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biznatch 05-17-2007 09:03 PM

Same for me. I'm French, and I don't like cheese. What a disgrace.

Zooksport2 05-17-2007 10:53 PM

I bought some cheese slices the other day, and whilst reading the ever so important nutritional info, I notice the statement, under "ingredients": contains at least 55% cheese.

WTF??????

biznatch 05-17-2007 11:00 PM

Kraft singles(or whatever brand of cheese singles you buy) aren't really cheese.
They're kind of like the Big Mac of Burgers.

Zooksport2 05-17-2007 11:10 PM

Its like getting a Pepsi when you ordered Coke.....

tenniels 05-17-2007 11:19 PM

Yeah cheese slices suck. It's so much better when you have say a burger with a slice of say colby jack, or old cheddar than some processed crap with a rubbery texture. That being said, I will eat cheese slices in a grilled "cheese" sandwich, but even those are better with "real" cheese. Mmmm cheese. I could eat a cheese platter instead of a meal. Cheese for breakfast anyone?

biznatch 05-18-2007 01:53 AM

Sorry, not for me.
But eggs, sausages and potatoes are the best before an active day. :thumbsup:

Zooksport2 05-18-2007 02:28 AM

Lambs fry casserole
Steak, eggs and mash, gravy
Roast and all the trimmings

I am not a cheese person. I only eat a few basic types. None of that fancy yukky stuff... Blue vein, (sounds like a sex organ???) Camabert, edam, etc...

.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-18-2007 05:46 AM

I love cheese
In most of it's forms;
not feta.

It has the taste of goat. Speaking of which, Zook: I thought lambs fry was a sex organ.

Zooksport2 05-18-2007 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Speaking of which, Zook: I thought lambs fry was a sex organ.


LOL... how could liver ever be concidered a sex organ!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ourcrazymodern? 05-18-2007 06:39 AM

Okay, a story:
The boss cooked some testicles;
I almost threw up.

Same language, different words.

I don't much care for liver, either.

RenaissanceII 05-18-2007 09:36 AM

Zooksport2 wrote:
Quote:

how could liver ever be concidered a sex organ!!!!
Zook you might wish to speak to Chauser about that...

Ourcrazymodern? wrote
Quote:

The boss cooked some testicles;
I almost threw up.
NOTE TO SELF: never give Rocky Mtn. Oysters to ocm...

Esoteric 05-18-2007 09:38 AM

:oogle:

MexicanOnABike 05-18-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Its like getting a Pepsi when you ordered Coke.....

what? that's like getting a ferrari when you buy a ford. that's a winning situation here!

Jetée 05-18-2007 01:26 PM

I am leaking. :sad:

biznatch 05-18-2007 02:08 PM

Coke FTW.

oh, and 7114
7 + 4 = 11
Yeah I know, I cheated.

Jetée 05-18-2007 02:12 PM

Pepsi maybe.

Water most definitely.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-18-2007 03:09 PM

Ugly bags
of mostly water
rule this world.

Zooksport2 05-18-2007 03:11 PM

Well then.....

Ourcrazymodern? 05-18-2007 03:15 PM

There was more
but there was leakage
and it flowed

Eeeraq 05-18-2007 03:21 PM

leakage, did you say?
well, must be those damn chips,
olestra is bad.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-18-2007 03:48 PM

Olestra:
One more synthetic
we don't need.

MexicanOnABike 05-18-2007 07:39 PM

pepsi for the fucking win! coke sucks. stupid aftertaste!

Laugh-O-Matic 05-19-2007 01:26 AM

Bah @ Soda.

Zooksport2 05-19-2007 02:41 AM

Emu Bitter

http://photos4.flickr.com/4604675_1339012ce2_m.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 03:42 AM

An emu bit her?
Thereafter the thing was killed
at least, I'm hoping.

Jetée 05-19-2007 03:44 AM

http://www.southeasternoutdoors.com/...s/emu-nest.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 03:52 AM

Ah, Jetstream!
Later dinosaurs
will succeed.

Jetée 05-19-2007 03:56 AM

This is not a dinosaur, I think; it is alive and well in Uruguay, but definitely not a dinosaur. I was told it is the one and only land whale.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/5...6cd6bc.jpg?v=0

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 03:59 AM

I was told
a number of things
that weren't true.

Jetée 05-19-2007 04:14 AM

I want a burger.. no, I want two burgers! :D

Esoteric 05-19-2007 04:52 AM

Pepsi > Coke. However, Coke > Pepsi when mixed with rum.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 07:09 AM

I want some Pepsi
and a burrito, later.
Okay, I want sex.

Jetée 05-19-2007 07:20 AM

Can we throw a party in here???

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 09:56 AM

Sure we can!
You bring the favors,
mex, the games.

Ah, hell, y'all progress faster.

Jetée 05-19-2007 10:08 AM

Costume Party!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/4...86895991_o.jpg

RenaissanceII 05-19-2007 10:16 AM

i'll play the fool

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 10:27 AM

Fools tend to make sense,
almost as if they want to.
All playing aside.

Jetée 05-19-2007 10:28 AM

Who will be the first to escape the labryinth?

http://jerric.myweb.uga.edu/project/...ze_200x200.png

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 10:35 AM

Unless there's a "start"
there can be no "finish", right?
The pattern pleases...

Jetée 05-19-2007 10:52 AM

Start at top left and work way down to bottom right; easy, right?

biznatch 05-19-2007 12:24 PM

I tried the maze. I got stuck.

Jetée 05-19-2007 12:46 PM

Yes, indeed. Keep trying and eventually the path shall reveal itself to you.

Zooksport2 05-19-2007 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
Start at top left and work way down to bottom right; easy, right?


so can I go the other direction, from down under????

Jetée 05-19-2007 05:07 PM

I usually work my way backward, so yeah, basic premise is to get from one extreme corner to the next.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-19-2007 09:50 PM

"work my way backward"
is funny and telling, yes?
Can you say some more?

biznatch 05-19-2007 10:05 PM

New PS3 Elite, on G4TV
Awesome!!

Zooksport2 05-20-2007 03:58 AM

7147... 7=... nope

I got nuthin'

biznatch 05-20-2007 10:40 AM

Maybe 14 - 7 = 7 ?

Boom shackalacka

Jetée 05-20-2007 10:45 AM

S-P-I-R-I-T

That is how you spell I-Strip.

RenaissanceII 05-20-2007 10:48 AM

Quote:

Boom shackalacka

"That's The Fact, Jack!"

Jetée 05-20-2007 10:52 AM

Flapjacks are a vital Korean Wrasslin' manuever; hold on a second, I'll find a demonstration.

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:00 AM

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:07 AM

Wrestling moves you've never ever witnessed for they are far too awesomely destructive in technique.
----------------------
Argentine Cobra Swing
Boston Toe Foot
Corkscrew Heel Swing
Cradle Mandible Fists
Deadly Achilles Tendon Tackle
Flying Trip
Giant Ankle Lift
Horizontal Drag
Japanese Suffering Toss
Koppu Wringer
Lifting Elbow Moonsault
Mounted Bomb
Open Takedown
Overhead Stomp
Wheelbarrow Mat Snap
------------------------

:) :grumpy: :confused: :expressionless: :orly: :eek: :no: :paranoid: :mad: :oogle: :sad: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :rolleyes: :surprised: :shakehead: :shakehead:

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:26 AM

Nice. Sorry, I was away for a few mins.

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:29 AM

Time to shout in anime speak, GO!

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:29 AM

Satanic Cufflink Ebony Telegraph!

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:31 AM

Slaughter Blasting Bane Penetration Blast!

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:32 AM

My new name? Architect of Noterierty and Death

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:34 AM

Penetrating Reaction Dying Necrotic Assault

executed by the

Barrage Bane Crashing Charming Battler

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:36 AM

I study Chronology of Geomantic Engineering

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:37 AM

I am vageuly humbled by that statement; I am, in actuality, a Milkmaid Barbarian.

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:38 AM

Hmm...

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:38 AM

Intelligent Savior Sweep of Silver

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:40 AM

Inadvisable Recent Demonology

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:42 AM

Dudesons, mein comrade!

Only two more posts until we overcome the "What are you listeining to right now?" thread.

~Jetstream the Jiggymancer

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:43 AM

That is truly friggin awesome.

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:45 AM

Ah, the moment has arrived!!!

Ride the wave of good feelings, y'alls!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/19...7207741b_o.jpg

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:46 AM

Gnarly, dude!

Ourcrazymodern? 05-20-2007 11:46 AM

Intelligence may
have required silver shoes
but we don't have them.

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:49 AM

The future holds for us now that we now strive to the task of suppressing "Reveal the previous poster's deepest, darkest secret" thread, so until then, a boycott of that thread seems to be a logical manuever, eh, OCM?
~Jets

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/4...16db1d06_o.jpg

biznatch 05-20-2007 11:53 AM

Let's do it!

Ourcrazymodern? 05-20-2007 11:55 AM

While drooling
I forgot my aim
and lost it.

Jetée 05-20-2007 11:56 AM

On a totally unrelated sidebar: I'm not sure if this'll work, but I'll give it a shot; I just started watching this movie, and perhaps anyone who frequents this thread can do so as well. --> 8 Diagram Pole Fighter

biznatch 05-20-2007 12:08 PM

'Tis downloading

Jetée 05-20-2007 12:11 PM

DAMN! Them some action-packed first nine minutes, and a lot of shoutings of "Brother!"

Ourcrazymodern? 05-20-2007 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch
Let's do it!

Where are we?
I keep forgetting
why I'm here:no:

Jetée 05-20-2007 12:18 PM

To discuss and post and share thoughts, all whist making some incredible strides into the the TFP recordbooks. :D

Ourcrazymodern? 05-20-2007 02:22 PM

here's one more
as if rememb'ring
former posts.

MexicanOnABike 05-20-2007 07:15 PM

ya know what i think when i read only haikus from OCM? he's a bot. kinda like the ones on irc 10-15years ago. always the same things over and over.

Jetée 05-20-2007 07:28 PM

anyone else think Kung Fu Hustle is one great movie? :D

biznatch 05-20-2007 09:09 PM

A bot huh?

Zooksport2 05-20-2007 09:23 PM

It's just a little ol' country place,

MexicanOnABike 05-20-2007 09:26 PM

kungfu hustle was ok. kinda funny.
what is this movie i just downloaded from you jet? seems old. I hope i didn't waste my time downlaoding it. :)

new subject: guns.
what's your favorite gun? mostly handguns but if you want to talk about other weapons, go for it.

the desert eagle for the conversion to .357, .44 and .50 is what i love the most about this gun. it's been used in many movies like killbill or the matrix. it's a very recognizable weapon. this is the one i would use if i was an action hero in a movie.

Zooksport2 05-20-2007 10:14 PM

BFR
Biggest
Finest
Revolver
in 45/70 Gov't


http://www.ozarkguns.com/specials/bfr_homepix.jpg

Laugh-O-Matic 05-21-2007 01:13 AM

I know diddly about guns.

MexicanOnABike 05-21-2007 08:22 AM

I assumed mostly guys came here to talk. and every possible guy i know has gun knowledge even if they don't own one. haha. sorry. girls can talk about anything else. just to keep the discussion going ;)

RenaissanceII 05-21-2007 08:58 AM

cadence march (Thank you U.S. Army)

"This is My weapon,
This is my Gun.
One's used for killing,
The Other's for Fun."

;)

Eeeraq 05-21-2007 01:54 PM

Pppppppbbbbbsssstttttt

(comic relief for a mighty task of longest thread ever.)

Esoteric 05-21-2007 01:55 PM

We need some Miracle Gro in this bitch.

http://catalog.ehgriffith.com/images/MiracleGro.jpg

biznatch 05-21-2007 02:35 PM

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

yeah.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-21-2007 03:25 PM

Here's a miracle:
People believing in them.
They lose more that way.

MexicanOnABike 05-21-2007 04:37 PM

and there. another of my discussions failed. wtf will make ppl comming back to this thread? just randomness?

7+1+9+2=18. 18 X 10 = 180. we're on page 180. OMG!

Ourcrazymodern? 05-21-2007 05:07 PM

7 - 1 = 9 - 3

MexicanOnABike 05-21-2007 09:40 PM

OMC not doing a haiku? wow! :hyper:

Zooksport2 05-21-2007 10:00 PM

Roll me over, in the clover......

Ourcrazymodern? 05-22-2007 05:10 AM

Lay me down
and do it again.
I like it.

Jetée 05-22-2007 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
wtf will make ppl comming back to this thread? just randomness?

Yes! :D
http://www.imagehaven.net/img/8962886randomcatlh7.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Roll me over, in the clover......

And then I'd let you push me over...

Zooks - :thumbsup:

biznatch 05-22-2007 12:09 PM

good afternoon, all.

Jetée 05-22-2007 12:11 PM

Sayings mine greetings. :D

biznatch 05-22-2007 12:13 PM

how is you, jet?


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