Ghosts don't keep you awake, wheezing and snorfling all night,

if you have stockpiled enough slippers to throw at them.

I freakin' love your toes man...............


.........no really.



i do.

OK... is it just me, or is this really hot.

I have found Helen Mirren to be hot since I saw her in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover... but wow. It's like she has unhinged her jaw to consume that burger. I bet she could put her fist in there...


http://www.uncorrelated.com/MirrenBu...02_468x465.jpg

I love the ring.

Carrot man in on the hunt for the unhealthy. You *will* eat healthy food, dammit!!!"

http://www.slantways.com/Update%2020...ics%201674.jpg

I will pretend I have something resembling his magnificence's secret in my pocket.

The size of his giganticness is increasing...

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writin...g_burger_2.png

Perhaps it is due to his growing need to help his old friend Giant Fries. He's been a bit down on his luck of late. Panhandling is just the least of his worries.

http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/photos/fre2.jpg

Um...that appears to be a man with his hand in his pocket.

Is that a clue?

P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you?

P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you?

I must know what the second word is on the sign behind Giant Fries.

"Deluxe Junk"
"Deluxe Jerk"

What else could it be?

Jack, jark, jink, jock, jook, jouk

...according to an online crossword cheat site.

I'm thinking "Deluxe Jerk", however, since that mascot is smoking one of the fries like a giant doobie.

"Deluxe Jank!"

She simply cannot fit Giant Hamburger into her mouth all at once!

Deluxe Junk for the win...
http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/fremont.html

"Two all-beef patties, special SAUCE, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."

It could be be a reincornation event of massive proportions.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...tercorndog.jpg

That picture makes my swollen mammary glands secrete a viscous milky fluid
through turgid ducts hidden in the huge flaps of puffy white skin and sagging,
fatty bulges of my tumid thorax.

Middle age is spreading.....

Yeah. Leave the self-pity behind and embrace yourself. My only question is: why do you wonder about your sauce, sir?

Fear not, my glands are devoid of pity.
I ceased wondering about sauces years ago.
Charlatan created this thread in order to promote better Human-Hamburger relations.
It is a communal mouthpiece that regurgitates many wonders.
I find its affluence pleasing.

LIES!

I created this thread to expose the evil that is the Giant Hamburger.

Listen not to its ramblings. It will lull you into complacency and leave you, like Fremen, with a distended birth canal.

It never tires.
It never sleeps.
It consumes all.

It never sleeps would be moi.

I do believe you are trying to arouse the sleeping embers,
of our most benevolent master.

Has he been crested yet?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ilyCrest10.gif

Damn! I live in a world of only medium-sized hamburgers, and cannot yet approach an orbit.

Can I have onion rings instead of fries with that?

And a chocolate shake?

And new green sneakers?

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM...MM35_PG126.jpg
I know not where I've been.
I only see the madness and the burger.

I see the nefarious Astrocloud escaped his galactic encystment.

I see a great slathering.

http://nmhm.washingtondc.museum/coll...ustard_gas.jpg

tastes like chicken...

Her mouth does not look inviting.

Fe fi fo fum..I smell the ...

criminies, what is that smell?

Render unto...

I think I just lost my condiments... that is the hotness.

Kinda gives a new meaning to the old Bean Bag ,concept.

i was figuring the top of the bun does, in fact, look quite comfortable. i´d happily settle for the "one arse cheek each" rule

It's an eye thing.
kinda like ya know the horus and their ilk.

He is the master of intent and I bet it would be awesome fun
to gaze into those intent eyes.

I'm sure happy glad he procreated.

anyways...here's lookin' at you kid.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...4630a70501.jpg

I have eyes for you, Ring!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ger/bigjar.jpg
I think you will find them delicious.

http://www.random-international.com/..._eye_small.jpg

all the better to see you with.

Now we are getting somewhere!
http://www.boingboing.net/Picture%201-133.jpg

I know you like the back of my hand.
I think you like the front too.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ssCreature.jpg