Where's Waldo?

Waldo went shopping,
but he couldn't remember
why he was shopping.

:) :eek: :thumbsup: :| :suave: :love: :lol: :icare: :hmm: :crazy: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: :cool: :p ;) :D :o :(
I just noticed how small the smiley selection here is..

Women don't understand.... it's a guy thing...

but... I just love 'em... they are just so adorable.

I love touching them, carressing them... Feeling them.... Anybodies!

I'd post a pic, but it may be considered rude....


:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :) :) :)

Bump!!!!!!

Hey! careful... you nearly bumped me...

So with boobs, is bigger better?

No, I like em all, big or small. But the biggest I have had the pleasure of caressing, were small D's, so....., and the smallest. IBTC candidate. My wife is a large B, were, small B's when we first met. Thats the other good thing... they seem to grow with age????

Ummm. IBTC?

No idea what IBTC means, but!
re: boobs: as long as there're nipples on them:thumbsup:

yeah, boobs are cool. I like medium to small. big is just too big.....
ibtc! lol, I know that one. I think one of the girls I used to know was the president.

First pert and pretty,
time passes, decades fly by
hanging pendulous.

Itty Bitty Titty Club......

Women are so luckwy to have boobs..

Did I mention I like boobs...


Bump....

& tits shouldn't even be on the list (of the seven words that used to be disallowed on television)!
When I heard Cher (Bless her soul) use the f word on that awards show where they'd just played "She Fucking Hates Me" and bleeped out almost every word but didn't catch that I knew she was a goddess, & enjoyed it.

Oh yes! George Carlin... love his views on the 7

Tater tits..:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds like a snack!

oops I did it again...

Itty Bitty Titty Club! Hahaha... they should make it the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, then that would be a megarhyme!

Happy new year, an hour and 10 minutes ago....

Happy new year to all.
We've still got 13 hours of the old one left here....

over 4hrs to go here. this will be a shitty new years i think!

Ah, it's only shitty if you let it be. I traditionally go to a party and get drunk, decided to stay in this year on my own with a glass of wine instead.

The in-laws are fun
at least they're fun enough, eh?
At home at midnight!

where I am from it is committee and not club.

A club suggests community. A committee suggests an elite few....

My little committee licked my toes the other night and then worked their way upwards. I don't know when their teeth became involved.....

Errr.... ?!

Indeed, and good answer!

Well, 1/3 of your screen name is certainly true!

& truth is in the mind.:love:

happy new years everyone here! 07! ooooh!

Numbers are cool,
Letters are better.

I'm so tired..... And its 7.21 am, Tuesday

Truth is in the mind, but groove is in the heart...

Yes, I grooved too hard, New Years Eve, thats the truth... ;)

3 is a magic number.

3's look like boobs, resting....

3

:)=<3


"message is too short.... yada yada

Boobs never rest. They are actively performing their boobly duty.

You are quite correct. Boobs never rest... But sometimes, their host does, and they just gotta go with the flow...

Breastfeeding was fun
As I recall, if I do
And lo: It still is....

Anyone else like breasts????

Chicken breast is ok... but I prefer leg.

Dark meat is juicier.

I hate when you order all white meat at KFC, they make you sit in the parking lot for a week.

How can one sit in a parking lot for a week?

On one's ass, presumably. I'm definitely an ass girl myself, I think most of us are. Men tend to be either breast men, leg men or ass men.

On one's ass indeed,
but unarrested, I think
not, as you can tell......

Must posts be haikus?
It seems a strange way to talk...
Kind of disjointed.

what the??????

Sorry, I like them
But of course they need not be.
(Kind of disjointed!)

The rhythm is odd
Here and there and everywhere
Yet somehow flowing

The thread grows longer
as intended, post on post,
& after all, what?

"And after all, what?"
You call that there a SENTENCE?
You're out of your mind!

I think it might be
Though I could not name it that
Thankyou, yes I am.

This is very strange
I feel like I am trapped here
In this crazy thread

Like a spider's prey
Unable to free itself
From entanglement

I have a notch in my xiphoid process...

Is this biological feature newly discovered?

Truly not, it lies
above your heart like mine does
from your sternum....

More Posts!

post? I prefer, " upright"....

I know where the xiphoid process is - I'm just wondering whether you just discovered (or created) the notch!

So I was fucking this little slut in the ass the other day; real rough and nasty style, talking dirty to her the whole time. I have her bent over pounding away at her and I shout out "You're my dirty little whore, aren't you? Tell me what you are". In between moans she yells back "I'm your dirty little whore for you to do what ever you want to". So I smack her hard on the ass shouting "Don't end your sentences with a preposition, bitch!"

It's a congenital notch - I've had it forever.

and so, once again,
He talks to himself and sees:
automerged-double.

Just trying to grow the thread, you know.

CSflim - that sounds almost incestuous, like having sex with your grammar.

Watch the thread growing
First one post, then another
Lather, rinse, repeat

I just don't know what to do with myself....

Me neither - I wish there was somebody else here with me.
The daughter took my car; the older son is probably playing video games over at his (eSTRANGEd) girlfriends place, the wife and younger son are I at basketball practice...stil...I hope! (...)

eSTRANGEd indeed

Well we'll keep you (cyber) company.

yeah, I'll keep ya company.... just as soon as I get back......... from holidays....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy holidays...
I sometimes wish I lived in France.

I'm back.... did I miss anything????

Miss Terious.

I felt a tremble
but I think it went away:
There is vague knowledge.

Well, gotta go again.......

Nice cleavage, Zooksport2!

Awww shucks.... Thank you... they are real, you know....

They may be real, but are they yours?

What's real? Do we know?
What passes for it these days
may not have before.

The question, my friend,
Is "To be or not to be";
THAT is the question

Haiku posts are bad
to write them here should be banned
Wolves don't like haiku

I don't care for wolves...
Were this a democracy,
Their thoughts should not count

i can only verify that by a physical test. :thumbsup:

Good haiku zed wolf!
I can stop if you insist,
but I'd rather not...

Too much fun to taunt
The wolf who stays among us
The one we call Zed

;)

I was there one time
I couldn't freakin' stand it
Haikus are so lame

:D

ummmm that'd be a no.... My only "cleavage" is behind me, and lower down...:eek:


Sure you can....

.

Does that mean we must
Think about buttocks again?
And Ryan is gay!

Mmmm I love buttocks
Find me a hot man who can
Give me a firm pair

Even hairy, eh?
Men waxing is bizarre..
See Caligula.

What's Caligula?
A film about butt shaving?
What an odd subject.

Butt cleavage? you asked for it......:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Butt cleavage is nice
Where can I get one like that
Are you a plumber?

:lol:

I love to check out
That most wonderful of things:
A hot man's plumbing

lol, ok. the haiku can stay.

Hurray for haikus
Today I feel we have won
A great victory

A great victory
but only relatively,
shall we risk others?

Well, I refuse
to be a part of this, this.....
haiku thing....!

More power to you!
And damn counting syllables!
What violence, haiku!

Haikus? Violent? No!
You seem to misunderstand...
The haiku brings peace.

I'd rather drop my shorts........

All the time! Me, too!
What peace can there be if we
cannot feel free to?