I wish not to be allergic to wheat, pine tree pollen &
Fanatico Doo-Doo Heads.

I called several so-called Christian heads of their churches,
and not ONE of them had the guts to say, YES,

Your friend who just died, is going to HELL.

(Cuz she was either muslim, jewish, catholic, nonbeliever..whatever.)

All they would keep repeating is that.."We teach...blah blah blah"

They couldn't or wouldn't give me a yes or no answer.

Fucking slick tongued cowards.

I hugged them anyways,
cuz it's all about love ya' know.

I love people, though sometimes interacting with them makes that challenging. I love sushi, too, and it almost never gives me a hard time.

Since you guys have claims on a couple other Barbaras, I'd like to lay stake to Barbara Feldon

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../shoephone.jpg

Laying steaks
on the barbecue
can fuel you.

Being carnivorous is only part of who I am. I also like veggies.

Who doesn't?
You know the reasons
carrots reign.

the one with glace? surely!

you know, ever since I bump'd the ABC WA, I thought to myself, "was this a good thing?"

It's not that much more creative than original WA, which is among one of the worst plagues upon my mind to think that it even exists in 98% of all forums, and what's more, is actually "popular" and entertaining to some. (I'm sure that was a sentence fragment) Boggles my very small mind.

Isn't boggle a game? What boggles you? Should boggle adopt a second definition, and then if so, what would you propose it be?

Is your question a boggle?
I can't fathom your dark reasoning
for lashing out at your friends.

I think Boggle's fun...

boggle is a word that means going down to the bogs with some friends and playing in the mud and rubbing peat all over our naked selves. It made us feel so ombrotrophic ...in a good way, if there is any other kind.

how dumb these three tv women were????

99 was in love with a bumbling twit
Samantha's hubby was permanantly bent over his boss's desk. Knew his M.I.L would turn him into a pig/duck whatever, and yet he still told her where to go...
and Jeannie! well!

.
Ring! Not feeling very religious, I take it?

humans being imperfect ...after all, who isn't?... they're the problem with religions. They can even imagine battles of the gods, although you should know that my god can beat up your god.

A little post befor bed...

no wonder this world is so screwed up. Half the world is going to bed when the other half is waking up.

when i wake up, i like to pretend im still asleep, bed is really comfy

I think I can fool myself with such pretending, but most people seem too smart to fall for it. I do it anyway since it helps me to separate the wheat from the chaff.

I'm trying too hard to be creative and proliferative and popular when all I want is a 'kudos'.

What does it taste like, I wonder?

kudos to you, Jet. You deserve all the kudos you get and then some ...actually then a lot more. Taste? Tastes like chicken.

Which brings me to one of my theories: everything tastes like chicken because of McD's and partly also due to KFC. All that chicken being eaten results in the environment being over saturated with left-over chicken genes and molecules, and as those get absorbed and adsorbed into other things, those things eventually end up also tasting like chicken.

Hm? coincindence? you posted a minute before I was going to, and a minute after I finished this:

wait a minute... and thanks for the kudos (and contributions) to some of my very many metathreads. It does help to have at least one vocal appreciator, though I do crave more (I think that was a McD slogan from back in the day).

One's Love for LEGO Can Only Be So Large

thanks for giving credit where credit is due ...I mean the sources for those pics I posted. I can appreciate the importance of that and will try to do that henceforth.

To further support my "chicken entropy" theory, I hereby submit:

this one has a credit on it already:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...chicken_0b.jpg

I'm not sure how to credit this one, but I found it here: MOCpages.com : Share your LEGO creations << LOTS OF LEGO CONSTRUCTIONS HERE!
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...027_SPLASH.jpg

I don't really want to impose my newfound and astonishingly-accurate method of accrediting authors to the their works, but really simplest way to explain it is by my embracement of two key web applications: tumblr and TinEye. On the ohter hand, if I see an image without any description whatsoever, I get kind of pissed (better fit word: "fueled") and try to see if I can find the origins of the image, within 2 minutes is a bonus.

I've known about both websites for more than a year now, perhaps verging on two, but only in the past six months have I joined the two forces together to find the source and creative intrigue that inspired the creation that I am now beholding. Not enough people state their sources, anywhere really, but of the hundreds of blogs I've come to uncover over the past year, and along with some of the people that I follow on tumblr, flickr, 2photo, deviantart, and dozens of other locales, I can at least rummage around myself and see if I can put the right name to the right picture. It's my goal; and it does help me uncover other great astounding works by the same author, and/or their peers.


If you see how I've adopted the "bracket system", that states where I found the source;

for example:

you say you found this image here, but couldn't find the author. I'd post the image...and just bracket the source
[MCO.]

But if I did happen to find the creator, I'd state right under the image, post its "title", and give a link to the author's webpage, if he/she has one, along with their name.

informative example:
now, I'll move on to giving the picture its due information... if you'd like to follow along, you'll notice here that I have input the image into TinEye, and wouldn't you know it, only 1 source popped up. The key though, is that one source is the most relevant one (not to mention the originating one)... I've gotten good enough now to recognize which sources will aid me in my search for "the one true name", and which ones are just wastes of my time. Still, it's really just a hit-or-miss type of shooting gallery.

Onwards... to properly displaying this image in my newfound method of giving my audience all they could possibly want in terms of context:

http://9gag.com/photo/20961_540.jpg
Abby Goes For the Pizza!!! by gajbatton


[flickrblog.]

Intolerance comes
from the feeling you're special,
forgetting who's "not".

2/2x1+2=3

I read all that.
I need cake....

Eat some cake,
then do more reading...
& enjoy!

You must've read Smith's blog as well.

That's another idea I had, but still don't want to berth it yet: "Food as Art".

What type of cake is your preference?

hgmmmm. legooos!

I wish I had something good to say ...maybe if you ask me a good question.

But I did.

So you did! Parsnips. They're sort of like albino carrots but with a little bite.

No, the last question.

Question:

What makes a good question........

.

If you ask a question and it is a good one, it then becomes a good question. Just like if you have a fence and paint it white, it becomes a white fence.

Jet, the "last question" is now ancient history and I can't go home again.

The question on this page.

O, not often used by me no more, but I ask... when you answered that it 'tastes like parsnips', what were you referring to? Was it my question about the kudos bar? What is a 'parsnips' anyhow?

do you mean this question? <<< NOT literally the question immediately to the left but the one below:

If so, it would not be parsnip cake, if there is such a thing. Maybe there should be. I bet parsnip pie would be awesome. But I do love and always use parsnips in soups and stews, and also roasted with other "root vegetables" like in this scrumptous photo below. And appropriately for this thread, parsnips are quite long, but probably not the longest vegetable. In my early education I was "taught" that it is incorrect or inappropriate, forget which, to use "and" to start a sentence like I did above, so I would like to say "screw that" I don't need no stinkin' rules. Well, I do, but you know what I mean.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5f699bda90.jpg

I was taught to not end any sentence with a preposition, alternatively.

Futhermore, I try to supplant any and all synonynomical usages of the phrase "and" + "also" & work my contrained little brain to avoid any features of repetitiveness, or so it is my aim.

Anyway, thanks for enlightening my of the topic of 'parsnips' (do they taste like mint? I don't know what I asked this, because I've never tasted mint either).
(I think I self-taught myself that any inter-thoughts are meant to be placed within parentheses, and if you should use them within a sentence, the "dot-period" is always placed after the closing parentheses. I think I'm quite right about this.)

I like choc'late cake,
while parsnips make me quiver;
pepper anything.

((2+2)x1)+3=7

almost!

I just happen to be looking at the menu from the Dilworthtown Inn in case I want to take mom there for Mothers' Day and what do you know? It had an entre with parsnips!:

Braised Beef Short Ribs
Smoked Yukon-Parsnip Puree, Hen of the Woods, Grilled Asparagus, Cabernet-Wasabi Jus

My favorite (only) root in which I eat occasionally is yuca. But you can't eat it raw or without proper seasoning, or else it's just taste as though you are eating the pulp of a demolished tree.

Taste speaks of itself;
some you can't think of trying,
unless raised on it.

2x2x1=4x1

I'd like to meet that Hen of the Woods and see what she knows about cocks.

Has the topic shifted to chickens?

I have a righteous photo of a chick somewhere, but nobody cares to know about it.

Favorite way to spice up your chicken (otherwise: how do you like yours done)?

Did you see the tasty (sounds tasty, I have yet to make it) recipe for grilled chicken that Borla posted today in the "tilted food" section? It parallels my taste for grilled chicken since it uses a wet concoction of spices and herbs to baste on the chicken while grilling it "indirectly" (off to the side of the coals/heat) so it cooks a bit longer and slower than "direct" method (right over the hot coals/heat).

A couple days ago my dearest wife (not that I also have any less dear wives, she's my only one) cooked one of her specialties, curry/dijon mustard/honey chicken with a nice side of a "Thai" style rice.

I also like roasted chicken, which we rub with some peanut oil and sprinkle with salt, pepper, and your favorite herb, then roast in the oven...maybe with some root veggies or baby potatoes.

These chicken dishes taste great, but they increase my concern about the validity of my chicken entropy theory.

So, anyways, I might make a graph on our progress in TLTE.

that might be inspiring and motivational

No, I did not, but you have nw given me a reason and recollection to make a note of it. Care to recount your theory on chicken entropy, and it affects us as a society? I might publish it (with your permission, of course).

'The Longest Thread Ever!' It's really an astonshing thing to realize that we haven't had an acronym for it until now (or that I haven't noticed its usage before if this isn't the first time).

Good luck with your graph, Zooks. Myself, I got a couple or three playlists to author, and I'm hoping to get them done and posted by tonight.

22-14=8

Chicken entropy
must be inevitable
once they're the main course.

49 is my 3rd luckiest number, behind 30 and 6.

Jet, you don't have to wait for my approval. But if you want me to expound on the theory I'll have to collect my thoughts and words since the only place I have it recorded now is in my memory. This was to prevent the theory from falling into the wrong hands ...or drumsticks, if you will, in case some alien powers related to pre-quantum history chickens from another universe might get wind of it and come destroy us before the inevitable "chicken death" of our known universe.

Tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte tlte

I like how t-l-t-e
seems implying tilted, too,
as befits this thread.

2+2+1=5x1

I used to play a PC game called "Chickens from Space", and it somehow was a religious-type game. Not bad, but weird... also enjoyable, though random in its message.

I'll try to find it for you while you compose your thesis on "chicken entropy".

Ah, I finally got my new discovery to work, and it is a godsend. (now alls I need to do is curate it into a new thread, share it with the TFP masses, and just wait... and wait... until it falls flat back on my face, defying gravity, even, in doing so.)

Also, I fixed up this post (found on page 8 of Picture-Linkage)
Additionally, have you noticed how much I use opening increments of alliteratory interruptors as a crutch to further my statements?

Alas, I've seen too much, yet accomplished very little.

Adieu.

Can I play even if I don't back-read this one,,,, sheeeeesh 554 pages, I wanta play, oh please, you know I thought I add something and then I figured it would just make this post longer, crab......(sequitur) hehehe......
I will catch up following, I promise..... :)

Welcome Idyllic!

We've had a few fresh faces over the course of the past month, but I do truly hope for the sake of everyone and the thread that you can exceed their count (you only need to post once more, and you become TLTE! 'Fresh New Person of the Month').

Anyway, come, unwind, and don't be afraid to get lost in the multitude of pages that now endear our thread. I've done my darnedest to make sure each and every one of them at least has one thing worthwhile on it (though you might need to start around page ~168 to see my entrance to the fray).

Enjoy your flight.

Huh. As luck and coincidence would have it, I was only off by about 10 pages (give or take ~400 posts, or a month's worth of effort, back then) by my original, off-the-top (or outta my rabbit's hole) remark about my first post in this thread.

Turns out it was on page 158 (standard 40-posts-per-page view) that I popped up here. Also, I was kind of an obnoxious dick at first (very sorry about that) so please excuse my voice and posts from back then.

page 222!

so who's going? did you guys get an invitation?

Where are you going, BadNick?

(nobody invites me for anything)

Of course I'd invite you, Jet. But it ain't my party. I'll put in a good word for you, though.

where?

There!!!

here?

everywhere!

Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

Abbott: I certainly do.

Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

Costello: You mean funny names?

Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

Costello: His brother Daffy.

Abbott: Daffy Dean...

Costello: And their French cousin.

Abbott: French?

Costello: Goofè.

Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who's on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The first baseman.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy playing...

Abbott: Who is on first!

Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's who?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: Who's playing first?

Abbott: That's right.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it.

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy that gets...

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: Who gets the money...

Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Whose wife?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Abbott: What's wrong with that?

Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: How does he sign...

Abbott: That's how he signs it.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.

Abbott: No. What is on second base.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first.

Costello: One base at a time!

Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.

Costello: I'm not changing nobody!

Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.

Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

Abbott: That's right.

Costello: Ok.

Abbott: All right.

PAUSE

Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.

Costello: Now how did I get on third base?

Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

Abbott: No. Who's playing first.

Costello: What's on first?

Abbott: What's on second.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott: He's on third.

Costello: There I go, back on third again!

PAUSE

Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.

Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?

Costello: Now who's playing third base?

Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

Costello: What am I putting on third.

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: You don't want who on second?

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!

PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.

Abbott: Who's playing first.

Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?

Abbott: No, What is on second.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first!

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

PAUSE

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because!

Abbott: Oh, he's centerfield.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: The pitcher's name?

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: You don't want to tell me today?

Abbott: I'm telling you now.

Costello: Then go ahead.

Abbott: Tomorrow!

Costello: What time?

Abbott: What time what?

Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.

Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?

Abbott: What's on second.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

PAUSE

Costello: Gotta a catcher?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: The catcher's name?

Abbott: Today.

Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.

Abbott: Now you've got it.

Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.

PAUSE

Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.

Abbott: So they tell me.

Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!

PAUSE

Abbott: That's all you have to do.

Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.

Abbott: Yes!

Costello: Now who's got it?

Abbott: Naturally.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Naturally?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.

Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That's different.

Costello: That's what I said.

Abbott: You're not saying it...

Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.

Abbott: You throw it to Who.

Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's what I said!

Abbott: You ask me.

Costello: I throw the ball to who?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Now you ask me.

Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?

Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!

Abbott: What?

Costello: I said I don't give a darn!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.

All your base are belong to us

Well played, friend Nick.

Excellent.

who will make it to 22200 1st?

just another few.

Few is similar to several?

I scared another one I away. I'm not a very good greeter, am I?

Depends how high you're counting;
Sometimes few comprises many more
than it is when by itself...

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My fractious nature, intervening,
still I'd say's not unconstructive, but trying,
to build many things at the same time.[COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]

imagine how surprised I was when I cut open the bread and there was a foot inside! I ate it anyway.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood-art-06.jpg

Did you put some meat inside?
It would be sacrilege without it;
Just ask Hamburger.

22-17=5

It took me half-an-hour of research and look-up, re-uploading, and translations.... but I found your artist, BadNick.

Ways & means
& further choices
'scribe us all.

That doesn't look like a foot...

Looks only about 8 inches...


.

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geez, Jet, how come you are always on in the early morning, (6.43am here in west orstraylia)

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triple post score: 100

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quadruple post score: 1000

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Quintuple post score: 100000

... because we, truly, live half a world away... if I were to dig right and straight and true (not to mention down), I'd probably pop right up in the Perth Railway Station.

Sextuple post score: 1000000

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OI! Gidday!!!

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Feel like doing a chase to 22200?

Maybe your viewing
has effects on perception
located like you?

Thats only ten posts each....

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Ello! we is a threesome?

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Thats like 7 posts each......

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close to detroit, where all the great iron was made....

I was gonna say
that your math wanted something
but that's all it was.

Ok maybe not that close.. 600 miles is a tad far to walk....

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Delayed postcast make math slightly inaccurate...

Just this one
before I head south:
I'll be back.

Its like a loooong distance phone call. I,m answering a question you made 30 seconds ago......

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I'm all alone again....... sniff......

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rHmx0xTrqt...sad-donkey.jpg

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I am, STILL, so very grateful, to our great as gatsbies, TFP ADMINS.

Because of their helpful efforts, we can all now enjoy this splendidness...



(but, my youtube embeds are still broken... this is only a problem for Opera 10.50+ users, and a few in Safari, but it is still quite a pain)

fine, then..., catch me if you can...

I've caught you.


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4020/...2a2ff8c7_m.jpg

we're getting so close!

I don't frequent that other thread but are they even worried, concerned? Are we even on their radar screen? Maybe they don't care about being longest since they're into words. We're the ones who are chained by our thread title. But the chase is fun anyway.

Thats not me..... I'm goalie!

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one more towards a new page!

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trifecta post!

22192! That was my favorite number during April 2008!

7 away from #1.

I challenge you to find a (good) post of yours from April of 2008, found in TLTE! (I still find this weird; it's so "new") and give us some awe, BadNick.

that's a good challenge!

This first one was from April 1, 2008, and the others followed immediately thereafter:

You know, I was supposed to share a partially-frozen, partially-skeletal frozen moose on the highway sometime agao (when it was actually still winter) but it got lost under the tons of volumes at which I save new posts every day.

Tell you... in the first year I used 'T', I saved around 600 posts; in the last four months, I've saved more than 2,500. So, that picture must be somewhere in the first 1,000, I think.


(Thanks very much for rising to the challenge, sir!)

what is it, like 3 more?

who should get the one that does it?

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this might auto merge ...or not?

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it did auto merge, it did! < this will, too

2 away!!!!!!

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22200 is yours, RING!!!!!!!

Hello there.