged double post"

Sharon 02-02-2007 05:55 AM

Zook, ya fuckin' geek. :D

biznatch 02-02-2007 02:20 PM

Zook, I'm sending that to my old physics professors right away! It's awesome.

Oh, and nice new avy, Sharon.

Zooksport2 02-02-2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
Zook, ya fuckin' geek. :D


Maybe... but I still lurves ya.... so what does that do for me :shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead:

Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch
Zook, I'm sending that to my old physics professors right away! It's awesome.


why thats noice.....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-02-2007 05:02 PM

For me it does what,
not for sure do I know now,
but later I will...

Zooksport2 02-02-2007 05:34 PM

Julia Anderson showing her fantastic........


.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-03-2007 02:25 PM

showing fantastic
assets and talents and more
But to what avail?

Zooksport2 02-03-2007 03:15 PM

Im not as think as you confused I am

biznatch 02-03-2007 04:55 PM

"I like Soul! With a capital 'S'!
Soul! With a capital 'S'!
Sweeheehee-eet! Sweet Soul music, that's the best!
Soul! With a capital 'S '"

Ourcrazymodern? 02-03-2007 07:57 PM

...appropos of nothing except eatin out tonight:

Overheard comments
from other tables sounding
are too much sometimes.

Zooksport2 02-03-2007 08:32 PM

And another page begins on our quest .... we are almost at the middle.
We are in between.......

.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-03-2007 08:36 PM

Between us
Volumes untransferred
and secrets.

Zooksport2 02-03-2007 11:43 PM

what he said......

biznatch 02-04-2007 03:30 AM

Volumes untransferred and secrets?
What? Hard Drives?

Zooksport2 02-04-2007 04:48 AM

Yeah, dude! what he said!

hehehe

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 07:06 AM

What he said
remained quite silly
rereading....

Zooksport2 02-04-2007 01:20 PM

I know this
and that's why I said
what I said

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 01:33 PM

I love you.
You know that, don't you?
Thank you, sir!

Sharon 02-04-2007 01:40 PM

Get a room! :p

Zooksport2 02-04-2007 01:41 PM

quick check the other thread!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
Get a room! :p


hahaha:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


But Sharon beat me to it!
She's quick that girl.....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 01:44 PM

If one needs a room
Fantasizing in cyberspace
They'd best bring napkins.

Sharon 02-04-2007 01:45 PM

Being quick isn't so much of a problem as a girl. Speed is less desirable in a man. ;)

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 01:49 PM

Quick thinking,
undesirable?
What nonsense!

Sharon 02-04-2007 01:51 PM

That's not what I mean and you know it. If I ask you to come quickly, I mean to my house... not in my ass!

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 02:23 PM

Holy cow!
I thought that before
I read it....

Zooksport2 02-04-2007 09:13 PM

:hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Sharon! wash your mouth out!, girl! hehehe

biznatch 02-05-2007 04:45 AM

Ka Boom Boom Pah! Boom Pah, Boom Pah!
Beatboxing just ain't the same on the internet.

Sharon 02-05-2007 04:46 AM

Why should I wash my mouth out? He came in my ass!

Zooksport2 02-05-2007 05:03 AM

Oh, sorry.... my mistake.... :)

Ourcrazymodern? 02-05-2007 03:38 PM

Mistakes have been made,
variously serious,
but none fatal, yet.

Sharon 02-05-2007 04:40 PM

Mistakes have been made
But thankfully they have been
Not fatal... anal.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-05-2007 04:45 PM

The thread grows,
no conscious effort
guiding it.

Come back and help me!
I know you're ahead, but what?
That means, I don't know.

Purposeful nonsense
Creates echoes in one's mind
like insanity.

Into the background
One slips and fades away
as if on purpose.

:thumbsup:

biznatch 02-05-2007 10:32 PM

"This town needs an enema!"

Zooksport2 02-06-2007 01:06 AM

http://www.haltec.com/

stupid sites broke....

biznatch 02-06-2007 03:55 AM

.....huh??

Zooksport2 02-06-2007 04:12 AM

Broke... don't work.... busted..... Kaputt (?)

Ourcrazymodern? 02-06-2007 12:02 PM

Forces of nature
Are patient but they screw us.
Do they enjoy it?

Zooksport2 02-06-2007 01:56 PM

enjoy?
are you sure you meant
enjoy?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-06-2007 03:15 PM

Lovable Zooksport,
satisfying the forces,
they cannot enjoy.

Zooksport2 02-06-2007 11:04 PM

Forces?????? what bleedin' forces??????

Sharon 02-07-2007 05:54 AM

Forces of the G
Not G as in spot, but G
As in gravity

Sage 02-07-2007 06:17 AM

Obey Gravity! It's the Law!

Zooksport2 02-07-2007 10:29 PM

The law is an ass..... ? really? why?

Sharon 02-08-2007 03:45 AM

If the law is an ass, would you like to fuck the law?

Zooksport2 02-08-2007 05:39 AM

Lucy LAWless, yes..... other than that.... nope..

Ourcrazymodern? 02-08-2007 04:13 PM

Xena the goddess
can turn anybody on
when she is trying.

Zooksport2 02-09-2007 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
If the law is an ass, would you like to fuck the law?


Oi, anyways this is a non expletive thread. That word's for the other thread....

biznatch 02-09-2007 12:24 PM

There's other threads on this forum? WTF?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 12:44 PM

Look away,
they're invisible
or silly.

Zooksport2 02-09-2007 05:30 PM

You bet! Some noice ones, too......

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 08:32 PM

Wonderful
titties and others,
They do what?

Zooksport2 02-09-2007 09:39 PM

Make me happy, they do....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-10-2007 03:29 AM

Happiness
Is in the doing
and the mind.

Zooksport2 02-10-2007 03:45 AM

98ft tall, weighing 1,145 tonnes (2.5 million lbs.), arms spanning 92 feet,

Ourcrazymodern? 02-10-2007 04:02 AM

No giants
ever grew so large
they were built

Zooksport2 02-10-2007 04:04 AM

Christ the Redeemer Statue

Ourcrazymodern? 02-10-2007 04:12 AM

Redeemers
must give something back.
Had any?

Zooksport2 02-10-2007 05:19 AM

So..... what are/is a pocketful of Mumbles?????

Ourcrazymodern? 02-10-2007 08:29 AM

A pocketful is
better than it is empty.
But Mumbles, dunno.

Zooksport2 02-11-2007 11:18 PM

I can see this thread slowing, somewhat.
We need a burst of new blood to kick it along......

biznatch 02-12-2007 12:35 AM

http://www.noahdicenso.com/images/20...y_slice_lg.jpg
for the sake of this forum. Not for the very squeamish.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-12-2007 10:05 AM

Eeew. Not yours, I hope?

Zooksport2 02-12-2007 01:26 PM

thats deep......

Ourcrazymodern? 02-12-2007 01:30 PM

It looked like it hurt
or a least bled a little
Hope it got stitches

Zooksport2 02-13-2007 01:27 AM

Bet it leaves a neat scar....

Ourcrazymodern? 02-13-2007 06:20 AM

Scars persist
Reminding us all
of mistakes.

Zooksport2 02-13-2007 11:00 PM

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a hellava limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Mick O'Toole and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little shit, Mick O'Toole!" says the bartender,
"Surely he couldn't have done all that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"Aye... That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself! Didn't you have something in your hand?"

Aye... That I did," said Paddy.... "His wife's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

Villar perosa 02-13-2007 11:43 PM

my first post in this tread woot lol faktor!

Uh oh number two I shall resurrect No soups work on this thread!

Wow this was a quick reply WOOAH!!!!

Maximum spammage!!!!!!!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No soup where are you!

I want No soup!


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