saw some dude on a bike...

and he thought to himself...

"that's a nice bike!"

"i wish i had one just like that! my feet are killing me..."

and at the same time,,,

the guy stoped at a corner store...

leaving his bike in the front of the store...

. It wasnt locked and there was noone around...

so the mexican guy walked by slowly looking everywhere to see if someone was watching him...

when he got at 5feet from the bike, he ran for it, jumped on and...

started pedaling as fast as he could...

toward the alley going north outside of downtown...

When he was 5 blocks away, he stoped for some air at the local Taco bell...

"i figured, air is free, so i wont pay for that. but i will get myself a nice taco!"

he was walking in, but with no money, it would be hard to get anything to eat...

as he got to the door, something caught his attention,,,

there was a sign in the door...

the sign said "delivery boy wanted"

The mexican guy knew that with a job, he could afford some tacos and not have to steal so much!

we interupt this story for an important anouncement:

post 2500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"do you have a car?" said the manager to the mexican guy...

"no..." replied the mexican guy while looking at the floor for fries...

"then i'm sorry, we need someone who can travel to downtown and back in less than 30min."...

the mexican was sad and depressed but atleast he wasnt hungry because the manager was nice enough to give him a taco because he didnt want the guy to steal any more fries from the floor...

on his way out, he looked at his awesome new bike and he thought, "hey! if i take all the side streets, i can probably drive faster than most cars!!"...

so he ran back inside and screamed " MANAGER!! I HAVE A BIKE!!!!!!!!!!"

as he screamed, his hopes died because he saw the manager shaking the hand of a dude holding the wanted sign. he had racing gloves on and a porsche jacket...

this was even more depressing than last time because this time, he didnt have a taco. :(

The mexican was riding back to his house slowly trying to think of a way to get another job...

"how was your day? " said a soft voice comming from inside the apt...

not to dissapoint his beautiful wife, the mexican guy simply said " well i got a job. see? they gave me a bike!" ...

she was soo exited that he would finaly make some money that she...

she ripped off her clothes right there and jumped on him and they made hot pasionate sex till they couldnt stay awake any longer. ..

Before the sun even rised, the Mexican Guy was walking out of the apt very slowly to go see someone very important....

... i dont know where he's going ... i dont know where this story is going. it's pretty lame.

5more posts and this will be forgoten forever!

here: i'll make it end quick:

mexican guy tells his buddies about the guy stealing his job, so they find where he lives, smash his car to bits, break the guy's feet and hands and they tell him to leave town.

mexican guy trains all day and all night for 1 week to be the best taco delivery boy ever! but after a week of only training, he has to sleep for like 3 days. and then, he goes back to the taco place, tells the manager of his skills and since the other guy dissapeared, they hire the mexican guy and he gets a little flag that says: taco bell delivery!

moral of the story, you have to steal, kill and fuck some ppl to get somewhere in life!

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i went from 370 to 455 tonight.