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Giant Hamburger 03-24-2007 06:45 PM

Yet trust me you must!
I am your only hope
http://www.bewilderingstories.com/is...e_machines.png
against the bunnies.
They are coming!

Fly 03-24-2007 07:08 PM

ahahhahha........


i got pics of our rabbitt doin' the lab...........vids too.


fuckin' hilarious.

Charlatan 03-24-2007 11:20 PM

GH is trying to feed the world. Here we see his efforts to use his offspring to feed the starving in Africa (Bono made the call and GH was there with the support).

Little does Bono know, this is all part of the master plan...

http://www.eng.uwo.ca/people/aray/Burger.JPG

uncle phil 03-28-2007 03:58 PM

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/003401.html

Giant Hamburger 03-28-2007 05:34 PM

Nice one Phil.

Let’s pretend we don’t exist,
Let’s pretend we’re in Antartica.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-29-2007 10:55 AM

Pretending, pretending....

Damn, it's not working. Sorry, sir!

Giant Hamburger 03-29-2007 06:03 PM

I’ll play the Satyr in Cypris,
http://www.joshbuhler.com/images/whopperette.jpg
you, the bride being stripped bare.

uncle phil 03-30-2007 05:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glbSyELSI7s

Charlatan 03-31-2007 05:45 AM

Giant Hamburger wants to do more than teach the world to sing...

Jetée 04-04-2007 09:44 AM

Big-Mac Attack (seriously, reconsider this as part of your profile, GH)
 
Singing burgers, that is the wave of the future
that we must surf in order to properly register
our whims among the weak and feeble,
especially the feeble.
Like dogs, of the hot variety.

Check it:

Giant Hamburger 04-06-2007 10:48 AM

Good Friday!
 
May chocolate-dipped coney-shaped Golgothian monotremes bless your blood-soaked holiday
with foiled prizes from their candy-coated cloacae!

uncle phil 04-06-2007 11:28 AM

nothin' like havin' it your way...

Ourcrazymodern? 04-06-2007 11:44 AM

I just had another fucking epiphany, damnit.

Charlatan 04-08-2007 07:01 AM

I stopped off for a burger after seeing a movie this evening... When I bit into it it squirted and impressive amount of blood all over the window next to my head.

Giant Hamburger 04-08-2007 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
When I bit into it it squirted and impressive amount of blood all over the window next to my head.

It happens to a lot of young hamburgers.

My 1st girlfriend's room...
http://thekillerblog.com/wp-content/...12/themess.jpg

uncle phil 04-09-2007 12:08 PM

lemme guess...her name was "carrie..."

Giant Hamburger 04-09-2007 12:49 PM

She would have been more exiting at the prom
http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/carrie0013.jpg
than the date that I took.

Enough about my past.
My latest secret involves my toes!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...urger/toes.jpg
They are done.

Astrocloud 04-09-2007 01:01 PM

Bah! toes are gristle.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-10-2007 10:14 PM

And bone.

Jetée 04-16-2007 06:48 PM

May our toes keep tapping to the rhythm.

http://far.gone.dk/images/AfricanDancersBlue.jpg

uncle phil 04-17-2007 12:24 PM

y'all are goin' ta HAIL!!!

Charlatan 04-19-2007 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
Enough about my past.
My latest secret involves my toes!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...urger/toes.jpg
They are done.

It comes from living in a house of estrogen...

How the mighty have fallen.

Giant Hamburger 04-19-2007 11:32 AM

My manhood is now in a jar outside
http://www.traipse.com/thing_in_a_ja...g_in_a_jar.jpg
I visit it from time to time

Ourcrazymodern? 04-19-2007 01:44 PM

Sir! Is that a shoe in there?

Charlatan 05-01-2007 02:51 AM

I sense a new power...

GIANT SUSHI!
http://static.flickr.com/51/13573010...8ec3f2.jpg?v=0

The question is: Is Giant Sushi a friend or foe? Will Giant Sushi seek to fell the un-manned Giant Hamburger?

There can be only one!

Giant Hamburger 05-01-2007 06:50 AM

Giant Sushi and I used to hook up when my adventures found me in the mysterious orient.
Sweet kid.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2007 03:07 PM

Occidentally my IO ate some bad sushi a few weeks ago. It wasn't a pretty experience.

Charlatan 05-05-2007 05:40 PM

The emasculation is complete...

http://de.gizmodo.com/060930_fast_food_mini.jpg

How the mighty have fallen.

bundy 05-06-2007 04:26 AM

AH!!! Giant Sushi!!

Giant Sushi was very popular for a while here in Tokyo... he even knocked SMAP off the number one boy band spot with his cover release of American Pie...

but then everyone realised that he was a pawn for the lesser deity, Colonel Sanders...
http://photos21.flickr.com/29833089_...g?v=1122786903

the colonel has many guises and can never be trusted... especially after his role in the foiled assasination attempt of the last Tokugawa Shogunate...
http://www.planetps2.com/mmcafe/appp...ai_sanders.jpg

after the people found out about the Colonels involvement with and overall control of the Giant Sushi... they rebelled... but the Colonel then released his miniature, slightly pudgy version of Godzilla and Mothra...
http://members3.jcom.home.ne.jp/kaij...oc02_64gm2.jpghttp://members3.jcom.home.ne.jp/kaij.../co_bs_mos.jpg

... and all spirit was lost...
its a little known fact, but this incident was a major factor in the bursting of the japanese bubble economy just a few decades ago.

i wonder where the Giant Sushi is hiding now... ???

Giant Hamburger 05-10-2007 08:31 AM

Lately I have been highly sprung and I fear this thread has been bad for my swerves.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-11-2007 06:07 PM

Your swerving maintains an even keel.

Springs bounce. Or slink. Or flow...

Charlatan 05-13-2007 04:05 AM

Some people like HP sauce on their burgers... Giant Hamburger prefers a little HP Lovecraft on his...

http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~o...MiteBurger.jpg

Fly 05-13-2007 06:04 AM

i always thought GH 'was' HP Lovecraft?

Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2007 08:20 AM

I feel secure in his shadow.

Charlatan 05-19-2007 03:06 AM

My spies have managed to find out what GH has being doing in his backyard... His manhood removed and organic procreation now beyond him, the monster has adapted... be afraid.

http://www.spacehijackers.co.uk/imag...germachine.jpg

Charlatan 07-12-2007 03:45 AM

His madness knows no bounds (now with extra evil flow charts!!!).

GH's marketing team has been working overtime... I fear that after this missive they were all tossed into his backyard machine for incompetence (Burgers are *never* just an alternative in the world of GH).

http://www.superdecisions.com/imgs/l...rger_icon.jpeg

Redlemon 07-12-2007 06:40 AM

GH is now unstoppable. His power exceeds all rational thought. He can use a videogame controller as a phone.

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3...600talkwq0.jpg

Giant Hamburger 09-06-2007 03:13 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1143/...db5760a2_o.jpg

Lady Sage 09-06-2007 03:28 PM

Im going blind on that... it hurts.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-08-2007 07:01 PM

I laughed more than I should have until my IO refused to even look at it.

Go figure.


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