Giant Hamburger's multi-layered, but more free-flowing.

A New Challenger Emerges!

-Gargantuan VeggieSub-

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(I had no idea where else to feature this, but it'd be cool to see a Street Fighter-type otherworld, where the main establishments duke it out.)

GH will be upset...

but I think he's bloodthirsty, and raring (rearing? I never got the handle of how to use this turn of phrase) to get into the fire, and smash some lettuce heads together.

Time for ROUND 2! (in my best video game announcer's voice)

FIGHT!
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The firmest Tofu holds up best, during a catapult event.

The type of soysauce makes no difference,
unless I decide to lick your face.

Now there's a practical idea for sauce removal. Your meatiness?

I can't imagine a scenario where in a sandwich of vegetables would give me any trouble.
...It doesn't seem possible.

Now Uncle Phil's grilled cheeseburger and Ring's scenario have dilated my aperatures,
so you must excuse me.

This is one of the things I will consume upon my return to Toronto:

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nifty info courtesy of soothbrush
 

Oh, yeah! Almost forgot about what I found earlier today:

Vice magazine asked online creative director Olle Hemmendorff for his take on Nike’s Air Max 90 shoe, and it looks like he really ran with it. I don’t know how appetizing a burger crafted to look like a sneaker would be. Hope it tastes better than it smells.



ah, there's also this...

Texas-based fast food fan, Kayla Kromer loves hamburgers so much that she decided that she wanted to be able to sleep in one. The giant burger bed features all the trimmings, with pickle and tomato pillows, lettuce sheets, a cheese slice quilt and a round burger shaped mattress.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan (Post 2677321) At the end of the day... I just like to cuddle up inside his savoury body. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-2.jpg It's kind of like Luke inside a Tauntaun...

Kayla Kromer says that her burger bed was inspired by the film "Hamburger", in which students sleep in burger-shaped beds. She just could not get the image out of her mind, so decided to embark on a project to build her own.



-- has anybody ever heard of the film, "Hamburger"? Would this be it?

so long as we're talking about upgrading sire's shoes and sheets, I thought to meself what else could a self-respecting hamburghim (as opposed to a hamburgher) would feel most at ease in... and then it hit me, like a flying a sack of meat.

Shorts. One certainly needs a dependable pair of shorts.

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He looks better without them.

from the FM365 art installation, by Chow Hon Lam (aka 'flyingmouse')
I will keep with the above idea: I think you'll do well to dispatch with the competition, your savory Sir.

I entered you into a tournament. Hope that's okay with you.

Hell, Jet, you don't know His secret. You should at least correspond. I have the suspicion that his secret is the same as mine.

Well, if any ol' person (perceived competitor) knew his secret techniques, then he'd be whupped in mano-a-manwich mortal combat.

His secret is his power; and his power should be guarded.

His power is no secret, & guarded well. He hasn't hidden his affection, & prevents me from seeing myself in the mirror. Pay attention, or wait for repercussions from His orbit.

My secret playground/daycare...
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Ah, so actually thinking of thoust, in the presence and state of mind in a time of hunger, well, it causes you to spawn forth, as if by meaty magic.
This is a handy (if not creepy) trait to possess.

- - -

These food safety ads from the Beijing Women & Children's Development Foundation are nicely executed but super-creepy: Kids enjoying themselves in playgrounds built out of giant food, etc. But on closer inspection, the pizza slices are topped with shards of glass, the hamburger is a scorpion-burger, sushi is infested with bugs, the jello is spiked with thumbtacks, a beehive stands in for a lollipop, and a landmine is disguised as a melon. The tagline, as translated by Ads of the World, "Do you really know about his food?"

[eatmedaily.]

You know, I'm not gonna give up on this whole tournament of tostadas and burgers so easily. I want some tomatoes and blood sausages shed!
A "mortal combat", if you will.
I should portray an actual written "story" about this tournament to make it pick up steam.

Speaking of which: (the steam, I mean)
After you have entirely devoured the pitifully puny Gargantuan Veggie Sub, it's time to take things up a notch and battle the "Huge Lecherous Wiener".
He's not really a fan favorite, y'know; except to all the "horndoggers".

Pluck me from these rabids!

I'd rather use a razor.

It's been a long time trying for this, but I still think the tournament should commence equally and soon-fully, with copious amounts of ketchup shed.

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Extra Value Combo Alpha by ~Lysol-Jones

Giant Hamburger embodies space & time & thought - I'm pretty sure he'd win.

Pretty sure?

I don't know - there's a reason why these sort of contests are performed, even though there may be clear favorites.
It's a test and testament to our strengths and weaknesses.

Heck yeah, I'm rooting for the big guy, but one has to wonder, what happens if and/or when he encounters Ronald, the "Big Cheese", when he has fully transformed into battle mode?


It'll be a melee, for sure.


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I am prepared to fight anyone, anywhere at anytime for anything.

Would you fight for peace?

Yes I would, I'd punch it right in its smirking face.
After the dust settled we would go have some beers.

GH minces words even better than onions.

We could go have some bears ,too.

(appetizers)

Alright, I couldn't help it; the coincidence got too strong for me to stray away.

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"Carebear Carnage", by Jude Buffum

Take that peace. I vanquish you... in the name of love.

GH doesn't believe in wasting food.

Third try is the charm.

Those weren't the orifices you were looking for:

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I'm not so sure, though GH is known to be fond of tongue-in-cheek as well.

Just so; every course can be dessert.