kill it!

Feline phobias are very telling.



33 years ago, a beautiful blue-point siamese cat, graced our household with his
long and thin-liquid like and languid, prescence.
His favorite pastime was draping his foppishness across our feet, our laps,
and atop the couches,chairs,and bookcases.

Ahhh, 'Bonesy', I miss ya.

About 40 years ago I had a gorgeous half-Siamese cat that I named Ralph, he was the largest cat I ever had, not sure about longest. One of my least neighborly neighbors had a yappy dog that I didn't like at all and he told me that my cat killed his dog...not sorry if he did. He was my favorite pet cat of all time....a beautiful blue-grey color. I got him for free as a kitten. Driving on the way home from school we saw a sign in front of a nice house saying "free kittens" so we stopped in and my buddy and I each got one.

It's after eight: I''m missing The Waltons.

Fort Walton? In Florida?

So ... beautiful.

The cat's not half-bad, either.

I am so relieved I don't have long hair anymore.

Long hairs can become a pain.
Especially when they're not growing on your head.

i braided my nose hair into my mustache

Sometimes I pull a nose hair out v-e-r-y-s-l-o-w-l-y

i give mine highlights

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I had to check if the authorities changed this section to the "Tilted Nose Sense"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2/nosehair.jpg


I'm gonna try using some of that Mabelline Magic Eyelash lengthener on my nose hairs and if that doesn't do the trick, I'll modify some false eyelashes to enhance my schnoz appeal. Only the shadow nose!

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shopped!

shrewd observation

http://shrewdweb.selfip.com/logo.jpg
http://www.archives.gov.on.ca/Englis...vation_520.jpg

17000 soon.

oh so very soon

Now is the future and the past and no longer the present.

it's dragging out but time is still on my side

Time is my sidekick. If I can't beat it, time sure as hell will.

tim searches for the princess, who flees from him, but time is on his side, when he finally finds her, she will change everything, and fill the world with light...
ref- braid

I would post a pic of the longest princess in the world, but it didn't fit on this page :(

Time for more shoveling, it's bearing down upon us, soon.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...dara4_anim.gif

Foggy, rainy weather where I am. Snow is but a distant dream.

i want a snow cone

...the times they are a changin'


ring,
I can see the Edmund Fitzgerald if I squint! < I happen to have recently been there in the "where in the world am I" thread which you should all go join right now before time runs out.

The Edmund Fitzgerald song was running through my head the other day.

I like it.

I thought this was quite a good short film about the Edmund Fitzgerald and how Gitche Gumee done swallowed up another big one: ...apparently these Gordon Lightfoot songs are have strong copyright management since the Lightfoot singing was on the soundtrack but now it might have been edited out....though the video is still worth watching for the ship info

Can't think of the Edmund Fitzgerald without thinking the scene in Even Cowgirls get the Blues with the Athsmatic Quickshooting Indian lad, Julian Gitchee.

Eww, Gitchee Goo Me.

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were holidaying in Europe in Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.

Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.

A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "we don't have a phone but my master is a doctor. Come in and I will get him!" Bob brings his wife in.

An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor. I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail.

Igor's master is greatly upset. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master: "Master, Master!! The Hills are alive... with the sound of music!"

i never liked king of the hill

south park FTW!

My friend Ebin is a Nazi.

He was a Nazi, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Zook, that's just terrible. I love it.

Q: Whay do Chicken Coops have two doors?
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A: Because if they had four they'd be Chicken Sedans.

I was happy to have four doors this morning.
After repeated attempts to open any of them,

(All were heavily frozen sealed shut, after our storm yesterday.)

I was able to get the back one open, climb over and start the vehicle.

20 minutes later...the heater blasting on high did the trick.

Sheesh.

(PMing instead)

It was a good one!

Feel free to share it if you wish.

Indeed, so with this two door suggestion, I hereby administer the Coupe de Grace.

*applause applause applause*

looking around to see if I need to standup.....:no:

Tophat is cheating since he's standing on the back of a turtle.

Turtles all the way down - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A version appears in Stephen Hawking's 1988 book A Brief History of Time, which starts:

“ A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"

I now believe that the little old lady was our very own illustrious Tophat665...ever notice how fishy he acts?

16-8=4+4

great point, OCM?!

This might be the longest potato battery

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http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tobattery1.jpg

yeah, it was like the longest corny joke

ugh, how many chips could they have made with those, instead of some silly sciences?!?!

ha! fun.

Maybe they were charging up their electric potato slicer and then going for the chips. Somewhat sad to think the potatoes could power their own destruction...that's so human, I love potatoes.

Yukon gold-creamy goodness.

homemade potato salad, mmm, yea

Cool aid!

Artificial juice
with way-abundant sugar keeping kids hyper.

Cool aid...

Varmit, say hello to my little friend. .243 Ackley FTW

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...RFrontx640.jpg

oh yea? well take THIS!
http://www.mdrails.com/images/anzio_...ailway_gun.jpg

I'd like those three pictures in ain't we been usin' a little.

16/8 + 5 = 7

High five.

Ocm?,
do you mean the varmit and the guns? ...I'd be happy to support your purposes but I just want to make sure. Now excuse me for a moment while I take care of this problem.



...take this, you slumdog!!!...let me know if you think I overreacted a little....hello...hello, anybody there?

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You're full of wonders,
BadNick, & understand
my wish exactly.

Another of our savviest saviours.

16-8-6=2

My posts are toasties.

that's it nick, i didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice
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edit: who the hell deleted my picture of chuck norris?
THERE'S TREACHERY AFOOT!

yes, as usual.

That just makes my nose curl with pain.

I would go pay per view for that.........:rolleyes:

it is sort of an orgasmic pain, though


ahhhaahhahahaa....even from the Other World, Bruce Lee already wipes out your pussy cat Chucky boy

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If you say so Nick, doesn't sound fun to me.

Well, TD, you may have a point...though I'm only seeing roundness at this moment.

Nicholai, you know not what you've done :-P

that reminds me ive been wanting to visit a gun range, and pop off a few shots, to see what its like

I've never been to a gun range either. I was supposed to once, but the plans fell through.

http://z.about.com/d/healing/1/0/u/L/affirm_random.jpg

RANDOM PICTURE YEYEYEYe

We've been waiting around here with our bated boards and sleds for the longest time, but today the weather experts are predicting that Philadelphia and its suburban counties can expect 8 to 14 inches of snow in the next day or so. We will be going sledding. The omnipotent spirit of Bruce Lee will guide us as we rocket down the hills and smash into the ephemeral snow man we call Chuck Norris...though my younger boy watches Walker Texas Ranger about once a day so he might chicken out.

Another post is.
Our goal is still remaining
somewhere beyond us.

Journey is destination.

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to 17000 we go

Singing has a nice ring, and an echo.

sometimes on a warm and misty night
when the moon and stars are just right
I can see my echo

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(9-8)x1 = 6^0

The poster above me has an appealing avatar.

I wish I could see the whole of it.

I love lamp.

I sprinkle diamonds in everything i eat. Two reasons: 1, it's the most baller shit you can possibly do to your food, and 2, it makes my dookie twinkle, man

I need to check the sole of my shoe.

i need to get my shoe fixed, i cant seem to find a new pair that fits

my favorite pair of shoes died on me. the rubber bottom separated from the leather top :-(

Super glue?

This product has the BadNick Goodhouse Keeping and Shoe Repair Seal of Endorsement:

My experience with several of their products proved to me that Loctite products are generally very well engineered so their specialized "super glue" for shoe repairs is the thing to try if you can get it and want to do it right the first time...which is not always what one might want to do since floundering around, learning as you stumble is sometimes fun, too:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tb_shoe-lg.jpg

The product shown here is QuickTite Super Glue Gel, a Loctite product. And it's ideally suited for the repair shown--reattaching a shoe sole. We know this, because we tried it on a pair of shoes belonging to a woman who works here at POPULAR MECHANICS. We wouldn't recommend the stuff for reattaching high heels--these require some form of mechanical attachment.

Anyway, the QuickTite worked well, and it easily repays its $2 cost (for .14 ounce). Furthermore, its plastic container keeps the adhesive fresh and accessible, and makes applying it a snap. Slide back the locking collar ring, then unscrew the cap to expose the nozzle. Direct the nozzle where you need it and squeeze the container's ribbed sides. Out comes a dot or line of gelled cyanoacrylate adhesive right where it needs to go.

The glue is also available in liquid form, but we think the gel is more practical for shoe repairs. The liquid is probably better for fine repairs, such as reattaching a piece of broken porcelain. QuickTite Super Glue Gel is sold at Ace Hardware stores and Lowe's home improvement centers.

super glue; not to be confused with super dave

http://www.stevemandich.com/evelincarnate/superdave.jpg

The real trick is being able to re-use the super-glue and loctite products more than a few times.

I've used super glue on my cracked skin (mainly my thumbs) when it becomes useless to have just a bandaid on there. Holds it together and the pain goes away (I keep hitting it on stuff, keeping the pain going).

Hospitals are also using certain "super glues" in lieu of stitches in some circumstances.

Sue, I hope you're finding out the cause of that severe cracking...maybe you'll find a way to alleviate it.

That reminds me, I've wanted to be alleviated for the longest time.

We have stuff at my office called Dermabond. Works great :)


Oh I know what it is. It's just from a lot of handwashing at my job, and not using enough lotion. Every time after I wash, I've been rubbing lotion on my hands, so I haven't had any cracked skin for a while. :)

sounds like an amazing product!
so tell me, where can i get this amazing product

As far as i I know, I think only medical offices can purchase it. ;)

I know a guy who knows a guy who can get the hookup on some Dermabond®

really?! hook us up.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

staples are good for holding skin together....


http://www.drillspot.com/pimages/2057/205710_300.jpg

woah, that looks bad, surgical scar?