got any good charts, MOAB? ...a zoom on the last couple months progress, maybe?

2+1into6=0+2

I had four distinct dreams last night:

Venus was a trip and three quarters.

All during the second dream I either spoke like John Wayne or Terminator Arnold.

The third dream was full of unfulfillment

The fourth dream was a reassuring recurrent reassemblage of beings that I've
known for all time.

Are we having sanctioned FUN yet?

The dream that we have
as the tilting continues
might need Lancelot.

(or any # of more extraordinary knights, nonsensibly not fearing sanctions)

This is for the year

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/blogs/m...g-chart622.jpg

And this is the regular one.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/blogs/m...g-chart633.jpg

No comments on my charts?! I thought they were cool. :(

inspiring charts, MOAB. they also provide satisfaction. I also like the colors.

Yeah, I saw the charts on your blog and totally lurved them.

Well I thought yer charts were impressive.... in fact, I'll say that they were as impressive as a W12 powered Golf....




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http://www.egmcartech.com/wp-content...1_official.jpg

cool, btw i got a job with a perfume company, 2-3 months of training/evaluation and im golden. anyone want some "sex in a bottle"?

...and its a scam job, damn you scentura creations!

I usually smell pretty good.

is anybody of the same mind that this forum's name is a little, "square", and perhaps probably pretentious (I use this word, not only because it sounds scathing, but also because in my mind, I'm only in the neighborhood of knowing what it actually means).

Is that how you spelling scathing?

Also, I want to be the first to propose that this forum, if even up for a name change at all, be regarded retroactively repositioned as "Tilted Trampoline" (anybody else remember that forum?).

We are so close to dominating that other damnable thread...

just a matter of time (ellipses)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...8g0yo1_500.gif

I remember that one of my respected teachers used to say "the first three letters of fundamental is FUN". I also noticed that the first part of "zoneless" is ZONE. So there you have it: "fun zone" is just short for zoneless fundamentals.

____ is something to be filled, maybe with an "X" or a checkmark, initials even, so would'nt a color from a crayon work?

Give it a try.... lets see the results :)

I'll approve THIS message.

silly soles on her shoes, other than that nice

Goodnight, perchance to dream...

Lay flat on your back with your arms straight down by your sides; relax; breathe slowly and evenly to help relaxation; let your mind relax; IME this will facilitate dreaming. Weekly staff meetings are another potential source.

cool. I was just wanting to add something random here, but I also found a potential post for my 'Sillybrities' thread; the only thing I need to find is the author/photographer.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...ipbho1_500.jpg

MOrning all.... now coffee, and work..... rinse. repeat

Ev'rybody's underwear
is what I'm wearing when I'm naked:
it might even be a boy's.

What happens when the blue wire touches the red wire of MOAB's graph?

The lit fuze is just out of camera range, it's all sparkly and smoking.

Should we cue the Mission Impossible music?

Hey Nick..."Zoneless Fundamentals." Nice.

"Phantasmagorical Forays" Yep. We need an official re-naming of our not so little
sub-forum/arena

What best describes what we do here?

@Jetty: Scathing is a such a powerful word.
Think of being able to make paint curl and peel away from a house,
simply by the heated intent behind a person's words. Yikes.

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OCM?...I've never seen you wear underwear, darling,
not even Peter's Panties.

21/6 x 2 = 7

Hello, beautiful!
I don't know what I implied
by what wasn't said.

xx!

Kneel, and receive recogniztion & praise, for the combo-art of obfuscating around
the edges when necessary,
towards the ultimate goal of enlightening your brethren.
The boundaries we need and the boundaries begging for dissolution,
your being senses. Your gentle loving heart embraces all.

Okay..now I crave some dark dark chocolate.

I'd settle for some roasted peeps. I'm snowed in, and I haven't eaten in, approximately 12 hours.

fun silly stuff there Jet.

where? I didn't post a link to my website, did I? I'm slipping.

(oh, did you mean the celeb mugshots above, or the thread in entertainment as a whole?)

Deleted Images - The Junkyard of Art

with or without underwear, you are all invited to our monthly underwear party

Where's that being held?
More so, what is it holding?
I'll be there with bells.

I don't know what to contribute here anymore in terms of sparking a reply anymore.

a train?

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...1quio1_500.jpg
by Banksy - Thomas background

wow! doublepost! I even surprise myself sometimes.

oh, would you look at that! A hat trick! (I think... let me count again).

1
2
3

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...lphbo1_500.jpg
by Steve Diet Goedde


4 more

and so I've sparked my own imagination to burst open the restrictions of the past 3+ years of shackles, and I committed "post multiplication"... the forebear and ideal candidate to hold such an important ability, for I do not abuse it with any malice whatsoever. (and my TFP personality is that of a rabbit / hare, even though they're both entirely different species, if not classes, but one thing they are known for is: intense and fruitful offspring multiplication)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...pwi0o1_400.jpg

let me find that webcomic, and I'll skedaddle on out of here, as I've got to do other stuff.

(did you listen to the train audio yet? I found it here)


http://i39.tinypic.com/11uhudi.jpg
by Nicholas Gurewitch, of The Perry Bible Fellowship

Jet, the multi-post genius, is at it again and again and again and again and again. I didn't count the first one since that was a normal post, not a multi-post.

Jet, relating to rabbits, do you know, or have you encountered such a fact, whether the yield of rabbit meat per pound of feed exceeds that of chickens? I believe it does.

That should be a no-brainer, as there is a obvious over-abundance of ckickens due their multitude of uses in our current national food farm & distribution methods, as well as a national audience that views chicken as a "staple" dish in every single known cuisine in our melting pot of cultures. Rabbits here are not overtly seen as a food source, and if so, it is somewhere more rural and/or a place with a tastes for "fine dining". Delicacy, I don't think so... sure the bunny's got muscle, but not enough meat from my experience.

But, I'm sure, maybe somewhere in France, or Kurdistan, I don't know, bartering for rabbits may indeed be easier than trying to smuggle chickens.


Is that what you were looking for BadNick? What is another topic on your mind? Would you say you like new music or new cinema more, at this point in your life?

Thanks, but that's not the rabbit info I had in mind. I have a friend who raises rabbits for food and he claims that the yield is quite a bit better than for chickens so I was asking for confirmation about that. Since he's always been a stickler for correct technical details, I tend to believe him until proven otherwise. I'll search for more on that.

As far as "new", I like music, cinema, other art forms that are different, as long as they seem well done to me. It's mostly pretty hard to match the classics. But if some artist does something interesting that pushes the boundaries, I'm less critical of the details as long as it has substantial merit in my mind. It's only lately that I'm able to really start getting back into those things again. Now that my two boys are well into their teens, I seem to have more time to start enjoying such private things again. While they were younger, it seemed that any spare time I had was spent playing with them...which was great, but that changed my agenda for a few years.

Just yesterday I was playing the soundtrack from "The Harder They Come" and my son and his friend were digging the reggae beats and asked what album that was, so I explained that it was the soundtrack from a cult-film that used to play at the artsy film movie houses in this area. But then I had to explain what I meant by "cult film" which didn't seem to register for them.

oh, I mistaken read "yield" as that pertaining to cost, not actual content of meat. sorry. Still, I think a well-bred chicken has more viable meat than a hare, but it all goes to size, health, and actual use of all the meat (the hare has more "limbs" than a chicken, so that, of course, may make the yield bigger, but not everyone has a taste for "rabbit's foot").

cult film -- I'll be slightly amused if wikipedia has an entry, and definition, for you on this.

In my mind, "cult" means low-budget and/or low-"yield" of audience awareness, save for a select few, who view this particular accomplishment as above and beyond the ordinary--"extra-ordinary", if there is such a descriptive phrase.

Fact, there is no chicket meat in Rabbit


.

At a certain age,
with the willingness to do,
you know there could be.

wow, i bet jet can even break the space/time continuum

yeah, all I need is a new "g1829" battery for my crummy calculator, and then all bets are off.

Divide by Zero

(you know the sad part about those tiny-ass batteries and our society as a whole? Those batteries cost more than the entire calculator/wristwatch/little flashlight is worth. 7.99??)

post a ninja.

hot...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1113/...94a6f48866.jpg

or not?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/4...de1570a557.jpg

so it tastes like chicken?


We're working on an important component that is going into miniature fuel cells that will replace batteries. It's not really too far from commercialization and batteries for various hand-held devices is the top priority. The first major customer seems like it wll be the US military since there is some ridiculous statistic about how many pounds of batteries are allocated to each soldier in the field...so the fuel cell battery packs will replace these.

When crossword cogitation
makes thoughts that you can't communicate
additional are needed

i just watched Ninja Assassins. pretty funny (B-movie).

I hope everyone had a happy April Fools Day...it's almost over, so relish the last moments. Also chopped onion and mustard the last moments, on a lightly toasted bun.

never liked being fooled, im oddly harsh about it. or at least i think that way

Paying attention
to the way you think is cheap
if you're rich enough.

21/6=.5x7

april 2nd? and my dog is a retard. bleh.

and im glad it went by without incedent

not with me. I celebrate April Fools' as if it lasted the entire month, or on occasion, whenever I feel like it.

It's always best, and awkward, to shout April Fools' when it's Thanksgiving, or Bastille Day, any day is prime. I don't do it anymore because I'm quite bored about investing time in things I honestly don't care about, so I pass on my knowledge to not let it be compartmentalized into a single day be a burden to anyone.

resulting in chaos, the dead rising, but then only to do good deeds. babies spouting republican nonsense, while swarms chase single middle-aged-women around. vending machines REFUSING to take your money, with some incessant chortling for good measure.

madness.

Dude, I was dreaming about "Madness" last night.

Give me a sec... let's see if this works:



Deltron - Madness [Deltron 3030] (2001)

too loud, turn it down!

little not loud too not much like before.

Do I get evil
as a stagnant precursor
to an explosion?

21666

you guys almost had me fooled there for a minute but now I'm OK

I don't know what you mean. I nevver wokn what you mean.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...ddeyo1_500.jpg

just (finally) posted this in my visual splendor blog. You wouldn't happen to know the model, would you? (I entitled it 'Mercedes CLR GT')

ahhh, cars...one of my greatest distractions. I'm not sure of the exact model, but it looks a lot like the flying Mercedes:


The Mercedes-Benz CLR was a Le Mans Prototype built by Mercedes-Benz for the 1999 24 Hours of Le Mans. It became infamous for spectacular crashes during its only competitive outing.

In April 1999 Mercedes launched the new Mercedes CLR as successor to the FIA GT championship-winning Mercedes-Benz CLK-GTR and later CLK LM which would take part in the upcoming Le Mans 24 Hours. With tens of thousands of miles of testing on smooth race tracks, like Homestead and Hockenheimring, Mercedes felt that the car was quick enough to win the race, despite the short time spent on wind tunnel testing.

Three cars were entered, numbered 4, 5, and 6, each driven by a German, a French, and an English speaking driver, to allow efficient international marketing. Mercedes' major competitors, Audi R8R, BMW V12 LMR, Cadillac, Nissan R390 GT1 and Toyota GT-One, each entered two, three, or even four cars, making the 1999 Le Mans one of the toughest ever, particularly when additional competing smaller private teams like Panoz were considered. Only Porsche, the winner of the previous year's race, was missing.

However, Mark Webber's #4 car became airborne at the Indianapolis corner during the Thursday night qualifying session. The car was rebuilt from scratch on Friday, modified for more downforce at the front, and entered in the Saturday morning warm-up. This time, Mark Webber only made it to the hump before the Mulsanne corner when the car backflipped in spectacular fashion, this time caught in mid-air by photographers. Luckily, neither Webber nor anyone else was injured on either occasion.

Despite the second incident and its echoes of the 1955 Le Mans disaster, Norbert Haug decided to go ahead and enter the other two cars in the afternoon, with additional modifications and instructions to the drivers not to follow others cars closely over humps.

Still after over 4 hours, driven at the time by Peter Dumbreck, the #5 CLR chased a Toyota GT-One and became airborne two turns before Indianapolis, somersaulting and landing over the barriers into the trees, all on worldwide live TV. The crowd in the Le Mans grandstands was terrified, seeing the pictures on large screens without hearing any comment for a long time. No injuries were sustained in this incident. The race continued under yellow flag conditions. The #6 CLR, driven by Bernd Schneider, was immediately retired.

Not really too mean
to pretend you don't know me,
or how does that wurkk?

did you say wurkk?

I was just doing
that reference thing I do
& you were too quick.


(unlike Gilligan)

thank you for that since lately it's not often I'm too quick with anything. But what's the hurry, right?

I'm always in a hurry, but still, most of the time late (and slow, and procrastinating).

Is that the personality for the white rabbit or is it not?

also... backtracking a few... (oh, and anybody, did you happen to watch the Modern Marvels special on 70's Tech last night? Blew my mind they were talking about how the "crummy calculator" and the "Speak & Spell" were revolutionary feats of engineering. Yet another coincidence. I think we need a new word for this, as it is happening all too often to me, and I'm picking it up even better now.)


KRAFTWERK - Pocket Calculator [Computer World] (1981)

you youngins might not appreciate these simple things like some older folks would.

Luckily I was adept with the sliderule since there were no calculators when I started in engineering college, or at least not a calculator you could carry around. I recall when they added the square root button to the huge desktop calculator in the engineering lab and that button (and internal capability, of course) cost +$1500

yeah, the pricetag to those things were astronomical.

I'm always a few years behind technology by design (and laziness/unawareness).

So long as you have patience, in a couple of years, the price markdown on the most sophicated of technologies of the day will be brought down some several hundred percents.

you can barely even give a pocket calculator away anymore (that goes the same for my transformers watch, and my pocket calculator watch, both now lost in the abyss, yet still the veritable "bee's knees" when I received it back then for free by some sort of promotion down there at the Montgomery Ward's).

shouldn't the writing be upside down as well?

‼‼‼MON NMOD 3DISdn .NMOD 3DIS3dn

(Wallaby-like typing detected.)

I can't say willy-nilly,
but you're jumping to your conclusions
something like a kangaroo.

= 21683

so what are we doing today? all this fun is turning into nonsense.

I consider it the same.
Changing the name to anything else
hasn't caused devolution.

today: post the most delicious picture.

(Sorry, MOAB)

Suspending interfering
disbelief is quite necessary
to fiction's entertainment,

no less to new thoughts
& to new ways of thinking
than to the "real" thing.

21-6-8=7

I want to fly away. not be burddened by social dogmas anymore. let me be.

what happened to my ambition? I think I need to recapture something again.

maybe getting reintroduced to to my "Buddhist thought of the day" widget might help:

While the Tathagata, in his teaching, constantly makes use of conceptions and ideas about them, disciples should keep in mind the unreality of all such conceptions and ideas. They should recall that the Tathagata, in making use of them in explaining the Dharma always uses them in the semblance of a raft that is of use only to cross a river. As the raft is of no further use after the river is crossed, it should be discarded. So these arbitrary conceptions of things and about things should be wholly given up as one attains enlightenment.

Floating is passive.
Sometimes a stick will poke you.
You can't ignore it.

oh, double-ds.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...9k79o1_500.jpg
Cotton Candy Canes by Rexton

2+1+6=9x1

Whenever patterns
are too distracting to me
I feel the blessing.

life is just a big cake...jump in and enjoy it

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...B9705D825F.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ake-Dress2.jpg

When I'm not in the mood for cake, life can be a nice cold beer. Or a juicy steak. Or my kids....not that I'm usually a cannibal.

way to destroy the cake!

how about the longest cake? LONGEST CAKE - until BadNick ate it

you could. but you wouldn't succeed. I like eating cake. I don't care about keeping it because then it will mold.