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ring 03-21-2008 04:55 AM

The back of your eyes are becoming warm....relaxed..
it takes too much effort to keep them open any longer..

A big yawn is about to happen...
your pillow is your best friend..

A dark room...soothing music...

or a sedative...but I don't have any.

Esoteric 03-21-2008 05:07 AM

zzZzZZZz

Ourcrazymodern? 03-21-2008 05:17 AM

Hypnotists
are onto something
which we aren't.

12403, already?

ring 03-21-2008 05:20 AM

12404....

Peanut sauce is also tasty on scrambled eggs...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-21-2008 05:24 AM

A warm good morning!
I wondered what had happened:
Ringing in my ears.

ring 03-21-2008 05:45 AM

My Pollyanna...

Esoteric 03-21-2008 07:38 AM

[:

:]

ring 03-21-2008 07:42 AM

Yin-yang smilies...

jewels 03-21-2008 07:44 AM

Lunch.

ring 03-21-2008 07:50 AM

Sustenance.
varied flavorings,
deliver.

I have much to learn....enjoying the eagerness to do so...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/venustum.jpg

genuinegirly 03-21-2008 08:12 AM

Good morning, friends!

ring 03-21-2008 08:14 AM

Greetings, fellow botanical admirer.

jewels 03-21-2008 09:07 AM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that's better.

Esoteric 03-21-2008 09:40 AM

Love me tender.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-21-2008 09:41 AM

Fleeting instances
of momentary genius
can't mean anything.

1-2+4+1=4

(He did it again)

Trying to make math,
doing it way too slowly...
Ah, Esoteric!

Esoteric 03-21-2008 09:48 AM

:suave:

ring 03-21-2008 09:51 AM

As long as it is not mean I don't care what it means..

"meanings are not determined by situation..
but by the meaning we give to situations"

I cannot remember who I'm quoting....and I know I have garbled it a bit..

Esoteric is a very old soul. (it's an eyebrow thing)

jewels 03-21-2008 09:56 AM

Esoteric = Rice Toes

ring 03-21-2008 10:02 AM

Oh my, Tiger Bunny should be here...

I shall adjust the radar once again...

Esoteric 03-21-2008 10:02 AM

Knowledge of self is like life after death...


ring 03-21-2008 10:08 AM

Time to send thoughts of the most intent kind, into the Jetstream.

Esoteric 03-21-2008 10:10 AM

Where him be?

jewels 03-21-2008 10:21 AM

Anyone else wanna climb the stairs?

http://www.downeast.com/galleries/11...ildflowers.jpg

Esoteric 03-21-2008 10:22 AM

Right behind you.

jewels 03-21-2008 10:29 AM

Pretty, huh. I wonder what's behind the gate.

Esoteric 03-21-2008 10:36 AM

Looks like a house. :p

ring 03-21-2008 10:41 AM

I was thinking of a deep-tanned gardener!

jewels 03-21-2008 10:41 AM

:suave: Wonder who's inside?

:lol: Lady Chatterley?

ring 03-21-2008 10:43 AM

Barbecuers?

Esoteric 03-21-2008 10:51 AM

BBQ sounds good.

MMmm...BBQ ribs...

jewels 03-21-2008 11:06 AM

... Southern style with some cornbread and collards.

ring 03-21-2008 11:06 AM

The best Barbecue ribs I've ever had were in Tombstone, Arizona..

1975...

I want...

Esoteric 03-21-2008 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels
... Southern style with some cornbread and collards.

Fuck yeah. I miss me some good southern style home cooking...

ring 03-21-2008 01:07 PM

(1+2+4) = (3+4)

BadNick 03-21-2008 07:18 PM

I love Kate ...I want to run up the hill with her

ring 03-22-2008 03:52 AM

Prince doesn't really need his teeth, does he?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-22-2008 04:07 AM

I laugh at lawyers
and wonder at our being
and then continue...

(Of course he needs his teeth. Otherwise, he wouldn't have them.)

ring 03-22-2008 04:10 AM

Yes...he is having a grand time with the new ones...

Esoteric 03-22-2008 05:12 AM

I loves me some Dr. Pepper.

jewels 03-22-2008 05:40 AM

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?

Esoteric 03-22-2008 05:44 AM

I wonder what this "authentic blend of 23 flavors" consists of.

ring 03-22-2008 07:11 AM

Mysterio....earlier recipes, contained prune juice.

Tophat665 03-22-2008 07:23 AM

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

- quoth link, IRC, via Bash.org

ring 03-22-2008 09:14 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngy/orchid.jpg

Esoteric 03-22-2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

- quoth link, IRC, via Bash.org

:lol:

Bash.org is classic!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-22-2008 12:08 PM

Throw all your money
around and away, won't you?
Don't pay your taxes.

1x2-4-4=-6

ring 03-22-2008 12:50 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...98c3945d2d.jpg

Esoteric 03-22-2008 01:32 PM

An old co-worker of mine used to drink his coffee with vodka in it at work. We had no idea, until we found out from one of his friends after he'd already gotten fired.

jewels 03-22-2008 04:52 PM

12448 another Saturday night ...

BadNick 03-22-2008 08:35 PM

It's Sunday morning now, but I'm still happy since a few hours ago I had some awesome sushi, well actually three kinds of maki rolls. Ichiban maki roll which is spicy tuna, avocado, tempura crunch inside, 5 salmon sashimi on the outside; Bala maki roll, which is spicy tuna inside, 4 eel sashimi outside; Paradise maki roll, which is asparagus, tobiko, and I'm not sure what else inside and tuna sashimi outside; plus a couple bottles of this very nice Asahi Super Dry Japanese beer which I think goes quite well with sushi.

jewels 03-23-2008 03:55 AM

Wake up, TFP. Happy Easter to those who celebrate :D

ring 03-23-2008 05:22 AM

Sleepy but not groggy....mornin'

Esoteric 03-23-2008 06:26 AM

I'm hungry.

I didn't eat yesterday.

ring 03-23-2008 06:44 AM

I had been hungry all the years;
My noon had come, to dine;
I, trembling, drew the table near,
and touched the curious wine.

`Twas this on table I had seen,
When turning, hungry lone,
I looked in windows, for the wealth
I could not hope to own.

I did not know the ample bread,
`twas so unlike the crumb,
the birds and I had often shared
in Nature's dining room.

The plenty hurt me, `twas so new,
Myself felt ill and odd,
as berry of a mountain bush
transplanted near the sod.

Nor was I hungry; so I found
that hunger was a way
of persons outside windows,
the entering takes away.

Emily Dickinson

Esoteric 03-23-2008 07:03 AM

So, I just checked my checking account online and I got my tax refund a little earlier than expected. Fucking excellent.

:D

ring 03-23-2008 07:07 AM

Hmmmmm ...is it earmarked for fun things?

Esoteric 03-23-2008 07:12 AM

Indeed.

Hopefully I'll get that stimulus check in May also. That would help me out a ton.

ring 03-23-2008 07:26 AM

May Check.....Stimulus.....my brain is just playin' with words...

always...

Esoteric 03-23-2008 07:30 AM

I'm sure I've posted this song before, but it's one of my absolute favorites...


ring 03-23-2008 07:37 AM

thanks ...I'll listen to it later okay?...taking my mom to breakfast now..

PZ....

Esoteric 03-23-2008 07:46 AM

Have fun. :]

jewels 03-23-2008 08:51 AM

Anyone have those ribs this weekend? I didn't. :(

Ourcrazymodern? 03-23-2008 10:17 AM

(12÷4)-6=-3

ring 03-23-2008 12:55 PM

Infiamme...con abbondanza.

Jetée 03-23-2008 04:27 PM

less than 20?

Ah, Happy Ishtar. :)



(and a joyful anniversary as well)

mergences aside(of the automerged variety), I'd like to bring some topicality and intrinsic uncanny happenstances in the thread i helped usher into the new age.

So, as a general topic question which will continue as long as there be an audience, here we fire:


How many times have you ordered something you saw from an informercial you happened across late night, or on a slow sunday afternoon?

mergences aside(of the automerged variety), I'd like to bring some topicality and intrinsic uncanny happenstances in the thread i helped usher into the new age.

So, as a general topic question which will continue as long as there be an audience, here we fire:


How many times have you ordered something you saw from an informercial you happened across late night, or on a slow sunday afternoon?


What was the product, and were you satisfied overall, after the fact?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-23-2008 05:04 PM

I order nothing
but must offer this thought-form:
Joy in your being!

12466

ring 03-23-2008 06:58 PM

Even though my credit rating has been existing inside an average sized
singularity....
I do order, command..(request)
to propose a seaside slow, Sunday after noon feast, proportional
to the level of emotion we collectively are experiencing at the
return of one of our most treasured comrades.

BadNick 03-23-2008 07:37 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...onal-loans.jpg

maybe I'm just the longest stick-in-the-mud in history but I suggest NOT getting a loan from anyplace that uses the word "loansz".

MexicanOnABike 03-23-2008 09:16 PM

12470!!

jewels 03-24-2008 12:15 AM

17421

BadNick 03-24-2008 04:08 AM

17421 ...damn 4 won't move. Either Mexy and jewels are cornfused, or I'm in a space/time-warp.

jewels 03-24-2008 04:10 AM

I was ass backwards and wrong. 12472 not backwards and possibly correct.

Esoteric 03-24-2008 04:12 AM

Do that Katrina Clap....

I've never bought anything from an infomercial, because if I'm up that late I'm doing something more important. Most of the stuff they're trying to sell ends up in stores eventually anyway.

Leto 03-24-2008 05:25 AM

this thread is still going strong? wow.

Esoteric 03-24-2008 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leto
this thread is still going strong? wow.

Yar.

jewels 03-24-2008 05:55 AM


BadNick 03-24-2008 07:08 AM

^ I remember back then seeing the Animals do that many times, at the time I thought it was a dark song about poor girls getting trapped in a bad situation and why didn't they just come to me to avoid that trouble ...I just entered high school that year (1964) and the times they were a changin'

jewels 03-24-2008 07:20 AM

Yes, they were.

Esoteric 03-24-2008 08:45 AM

You guys are old! I kid, I kid.

I'm eating some Arby's for lunch. I think after work I'm going to get some beer. I'm going to try a new beer, Yuengling. I've heard good things.

Leto 03-24-2008 08:47 AM

nothing wrong with this thread still kicking around. I just don't want to a part of it, you know, reduce my carbon footprint and all.

Esoteric 03-24-2008 08:52 AM

The hypnotoad commands you to post more.

http://www.wendellwit.com/wp-content...pnotoad5uf.gif

jewels 03-24-2008 09:21 AM

And we mean MORE!

Esoteric 03-24-2008 09:35 AM

More.

BadNick 03-24-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric
You guys are old! I kid, I kid.

I'm eating some Arby's for lunch. I think after work I'm going to get some beer. I'm going to try a new beer, Yuengling. I've heard good things.


Ahhh, Yuengling makes me feel young since it's suppossedly America's Oldest Brewery. It originated and is still made in Pottsville which is near Philadelphia where I live. It's a good beer, and unless a place has something really outstanding, I just go with Yuengling since around here it is most reasonably priced.

jewels 03-24-2008 10:34 AM

I'm bored. *yawn* And sleepy.

genuinegirly 03-24-2008 10:48 AM

I have a magical talent.
It involves waking up before an alarm clock and somehow being perky.

Esoteric 03-24-2008 11:59 AM

I'm not a very good morning person.

jewels 03-24-2008 12:16 PM

I'm a good morning person when I've had some sleep the night before. *still yawning*

Esoteric 03-24-2008 12:28 PM

What were you doing? ;)

jewels 03-24-2008 12:29 PM

I wish. :orly: Just have a lot on my mind. Waiting on my mini vacation. Stuff like that.

Esoteric 03-24-2008 12:43 PM

Word.

I've got a lot of things on my mind too...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-24-2008 03:05 PM

My ring disappeared,
albeit momentarily,
gravity also.

12492...

ring 03-24-2008 04:22 PM

ring has been knee deep and mining familial treasures...

hey!...me madre is the thread that courses through ...

whatever there is of me to share with you ...

We all say hello....to you, and, your visceral tendril tendencies,


Such a glorious recognition...that ignites.....

the heights..

MexicanOnABike 03-24-2008 05:32 PM

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. 313 pages. insane~!!!

Milnoc 03-24-2008 06:21 PM

God, I hope I don't have to read the first 312 pages... :)

How many times has that joke been used? :D

BadNick 03-24-2008 07:04 PM

12 X 4 = 48 which is 1/2 of 96 ...the world is so interconnected it blows my mind! ok !!!!

jewels 03-25-2008 12:19 AM

Nick thinks too much. 12X4=48 which is 1/2 of 96, plus 1. Easy peasy.

BadNick 03-25-2008 05:32 AM

^ see, that proves my hypothesis.



ooooo, I'm gonna use that word in the what's it really mean thread. bye.

ring 03-25-2008 05:52 AM

Petron should never be adulterated with orange juice.

I took this photo back in the mid 90's..

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0015-3.jpg

BadNick 03-25-2008 06:42 AM

beautiful textures and colors and shapes ...but poor dead tree :(

hey I see a tree ring!


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