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Tully Mars 01-22-2008 04:41 PM

Mr. Lynch says
 
There's a hair on the soap
And it's short
And it's curly
There's a hair on the soap
And I don't think it's mine.

skier 01-23-2008 02:51 AM

I am posting in this thread for posterity's sake.

jewels 01-23-2008 04:37 AM

Wendy's coffee isn't half bad.

ZenFilthPig 01-23-2008 05:21 AM

My baby girl is only 18 months old. When she's old enough to type I hope she can contribute to this thread.

ring 01-23-2008 05:44 AM

She can drop her sippy-cup on the keyboard...
as others have done. :D

ZenFilthPig 01-23-2008 05:50 AM

ha ha, no milk in the keyboard yet but there was chewed banana in the end of my usb thumbdrive.

ring 01-23-2008 06:17 AM

I don't know much about computers,
that sounds less painfull than a sliver or something.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 07:03 AM

Let's pretend
it takes no effort
and it won't.

11211.

Cool, I got a pallindrome!

ring 01-23-2008 07:05 AM

awe spicious !

perhapsing.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 07:11 AM

I misspelled
forgot my meaning
and again.

1x1+2x1=3

ring 01-23-2008 07:14 AM

I thought you did that on poipose..
I shall never assume nothin no mo..
you help me to laugh good.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 07:25 AM

I trust my fellows
more often than I cannot,
and I love you, ring!

1+1+2+1=5

ring 01-23-2008 08:10 AM

My dog Prince needs a tail extension..
He can't quite catch the thing.

Poscript: I forgot to say I love you too. :sad:

BadNick 01-23-2008 08:40 AM

There is so much non-nonsense in here. But at least it's getting longer.

ring 01-23-2008 09:02 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...bbitlarger.jpg

Zooksport2 01-23-2008 11:57 AM

111, & 2112

BadNick 01-23-2008 12:02 PM

one one et cum spiritu tuo

ring 01-23-2008 12:05 PM

I really need a drink.
How much would it cost to move
Moe's to tilted city..
Zooks has a truck..yes?

jewels 01-23-2008 12:05 PM

11:22:2

Damn you're quick!

biznatch 01-23-2008 12:06 PM

Et ron, et ron, petit patapon...

ring 01-23-2008 12:07 PM

jalapeno

BadNick 01-23-2008 12:15 PM

In case anybody wants to know the marital status of folks in zip code 11225:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225f.png
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225m.png

ring 01-23-2008 12:27 PM

married spouse absentia sounds too familiar.

genuinegirly 01-23-2008 04:08 PM

what an odd bit of information, BadNick. I've never had an occasion to break down a population like that.

MexicanOnABike 01-23-2008 06:14 PM

nicee

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 06:23 PM

(1x1+2)^2=9

ring 01-23-2008 06:27 PM

sleep is not so elusve this evening..

I'm going to sleep now..

Be well.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2008 06:32 PM

1+1+2-3=1

Tophat665 01-23-2008 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
In case anybody wants to know the marital status of folks in zip code 11225:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225f.png
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/11225m.png

That is some weird, wild, and wacky stuff there. I was looking at the proportion of men never married after 85 years, and it took me a minute, but do you suppose that's because widowers late in life tend to not outlast their wives so well, and thus a higher proportion of unmarried men who are otherwise predisposed to the right side of the bell curve actually achieve it, or do you think it's something to do with the generation that came of age between the world wars - guys who survived the Depression being less likely to marry if they weren't already or something like that?

There's also a dip in female mortality between 60 and 65 that puzzles me. No, wait, that's a dip in the instance of widowers. OK, still puzzled. Could it be that coming to the end of a career and a marriage at the same time would tend to remove one from the count, as it were?

ring 01-24-2008 04:21 AM

We're a rum lot, us Starkadders.
Some of us goes barney, some un us dies in childhood,
some un us pushes others down wells.
So once a year Gramma holds a littl' gatherin called the countin'

Esoteric 01-24-2008 08:03 AM

Sup biscuits.

jewels 01-24-2008 08:20 AM

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

ring 01-24-2008 08:31 AM

Hey everyone...
I am procrastinating paperwork.
Playin with the dog..
staring out the window..
I want to go for a walk but the windchill is 20 below
at the moment...

jewels 01-24-2008 08:35 AM

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! I can't even remember what that feels like.

If you put a 16-oz water bottle outside, how long would it take to freeze? :D

ring 01-24-2008 09:14 AM

I don't know.
I have put the pan of gravy drippings out in the snow to seperate
the fat out quickly,
but one time I had to throw a boot at a neighbor-hood dog
who tried to drink it.
Can't blame him...that had to taste good...he only got a little..

Esoteric 01-24-2008 09:21 AM

That must've been a lot of olives.

ring 01-24-2008 09:29 AM

:paranoid: somewhat

Ourcrazymodern? 01-24-2008 12:47 PM

1+1+2=4x1

BadNick 01-24-2008 01:25 PM

Regarding the marital status data that I posted above, you might already know that 11225 zipcode is part of Brooklyn, NY. And to further develop our indepth nonesense about it, these also apply to that same zipcode:

http://www.city-data.com/zips/11225.html

I wonder how/if this data effects marital status vs age:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../11225race.png

And since I'm a car guy:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...11225trans.jpg

ring 01-24-2008 03:51 PM

11243

Ourcrazymodern? 01-24-2008 05:36 PM

If we were
any more wonderful
could we love?

1+1÷2=4÷4

ring 01-24-2008 05:41 PM

love just might be the universal adhesive..
sounds right...feels right...

BadNick 01-24-2008 08:21 PM

love can be sticky and gooey, so can a cinnamon bun ...with pecans

Ourcrazymodern? 01-25-2008 06:10 AM

Ah, a(h)gain tree nuts!
I was going to say that.
I feel free again.

Where's the syrup?

(1x1)+2+4=7

ring 01-25-2008 06:20 AM

Again with the sweet nothings. :D

I love fresh blueberry syrup..

Why am I thinking of a line from Fargo.."pancake house..pancake house"

Esoteric 01-25-2008 06:53 AM

IHOP

ring 01-25-2008 07:14 AM

YOUHOP

BadNick 01-25-2008 07:23 AM

She Bop - Cyndi Lauper


Esoteric 01-25-2008 07:24 AM

WEHOP

ring 01-25-2008 07:38 AM

We hope
for a microscope.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...microscope.jpg

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngy/Needle.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-25-2008 02:20 PM

Do more beauty things.
They are what makes us feel things.
At least I think so.

11-2-5=4

MexicanOnABike 01-25-2008 03:30 PM

yay. cold time of the year. what's your best remedy?

genuinegirly 01-25-2008 04:30 PM

Loose-leaf tea and a long soak in a warm tub.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-25-2008 07:48 PM

(1x1)x2+5=7

BadNick 01-25-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
yay. cold time of the year. what's your best remedy?

ahhh, a hot cup of tea and a long soak in a warm tub ....and one of my favorites at this time of year is indoor heat

MexicanOnABike 01-25-2008 07:56 PM

hmm. no tea and no tub. maybe an ice tea with a shower? haha

BadNick 01-25-2008 08:04 PM

microwave that ice tea? got one of those?

MexicanOnABike 01-25-2008 08:09 PM

micro? I have a megawave machine. would that work?

BadNick 01-25-2008 08:48 PM

No wonder! After all these years we finally find out why "up north" is so cold


your personal effort at reversing global warming?

Esoteric 01-26-2008 06:38 AM

Sup.

ring 01-26-2008 07:07 AM

I am hungry for lobster.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ster-photo.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-26-2008 07:11 AM

I am not hungry
but I'd eat that anyway
to see how it tastes.

ring 01-26-2008 07:17 AM

The peoples I have talked to seem to have either a love or hate thing
about it...kinda like liver.

I tried to like liver...there is no way...

Esoteric 01-26-2008 01:26 PM

Mmmm lobster...and steak...delicious.

ring 01-26-2008 02:10 PM

rib-eye, charred outside and very rare inside....
been awhile...

Ourcrazymodern? 01-26-2008 03:48 PM

Bemused by beliefs,
we can't listen to our hearts.
It's a dilemma.

(1x1)+2+6=9

ring 01-26-2008 03:54 PM

I'll eat you all up I love you so!


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...dThingsAre.jpg

Hain 01-26-2008 04:18 PM

Where the wild things roam. One of my favorites, up there with Labyrinth.

"Bluto... down...."

Ourcrazymodern? 01-26-2008 10:45 PM

11-2-7=2

ring 01-26-2008 11:51 PM

1:48 AM

jewels 01-27-2008 04:49 AM

7:49 am and Hola :D

ring 01-27-2008 05:25 AM

Look out....

Esoteric 01-27-2008 05:41 AM

I have a hangover. -_-

ring 01-27-2008 06:53 AM

ouch...

Esoteric 01-27-2008 06:56 AM

Good thing I only work 4 hours today.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-27-2008 07:26 AM

(1x1x2)+7=9

I don't understand any of this

Maybe I should go post a lie.

ring 01-27-2008 07:36 AM

The puppy is underfoot...

keeping a 'look out' to not squish him..

greetings to you.

MexicanOnABike 01-27-2008 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

very cool imagery. i bet you they're gonna eat him in 2min.

Hain 01-27-2008 09:53 AM

Is it Magrathea? Did we make it- are we there?

ring 01-27-2008 10:08 AM

Tesser...Act Two..

If weren't for stage fright..
I might have presents..

I'm painting a thing of some sorta thing it will be..

Like I said...they keep me locked in this tower
for a reason..

here is the the new there.

Hain 01-27-2008 10:12 AM

I am not here.

What is here?

Here is just there without a "t"...

ring 01-27-2008 10:22 AM

10 dimensions..

been there done that..

heh..no not reality..maybe..

who who who..

just loosening the brain muscles..

BadNick 01-27-2008 10:51 AM

my brain lifts weights, does push ups and pull ups, and eats right.

ring 01-27-2008 11:12 AM

Wild Things..you make my everything sing..

Hey Ho !.....

your missing member Sharona has retuned..

I'm glad she is OK.

Hain 01-27-2008 11:16 AM

I plan on loosening those brain muscles... check out General Discussion.

I wonder when he was promoted to General?

ring 01-27-2008 11:22 AM

I shall sir...

I say sir a lot cuz my father was an officer..

Some habits remain...plus sir sounds knightly and respectful..

When I lived in Virginia, I became fond of the way gentlemans
would address females of any age as 'miss'
hello miss 'Grace' always gave me a smile to start out the day.

Borla 01-27-2008 02:27 PM

Here is another gratuitious post to grow our thread. :D

Oh, and visit my MiniCity. :p http://pearls-jam.myminicity.com/tra

ring 01-27-2008 03:26 PM

Ringraziamento.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-27-2008 04:54 PM

Let's pretend
my mini-city
feels itself.

11292

BadNick 01-27-2008 05:00 PM

We put giant rocket motors on our mini city and we're now well on our way to another universe. Luckily, we have wireless internet service so I can still post here. I'll send postcards when we get there.

Zooksport2 01-27-2008 06:45 PM

A conclusion



A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.


.

Ishmal 01-27-2008 06:48 PM

will you send us ALL postcards???

one for every post in this thread maybe??

Esoteric 01-27-2008 07:34 PM

:O

MexicanOnABike 01-27-2008 07:59 PM

i feel bad.

Esoteric 01-27-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
i feel bad.


?

Ishmal 01-28-2008 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOB
i feel bad.

Bad sick???

Bad emotionally??

Or comic book bad?
as in a bad guy???

I'll set Spiderman onto you!

jewels 01-28-2008 01:45 AM

MexicanOnABike better?

I feel Monday.

ring 01-28-2008 03:06 AM

five oh five in da morning...

that is all...

Esoteric 01-28-2008 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443
MexicanOnABike better?

I feel Monday.

I hate, yet love Monday at the same time. It's my last day of my work week, yay.

ring 01-28-2008 04:54 AM



Happy Moonday for some, for Zooks it is Tuesday now.


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