Are we all okay?
Good, can we get the damn car
back to the asphalt?

phew, that was a close call.....

As if cats
with nine lives passing,
hanging on.

All alright, I had to take a trip neither for business or pleasure(long story), and didn't have a laptop. BTW, you got 6200. Nice.

shucks, you always notice the little things

Must be a talent
or another ambition.
Glad to see you guys!

post 6207
6 + 2^0 = 7

six plus two
might equal zero plus eight
the fragments flying

62096209620962096209620962096209620962096209620962096209620962096209620962096209

If sinners
left their evil smirks,
W?

621162116211621162116211621162116211621162116211621162116211621162116221

What's wrong with cryptic?
It allows the birth of thoughts
otherwise hidden.

badabing!!

Loving and wishing
produces nothing unless
it allows others

working again
the pile shrinks or grows
my feet hurt

without the working
the pile neither shrinks nor grows
it only sits there

Unless , but of course,
you take evaporation
into account, dad.

It evaporates
Even when it's gone solid?
Surely you're jesting.

XXX

WELL! you never told
me that it was a solid
homogeneous thing!

I never told you
anything too cohesive
but some of it stuck.

the seeds of science
that you planted long ago
are why I'm Kick ass

I might know
but please be gentle;
my nuts hurt.

Your nuts hurt? why.

To make the haiku,
sometimes it's hard, sometimes soft.
The syllables fit.

(See what you've done! Sharon will be back accusing me of atrocities!)

You atrocifier!!!

See how I can be?
I love you, too, miss, very much.
Yet I continue.

Awww, you sweetheart... and decimator of the art of the haiku.

I resemble that.
Evolution can cause pain;
Fear not the pleasure!

For the prize you seek,
Do not give up your searching...
Pain is your reward.

Hey guys, guess who is back...figured this was the best place to announce it...didn't have internet access forever.

who? who? who? tell me. tell me.... Please!

Backstreet's Back?

Glad to read you're back
Shadow_fire, I had wondered
why you were missing.

Welcome back, Shadow_fire!

I would like to contribute in making this the longest thread ever.

Contribute always
the only sure way to grow
is if people will

Hired!!!
post 6237
7 - 3 = 6 - 2

45 minutes and I finally get to go home. Then I shall play some God of War 2 and release some frustration on the enemies that stand before Kratos's fate.

6239 = 78.98734

Of much interest
but mathematically
I'm quite retarded.

6-2=4+0...see? (heh)

6241 X Pi = 19614.571

You sinner!
If I could do that,
I'd give in.

It's good to see the internet growing exponentt...exponential...expond...larger every day.

Exponentially is correct I think. :)

Your thinking
in its correctness
impresses.

10^10^100. Apparently, nothing in this universe can be counted to a googolplex(that number). Also, it would be impossible to store the decimal notation of a googolplex even if all the matter in the universe were to be converted into storage.
Numbers of which the magnitude is impossible to understand amaze me, and today I share the amazement with you, hoping it won't turn to boredom.

Amazement
cannot bore people
unwilling

http://www.fao.org/DOCREP/X5684E/x5684e04.gif6248 = 79.044291

My square root
with no exponents
is oval

I have knocked orf for the week. Its now the weekend... Oh wait, I gotta help the out-laws concrete the floor of their house extentions tomorrow..... 6 cubic metres of the stuff... oh my aching back.....

allo. thought i'd post something random to keep the discussions going.

next topic of discussion: "bloody banana bowling"

Do banana's bleed?????

Less importantly
can they come bowling with us
or write some haiku?

Only certain species of bananas can write a haiku.

Upside down
ability found
no rotting

Please come back.
I don't understand
why you've not.

62576257625762576257625762576257

You see sir?
It wasn't that hard.
Or was it?

These Cheddar Cheese Combos are quite delicious.

The goal is
to go onwards
and upwards

and inwards???

Possibly.
This person only guesses.
...and wishes.

I like the pizza flavored combo's, lol

your lippy is smudged......

but pretty
even as it is
and tempting

specially to a spider.....

As if we
might be agreeing
I'll say yes.

omg this one time i saw this guy in a resturant and he was ordering sum food but every time he went 2 say no pickles the girl wuz all like u want pikkles???????????

can someone explain
might help you with the pickles
otherwise, dunno

well that topic didn't go far. FUCK! I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT THE NONSENSE POSTS BACK IN THE "NEW POSTS" FUCK.

If this thread
had more yeast in it
it would expand

http://www.fisheranddonaldson.com/ca...ages/bread.jpg
wow. post: 6272.

You mind is cleaner than mine.....

I was thinkin' a different kind of yeast.......

zook, i like yer sig.....slinkys+esculators do seem like tons of fun.

Don't forget the reference to Ch'i.
and on page 124, you will see how it came to be......

I had a Slinky
once upon a time it kinked
(guess what else happened)

Man. I haven't posted here in a whiiile.

The thread's not
been growing as fast
without you

6279!!! is that all! 6279!

6+2=8+0

6281

6 + 2 = 8/1

R.I.P Bebert.

6+2+8+1=17
6*2*8*2=192
192-17-17=158. we're on page 158. OMG!

6281! Is that all?????? 6281

At least it's growing
If not as rapidly as
We all might wish for.

One step closer to the ultimate goal!

This thread has slowed drastically since posts merged. I can't believe i have the second most # of posts

That seems very odd,
merging and then withdrawing
but quite natural.

Six thousand, two hundred and eighty eight.

thanks for your restraint
I feared your wrath forthcoming
and yet somehow hoped

six thousand, two hundred and ninety miles from here.....

Ideas
forming in my head
probably

Mine is longer.

Your what? is longer?

It is said
the longer head is
shortsighted

7000-6294 = 706.
706 bottles of beer on the wall, you take one down, you drink it(fuck passing it). 705 bottle of beer on the wall.

edit: I hope to one day be in the TFP hall of fame for the actual longest thread ever.

I hear many things
I read a lot of more things
I'm "contributing".

um.....what exactly is the goal?

To make this thread "The Longest Thread Ever!", of course.

i meant what is the current record holder.... is there a specific goal?

christ! does everyone have small feet? how goddamned hard does it have to be to find used mens shoes in size 10-11?? why the hell do they all have to be 6?