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Ever since I had a dream about I forget what last night, with superpowers, and chases through a Church, and especially featuring Alana De La Garza, I can't stop thinking about her.
It's brought bliss to my otherwise empty mind. Can't wait to see if she shows up again tonight. P.S. fan service, because I'm nice http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/...533d4a2270.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/...ef1a16767f.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/...40012e7c08.jpg |
Somebody's bucking for "Poster of the Week"
More bribes please. |
crap. now I'm gonna be dreamin' about her too!
she is a dish! . |
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I also found out she's in some obscure yet very intriguing film called "El Segundo".
It's about some rich Tejano looking for a jewel similar to the Philosopher's Stone (?) to grant him eternal life. What's important is she is in this movie, and from the trailer I saw, she also may have an intimate scene! I guess my "follow the rabbit" tangent has veered off into the last page. |
i've always wondered if all assistant D.A.'s are as hot as they are on law and order, but to preserve my fantasy, i refuse to research it.
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Approximate ideas
Just as often serve as well for one as those much more exacting. y'know. |
Approximate works for me, being an engineer. So I could take 2 of her, +/-1
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You couldn't handle one of her, let alone 3!
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Alright, this is getting out of hand; no one is "handling" my dream girl.
Go ahead and take Röhm, or Hennessy, or even Harmon. There's enough Assistant District Attorneys for everyone. |
dibs on angie harmon!
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For shame highdro. (do we have a wagging finger smiley?)
"Calling dibs" perhaps requires a claim of sorts, like these fine claims: (she kinda looks like she could be Jordana Brewster's older sister) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/13...8b5d995690.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/...9f7ce8e730.jpg "suspect", in my opinion, but others might appreiate the aesthetic http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/...455a989b40.jpg |
Her skin is shiney and pale.
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I forgot the "C" note. I'm slow to recognize my errors once committed, since I don't look back; takes too much time. (Pin-ups need glare to shield from sunny contrasts?)
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The ARMY: “The system is really quite simple.”
You see, all people in the Army are soldiers, all privates are soldiers, but not all soldiers are privates. Some are officers who are commissioned, but some are officers who are not commissioned. Obviously if every private was called private it would be confusing, so some privates are called things like trooper, driver, gunner, craftsmen, sapper or signaller. Not all of the drivers actually drive because some of them cook, but we don’t call them cooks, for that matter, not all drivers are called drivers – some of them are privates or gunners. Gunners as I’m sure you know are the guys that fire guns, unless of course they are drivers or signallers in which case we call them gunners rather than drivers or signallers just to make it clearer. All gunners belong to the artillery, except that in the infantry we have gunners who are called privates because they fire a different sort of gun, for the same reason we call our drivers and signallers private as well. A Lance Corporal is called Corporal, unless he is a Lance Bombardier then we call him Bombardier to distinguish him from a full Bombardier, who is just like a Corporal. All other ranks are called by their rank for the sake of simplicity except that Staff Sergeants are called Staff, but they are not on the staff, some Warrant Officers, who are not officers, are called Sergeant Major although they are not Sergeants or Majors. Some Warrant Officers are called Mister which is the same thing that we call some officers but they are not Warrant Officers. A Lieutenant is also called Mister because they are subalterns, but we always write their rank as Lieutenant or Second Lieutenant, and second comes before first. When we talk about groups of soldiers there obviously has to be clear distinction. We call them Officers and Soldiers although we know that officers are soldiers too, sometimes we talk about officers and other ranks which is the same as calling them soldiers. I guess it is easiest when we talk about rank and file which is all the troops on parade except the officers and some of the NCOs – and a few of the privates – and the term is used whether everyone is on parade or not. A large unit is called a battalion, unless it is a regiment but sometimes a regiment is much bigger than a battalion and then it has nothing to do with the other sort of regiment. Sub units are called companies unless they are squadrons or troops or batteries for that matter. That is not radio batteries and don’t confuse this type of troop with the type who are soldiers but not officers. Mostly the Army is divided into Corps as well as units, not the sort of Corps which is a couple of divisions but the sort which tells you straight away what trade each man performs, whether he is a tradesmen or not. The Infantry Corps has all the infantrymen for example and the Artillery Corps has all the gunners. Both these Corps also have signallers and drivers except those who are in the Signals or Transport Corps. Both these Corps provide a special service and that’s why the Transport Corps provides cooks. In fact the Signals Corps is not a service at all because it is an Arm. Arms do all the fighting, although Signals don’t have to fight too much, rather like the Engineers who are also an Arm but they don’t fight too much either. So you see, it’s really quite simple. |
It's time!!!
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Don't think about it. It WILL drive you crazier, & back where you were. |
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Why is it that today's too-coincidental-not-to-be-taken-as-a-sign, i.e., uncanny parrelism, happens to be cocks?
I'm glad I don't remember last night's dream. :expressionless: Well, in light of this, let's try to best the previous cock. Who can best Zim's huge cock? http://th07.deviantart.com/images/30...s_Big_COCK.gif P.S. Shocking Trivia you probably heard elsewhere, but wanted ultimate confirmation to be sure. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...hickens10b.jpg from the The Guardian: Quote:
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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I'm cutting trees down today. It's tougher than I thought. And the local dump/recycle station won't take anything over 6" diameter, so the entire 50ft+ trunks of 3 trees will be sitting in my yard until I find a landfill to take them. Now that is cock. I wish I had a beaver.
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so i have one of those giant hershy's kisses, and it's sitting on top of my computer. the heat from my computer has softened and warmed this giant hershy's chocolate kiss. since i can feel the consistency before the taste is registered, it basically feels like i'm chomping into a giant turd with every bite.
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these are all pine trees...I'll ask around but I didn't think wood turners or workers would want pine. I was thinking of renting a log splitter to do what you suggest, Zook. I may still if I can't find a nearby landfill that'll let me dump them. This day has felt sort of longest since I haven't worked physically this hard in quite some time.
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I do not care to join in, with what I perceive to be sophmoric frat -boy -cock shit.
Of course my rather fractious sounding demeanor, might have something to do with the fact that I slept 3 hours last night. Oh yeah indeedeth..It be a full turgid moon tonight. That moon has a lot of 'splaining to do. Just sedate me...it's easier on everyone. |
"Long Black Train"
train on the line
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/...ab70f13da4.jpg There's a long black train comin' down the line, Feeding off the souls that are lost and cryin'. Rails of sin, only evil remains. Watch out, brother, for that long black train. Look to the heaven's, you can look to the sky. You can find redemption staring back into your eyes. There is protection and there's peace the same: Burnin' your ticket for that long black train. 'Cause there's victory in the Lord, I say. Victory in the Lord. Cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. There's an engineer on that long black train, Makin' you wonder if the ride is worth the pain. He's just a-waitin' on your heart to say: "Let me ride on that long black train." But you know there's victory in the Lord, I say. Victory in the Lord. Cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. Well, I can hear the whistle from a mile away. It sounds so good but I must stay away. That train is a beauty makin' everybody stare, But its only destination is the middle of nowhere. But you know there's victory in the Lord, I say. Victory in the Lord. Cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. I said cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. Yeah, watch out brother for that long black train. That devil's drivin' that long black train. -Josh Turner youtube.com/watch?v=7gybGXnciig |
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel like my only friend Is the city I live in, the city of angels Lonely as I am, together we cry I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy I'll never worry, now that is a lie I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there It's hard to believe that I'm all alone At least I have her love, the city she loves me Lonely as I am, together we cry I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away |
line on a bridge
(dance it seems) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/4...9705f3bb65.jpg Erasmusbrug http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/...c99130ea_b.jpg The Erasmusbrug is a cable stayed bridge across the Nieuwe Maas river, linking the northern and southern halves of the city of Rotterdam, Netherlands. The Erasmusbrug was designed by Ben van Berkel and completed in 1996. The 808 metre long bridge has a 139 metre-high asymmetrical pylon, earning the bridge its nickname of The Swan. --:Erasmusbrug - Wikipedia |
The colours, textures, an placements of those photos,
hmmmm, i be ruminating an analogy. Yo JET!...stream me..streamm me. You owe me some cleansing good dog food hop, after subjecting me to the twangs of that...whatever that was, earlier.. gimme the spit sharin' ...ehhh..you knows. I do ask a please and thank you. "Manners Intact" would be a good name for a band. |
Hello there Jet, how have you been?
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As normal and mundane as a man could want.
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it's wake up time on the couch!!
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Good morning, MOAB.
I did happen upon this browser-based game about a week ago, and maybe one of you will find it to be a happy diversion. Conquer-on-Contact I think it's like WoW, but without anything except cells. I also might be dead-wrong about it being like WoW, since I've never played it. |
It can't be!
Our future humbled by what was? ...our present humbled by that which cannot know it? The past is itself. Our past diminished when we recognize its wrongs? Please reconsider. |
fun! will check latr!
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And a double-post work-around; even more spectacular!
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I bet you had one
before you even knew it. But I'm just guessing. |
Am I really this good at overcoming the merging, or did nobody else notice this exploit?
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You must remember
you are infamous for this. I doubt that you don't. |
Multiplying?
At least I reminded myself that I didn't forget otherwhence. Random integral: http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/...1dd0f624_m.jpg |
Has your gravity shifted?
Has your balance been altered somehow? Could you use a little help? |
Gravity bomb
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17-6-5=6
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I took a train once.
Karen Blixen took china. Give me dramamine. |
can ya dig it, Annette? I knew that ya could.....
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that song always makes me cry.................
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that toy however, does not
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looks fun!
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eye like the eyes! i pick 2nd row, 2nd column.
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I will be there when it falls
but it won't be falling on just me, it will be falling on us. |
Mommy mommy, my lip's falling off!!!
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be quiet dear, and comb your face.....
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Your shaving brush / Has had its day / So why not / Shave the modern way / With / Burma-Shave
Within this vale / Of toil / And sin / Your head grows bald / But not your chin - use / Burma-Shave |
I inadvertently discovered the greatest song on earth... while looking for ribaldry.
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the song from hackers?
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Mind explaining what "Hackers" is, for I have not heard of it.
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ribaldry.
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smut rendition
without explicits (still have some discretion)
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shoot, I don't have an idea who jolie or miller are either.
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then you have been spared the horrors of american pop culture and are an infinitely better person for it
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Jet transmutes toward infinity
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fun plane! let's see the oldest plane in the history of movies and the oldest in the history of the 2000s.
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MOAB, although this film does not technically include an airplane, it does involve elements of flight and rocketships; also, historically, it is widely-acknowledged as the first recorded science-fiction film.
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Ah, I see...
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is "neurosing" a word?
Not suffering the doldrums
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but that still begs the question, since nasa faked the lunar landing, is it made of cheese?
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yes. limburger
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if we could only figure out how to carry some of that moon cheese back to earth, we would have cheese power nearly forever!
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nerf gun!
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nerf bars!
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no no no, bars need a rework, not a nerf!
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Already we have
the cheese power we long for: Don't give it away! (For X sake, haiku all night, & she has me editing myself(!)) |
Please forgive me not only for being cheesy
but also for being redundant ...since I am copying the info below from my post in the "Where In The World Am I?" thread where I am now searching for our dearest uncle phil and looking at things that are "long" ...so what better place to cross post this useless long stuff than in The Longest Thread? ...I ask rhetorically I keep coming up with great "long neck" related ideas, and very great ideas they are...but then it turns out they are south of Dallas/Ft. Worth :( For example, I thought you might be feeding long neck beers to Clay Henry III, the famous beer drinking goat of Lajitas Texas Clay Henry III, Beer-Drinking Goat, Lajitas, Texas but he's too far south http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%20I/TXLAJ.jpg Then I thought you might have been inspired by that recent great thread "Omg!! My Dad Is A Llama" so I checked out Qualtity Central Texas Alpacas from Long Neck Acres and found out that they sell and service alpacas Long Neck Acres is located in the beautiful Central Texas Hill Country and is home to over 200 Quality Alpacas. We specialize in providing you with superior Alpacas at reasonable prices. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...p8bognor-1.jpghttp://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...NA_TopGun1.jpg Whether you elect to purchase your Alpacas and bring them home to your own ranch, or invest in Alpacas and leave them in our care, we promise to treat your Alpacas as if they were our own. Then thinking you might be a longstem rose, I looked up where The Yellow Rose of Texas came from, but she was from the south end near Mexico. See what I mean? ...I ask rhetorically. |
erg, last week was roosters;
a few days ago it was topics relating to the moon; now this week, my coincidental psyche is now exposed to a flood of llamas. Hopefully tomorrow brings a new tandem of triviality that I'll happen upon at every turn throughout the day. I wish for it to be sandwiches. |
Jetée,
let me start you on your gastronomical journey with this sandwich which, coincidentally, I will have for lunch today: it's an Italian chicken cutlet sandwich from Altomonte's Italian Market, it's made on a great crusty sesame bread roll, with tasty tender fresh (never frozen) chicken breast fillets, slightly hand pounded and then lightly breaded and fried just right in fine olive oil, never greasy or overcooked, then add broccoli rabe and roasted peppers, then topped with sharp imported provolone: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...chixcutlet.jpg ...or if you're in a more herbivorous mood, their nearly as delectable veggie & cheese sandwich: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cheesesand.jpg |
2nd: Looks like the same sub sans the chicken.
mmm, I shall search for a good sandwich later; this is the best I could come up with today. http://th04.deviantart.com/fs45/150/...asumi_Airi.jpg |
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