small.. you need a shot of beer and 1 chip to go with it.

I was going to post a Scooby-sized sandwich, but I just remembered something even better, and infinitely times tastier; Padma Lakshmi.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3...rdeessmall.jpg



(the facts that somewhat contradict the advertisement: one, she is popularly-known as the host of Top Chef, and is a chef herself, so it kinda offputs the logic that she would eat the quality of food found at a Hardee's (which if anything you find on the internet is true, is a sub-par establishment); and two, I've heard in quite a few of her interviews that she is basically a vegan, so as to why she lend her likeness in the slaughter of sweet, delicious and dirty pigs is puzzling. Succulent bacon on a hot day.)

she's a messy eater. and I wouldn't lick any food off my hands in the streets... who knows what she touched? !

talk about sambos and I'm from Philly, so here's a few interpretations of Philly cheesesteaks for your consideration:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...enos_steak.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...c4d3ff6f_o.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...food/12524.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ee69fc6e01.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...458c9153_m.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...esesteak-1.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...heesesteak.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...heesesteak.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...heesesteak.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...esesteak-1.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sesteak_lg.jpg

I've just put on 10 pounds.... thanks ....


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man v. food! always makes me hungry

Take this short quiz, consisting of 4 simple questions, to determine whether you are truly qualified to be the 'professional' that you claim to be.



QUESTIONS 1:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



ANSWER:

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.





QUESTIONS 2:

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



ANSWER:

Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong.

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.





QUESTIONS 3:

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one ... Which animal does not attend?



ANSWER:

The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there! This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.





QUESTION 4:

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage to get across?



ANSWER:

You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference with the Lion King. This tests whether you are a good listener.

great quiz!

gee whiz

cheese whiz...see cheesesteak sambo above (though in my revolutionary spirit of brotherhood in the city of brotherly love, though I prefer the sisters myself, even though there's nothing wrong with brothers, at least most of them, I prefer real cheese to whiz)

Before I my collective mind moves on from sandwiches onto, maybe golf or something, I found a sammy I want right now: Stareos!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/3...3621e8a1d4.jpg

Chances are quite good
I would eat her with gusto
& lick my fingers.

Omfg those cheesesteaks look orgasmic.

i second that

we are all so lucky to be on TFP so we can see all these wonderous things...

like the largest fish taco in the world

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...d/fishtaco.jpg

and what might be the longest pizza in the world (notice the fresh basil)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...gest-pizza.jpg

and this is a pretty damn large burger

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood/burger.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tunecookie.jpg

the closest thing I've come to a fish taco is Starkist® rolled into pita bread.

i' would rather have a burrito, or some enchilada's

http://th09.deviantart.com/fs13/300W...firesprite.jpg
Burrito and Enchilada Friends by ~firesprite

yay!

Chimichanga feast

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3544/...e5455b4553.jpg
"Smothered w/green chile, sour cream, guacamole, lettuce & tomato served w/rice & beans (spicy)" Las Delicias -- Glendale

Shredded Beef Chimichanga

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/2...fee9ecdef7.jpg


Midnight suggestive snack on a chimi-
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/...00deb048e5.jpg

Jetée, fish tacos are actually very good...if you like a nice delicate flaky white fish which I do. First time I had it was at O'Hare airport of all places, but it gave me the idea to try it at a good Mexican restaurant and of course those were really REALLY good.

Great suggestions and pics of that Mehico food...I assure you that tomorrow I'm having lunch at the local Rey Azteca in Warminster...a really damn good restaurant I might add. Strangely enough, or not, some of the ethnic help there park their bikes around back so I noticed that there really are some MexicansOnABike there!!!

that went by fast

not here...it's still thundering quite loudly and raining right now.

its a banned cartoon cuz of the gun? or the terrible bat man suit?

banned on a youtube, perhaps: copyright infringement?

Morning smiles for you:
http://www.cps.k12.in.us/16732010114...ER_SMILE_1.JPG

i just smiled back at you...but i haven't brushed my teeth yet this morning so be a little cautious.

Call the universe!
W/24-7 support,
it takes care of you.

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Damnit, I counted that
wrong!
It was beautiful when I thought it.
I hate it when that happens.

i had another zombie apocalypse dream

Did you have an epiphany with it?

yea; i need to get more guns and not so much tuna fish

dammit. i didn't want to do this. but here it is:

post number ##### is fast approaching! who will get it!?

1 + 7 - 7 + 3 - 4 ...doesn't leave much

It's normal, I come formal, to keep 'em warm 'til the morn'

huh?

Your choices
have been staggering.
I need more.

17-7-3=7

staggering reminds me of stabbering

may I call you Jackie Jet?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...edo_poster.jpg

17740

I raise you one.

& I thee.

call

uhhh, and another one

You read me?
My cards are astray.
I am one.

mind if we join you in a game of stip poker?

I love my nature to recognize uncanny links in everyday meanderings.


:thumbsup: no edit line

17748,

i cant remember the last time ive eaten a carrot, just an observation, im not craving or anything

It's raining, woot. :D

... -2. expected to rise to plus 15. that's a 17ºc rise!

and it just won't stop

I'm about to lose control, and I think it like it? (too much so, the sounds of bone-breaking clutches, and insane knee thrusts and the roundouse kicks)

i tried watching your video, but an error occurred and i was encouraged to try again later. so i shall try again later

yargh, so it does...

perhaps now the manual embed fix helps

you fixed it...I just watched it ...and heard bone breaking crunching. ouch

page 444!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17757 bottles of beer on the wall

hang 1 more, there's 17758 bottles of beer on the wall

17759, who cleans up after us?

17760...the cleaning lady

think of the pail and/or basket as a bucket.

About 20 years ago I actually had a cleaning lady about that hot. She was a single mom, blonde bombshell, and she'd show up to clean house in hot pants and a tight tee shirt...ahhh, to good old dirty days. Sheri, where are you now?

Northern Hemisphere?

I used to enjoy both of her gorgeous hemispheres.

Darn, I just downloaded a superior picture visualization yesterday of what we're talking about now, though it was more about both of her southern hemispheres, and how beautiful Morocco truly is. I can't share it here, for this thread has standards I love to maintain, yet nudge gently at times; this pic is a blinsided tackle.

Not unfriendly, nor
its opposite, you feel it?
Tactile dimension.

PM me newdz lawl!

These two avatars are too eerily similar to my eye; spiritual successor, maybe? :oogle:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customa...ar145614_2.gifhttp://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customa...atar6164_7.gif

Tits or gtfo.

post-tits or GTFO!

whose avi is that Jetee?

:surprised:

would you do a ghost? i think i would

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if it was a good looking ghost that made me feel good, I'd hit it

...take one down and pass it around
17776 bottles of beer on the wall

i invented the internet. you're welcome

1+7-7+7=8
simple

sure, if she was good looking...

would you do me???!!!

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i'd do me. i'd do me hard.

A trick so firmly ensconced
that its removal's impossible
is not wisely attempted.

So I sez to myself,
"Ah, man, that sure feels good!"
Myself says, "It sure does. What the fuck is wrong with it?"

why ask why?

numbers bore me, much like furry creatures (did I type that out loud?)

depends on the furry...



NSFW!!

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http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...by-cheetah.jpg

that's disgusting MoaB!!

not safe for wilderbeasts?

:paranoid:

friendly carrot?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...203/carrot.jpg

pshh, if you think I'm eating that...

how about if I grate it, sauted with onions, and make creamed carrots from it?

Do you possess the knowldege of a good cookie's recipe for whipped carrot cake?

If not, we both do now.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1036/...0a42e933_m.jpg

stolen verbatim:
The recipe:
4 eggs beaten
Mix 2 cups of granulated sugar and 1 and a1/2 cups of oil together
Blend the eggs and sugar/oil together
Mix together 2 cups of flour, 2 tsp baking soda, 1/2 tsp salt and 2 tsp cinnamon
Blend together the flour mixture and the sugar mixture
Fold in 3 cups of finely grated carrots.

I'm sure that you could probably alter this a little like use less oil.

Pour in a 9x13 cake pan and bake @350 for 45 minutes

Cream cheese frosting:
8 oz cream cheese (room temperature)
4 cups powdered sugar
2 Tbs milk
1/4 cup margarine (room temperature)
2 tsp vanilla

Mix em

Again, this can be altered to taste and it usually is. I usually end up putting more sugar in.

cake, my one(of many) weakness(es)

1....

how sweet!

We're still on this page?
Here's some hotness for you. Or, wait. Just incredible cuteness. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2128/...b42937ebd2.jpg

Okay, I'll take it,
but make it kosher, hear me?
I don't kill my meat.

I know I had a theme in mind to keep me organized and instigate dicsussion, but with so much single-mindedness nonsense repoducing, I've somewhat teetered on maintaining a topic for more than two replies. Not that I'm complaining; proliferation is the only measure of success regarded by historians, and we aim to be something more if not the Greatest.

Warily, I throw forth such a query: Does anyone else tire of seeing Justin Long in nearly every other film, and those of which you were praying he wasn't in? He's become this generation's Morgan Freeman, solely replacing the preeminence Freeman commands with a "how'd the Mac guy find his way into this movie?" attitude on bewildered audience members.

Uhhm, not quite;
& only the two?
Make nonsense!

musing: I wish I could go just in long right this fucking second.

The difference between Justin Long and Morgan Freeman is that Morgan is a good actor. Justin can be hit or miss.