argh, dont remind me

has it passed yet?

has what passed?

:):):)

i passed some earlier today...now i feel better

i had a good passing this morning

ppwwwttt....I just passed

it passed. sorry. When I have a shitty day, it gets to me. today was a good day. nothing special but still ok.

mmm'kay

Oh, okay.

it's raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOAB,
Wow, that blows my mind!...another example of the mysterious nature of our Universe. Just this morning I ate a fortune cookie with my coffee and on back of the fortune inside was the translation for "rain" which is 雨 <<< which is a little funny to me since it looks like an umbrella but it's raining under it

it's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snooring

she looks sexually frustrated. that's a shame

very much so

never mind her. HE looks satisfied...



.

I could change that look in a second.

i ran out of gatorade :-(

but is terror what you are really going for?

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says. "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See,
they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no officer. I have too much respect for law
enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a
horse's ass."
The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing", and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

yea, right in his ass!

oldie, but goodie

Guy calls his horse rancher buddy and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
"How will I recognize him?" his buddy asks.
"That's easy; he's short and has a speech impediment" So, the man shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So, he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So, the guy picks up the man and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So, he picks the little fella up
again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf. Can I see her twat"? Totally pissed at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the mans head as far as he can up the horse's rear, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The man gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?

dont watch crank2 with ur kids, its pure tits, ass, and action, on acid

good review! i will now go see it. :):thumbsup:

is that all there is?

~~~~~

hehe.

interesting. now how does that make you feel?

feel like dancing?

yes...in the street

Speaking of hot brunettes of the 80's, where have you gone, Linda Fiorentino?
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this is really picking UP! or is it down?

up, down? I bet the pope knows

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Better double ply, Holiness; that skank gets around.
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not even with the torch of gondor

I think she's cute...I would marry her.

popes doing it with of aged females? this is madness!

i'm crazy for you

<insert a movie of heart's crazy on you here>

crazy.

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(i cant believe i took fifteen minutes to post the above)

fun with beer and drugs. he's gonna have a hard day tomorrow!

is that a cigar and a cigarette? this dog has issues

.......

i think the fact that he's drinking miller is much more alarming than two tobacco products

up. get off the bike and take your bearings......

Mr. Marcus, the pornstar, has a little dog named princess.

that's purdy

you are a picasso, to be sure.....

purdy picasso
i'm only the messenger
won't claim I made it

you smelt it, you dealt it

i'm ok with that
i like nasal sex

how nosy is that?

This would be where I would post a pic of a girl taking a load in her nostril.

If, you know, I knew anything about that.

Which I don't.

stand back, the lightning bolt is just about to strike.........

ah, the lucky lightning bolt!!! me! me! let it be me!

Will I get superpowers?

'Cause that would be cool.

You already have superpowers. You just have to learn how to summon them and use them. We're all super, but most people don't know it. These people figured out they were super:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/nickjt/Super.jpg

tried to fly...
thought he was bulletproof...
tried to outrun a cheetah...

Can you cure us of this fate?
Mock the litany in its face ?

I pray you understand what I mean
If not, fuck it
I did once leap a relatively tall building with a bound or two

now tell me how you really feel

confused, but i think i have a general idea, not confident at all

that cant be real, i really hope it isnt

yes. ...

How long was the longest breath hold ever?

On April 30, 2007 David Blaine was on the Oprah Winfrey show, not just for an interview, but to also make an attempt to break the record for the world's longest breath hold of 16 minutes 32 seconds set by Peter Colat.

David Blaine did beat the record, spending a soggy 17 minutes 4.4 seconds in an acrylic bubble filled with water.

But.......Although David Blaine's record is recognized by Guinness, it is not recognized by the free diving community due to the fact that he spent 23 minutes breathing pure oxygen before his attempt.

From Wikipedia: Static Apnea should not be confused with the Guinness World Record for holding the breath underwater. Guinness allows inhalation of oxygen prior to the athlete's performance, while such inhalation is strictly forbidden according to AIDA's rules for the recognition of records para 3.9.

According to AIDA, the record for the longest breath hold is owned by Tom Sietas at 9 minutes 8 seconds which he accomplished in Hamburg, Germany in 2007.

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******David Blaine******

I call, wishing "quits".
It surrenders, without grace,
& fears what's coming.

(Buck up, boys,
& you must man up.
(The goal can remain!))

I appreciate the proper use of parentheses so I like a good parenthesis...though the thesis might be questioned if I was questioning, which I'm not. Sadly, that reminds me I was once smacked for something to do with a thesis...damn thesis!

Without conduit,
of what use can pretense be,
except to itself?

What the fuck is up in here?

never say die

if you have to ask you are already, forever lost...........

It's Spring, I love flowers

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same as always, always something different or nonsensical

but always as usual.

Sometimes never almost.

never but always (see the avatar, ring?)

told ya' so.

yes but now i must change it again.......

nahhhhhh

work time!!!

Hooray beer.