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congratulations, Zookman. I hope that's a harbinger of things to come your way.
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Yeah, sorry to steal your thunder....
You mean like the bullshit speeding ticket I got yesterday? The one I'll be taking to court and fight over? Gonna win too..... . |
not loss of any thunder I cared about...I was being the straight-man for whoever wanted all those 0's.
Good luck with your ticket. How fast were you going and why will you win the challenge? |
A week ago, I would have been 1 km per hour under the posted. (90km)
A new sign, obscured by a tree, now reads 60.... There are several points that are erronous, including incorrectly recording my rego number... (2 characters wrong!) |
I hereby declare you innocent based upon legal technicalities, though I wonder what Judge Judy would rule in this case.
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yeah... she'd fix em up!
Thanks, Judge Judy! |
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Sure, but which one?
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there's only one Bond, James Bond. And his name is Sean.
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that dummy is too dishevelled to be the real one...James is always impeccable! ...though it seems the ladies do peck him often.
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All these Verdant Tender Budlings, Springing forth all over the place.
It brings on a craving for Good Wasabi. |
no, now is the month of the monsoon.
now that i've said the word, here comes the rain (and the gallery to follow). until that time, prepare to be inundated (do you have the rain boots?) |
no boots needed. I like splashing and running around in the rain barefoot...as long as it's not too cold out. Once I make up my mind that it's OK to be wet, it becomes fun, and I don't mean nonsense.
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this might be the only one I have, but I'll look for more
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics/rain3.gif ---------- Post added at 10:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:11 PM ---------- I wonder if this will auto-merge with the rain pic? here goes.... da daaaa. It did :( |
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Whether's dramatic, you can ask Jim Cantori: he's on location. |
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This thread can't be jacked
as an inlet or outlet no matter your brain. |
hey folks, the next one's another palindrome!
Sort of like "A Toyota: race fast, safe car: a Toyota" ...at least before their current sudden unintended acceleration issues |
Dammit I'm mad - a poem by Demetri Martin
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I’m a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash. A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I’m it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N ame not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog” Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I’m mad. A palindrome poem. . |
No posts in ages.... where is everyone?
Question: at 90 kilometers per hour, how long will it take to travel 100 meters... . |
Sure I had something,
Composing all weekend, right? I'll make something up. ("Sir, I deliver, I'm a dog.") (Or a pony, like up to the bar.) (Or maybe just one of us who cares.) 22024 (So much I can't believe!) |
1hr and 10min.
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didn't take long eh?
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Hey I was busy until this moment or else I would have been posting here already. Such is life. Now that my long lost head has finally arrived, we can wrap up this project and move on
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how quickly we forget of me, and my issuance.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/3...ad7dce93f7.jpg by Meredith_Farmer ah, I'll get to it later. The real flood begins tomorrow. (I'm a slow rolling storm) |
rolling thunder storm?
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...mb-500x317.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-thunder-1.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ingthunder.jpg I'm listening to the soundtrack of "Until the End of the World" a film by Wim Wenders. Ever see any of his flicks, Jet? What do you think? He's one of my favorite. |
bam!!! another one
not to mention "30" is my luckiest number |
I just wanted to play too....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...rCup/apond.jpg LILIES! pretty.... |
ahh, such a serene lily pond. I want to put one in my yard with some koi.
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Petit Lemans 2007 by antiundersteer The 10th running of the Petit Lemans, a 10 hour or 1000 mile endurance race of sportscars. |
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Thankyou for your assist, Guttercup....
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Indeed, Guttercup,
we will thank you to come back, often & amused. 2+2+0+3=7 |
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw...4h5bo1_400.gif
(click-thru for the sound of rain, as interpreted by others) |
Splashing reminds me
of the way we love ourselves 'cuz it can't help it. |
*enters thread, farts, exits*
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You can fart all you like, just stay on your side of the pond....
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are we there yet?
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2/2-0=4-3
Where are we going? I keep forgetting, you know, except what I can't. |
124 more and we got 'em
2/2 - 0 = 4/4 |
& Sonny & Cher,
with a tree in between them, separated paths. 1-2-3! |
how easily we distract ourselves. sorry I cannot help you do revel in this run-around - I'm tired of straining my noodle only to get goo (did that rhyme?).
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I'm on the road again.... well after I finish this coffee.....
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2=2+0=4/8
Caffeine's another plant-based gift from god, like Fly's; Photosynthesis! |
I eat, drink, smoke, and love all nature's gifts to mankind ...and womankind, and any otherkind.
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anybody got a big fat arse?
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sorry, I'm a V160 kinda guy
On my PC in work I might have links to all the Toyota repair manuals. I'll try to remember to check on Monday when I'm back in work. |
I can't help but think that everything will fall apart when we become #1.
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...but falling apart's
a fucking pejorative falling together. 2=2+0=5-3 |
The obstacles to our success will have fallen apart in our path. The succulent meat of success will be so tender it will fall apart in our mouths. Fall; apart of the year I like as much as Winter, Spring, and Summer.
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I like eating meat,
& becoming redundant, I'm an omnivore. |
I post here this fine morning, as I prepare for a morning at the range, as I continue to satisfy our government requirements to own a handgun....
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did you get any bullseyes?
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some bird eyes. or mosquito eyes.
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eye eye, captain ...strange that so many captains have that patch over one eye. You'd think they would say "eye, captain"
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it's more like: I see your eye, you see my eye. we see eye to eye.
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even though I was "smart" in school, my speech grammer was somewhat disabled due to where I grew up in Phila; strangely enough my written grammer was usually very good. So I would often say "I seen that" or "I seen you". Early in our relationship, my first wife, now ex, gave me a sentimental present with an "eye scene". Eye shoulda seen it coming since she eventually dumped me for a "better scene"
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The grass scene's greener
on the far side of the fence until you get there. 2+2+0=6-2 |
that's one reason I hate fences, my friend. But I love green. Green's one of my favorite colors, like TFP green
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I hate those who hop over fences , like you, and you, and especially you.
Destroy my adorned squirrels. (I need to move myself to another forum, because as I've come to learn, I really despise all this nonsense.) |
That makes me sad, Jet,
if you really feel that way: Please reconsider. We need you. |
Have we shrunken? Considerably.
(I don't know what comes after that, I'm afraid.) our voice has just faded away into a background white noise, chittering; annoyingly-so, after a spell. - - - Here's a piece I'm reading, and enjoying (though I forgot from where I picked it up); and thinking that if I ever come to share it, it will undoubtedly be by only tumbleweeds. As much I don't like to state it, for it sounds vain, all this effortuitous work on my behalf is really to beckon an audience, one that I fear I shall never have. |
You do it again;
expanding my horizons with facility. 2/2+0+6=7 |
Audience you have.
The resounding applause for our accolades comes from within, first. I hope you continue to have passion for what you do, Jet. Our reactions or affirmations, do not define you. You do. Peace & Joy I'm new to this new lingo, is 'Tumbleweed' a kinda sorta Epithet? |
for all my voluminous knowledge of words, (that's a lie, though: my brain doesn't hold more than eight words at the ready at a time, so I go with a stream-of-consciousness, plug-in-play-sort-of manner to composing a sentence fragment of a thought in real-time) I still have yet to research and learn what an epithet is; I've heard used negatively more often, though.
I also forgot to mention ( for above, the misplaced, or altogether omitted modifier of an audience, is confoundedly-shifted to 'share' in its stead) it will most probably only be visited by tumbleweeds, and they'll have more to say as well (I just want a few comments here and there). |
I'll also mention that even though it is intermittently-updated as of now, my new venture in trying to maintain a rolling blog of my finds, thoughts, and inspirations is not the best it could be, I'm afraid, as I'm not actually posting what I find, but what others find for me, but the good news: I have not given it up.
and because of a happenstance TinEye query for which I was searching for yesterday, I came across the idea and spare four minutes to compile this post, one of my newest (although it is still late in this ever-NOW-NEWS-world we live in): http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...hhufo1_500.jpg FFS interview: Laura Marling | For Folk's Sake (hopefully, I will find the time to seek out and sample a few of her musical inclination tunes) |
I can compare the tumbleweed to my own experiences of letting
the wind & water currents direct my path, as my dry leaf self floats upon the surface of life. OCM? has mentioned how he's most accustomed to 'flying by the seat of his pants.' I offered to embroider wings on his back pockets, but in reality, I would not have the patience to carry through on that idea. Now, a handful of permanent marking pens...yeah, I could have a lot of fun with those. Post script: I just now saw your post. we overlapped a tad. When I have more time I will investigate. Computer access has been a rare and spotty thing for me lately. I'll try to catch up when I can. |
You can tattoo me
at any time you want to, with or without pants. |
as one film I'm not quite sure of stated, "You should come out and plaaa-ay".
I'll do just as I've written. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw...pe8uo1_500.jpg (maybe I view the world as bugs... hyper-oxygenated, prehistoric bugs?) |
Even memories are not indelible.
Put your pants back on you perv, (OCM?) or indulge in a new pastime on the subway, darlin'. Hey Jetty, that young lass won't be doing the ant/spider in my hair/cleaveage/underwear dance. Such a shame. Goota go for now...I hope to have more time another day bye for now. |
The worst day shootin' still better that the best day at work....
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That looks like my little sister typing. I don't know how well she types but she's a damn fine and dedicated RN...and mother of too many children, if you ask me, though nobody did.
hi ring! nice to see you jumping in here occasionally. |
as usual, this is not the longest thread but the past. do not disturb anything on your visit.
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The world is falling apart ! :surprised:
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Got the child health ladies here, visiting my daughter and her week old bubs.
Some of the questions!!! "Is there a history of..... " How much water are you drinking How much food are you eating Don't drink coffee Don't eat that. Woman needs a slap! . |
i suffer, from boredom
and, depression and, everything, which aggravates my depression just need sleep, ah, yes, that sounds great, think i'll do that. g'night <3 |
Me too.
One more post before I head off to bedy bys...... |
top of the mornin' to you all. It's a bright beautiful Spring day here today and I'm enjoying it immensely. What'll it be for lunch today?
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Hi BadNick. Fancy meeting you here. Talk about lunch, I had a large pizza from Joe & Tina's, with sausage, green peppers, and onions. It was very yummy, a traditional thin crust style and crisped perfectly to my taste. Wish you were here to enjoy it with me.
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and I'm sure you didn't bring enough for the rest of us?
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Jetfriend, I couldn't eat the whole thing, so there's a couple slices left. PM me your email addy and I'll email the leftover pieces to you.
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digital pizza: if ever there were a thing to try and do a search for, I'm not sure what my point is...
here's a semi-relevant example of which I mean... and I think I have a thousand resources too many, so I feel stifled to the content of this abundant and vast ocean of gibberish that is our WWW. |
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chicken?
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you mean it tastes like chicken, or it's really chicken? Either way, I prefer bbq'd pork ribs.
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bbq chicken-tastes-like food is also good. but ribs are a def awesome thing.
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Bungarra tastes like chicken...
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so do snakes in the grass...as well as Barbara.
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just call me Mr. Redundancy
just call me Mr. Redundancy just call me Mr. Redundancy |
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I assume Same Old Same Old. / The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/honor_societies.png |
besides the above. two. what is your third wish?
mine? here: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...1zngo1_500.jpg |
I'll have Barbara Eden, alive, young, and eager to please me, thanks.
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