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Ghosts don't keep you awake, wheezing and snorfling all night,
if you have stockpiled enough slippers to throw at them. |
I freakin' love your toes man...............
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OK... is it just me, or is this really hot.
I have found Helen Mirren to be hot since I saw her in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover... but wow. It's like she has unhinged her jaw to consume that burger. I bet she could put her fist in there... http://www.uncorrelated.com/MirrenBu...02_468x465.jpg |
I love the ring.
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Carrot man in on the hunt for the unhealthy. You *will* eat healthy food, dammit!!!"
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I will pretend I have something resembling his magnificence's secret in my pocket.
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The size of his giganticness is increasing...
http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writin...g_burger_2.png Perhaps it is due to his growing need to help his old friend Giant Fries. He's been a bit down on his luck of late. Panhandling is just the least of his worries. http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/photos/fre2.jpg |
Um...that appears to be a man with his hand in his pocket.
Is that a clue? P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you? P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you? |
I must know what the second word is on the sign behind Giant Fries.
"Deluxe Junk" "Deluxe Jerk" What else could it be? |
Jack, jark, jink, jock, jook, jouk
...according to an online crossword cheat site. I'm thinking "Deluxe Jerk", however, since that mascot is smoking one of the fries like a giant doobie. |
"Deluxe Jank!"
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"Two all-beef patties, special SAUCE, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."
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It could be be a reincornation event of massive proportions.
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That picture makes my swollen mammary glands secrete a viscous milky fluid
through turgid ducts hidden in the huge flaps of puffy white skin and sagging, fatty bulges of my tumid thorax. |
Middle age is spreading.....
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Yeah. Leave the self-pity behind and embrace yourself. My only question is: why do you wonder about your sauce, sir?
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Fear not, my glands are devoid of pity.
I ceased wondering about sauces years ago. Charlatan created this thread in order to promote better Human-Hamburger relations. It is a communal mouthpiece that regurgitates many wonders. I find its affluence pleasing. |
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It never sleeps would be moi.
I do believe you are trying to arouse the sleeping embers, of our most benevolent master. Has he been crested yet? http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ilyCrest10.gif |
Damn! I live in a world of only medium-sized hamburgers, and cannot yet approach an orbit.
Can I have onion rings instead of fries with that? And a chocolate shake? And new green sneakers? |
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I know not where I've been. I only see the madness and the burger. |
I see the nefarious Astrocloud escaped his galactic encystment.
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Her mouth does not look inviting.
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Fe fi fo fum..I smell the ...
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Kinda gives a new meaning to the old Bean Bag ,concept.
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i was figuring the top of the bun does, in fact, look quite comfortable. iŽd happily settle for the "one arse cheek each" rule
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It's an eye thing.
kinda like ya know the horus and their ilk. He is the master of intent and I bet it would be awesome fun to gaze into those intent eyes. I'm sure happy glad he procreated. anyways...here's lookin' at you kid. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...4630a70501.jpg |
I have eyes for you, Ring!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ger/bigjar.jpg I think you will find them delicious. |
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Now we are getting somewhere!
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I know you like the back of my hand.
I think you like the front too. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ssCreature.jpg |
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