Aw come on gang. Let's just try and keep the natural thread enhancement going.

anyone still online?

Last one for the night. Still, we did fairly good today.

I'm here. And everyone leaves. :x

I'm here!!!!

quick, post again, while the others are sleeping!!!!

Hi all. 'Tis a new day of posts for the Longest Thread Ever.

definitely. I'm not sure i'll be much use though. i got plans today.

someone called me velveeta yesterday :confused:

Is there a problem solving chart for that? ;)

there are so many in t3h world

Havarti
bluecheese(gross)
swiss
parmesan
cheddar
monteray jack
curds

quality random posts ...

nice flow chart!

blue_eyes: velveeta sounds like cool name for a girl! like Vanessa.

can we make this thread the longest On the tfp?
NO PROBLEM!

The longest...in the WORLD?

you poor bastard!

This is the thread that doesn't end,
It just goes on and on, my friends....

Mexicanonabike:hey thks for trying to cheer me up

There is Gorgonzola and Aragon and Bavarian Bergkase and Curd and Mozarella and...

And there's Sage Derby
And the most popular cheese:
Cheddar. Sharp, mild, and "other".

"Tell me. Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all?"
"No, sir, not really, sir. I was deliberately wasting your time."

a lot of them would make cool mafia family names.

If they were cheesy
they might nourish the people.
Otherwise, they kill.

What the hell does "mafia" mean, anyway?

you mean the term or the origin? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia you'll get both on this page.

Corleone, Tattaglia, Barzini, Cuneo and Straccis sound like excellent cheese names. :D

for sure! but i'd rather be in the mafia than eat cheese.

Same for me. I'm French, and I don't like cheese. What a disgrace.

I bought some cheese slices the other day, and whilst reading the ever so important nutritional info, I notice the statement, under "ingredients": contains at least 55% cheese.

WTF??????

Kraft singles(or whatever brand of cheese singles you buy) aren't really cheese.
They're kind of like the Big Mac of Burgers.

Its like getting a Pepsi when you ordered Coke.....

Yeah cheese slices suck. It's so much better when you have say a burger with a slice of say colby jack, or old cheddar than some processed crap with a rubbery texture. That being said, I will eat cheese slices in a grilled "cheese" sandwich, but even those are better with "real" cheese. Mmmm cheese. I could eat a cheese platter instead of a meal. Cheese for breakfast anyone?

Sorry, not for me.
But eggs, sausages and potatoes are the best before an active day. :thumbsup:

Lambs fry casserole
Steak, eggs and mash, gravy
Roast and all the trimmings

I am not a cheese person. I only eat a few basic types. None of that fancy yukky stuff... Blue vein, (sounds like a sex organ???) Camabert, edam, etc...

.

I love cheese
In most of it's forms;
not feta.

It has the taste of goat. Speaking of which, Zook: I thought lambs fry was a sex organ.

LOL... how could liver ever be concidered a sex organ!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Okay, a story:
The boss cooked some testicles;
I almost threw up.

Same language, different words.

I don't much care for liver, either.

Zooksport2 wrote:
Zook you might wish to speak to Chauser about that...

Ourcrazymodern? wrote
NOTE TO SELF: never give Rocky Mtn. Oysters to ocm...

:oogle:

what? that's like getting a ferrari when you buy a ford. that's a winning situation here!

I am leaking. :sad:

Coke FTW.

oh, and 7114
7 + 4 = 11
Yeah I know, I cheated.

Pepsi maybe.

Water most definitely.

Ugly bags
of mostly water
rule this world.

Well then.....

There was more
but there was leakage
and it flowed

leakage, did you say?
well, must be those damn chips,
olestra is bad.