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Esoteric 01-12-2008 06:48 AM

I couldn't have done it without you babeh. Of course, the others that post in here as well.

http://www.international-barrister.c...Bowing-Man.jpg

ring 01-12-2008 06:55 AM

I love hats...
nice picture.

something be stirring in a celtic fashion..
must be the scottish part of my blood..
and the greek wants to sing and dance too.

My mom called us a mix of oil and water..
she meant it nice..

I am a proud Heinz 57

Ourcrazymodern? 01-12-2008 11:40 AM

What? When? Where?
Forget about how.
Even why.

Posts happen.

What? When? Where?
Forget about how.
Even why.

Posts happen.

Esoteric 01-12-2008 12:41 PM

:D

Hain 01-12-2008 01:05 PM

Sorry to jack this thread temporarily, but I was listening to my favorite song in all the world.

lyrics   click to show 

Esoteric 01-12-2008 01:15 PM

I don't think it's possible to jack this thread.

Cool song, too.

biznatch 01-12-2008 01:23 PM

11010 = 26

Hain 01-12-2008 01:34 PM

Wrong, it = 42.

ring 01-12-2008 02:41 PM

there is a warmneth in the air so fair.

Esoteric 01-12-2008 03:41 PM

:oogle:

ring 01-12-2008 03:49 PM

That looks like a blue owl blinking.:D

SwitchTech 01-12-2008 09:21 PM

i had icecream cake

BadNick 01-12-2008 09:28 PM

i had dulce de leche icecream ...no cake ...yum

Hain 01-13-2008 02:39 AM

I am still listening to that song... I think it is time I bought the damned CD.

Esoteric 01-13-2008 06:32 AM

One blood.

ring 01-13-2008 06:39 AM

Game?

Esoteric 01-13-2008 06:42 AM

You're good, but I was listening to Wu-Tang's "One Blood Under W." Pretty much the same hook though.

Do you like The Game? He's putting the West Coast back on the map, imo. (I hate 50 Cent)

ring 01-13-2008 06:47 AM

not too familiar with..
I've been more into Cecilia Bartoli - Opera stuff..lately.
and older rock..
depends on what the soundtrack to my life needs at the moment

MexicanOnABike 01-13-2008 08:46 AM

this is a great day! 11111 is on the very next pages!

ring 01-13-2008 10:28 AM

Time for some Jackson Browne- Rock Me On The Water. Hi Everybody.


Sion 01-13-2008 11:27 AM

booyah!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-13-2008 11:57 AM

Pretending a bit
Of the noise necessary
I will make some more.

11025, already?

ring 01-13-2008 12:05 PM

Hello there my defining momentesnous!

The mile posts do seem to be clicking right along.

MexicanOnABike 01-13-2008 05:36 PM

11027? come one dudes! 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!11

BadNick 01-13-2008 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augi
I am still listening to that song... I think it is time I bought the damned CD.

I liked that song, Augi; very interesting, sort of cerebral sounding, whatever that means I'm not even sure. Do you get Star's End radio where you're at? I'd be surprised if they don't play that stuff http://www.starsend.org/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric
...(I hate 50 Cent)

Generally I'd agree with you and I'm not a rap/hiphop fan, but I've been listening to these two and I think they're sort of cute, catchy tunes with a good beat ...considering... Come on, don't you think?

poppin' them thangs:

stunt 101:

ring 01-13-2008 06:48 PM

11-2=9

BadNick 01-13-2008 06:56 PM

11 - 30 = -19 ...ahhhhh, ok.

SwitchTech 01-13-2008 07:10 PM

could it be a shadow

genuinegirly 01-13-2008 08:27 PM

I think that shadows are nifty. What color is the sky when there aren't any shadows?

ring 01-13-2008 09:01 PM

I shall sip on the moonshine and give it some thought.

biznatch 01-14-2008 02:58 AM

Moi je t'offrirai
Des perles de pluie
Venues de pays
Où il ne pleut pas
Je creuserai la terre
Jusqu'après ma mort
Pour couvrir ton corps
D'or et de lumière
Je ferai un domaine
Où l'amour sera roi
Où l'amour sera loi
Où tu seras reine
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas
Ne me quitte pas

ring 01-14-2008 07:35 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ringy/moon.jpg

BadNick 01-14-2008 07:43 AM

Most of us need a Wendy to sew up our shadows

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eterpan903.jpg

ring 01-14-2008 09:48 AM

Yes I'm bein followed by a moon shadow..


Esoteric 01-14-2008 10:31 AM

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/562/shadowswy6.jpg

Good album.

Hain 01-14-2008 11:14 AM

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
I love that old time radio show!

BadNick 01-14-2008 11:26 AM

the shadow knows ...I love those old radio shows, too.

This reminded me of Firesign Theatre which I started listening to as a teenager and is probably one of the reasons I turned out so bad. Nick Danger, third eye ...when two aren't enough.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...nickdanger.jpg

Hain 01-14-2008 11:44 AM

hmmmm... intriguing.

Makes me think of Johnny Dangerously...

Esoteric 01-14-2008 01:52 PM

Hidin like thieves in the night from life
Illusions of oasis makin you look twice

Ourcrazymodern? 01-14-2008 05:04 PM

Can I think
without pretending?
I cannot.

11043.

ring 01-14-2008 05:29 PM

1-1=4-4

Hello.

SwitchTech 01-14-2008 05:46 PM

Ring and BadNick . . . . sweet pics.


i ate a shadow for lunch today. i was still hungry.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-14-2008 05:46 PM

She said I wanted.
I really wanted nothing.
I wanted something.

1+1+0+4=6

ring 01-14-2008 05:51 PM

I will go to sleep hungry,
tonight.

Time for this goofy number to slumber.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-14-2008 06:19 PM

Now I am worried.
Not re: my numbers, you know?
About your hunger.

1+1+0x4=8

MexicanOnABike 01-14-2008 06:28 PM

so far!! come on dudes!

ring 01-14-2008 07:11 PM

I am fine,
just lonesome sometimes,
I am fine.

MexicanOnABike 01-14-2008 07:37 PM

you are not. just not.

SwitchTech 01-14-2008 08:00 PM

does someone need a song

petre 01-15-2008 12:36 AM

will anyone love me....pleaseee

ring 01-15-2008 04:21 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ringy/koko.jpg

MexicanOnABike 01-15-2008 05:51 AM

he's seasoning it just before the BBQ. come on little cat, have some paprika and drink this BBQ sauce.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 05:57 AM

again?
 
11+0=5+6.

This facility
is driving me quite insane.
(We need not drive far.)

ring 01-15-2008 06:20 AM

Penny Facilitator.

Prince let me sleep five hours.

He got so excited on his walk this morn.

He shakes a bit, not for long though.

jewels 01-15-2008 06:21 AM

Oh man that gorilla with the kitty :hearts:

Top o' the mornin' to ya ...

ring 01-15-2008 06:25 AM

Koko, and I believe the cat's name is Penny..

Jetée 01-15-2008 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
So who all needs bail-money?

I just got out yesterday.

ring 01-15-2008 06:59 AM

Oh shite..

Glad to have you back sir.

Jetée 01-15-2008 08:54 AM

Took me about two hours to catch up up on ten pages of nonsensical drivel set to the tune of fandango; elasped duration partly because of attention-lacking, multi-tasking, and a spotty air signal.



Response:

Yes I do like stage6 very much. I also very much appreciate the indexing service-site provided that accomodates solely to divx movies, catering to such personnages as you and me; it is called joox.net

ring 01-15-2008 09:06 AM

Drivel lubricates,
our senses to insensate,
lost shaker of salt.

Esoteric 01-15-2008 11:08 AM

Ah joox. I watched some episodes of ATHF & CSI at work Sunday. :p

RIP TVLinks.

BadNick 01-15-2008 11:25 AM

Jette, I/we missed you. Sit down and get a strong drink before you check out the picture counting thread ...we have some disfunctional folks around here! ;) and the numbering sequence is feclempt.

As for that beautiful gorilla and cute little cat, that's Koko and All Ball, not Penny, ring:

just cut&pasting:
Unfortunately, their relationship ended abrubtly in December of 1984, when All Ball escaped from the gorilla cage and was killed by a car. Koko was extrememly distraught over the death of All Ball and spoke of it soon after:

When asked, "Do you want to talk about your kitty?"
Koko signed, "Cry."
"What happened to your kitty?"
Koko answered, "Sleep cat."
When she saw a picture of a cat who looked very much like All Ball, Koko pointed to the picture and signed, "Cry, sad, frown."
Koko's mourning attracted a great deal of attention from the scientific community. Debates raged over whether or not animals have "emotions" in the human sense.

All Ball was followed by two other kittens, Lipstick and Smoky, and a number of other pets.

Koko and Lipstick:
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/picture..._kittens/2.jpg

Koko and Smoky:
http://www.koko.org/kidsclub/picture..._kittens/6.jpg

Sorry for cluttering our Tilted Nonesense forum with all this serious stuff.

ring 01-15-2008 11:43 AM

Oh yes..Penny is her trainer..now I remember..

Nonsense can handle a bit of serioussnesssssss

Time for a good joke maybe..

jewels 01-15-2008 12:18 PM

Person 1: Knock knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Control freak.

Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"

Zooksport2 01-15-2008 01:25 PM

An Australian Love Poem. Who said Australians weren't romantic?

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

BadNick 01-15-2008 02:06 PM

How sweet! I could almost hear Fly saying that poem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
...Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.


My kids get a little angry when I reply to all their "knock knock" jokes with my same old line:

1) knock knock

2) go away

ring 01-15-2008 03:14 PM

Margaritas for everyone!

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...argaritas1.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 03:36 PM

I never worry.
I am just making things up
and still wondering.

Somebody, please e-mail me a computer!

Hain 01-15-2008 03:42 PM

I don't think the internet has enough bandwidth to email you a computer...

Teleportation is a little ways off... not that far though

ring 01-15-2008 03:43 PM

I don't care for football. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

:D :D :D

Don't worry be happy.

Hain 01-15-2008 03:45 PM

I hated the big mouth singing bass... that thing scared the crap out of me as a kid. Every time i'd wake up at 3AM to go to the bathroom, it wouldn't go off, it would wait for me to walk out before singing, "DON'T WORRY! BE HAPPY! RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!"

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 04:09 PM

My flying
waits for wondering
to happen.

1+1+0-7=5

ring 01-15-2008 04:12 PM

Sexy dyslexix.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-15-2008 04:17 PM

Needing a minus,
I am sitting in the dark.
Guess what I'm doing?

ring 01-15-2008 04:22 PM

Blinking and thinking perhaps.

? ? ? ? ?

This is good noise.
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngy/479f_1.jpg

Jetée 01-15-2008 06:28 PM

Directional object would be us all, so in stating that, avoid the crash occurrences.

You are free.

ring 01-15-2008 06:36 PM

Free to invent 'Kaptain Kryptikos' cereal.

Airheads save lives.

BadNick 01-15-2008 08:08 PM

I am found ...directional object I got in a box of cereal and wear on my airhead

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ompass_hat.jpg

SwitchTech 01-15-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
I never worry.
I am just making things up
and still wondering.

Somebody, please e-mail me a computer!



it says your inbox is full.

ObieX 01-16-2008 12:03 AM


ring 01-16-2008 05:34 AM

How did the chicken polka get stuck in my head,
and where are my keys.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-16-2008 06:09 PM

Where is my knowledge?
What happened to my meaning?
Why am I asking?

11085

ring 01-16-2008 06:14 PM

I ask if you slept well.

Those larger questions dreams sometime answer.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-16-2008 06:34 PM

Those larger questions
dreams sometimes ask yet again
and wonder some more.

1+(1x0)-8=-7

ring 01-16-2008 06:37 PM

so busy
wondering makes me,
some dizzy.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-16-2008 06:51 PM

Please lay down:
Please try to relax a bit.
Then come and see me.

1x1.0+8=9

Zooksport2 01-16-2008 07:49 PM

If 1 lays down, how is 1 supposed to come and see you?

Should 1 not come and see you and lay down????


I need to know, grasshopper...
.

Hain 01-16-2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Dear Brian & Sarah -

You’ve probably noticed by now that I’ve run away. I may only be a dog, but I could see where things were headed around here. I decided to make it easy on all of us and move on.

Please, don’t try to pretend nothing’s changed. Ever since the iRobot Roomba 4290 came into our lives, I’ve been getting less and less attention. Fewer tummy rubs. Less frequent treats. Have you even noticed that my rubber-newspaper chew toy has been lodged between the stove and the cabinet for weeks now? Have you even heard me whimpering for it?

Forget it. I’m not trying to make you feel bad. I’m way past that now. I mean, how could I blame you for choosing the iRobot Roomba 4290 over me? I make messes – it cleans them up. You have to get up in the morning and let me out, but all you have to do for the Roomba is program its scheduler. I see the way you’ve been fawning over it, telling all your friends about it, knitting that little sweater for it. I get it. You’ve found a new best friend.

Funny thing is, you picked the 4290 with me in mind. Remember what you told me when you brought it home? Remember the promises you made? “Look, boy, it’s specially designed to pick up pet hair effectively,” you cooed. “The Intellibin tells us when it’s full. It’s got bump sensors so it won’t run your paws over. And if you flip it over, it’ll shut off automatically, so you won’t hurt your little nose sniffing at its moving parts.” You didn’t think I understood. Well, I understood every word. I went along with your dream, the dream of the four of us together always. What a fool I was.

But I’ll find a home somewhere. Please don’t try to find me. It’s better this way. All I ask is, the next time you’re emptying the Intellibin and you find a wisp of golden-brown fur with a touch of grey, remember that little puppy who used to bark at his reflection in the sliding doors. He wasn’t such a bad little mutt, was he?

Your old best friend,

Rascal
- from Woot.com

ObieX 01-16-2008 10:59 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1266/...14751c6b19.jpg

Hain 01-17-2008 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ObieX

My pet is cuter. :p

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Something's dissapeared inside
Should I try to run away
If I could I would escape you

I won't argue anymore
I have lost the will to be
Hope you don't think I'm ungrateful

Close the curtains, lock the door
Left my notes upon the stair
In hopes you wouldn't read it

Fake emotions in my head
Everything I've seen and read
Can't begin to find the reason

Why, why are you laughing?
Is it something that I said?

I don't like this place at all
Makes me wonder what I'm here for
Someone take this pain away
Dying to see another day

I don't want to be your friend
Or pretend I can fit into
I'm incensed, I'm blown away
Dying to see another day

ring 01-17-2008 07:03 AM

doggies can't have chocolate..
but we can.
enjoy.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...kChocolate.jpg

BadNick 01-17-2008 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augi
My pet is cuter. :p ....


mine is more "special"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...stpuppy9xe.jpg


ewww ...a few years ago my black lab ate a whole bowl of chocolate candies we had ready to hand out at Halloween, and before I could deal with it, a few mintues later proceeded to throw up a huge pile right in front of the first batch of kids who walked into the house. Half of them ran out, the other half just wanted candy.

Esoteric 01-17-2008 08:46 AM

Godiva chocolate is tasty.

ring 01-17-2008 09:53 AM

The lady will not blind you.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...hn_Collier.jpg

Hain 01-17-2008 10:15 AM

Wow I think my post reached the maximum length it can be. I try to add one more item and I get an error message from the server itself!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...92#post2359592

ring 01-17-2008 11:21 AM

1-1+0-0=9-9...yep yep yep uh ha uh ha uh ha.............

BadNick 01-17-2008 11:24 AM

the one one one oh oh

ring 01-17-2008 11:25 AM

anna one anna one anna one oh where? one mo one hon.

Esoteric 01-17-2008 02:22 PM

Moving slowly...

ring 01-17-2008 03:40 PM

I still chuckle when I think of gummi worms on a trailer hitch.
I believe I always will.

:D


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