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Yet trust me you must!
I am your only hope http://www.bewilderingstories.com/is...e_machines.png against the bunnies. They are coming! |
ahahhahha........
i got pics of our rabbitt doin' the lab...........vids too. fuckin' hilarious. |
GH is trying to feed the world. Here we see his efforts to use his offspring to feed the starving in Africa (Bono made the call and GH was there with the support).
Little does Bono know, this is all part of the master plan... http://www.eng.uwo.ca/people/aray/Burger.JPG |
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Nice one Phil.
Let’s pretend we don’t exist, Let’s pretend we’re in Antartica. |
Pretending, pretending....
Damn, it's not working. Sorry, sir! |
I’ll play the Satyr in Cypris,
http://www.joshbuhler.com/images/whopperette.jpg you, the bride being stripped bare. |
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Giant Hamburger wants to do more than teach the world to sing...
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Big-Mac Attack (seriously, reconsider this as part of your profile, GH)
Singing burgers, that is the wave of the future
that we must surf in order to properly register our whims among the weak and feeble, especially the feeble. Like dogs, of the hot variety. Check it: |
Good Friday!
May chocolate-dipped coney-shaped Golgothian monotremes bless your blood-soaked holiday
with foiled prizes from their candy-coated cloacae! |
nothin' like havin' it your way...
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I just had another fucking epiphany, damnit.
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I stopped off for a burger after seeing a movie this evening... When I bit into it it squirted and impressive amount of blood all over the window next to my head.
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Quote:
My 1st girlfriend's room... http://thekillerblog.com/wp-content/...12/themess.jpg |
lemme guess...her name was "carrie..."
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She would have been more exiting at the prom
http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/carrie0013.jpg than the date that I took. Enough about my past. My latest secret involves my toes! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...urger/toes.jpg They are done. |
Bah! toes are gristle.
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And bone.
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y'all are goin' ta HAIL!!!
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Quote:
How the mighty have fallen. |
My manhood is now in a jar outside
http://www.traipse.com/thing_in_a_ja...g_in_a_jar.jpg I visit it from time to time |
Sir! Is that a shoe in there?
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I sense a new power...
GIANT SUSHI! http://static.flickr.com/51/13573010...8ec3f2.jpg?v=0 The question is: Is Giant Sushi a friend or foe? Will Giant Sushi seek to fell the un-manned Giant Hamburger? There can be only one! |
Giant Sushi and I used to hook up when my adventures found me in the mysterious orient.
Sweet kid. |
Occidentally my IO ate some bad sushi a few weeks ago. It wasn't a pretty experience.
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The emasculation is complete...
http://de.gizmodo.com/060930_fast_food_mini.jpg How the mighty have fallen. |
AH!!! Giant Sushi!!
Giant Sushi was very popular for a while here in Tokyo... he even knocked SMAP off the number one boy band spot with his cover release of American Pie... but then everyone realised that he was a pawn for the lesser deity, Colonel Sanders... http://photos21.flickr.com/29833089_...g?v=1122786903 the colonel has many guises and can never be trusted... especially after his role in the foiled assasination attempt of the last Tokugawa Shogunate... http://www.planetps2.com/mmcafe/appp...ai_sanders.jpg after the people found out about the Colonels involvement with and overall control of the Giant Sushi... they rebelled... but the Colonel then released his miniature, slightly pudgy version of Godzilla and Mothra... http://members3.jcom.home.ne.jp/kaij...oc02_64gm2.jpghttp://members3.jcom.home.ne.jp/kaij.../co_bs_mos.jpg ... and all spirit was lost... its a little known fact, but this incident was a major factor in the bursting of the japanese bubble economy just a few decades ago. i wonder where the Giant Sushi is hiding now... ??? |
Lately I have been highly sprung and I fear this thread has been bad for my swerves.
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Your swerving maintains an even keel.
Springs bounce. Or slink. Or flow... |
Some people like HP sauce on their burgers... Giant Hamburger prefers a little HP Lovecraft on his...
http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~o...MiteBurger.jpg |
i always thought GH 'was' HP Lovecraft?
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I feel secure in his shadow.
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My spies have managed to find out what GH has being doing in his backyard... His manhood removed and organic procreation now beyond him, the monster has adapted... be afraid.
http://www.spacehijackers.co.uk/imag...germachine.jpg |
His madness knows no bounds (now with extra evil flow charts!!!).
GH's marketing team has been working overtime... I fear that after this missive they were all tossed into his backyard machine for incompetence (Burgers are *never* just an alternative in the world of GH). http://www.superdecisions.com/imgs/l...rger_icon.jpeg |
GH is now unstoppable. His power exceeds all rational thought. He can use a videogame controller as a phone.
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3...600talkwq0.jpg |
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Im going blind on that... it hurts.
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I laughed more than I should have until my IO refused to even look at it.
Go figure. |
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