You bastards:
Should I be surprized
Or appalled?

Do the shuffle.

A+D ointment has no expiration date.

KABOOOOOOM

Super percussion
and all that's going with it.
Let's make some music!

And DANCE!

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random reply.

funny picture.

comment about numbers.

I have shyed away from my controlled randomness and now i am lost.

Advice for new topic/game/curriculum?

This or that games are popular.

let's start a story. everyone says 1 sentence or 1 section of story. try to keep it so that the next person has something to say. you can't end it. nothing too gay(gay as in lame and also homo). also, don't just answer it right away. give something to follow. "someone was walking down the stree and then..." "he fell down". that sucks. keep the initial story going and then start yours. :)

i will start the story:

Chapter 1
It was a beautiful day of June with the sun warming everyone outside and the birds singing in the trees. Everyone was having a great time except for little Billy; For some reason, he wasn't enjoying his 1st summer away from home. ...

...which would normally be spent in lazing around the fields, and going for a refreshing swim at the nearest pond. His pet...

, Skeet, had drowned, when they were swimming together, here, last year. He knew that it was wrong, but....

...but all he could think about was how it was somehow his fault. Why did they have to swim near the power plant? His favorite pet hamster never has a chance when he started to drown. "Why!? it's been so long. why does it hurt so much!" thought Billy as he walked on main street. He wasn't just walking randomly - no - he has a plan today. Finally he was there at 6814 main street.
... (entered or wrang the doorbell. you decide)

He went inside the lot, shuffled around in his pocket, took out a set of keys and proceeded to meander about. It wasn't until he reached unit 556 did he stop. This was Billy's personal storage unit, and he was going to retrieve something he had hoped would never see the light of day again. Billy Kelperson had always lived a sheltered life, unbeknownst to his friends and family that he had a duplicity far more terrible thn one can imagine. So, Mr. Kelperson opened the lock, and proceeded to retrieve . . .

A book of haikus,
He drooled as he opened it
and soon was crying.

#6816 was particularly disturbing.

It was random, really, but it was what happened the day that Billy actually read this particular Haiku.
He had been reclining in the roof space above the girls locker rooms, waiting, reading the Haiku's, when.....

...he heard gunshots. his past had caught up to him; for in another life, Billy had once been an assassin-for-hire that had a penchant for reading his victims one last haiku before he sent them off to the fishes. So he ducked into his storage unit and . . .

continued to cry.
The fear he had, inherent,
of the bullets, was.

The future was unclear to him, and he was suddenly worried. Always before he had felt so sure...

so.... strong.... so.... hard. A shiver went up his spine.....

"Aaaaggghhh!!! Damn filthy rats! I hate you so much! I don't want to die, but you will, by my boot!" *BAnG BAnG* Billy retrieved his rifle 'Sally' and...

...realized his words.
The rats were decimated
and he stopped crying.

"Now what can I do for entertainment?" he wondered. "Sally, tell me what I must do! You're so warm..."

"...I'm worried that you might jam in the middle of battle."
However, the second wave of rats was approaching.
Barry crouched, aimed Sally at the army of 4 legged miniature beasts, and whispered to her:
"Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes."
"But rats' eyes aren't white!"

I can't play
with this anymore
I'm nonsense.

OMGWTF!?!?!

Why am I so tired?

damn. that story idea didn't go the way i thought. OCM killed it with the haikus. someone else start something. a new game. I'm done trying to bring enjoyment to this thread.

it's almost 2am maybe? glad to see someone new in this thread though! :thumbsup:

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Maybe Nyquil?

Back to the cats I suppose;

Zooks can post the locos;

biznatch teh numbers;

OCM? with the haikus;

Mex shall be undaunted iin his task to bring this thread interesting new topics;

as for me, well, how about some good ol' randomness:

FaNdAnGo

blah blah blah blah. blah blah blah.

BLAH.

Someone find the origin of the word "blah." Stat!

killed nothing.
tried to automerge
maybe failed

6834
6/8 = 3/4

biznatch teh numbers, at your service :D

SCAVENGER HUNT EVERYONE ... FIND THE LINK ... USE ONLY YOUR EYES AND HOVER
 

we should bring rain ponchos back

What happened to Billy and his story?

"e" http://youtube.com/watch?v=bFFZgvTzkQc

Did you watch it?

Nope.... should I?????

I
have
commandeered
a
fresh
new
page
of
THE
LONGEST
THREAD
EVER!!!!!!


What should I do with it?

Put up kitty porn!

Request fufilled!


http://weasel.faricy.net/funny/cats_humping.jpg
http://www.imagehaven.net/img/9603770buutterface.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30...s-0019copy.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30...TS/catcopy.jpg
http://www.funpic.hu/babelog/sara_jean/sara_jean_02.jpg


Anything else?

OK... I watched half of it... WTF?????

no good?

http://content.imagesocket.com/image...0983gp0f24.jpg

cant understand Japanese......

Actually, I think it is in Korean, which in fact(nope, just guessing) is very similar to Chinese. So this might be of some service to you:

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud


(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao



Stupid Man

Dum Gai



Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni



Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?



I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni



It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim



This is a tow away zone

No Pah King



You are not very bright

Yu So Dum



I got this for free

Ai No Pei



I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?



Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?



They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.



Stay out of sight

Lei Lo



He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.


Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki



I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

heh... new page is good. let's do a word link game. I'll say a word and then you need to say another word that is linked to it and explain why if needed.

1st word is : CAMERA.

digital

robot

dance

I forgot
what we were doing
or nothing.

I don't mind other people winning.

stripper

OCM: why can't you play along? :(

I'm trying
and maybe failing.
People think.

This thread requires nothing of new posts.

i know. I just wished we could all do 1 little game per few page. it's not a big deal. i guess i just thought the thread would grow faster if ppl had a purpose to be here.

I saw 300, The Weather Man, Casino Royale, and A Clockwork Orange.

I think this post will serve me well to find abstract pics denoting the films I watched. Be back in a few!




For now, the randomness is this

"Post nonsense"
Said this subtitle.
And rules rule?

Hell, man, I gave you a code.

6858
6 - 5 = 8/8

6859

Dancer

Boo rah!!! I like saying that, my take on hoorah or whatever. That is my contribution to the nonsense I guess. Oh and I'm scared of moths, they are the devils spawn.

I just wished
my flypaper head
was sticky.

Name a game
& I'll play this time;
I promise.

It's just that catching up to word association by resembling it seemed more nonsensible than the kitty porn. My apologies, sir!:)

I'm proud to be a part of this thread

Play some more,
feel pride in yourself,
and do good.

Why can't I ever get Haikus right? :(

...maybe the vi'lence
inherent in the system
tends to offend you.

(Please don't tell Sharon.)

Don't ponder too long.
Sharon will catch you lurking
And call it a crime.

I massacre, you know!

You massacre.
I only devour.
It's fair.


Sad first attempt. Sharon seems nice. :P

JET: you should make a few entries in the movie review thread. I would love to read what you think of any movies. I find it's a good source for movie critics because on this forum, you get to know the ppl so you know more their styles.

Wow, Zooks. You greeting the new folks while unabashedly promoting this thread seems to be working.

good job! :thumbsup:

We need to set up sometime where we can all communicate in some chat and make like a thousand posts.

Right-0.

sounds like a good idea to me. someone set time and date. i'm usually free after 10pm est-time. haha! yes, i would waste like 1hr to give to this thread.

I am still here, someone get Laugh-O-Matic in here.

great. what's the topic?

I don't know; knida weird nobody commented about last night's Heroes.

I didn't watch heroes. i never did. With all the fucking shows that are new, i'm sticking to just 3 or 4.

I like this group picture. :D

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...2006-groep.jpg

Hmmm. How will we decide on the time?

That picture
is very tilted.
Who are they?

make me right
in my prediction
if you would

Tilted University Project?
Maybe?

Progressing along nicely I see. :D


Randomness: We should say 'bollocks' more often.

bollocks?

BOLLOCKS

bollocks

Mmm... bollocks. :crazy:

mmm...bollocks!
I wasn't thinking
I'd have mmm'd.

I cracked the top 10!

Arbitrary sense
Is the same as nonsense, right?
Good job there, Jetstream!

you have?

Gppd eveing, my good friends!





Isee my speeling has not improved, but how are you al tonight?

i'm allright. not checking this place enough...

Bollocks








Just finished V for Vendetta. :thumbsup:

6896
9 - 8 = 6 / 6

Bollocks???

why???

.

Did someone call? :p

6899... i got nothing.

who ever gets the next one will be 6900! 100 before 7000!! that's massive!

:D

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When's the anniversary?