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She's hot.
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oh yeah, I guess I haven't been keeping up with my porn ....sorry bobby
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Betty White is tired of your shit BadNick.
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Eso, is she hot? That emotional tension can make for good sex.
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thanks for the heads-up, carrot. I didn't notice it since cdw seems to change avatars more often than I change laundromats.
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If test drives
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I only have like sixty more to try out........
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i hate leprachauns
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contrary to popular belief, betty white is not a leprechan.... she was however married to one
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thats my cat!!!!
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so tired!!
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now that you mention it, I'm gonna get ready for bed
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it's a great animation!
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2 midgets doing a donkey covered in thousand island dressing
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i like thousand island dressing as long as there are no hairs in it
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my cat is not amused.....
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World's Longest Marriage Proposal on Valentine's Day - Lulu press release
A man who asked his girlfriend to marry him by writing her a 113-page proposal and publishing it as a paperback book has received a one-word answer: "Yes." Cameron Kelly delivered the unique proposal as a Valentine's gift to Angie Kreimer, along with breakfast-in-bed this morning, at their home in Hillsborough, North Carolina. Rather than simply kneeling, Kelly's proposal took the form of presenting his beloved with a book, titled 50 Reasons Why You Should Marry Me ... And 51 Reasons Why I Should Marry You. Reasons that Kelly, 27, felt Kreimer, 28, should marry him included: - I clean the bathroom every week. - I'm going to look like Sean Connery when I'm 65. - You don't even have to change your initials! Reasons, meanwhile, that Kreimer was meant for Kelly included: - I love the way you say "crayons." - I'm more in love with you now than ever. |
Back to the top with you.
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movin on up... to the east side
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I grew up on the east side, now I live on the west side...around here it feels like I was movin on up, though actually I moved sort of sideways.
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wine, anyone?
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nnnooooooooo, not whineeee!
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arrgh, there is a mosquito in my room i have no idea how it got there, shoo dammit, just Die!!
you see this is why i tolerate spiders |
I like spiders as well.
Especially the cute fuzzy kind. http://www.ski.org/Vision/Eyepage/Im...ng_spiderB.jpg |
I also let the spiders in my house do as they wish. By now my kids also know not to mess with the spiders or my wrath will be upon them. But I hate mosquitos and flies!!!! ...and some little moth thingies that were all over my house until a year ago when I found a pesticide strip that I hang up one on each floor of my house, no more moths and the spiders don't seem to have been effected...hope that wasn't the longest thread for you to read
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Little moths are frustrating when they get into your food.
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I hate it even worse when the eat my cloths! I was cleaning my closet last year and took out a pretty nice Bill Blass suit I hardly wore and it was full of holes...goddamn bugs!
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Japanese Spider Crab (Macrocheira kaempferi)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...aka,_Japan.JPG This deep-sea creature is the largest known anthropod on earth. When fully grown, it can reach a leg span of almost 4 m or13 ft. Its body size measures up to 37 cm or 15 inches and weighs up to 20 kg or 44 lb. The bottom of the Pacific Ocean around Japan at about 300 to 400 meters deep is the crab's natural habitat. It feeds on dead animals and shellfish and believed to have a life expectancy of up to 100 years. It has 8 legs and 2 feeding arms. |
Why have you got Bill Blass's suit?
Did you steal it? Did he owe you money??? . |
spider crabs, look good enough to eat
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did someone say THE King Crab?
http://www.mikezulu.com/kcrab.jpg |
eat them before they eat us
Crab louse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-wikipedia.jpg I guess I could add this one to my "eyes" collection: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eye-lashes.jpg |
ew. Stay away from them nasty bar whores.
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DAMNIT NICK! Is no meal of mine safe from your pics!??!
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sorry guys, I'm just trying my best to make this longest
whores' ovaries = hors d’oeuvres = crab dip |
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stop with the pickTures!
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talk about boners, did you guys ever see this "bacon world"?
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that is the sexiest piktchar i've ever seen. i want to live in the bacon world
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mmm, mix bacon fat into refried beans, its the best, guess what? goes great with bacon
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wow. bacon world is awesome!
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1x7x1=6+1
Naughty bits longing for a little...compassion, embodying it. |
new page. wee.
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mmmmmmm, rendered pork flesh.
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is it to late to lay claim to the throne of bacon world?
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for you, yes
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and who removes your splinters?
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lazer sounds.
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According to at least one not-well-documented source: The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds.
cdw, apparently you're in Youngstown and maybe this is why, but did you know that technically in Cleveland it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. http://www.angelfire.com/super/shoebox/didyouknow.html |
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Seven little words, connected. |
did someone say k'nex?
http://www.taomc.com/educational_use...explt1_800.jpg |
awesome-0 printer!
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but will it correlate?
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impressive, who'd spend money on a printer when you could build one
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sort of upwardly longest, apparently the world's tallest Lego tower:
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I wouldn't feel safe standing under that leggo tower.
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MOAB,
Hey bud, you must be one awesome-o guy! |
argh, i hate bud light, now i feel sick...blegh
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i love law and order and special victims unit, but can't STAND CSI. isn't that weird?
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now I'm tempted by the avatar-ability of those ....aheemmmmm, cdw
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can i get a drunken, naked, hot angel smoking a cigarette instead?
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