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ring 03-07-2008 10:59 AM

I digress further...

The new kitchen counters are 1" and 11/32 nds higher than
the old ones...
but it's not like I noticed it, much......

oy...oy...oy...oy...

Esoteric 03-07-2008 11:16 AM

I'm tired....

ring 03-07-2008 11:48 AM

In Western lands beneath the sun,
The flowers may rise in Spring,

The trees may bud, the waters run,
the merry finches sing.

Or there may be 'tis cloudless night,
and swaying branches bear,
the Elven-stars as jewels white,
amid their branching hair.

Though here at journey's end I lie
in darkness buried deep.

Beyond all towers strong and high,
beyond all mountains steep,

above all shadows rides the sun,
and stars forever dwell:

I will not say the day is done,
nor bid the stars farewell.

Scorps 03-07-2008 12:21 PM

I'm Bored...

ring 03-07-2008 12:42 PM

It's tiresome to be bleak...

mixing it up stirs the soul...

I am rather weary...
I shall rest.

dd3953 03-07-2008 01:41 PM

*sigh* at least it's Friday. . .

SSJTWIZTA 03-07-2008 01:50 PM

yeah, but a slow friday for me.

tomorrow theres a party though...wewt.

ill be the only one there thats not dressed in camo and boots though.

Scorps 03-07-2008 02:03 PM

More snow for us tonight...im getting sick of it.

Esoteric 03-08-2008 05:16 AM

Work
o
r
k

ring 03-08-2008 05:17 AM

My one refrigerator magnet.....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0013-1.jpg

jewels 03-08-2008 05:21 AM

One word for today - Momix !

Enjoy your day!

Esoteric 03-08-2008 05:21 AM

That's awesome.

ring 03-08-2008 05:23 AM

I've had it for twenty years..it's a treasure...

Esoteric 03-08-2008 05:35 AM

It's the hard knock life for us
It's the hard knock life, for us!!
Steada treated, we get tricked
Steada kisses, we get kicked
It's the hard knock life!!

ring 03-08-2008 05:37 AM

With bits of glorious wonders and some bliss also...

Esoteric 03-08-2008 05:54 AM

Hidin like thieves in the night from life.

You know we do it right, right, right, right, right, right.......

MexicanOnABike 03-08-2008 07:49 AM

time to go eat! yay for this thread going while i'm gone.

Esoteric 03-08-2008 07:58 AM

Yay.

ring 03-08-2008 08:07 AM

one two one one nine....

All is so fine...
and dandy.

Esoteric 03-08-2008 08:12 AM

Still dreamin....

ring 03-08-2008 08:14 AM

White Wing Mercy....

Esoteric 03-08-2008 08:23 AM

How you doin?

ring 03-08-2008 09:05 AM

Peachy

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...Monstros-3.jpg

a one and a two and a one two three!

Esoteric 03-08-2008 09:27 AM

Awesome, I'm at work!

ring 03-08-2008 09:40 AM

Okay...

all is well with 12125...over..

Esoteric 03-08-2008 12:17 PM

It's been a long....
..long tiiiiime.

BadNick 03-08-2008 12:35 PM

12127 ...hey, I thought I had surprassed 20000 already? Am I in a time warp?

ring got that last palindrome 12121. Congratulations! Your talents amaze me, truly they do.

ring 03-08-2008 01:18 PM

12128....
Unemployment has its benefits....

Someone please, tell me to 'get a job.'

I ate a whole can of black olives today...
so many varieties...Mission olives..Aleppo,
Alphonso, Amphissa, Cerignola, Gaeta, Kalamata, Ligurian,
Lugano, Nicoise, Nyons, Ponentine, Royal...among others..

Esoteric 03-08-2008 01:21 PM

Get a job! There I said it.

Why do I always seem to look at the time at EXACTLY 4:20? Hmmm...

ring 03-08-2008 01:25 PM

I was one of those 11:11 people...:paranoid:

Esoteric 03-08-2008 01:26 PM

I do that too, also I tend to look at the clock at 9:11.

Very strange.

ring 03-08-2008 01:30 PM

Universal guidance....perhaps...

I remember a time before digital...
I do..I do I do I do...

I was in tenth grade when the first calculators were used in schools,
they were large...about a foot square or so...1975

Esoteric 03-08-2008 01:39 PM

In High School we were required by our Math teachers to get these fancy graph calculators. Yeah, mine was $100+. :|

ring 03-08-2008 01:46 PM

whoa...that much...

12134.....

The wind blows in the time...
now where did I hear that before?

Esoteric 03-08-2008 01:48 PM

Couldn't tell ya.

Wind was blowing around 38 MPH today. :O

ring 03-08-2008 01:53 PM

All of us in the northern realm are about to go postal..
It was below zero again this morning...

Esoteric 03-08-2008 01:54 PM

I don't really mind the cold, but I'd take being hot and sweaty than cold and miserable. At least if you get too hot you can get naked and run around like our early ancestors. Can't do that if you get too cold!

ring 03-08-2008 01:56 PM

Hot and sweaty and muggy sounds delicious.

I'll take two orders to go please.

BadNick 03-08-2008 02:03 PM

ooooo. I love olives. And good olive oil. Last week I got a great batch at a local Italian specialties store, I forget the name of the olives now, they are bright green but are sort of soft and have more of a ripe taste compared to other green olives I've had; packed in a brine sort of like calamatta olives.

In 1968 when I was a freshman at Villanova U. engineering college, we were still using slide rules, very few if any calculators around; we finally got three or four calculators in the M.E. labs where we used to work on projects/homework, these had a footprint about 24"L X 18"W X 8"D, a small 3" or 4" screen that held about 10 lines of data/numbers; this calculator cost several thousand dollars; the department chairman told me they paid an extra $1500 each to add the square root button.

ring, in lieu of a job, think of something you can do from home that will make you a lot of money; don't worry about getting more than you can handle, we'll help you spend it and save some too.

Esoteric 03-08-2008 02:27 PM

I would love to be able to work from home someday....

ring 03-08-2008 02:37 PM

Shoot I am trying to deal with spyware stuff...
I can't seem to create a sytem restore point..
so far I haven't clicked on the dumb shit the spyware junk is trying to get me too..

Help?

MexicanOnABike 03-08-2008 02:38 PM

keeeeeep typing!

ring 03-08-2008 02:43 PM

okay sir but my computer is infected with an STD
and I don't know how to get rid of it...

I shall remain calm...
don't panic..


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0013-2.jpg

BadNick 03-08-2008 06:58 PM

This site has some helpful links for online removal of noxious stuff ...I've only used the Micro Trend site which worked for a problem I had that I couldn't otherwise correct.

http://nevyan.blogspot.com/2005/12/o...e-removal.html

ring 03-09-2008 04:16 AM

So far I have found out what it is...
TrojanDownloader.xs

Thanks for the help Badnick...

Esoteric 03-09-2008 05:12 AM

Ice cold water is delicious.

ring 03-09-2008 05:50 AM

12147.....Ice cold beer is delicious also..

Quiet morning...Daylight Savings Time for some of us....

Esoteric 03-09-2008 06:00 AM

I had some ice cold beers last night.

2 for 1. :D

ring 03-09-2008 06:11 AM

These pop-ups ads are distracting...

Glad you had a good time!

Esoteric 03-09-2008 06:56 AM

http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html

Download Spybot - Search & Destroy, and then run it. It sounds like you have some malware or something on your PC.

ring 03-09-2008 07:06 AM

Thanks...I'll do that ..and yes I do..

I love you guys..

Heard any good jokes lately?

Esoteric 03-09-2008 07:18 AM

Nah, but I am watching Eddie Murphy's standup "Raw."

ring 03-09-2008 08:08 AM

There are only two files left that are infected...

But I have a feeling that someone 'locally' :paranoid:

needs to keep an eye on me...I don't know why..
just because I'm so curious maybe..oh-well I shall not worry..

We now return you to our regular scheduled programming.....of the

son nensicle..

I need to go rent some snake movies of the Python kind...

ya know...'Farcical Aquatic Ceremonies' and their ilk....

biznatch 03-09-2008 08:25 AM

12154. That's a lot of fucking posts.

ring 03-09-2008 09:08 AM

Hey, I went to Boulder High back in '75'

the beautiful Flat Irons...only lived there for a year..

I miss the clarity of mountain air...

It was just shortly before they turned Pearl street into a mall of sorts..

That was Pearl street correct?

been some time....one of my favorite places.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-09-2008 03:13 PM

(1.2x1)÷.5=.6?

Kick my ass.
It might help my brain.
I'd like that.

ring 03-09-2008 03:18 PM

oh god! (little g) please recharge my phone to full..

I shall not be able to bear the silencio....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-09-2008 03:24 PM

You mustn't bear it
unless you really want to.
I need your being.

ring 03-09-2008 03:36 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ringy/t_29.jpg

MexicanOnABike 03-09-2008 04:33 PM

indy?

ring 03-09-2008 04:51 PM

Please drive me crazy.
A willing passenger flies:
never all alone.

BadNick 03-09-2008 05:54 PM

I like green eggs and ham.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...atinthehat.jpg

ring 03-09-2008 05:58 PM

No more stars upon thars...

Where are things one and two?

I need to own a pair of pale green pants...

just once.....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0014-3.jpg

jewels 03-10-2008 07:59 AM

Hey!

BadNick 03-10-2008 08:06 AM

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad...

^ on a non-Beatles note, they have a website for that you know. hey.com

MexicanOnABike 03-10-2008 08:10 AM

less than 200 posts now!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!@

BadNick 03-10-2008 08:18 AM

and only 37,833 more posts till we hit 50,000!!! Go team!

jewels 03-10-2008 09:10 AM

We rock http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/cool/cool0013.gif

Ourcrazymodern? 03-10-2008 01:10 PM

it could work
 
When your fuck buddy
is also your sounding board
it's a good good thing.

12169

ring 03-10-2008 02:01 PM

12170....

I have a centipede in my brain...

read 117 pages so far today....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-10-2008 02:18 PM

Unemployment has its benefits:
It means you aren't being used

ring 03-10-2008 02:57 PM

Time for contortion.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-10-2008 03:36 PM

(1x21)÷7=3

MexicanOnABike 03-10-2008 04:25 PM

here is the chalenge for everyone in this thread: FIND YOUR FAVORITE POST OR SERIES OF POSTS IN THIS THREAD.

mine is probably when i was trying to make this thread grow, i made a super long story and i barely remember what i wrote...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...=99777&page=62 starts at the bottom of that page and runs till it ends on the next page or so... not that great but still makes me laugh.

now what is your best post or serie of posts?

jewels 03-11-2008 12:31 AM

That is funny!

Favorite? I'll have to check back on that when I have more time. Favorite? Hmmmmm.

ring 03-11-2008 04:27 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0012-9.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2008 04:44 AM

Come La Crosse,
come faster to me,
I need you.

12177

SSJTWIZTA 03-11-2008 04:44 AM

hmm, the ass end of a boat.
that qualifies as nonsense for sure.

Ehh this goes up for the hell of it.
http://funkyimg.com/u/45413teenage_h...enage_head.jpg

ring 03-11-2008 04:46 AM

Merry Friday eve eve eve.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2008 07:07 AM

Ass end of a boat?
You should really look again.
That picture is art.

ring 03-11-2008 08:12 AM

For art thou.
soon we all shall wear,
no guile.

SSJTWIZTA 03-11-2008 08:33 AM

haha i guess to some art is, well, the ass end of a boat.

ring 03-11-2008 09:34 AM

You are most welcome to my party.

BadNick 03-11-2008 11:08 AM

ahhh, good old party lines.

One ringy dingy... two ringy dingy.
Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?

ring 03-11-2008 11:16 AM

Fried mushrooms.
for breakfast,for lunch
For dinner!

BadNick 03-11-2008 11:28 AM

fungus among us

ring 03-11-2008 11:41 AM

My celium...my my my my ..

I've got this Knack for getting songs ingrained in my brain.

jewels 03-11-2008 11:47 AM

My Sharona. I hate when I get threads mixed up.

ring 03-11-2008 11:52 AM

No you don't..;) ....

BadNick 03-11-2008 12:04 PM

Is this the complaint thread? I have a complaint! I'll probably forget what it is by the time I find that thread.

jewels 03-11-2008 12:12 PM

False. I already forgot.

ring 03-11-2008 01:25 PM

12192....

These eyes we're sharing
eyes without a trace of guile,
mirror each other.

BadNick 03-11-2008 08:19 PM

In honor of the longest thread, I just want to say that the longest penis belongs to the blue whale, the largest measured at 2.4 meters (about 8 feet). This does not include some of the males on this forum who shall remain unnamed, though I suspect some of them may start naming themselves.

BadNick 03-12-2008 03:56 AM

The Trans-Siberian Railroad is the longest railroad in the world. The eastern terminus in Vladivostok is 9,289 km (5,772 miles) from Moscow.

ring 03-12-2008 05:16 AM

Greetings, fellow thread elongaters...

The time between now and Friday shall seem most long.

jewels 03-12-2008 05:37 AM

It's just past tomorrow. Almost there.

Helloooooooooo.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-12-2008 06:32 AM

We have the most fun
when we're being most honest.
We should tell more truths.

(1x2x1)-9=-7

ring 03-12-2008 07:24 AM

Feed me.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-12-2008 07:27 AM

Minute adjustments
are all we must be making
each for the other.

12199.

ring 03-12-2008 07:34 AM

12200...

The paper-back drinks up the oily fingerprints,
as we both drink up the beach, in good company.


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